"Boy! Are you okay?" Feierre asked worriedly again.
Wei Wei was startled! My mind turned quickly, I shook my head and said to Fiery: "Well... I'm fine. I just thought of my red sparrow. I don't know if it died just now."
As I spoke, I took out the red sparrow from my arms. This little guy was looking at me sideways with a look of contempt. Damn... it thought I was willing to lie. Wasn't it the one who caused it
Fierre looked at the red sparrow in my hand in astonishment, frowned slightly and said: "Boy, why did you accept such a piece of garbage as a pet? At the very least, it needs to be replaced with a fierce tiger or a fire leopard or something! "
After hearing what Fiery said, the red sparrow turned his head angrily and stared at Fiery hatefully. At the same time... the female voice rang again: "This old guy dares to look down on me. Tell him quickly." , I am the most special firebird in the sky and on earth, and I cannot be compared with those stinky leopards or rotten tigers!"
Firebird
I looked at the red sparrow in my hand in shock. It turned out... her name was Firebird, hehe... this was the first time I heard this name!
The little firebird looked at me disdainfully and said disdainfully: "Nonsense, we have special names for ourselves, just like you humans. You will never be like us and call you four-legged monsters!"
Four-legged monster!
I looked at the firebird in my hand in astonishment. The firebird opened its mouth in disdain and sneered: "Of course, we firebirds call you humans four-legged monsters, just like you have special names for us, don't even think about it." We’ll take it!”
I didn't dare to argue with her for too long. Fiery was still waiting for my answer, so... I smiled and said to Fiery, "Well... I don't like those stinky leopards and rotten tigers!"
As soon as the words came out of my mouth, I wanted to strangle myself. What was wrong with me? Why did I use the description of the firebird? You know... In my eyes, the leopard is a symbol of speed, and the tiger is the demeanor of a king. !
really! Hearing my words, Feierre screamed in astonishment: "What! Stinky leopard! Rotten tiger! Oh my god... If they are all like you said, then the fire bird in your hand is nothing!"
I was slightly stunned, but... I quickly found the answer, and said to Fiery with a smile: "This! Although this fire bird is not very powerful, but... it is very beautiful!"
After listening to my words, the Fire Bird jumped up and down with joy, and said that he would reward me well in the future, but... Fiery on the other side couldn't accept it anymore, and said seriously: "I said Xiao Mo! You can't do this. How can a grown man like to be beautiful like a girl? Men... must be practical! I have decided that you will change it in the future... "
Before Fiery could finish what he said, suddenly... A charming voice sounded at the door: "How come you have offended me! You old guy, be careful what you say. I don't mind if you insult women, but I won't allow you to teach." Bad apprentice!"
Fiery and I turned around in shock, only to see Bingyu and a middle-aged beautiful woman walking in from the door. The middle-aged beautiful woman's face was obviously not very good-looking, and she was obviously suppressing her anger. Looking at his expression, I believe... If Bingyu and I were not here, this old guy Feierlie would have suffered a lot!
As soon as he saw Bei appear, Feierie suddenly panicked and stuttered: "Oh... this! We didn't say anything about girls just now! If you don't believe it... If you don't believe it, just ask Xiao Mo!"
Bi (a middle-aged beautiful woman) glanced at Feierlie angrily, and said angrily: "Oh? So, it's because I'm old and confused, and my ears are not working properly. Did I hear wrongly?"
At this point, Bi turned to me and said: "Xiao Mo... tell me, did I hear wrongly, or did someone want to use the opportunity to shirk it?"
The smell of gunpowder in the room was getting stronger and stronger, and I thought... I'd better give them some relief. After all, Bingyu and I will have to accept their teachings in the future. If the relationship is ruined, that won't be a good thing!
Thinking of this, I looked at Fiery with a serious face and said reproachfully: "Master! This is your fault. How could you do this? You really don't understand women's hearts."
After listening to my words, Fiery had a doomsday expression on his face, and his eyes were filled with angry flames. I knew... he must be hating me for not smoothing things over for him, but... he understood wrongly, and soon... I let him He is happy!
Thinking of this, I didn't dare to show the slightest flaw in my appearance, and continued to criticize Fiery: "Master! When you praise a woman, you shouldn't do it in the dark. If you think Master's wife is very good, then tell her face to face. Why are you afraid? Does she know?"
ah!
