kindness!
Linde looked at me with bright eyes, nodded firmly and said: "Okay, boss, I understand, we dare to defy even the sky, so why should we be afraid of the people on the ground? I know what attitude I should take to face everything. !”
I patted my neighbor on the shoulder with relief, and I knew... After a series of trials in the past six months, Linde has finally grown up, and now I can safely leave everything to him.
After leaving the headquarters, I quickly came to the master's house. When I arrived, the old couple were dressing up at home, and the master was clumsily helping the master's wife tidy up her clothes.
Not to mention, although my wife is over a hundred years old, from the outside, she is just a beautiful woman in her thirties, four or five years old. With this outfit, she is really radiant!
Looking at Master with a smile, I said jokingly: "Master, you dress up so beautifully, aren't you afraid that Master will go on a killing spree again?"
A killing spree? The teacher’s wife looked at me doubtfully and muttered incomprehensibly.
I nodded in agreement and said with certainty: "Yes, yes, you think... if you dress up so beautifully, you will definitely attract many people to pursue you. In that case, wouldn't the master be going on a killing spree again?" "
Pfft…
The teacher's wife covered her mouth and smiled, her face flushed and she said: "I'm already over a hundred years old, who would chase after an old woman like me? Don't make fun of your wife!"
I curled my lips and said to my master calmly: "Did I make you happy? Then look at Master's expression!"
After hearing what I said, the wife looked at the master in confusion, and saw the old guy with a stinking expression on his face, a tight frown, and a look of deep concern.
Opening her mouth, the mistress was about to speak, but the old man took the initiative and said angrily: "His grandma, if anyone dares to take advantage of my wife, I will crush his head!"
Hahahahahaha…
After listening to the master's words, I couldn't help laughing. Seeing me laughing, the master said displeasedly: "Why are you laughing? I'm serious!"
Having said this, the master turned his head, looked at his wife pleadingly and said: "Bi... you'd better not go, in case..."
Shut up!
Seeing the master like this, the master's wife really loved and hated her. Her face flushed with embarrassment, she pinched the master's arm and said, "What nonsense are you talking about in front of the child!"
I laughed so hard that I couldn't breathe, and said loudly to the master: "Master, don't worry, I will make good arrangements and will never give anyone else a chance to pursue Master's wife!"
The master also knew that the master’s mother had made many appointments with handkerchief friends. It would be impossible not to go this time, so... the master said to me pleadingly: "Xiao Mo... you have to help the master this time. Absolutely avoid anyone approaching your wife, as long as you do a good job, you can choose five more items from my treasure house, how about it?"
I curled my lips in disdain, shook my head and said, "No, no, is my master's wife worth only five pieces of equipment in your eyes?"
The master looked at me eagerly and said: "Then ten pieces! Just ten pieces!"
I nodded with satisfaction and said calmly: "Actually... when the master wants the apprentice to do something, he only needs to give instructions. How dare the apprentice not work hard to do it?"
Looking at the master's astonished expression, I continued: "But I dare not refuse the so-called gift from the elders. Since the master wants to give me ten treasures, Xiao Mo has no choice but to accept it reluctantly!"
The master looked at me with a wry smile, as if he had nothing to say. The master couldn't stand it and said with a smile: "Oh? I didn't expect Xiao Mo to be a good apprentice. How about I help you?" Master, please take back your life, and you don’t have to be so reluctant to accept the treasure!"
No no no!
I waved my hands anxiously and said anxiously: "Master, I don't want the master to be a person who breaks his word. How can a great hero and hero like the master break his word!"
That’s right! well said!
After listening to my words, the master changed his depressed expression and laughed loudly: "What Xiao Mo said is great. As long as I say it, I can never take it back. Good apprentice, those ten treasures are given." !”
The teacher’s wife looked at the old man depressedly, hating him for being so stupid. She couldn’t see that she was competing with me and quarreling with me. Would she care about the garbage in the old man’s garbage nest? She doesn't care if it's all given away.
After laughing enough, I became serious and said to my wife seriously: "Mrs., I don't know how the contact with the distinguished guests is going. When will they arrive?"
The mistress continued to arrange her clothes and said calmly: "They got here on time at seven o'clock. Why...what can you do? Isn't the appearance already arranged? As soon as we hear the signal, we will start from here and go directly to the square. Participate in the ribbon-cutting ceremony on the stage.”
I looked at the time and saw that there were still more than ten minutes left before seven o'clock. I nodded and said to my wife, "Of course. I have something I want to ask for their permission for."
The teacher's wife looked at me doubtfully and said in confusion: "Oh? What do you want to ask for their consent for? Tell me about it. It's easier for me to say it than it is for you to say it."
Smiling slightly, I explained: "That's right, this incredible opening ceremony will last until nine o'clock in the evening, so I think..."
After a pause, I continued: "Can you please seniors, starting at nine o'clock in the evening, each perform a few combat skills with strong light and shadow effects? You should know that if magic or fighting spirit is released at night, the effect will be very It’s beautiful, especially when so many masters release it at the same time, how beautiful it would be!”
When it comes to beautiful things, women always like them. After listening to my words, the deeply touched Master’s Wife suddenly jumped for joy and said longingly: "Yes, yes! Especially magic, if it is released at night, then The system of hunger and cold is so beautiful, but it’s a pity that no one would be stupid enough to waste magic power out of thin air!”
I nodded and said excitedly: "That's right, even if some people are stupid enough to waste magic power like this, but... their level can't be as good as the VIPs here today, right? Even if they were, they wouldn't be able to get together specifically to play. Look at the magic, so..."
The master's wife trembled with excitement and agreed: "Yes, yes... the distinguished guests here today are all overlords of one party. Their strength is unfathomable. If they perform together, it will be the most beautiful scene in the world." Got it!"
But!
The master's wife frowned in embarrassment and said helplessly: "But they may not be willing to waste their magic power just to perform for everyone. Is there any way?"
With a roll of my eyes, I turned to the master and said, "Master, look... can you take the lead and give a show?"
Curling his lips in disdain, the old man refused without hesitation: "I won't do it... Martial arts are for fighting, not for playing monkey tricks. This matter is not negotiable!"
After listening to the master's words, I looked at the master pleadingly and said: "Master... look at the master..."
Seeing the pitiful look on my face, my wife raised her eyebrows and said fiercely to the master: "What did you say? I didn't hear clearly. Are you going to do it or not?"
Cold sweat rolled down the master's forehead, and he opened his mouth. After a long time... he finally said in frustration: "Fuck! I'll just do it. Don't be so fierce..."
The teacher’s wife nodded with satisfaction, turned around and was about to speak to me, when I smiled and said, “How about it, teacher’s wife, now you should know how to get those guys to agree!”
My wife's eyes lit up, she looked at me with admiration, and said helplessly: "You little thing, you are more clever than a ghost. I know the method. It's just my handkerchief friends who have ideas for you, right?"
Nodding my head happily, I complimented: "Master's wife is really smart, she can understand everything at once, that's what Xiao Mo means!"
Pouring her lips, the teacher's wife smiled sinisterly and said: "Forget it, if I am smart after being enlightened by you, then wouldn't you be smarter yourself? You don't praise yourself so much!"
Oops!
Looking at the proud face of my wife, I knew... By accident, I finally capsized in the gutter and lost a round to my wife. It seems... Jiang is still hot with age!