As soon as I said this, Feierre and Bi screamed at the same time, looking at me in disbelief, not understanding that I would say such a thing.
Their reaction was exactly what I expected. I then turned around and said to Bi: "Master, my master and I were discussing pets just now. Who knew that while we were talking, he talked about you. Alas... I can't help it. , Master, this is an old habit, no matter what we talk about, it doesn’t take more than three sentences to involve Master’s wife!”
After listening to my words, Feierlie looked at me in shock. When did he mention Bi in just three sentences? He has always been very serious in teaching and would never mention his wife!
On the other side, Bei Ye glared at Fiery bitterly, frowned and said, "Why do you keep mentioning me when you have nothing to do!"
At this point, my wife turned to me and said worriedly: "Xiao Mo... tell me, what has he said about me? Does he always like to say bad things about me?"
ah!
I pretended to look at Master Xing in astonishment, my expression reflected Master Xing's pose, and I said to Master in surprise: "Master! How could you think so! Don't you know how beautiful and beautiful you are in Master's eyes?" Is it perfect? How could the master say bad things about you?"
Fiery closed his mouth tightly, not daring to say a word. Looking at the boy's expression, even he himself doubted whether he mentioned his wife often. Is it true
Why…
I sighed slightly and said sadly to my wife: "Master, my master often laments to me that he is a rich man, but to be able to get a beautiful woman like you as his wife is really a blessing that he has cultivated for three lifetimes!"
"A beautiful face! Three lives to cultivate? It's so strange, but such a beautiful word. This... is this really what your master said?" Master asked intoxicatedly.
After listening to Master’s question, I secretly yelled, “Oh no, this is bad. Master is such a big boss, how could he say such a thing, let alone him, no one in this world can say it, this is the earth.” The vocabulary on it.
Just as I was secretly thinking about countermeasures, the master said to Fiery affectionately: "Lie! Are these really what you said?"
Hearing the Master's wife's question, the Master's old face suddenly turned red. Admit it with all your heart, but he didn't bother to lie, let alone... How could I say such words that could make a woman happy with my little skills
But... if you don't admit it, maybe it will be okay now, and your wife will not embarrass you because of the two children, but when you get home at night, it will be hard to say!
Woman... is a strange animal. When you praise her, no matter how shrewd a woman is, she will immediately become confused when she encounters something related to her sweetheart. No... As soon as she sees Feierlie's red face It seemed that the teacher's wife immediately believed that these words were said by him, and thought that the reason why he blushed was because she knew those words, so he was shy!
have a look! Such a shrewd person could be so stupid. He is so straightforward and still knows how to be polite? Do you still know how to be shy? If such shameless people can be shy, then are there people in the world who are not shy
But... I was very happy to see this scene, it saved me the trouble of thinking about it, hehe... Now it seems that the master's wife is convinced that those words were said by the master.
Just when I was secretly happy, my wife probably didn't hear enough, and said to me again with unexplained meaning: "Xiao Mo! When I came in just now, I seemed to hear what your master said about women, There are beautiful and ugly ones, and there are also stinky leopards and rotten tigers, what are you talking about!"
It's secretly funny. It's not difficult for me to say this. When I used to watch soap operas on Earth, there were a lot of similar dialogues. Just find a paragraph.
Well Well!
After coughing and clearing my throat, I said to my master: "Master and I were talking about my pet just now. Look... it's this little bird!"
As I spoke, I showed the fiery red bird to my wife, and continued: "Master praised me and said that when it comes to raising pets, you should keep one that is both beautiful and practical, just like my wife, who wants to be a pet." To be beautiful, you must have strength! You can’t just pursue power and raise some stinky leopards and rotten tigers!”
After I finished speaking, I deliberately turned my head to look at the master and said seriously: "I just learned it right, master!"
Seeing me asking him something, the master coughed in embarrassment and stammered to cover up the past, neither admitting nor denying...
But on the other hand, the master believed it in her heart. She had a pretty face full of smiles, and her eyes when she looked at the master were several times gentler. Now... the master shouldn't have to kneel down on Coban when he comes home!
Hehe... I killed two birds with one stone, that is, I helped the master cover up the past, won the master's favor, and at the same time... blocked the master's mouth. I think... he will never ask me to trade for a leopard or a tiger. Pet now!