With a forced smile, I said helplessly: "Why do you think that I am here to find someone when you see me? Isn't there anyone smart enough to see that I am here to go to school?" As he spoke, I gently shook the key on my fingertips.
ah!
Three strange screams suddenly rang out, and everyone looked at me in disbelief. One of them, a guy with a gentle face, a thin body, and a pair of high-power glasses on his eyes, looked at me in disbelief and said: "How is this possible? You are the only one so small!"
I glanced at this guy displeased and looked at the environment in the dormitory. Since I was the last one to arrive, there was only one bed left for me. I had no right to be picky!
I walked straight to the bed next to the window and on the left side of the window. I threw my backpack on the upper bunk of the bed. Although my home is in Shanghai, Shanghai is really big. I have to back up the car at least four times to get there. You can go back home, and a month's worth of transportation expenses will not be enough if you don't have more than a thousand! So... most of the time, I still have to live in the dormitory!
Everyone in the lower bunk has a simple small desk, but the upper bunk is different. Although there is something similar to a desk, it is a Z-shaped structure at the head of the bed, suspended in front of the window. I You have to sit on the bed to use this desk, which is very inconvenient!
I don’t have to worry about my feet touching the brothers on the lower bunk. Under the table structure of the upper bunk, it has been closed with a partition board. Firstly, it can block the light coming from the window. Secondly... it can prevent my feet from touching anything. Things you shouldn't touch!
Ignoring a few people staring at me, I took off my shoes and climbed onto the bed from the ladder next to the bed. Then I took out all the things I brought from home from my bag and placed them one by one on the table next to the bed. !
When I sat on the bed and looked at it, I saw that this small table was quite unique. It was about the height of an adult's thigh above the bed. I sat down on it tentatively. Not to mention... except that it was a bit high, it was really comfortable. I turned it towards the head of the bed. , there is even a movable backrest, hehe... In this way, once I get tired, I can push the backrest and fall it behind me, and I can sleep directly. From this point of view, the upper bunk is much better than the lower bunk. !
Weiwei nodded, it would be great if I could have a computer, so that I could go online here and design something I want! It's a pity that I am so poor now that I have no money to buy a computer!
He sighed slightly and was about to lie down and take a rest. Suddenly... an elegant voice came from below: "Brother, come down and have something to eat together!"
I looked down in shock, and it was that handsome-eyed brother who was talking to me. Suddenly... my liking for him increased greatly, not because he asked me to eat, but because he was the first person to eat since he returned to Earth. Someone who calls me brother without adding small letters in front of it!
I nodded with a smile, put my hands on the bed slightly, jumped down out of habit, and spun my body slightly in the air. What a coincidence that it couldn't have been more coincidental and fell into the shoes on the ground!
When I turned around happily, I saw that everyone was stunned. A tall, dark guy opened his mouth wide and said in a rough voice: "Damn! Did you make a mistake? You didn't do acrobatics before, did you? !”
After hearing what this guy said, I couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and then I remembered that I was no longer in a magical world, but back on earth. The people here were not just able to do the actions I just did!
Smiling slightly, I didn't answer him. I just walked to the seat next to the glasses guy and sat down. I subconsciously looked at the food on the table!
I sniffed slightly, rubbed my hands and said, "Yeah! Not bad... There's Peking duck, Yunnan rice noodles, and... "
And the best wine! Before I could finish speaking, Brother Glasses interrupted me enthusiastically.
I turned to look at him in surprise, and saw that he was holding a bottle of Kweichow Moutai. After smiling at me, he quickly poured half a paper cup of wine, handed it to me gently and said, "How do you like it? Do you dare?" drink?"
I raised my head proudly and laughed: "Isn't it just wine? Who would be afraid of you? Come... let's drink!"
Originally, Glasses wanted to tease this little guy, but he didn't expect that this guy was so brave. For a moment, he couldn't take back his words and asked everyone to raise their glasses!
After thinking about it for a moment, Sunglasses smiled gracefully, adjusted his eyes and said, "It's fate that the four of us can get together in the same dormitory. If nothing else, let's drink to the fact that we can gather together from all over the world!"
good!
Amidst the cheers, everyone drank up the wine in their glasses. Seeing how generous they all were, even though my body had not grown yet, how could I show weakness? I raised my head without hesitation and drank the spicy liquor smoothly. It went down my throat, and suddenly... a burning stream of heat made me almost jump!
When a child drinks alcohol, the feeling is definitely different from that of an adult. The burning pain made me almost jump. If it weren’t for my amazing endurance, I would have gone crazy by now!
A powerful smell of alcohol rushed out from my chest. I couldn't hold it in anymore, and it burst out of my nose violently. Suddenly... tears and snot flowed down violently!
Seeing my miserable look, everyone was stunned for a moment and burst out laughing. Seeing their proud looks, I couldn't help but secretly hate myself: "Huh! Don't be proud. Wait until I grow up a few years and my body becomes more mature." One o'clock, and then I'll drink you to death!"
Thinking of this, I stopped paying attention to these guys, picked up my chopsticks, and leisurely tasted the snacks they brought from all over the world. No matter how they persuaded me to drink, I would never drink again!
Although he made a fool of himself while drinking, men are like this. Once they get to the wine table, they will become familiar with each other in just a while. After introductions, I learned that the guy with a gentle face and a pair of glasses is called Yin Wenjing. Meng is a Chinese foreigner who returned to his motherland to study.
That tall, dark, stout guy, whose name is Na Meng Qige, is actually a grassland sweat from Inner Mongolia. He has a straightforward and generous personality, speaks in a rough voice, and is straightforward in doing things!
The last one is a short and fat guy named Xiao Jiang. He is about 170 centimeters tall. He wears glasses. He always smiles no matter what happens. His eyes are narrowed into two slits. He looks like I am a good old man, but ... If you observe carefully, a glimmer of light will flash in his eyes from time to time, showing that this person is definitely not as simple as he looks!
Although these guys have different personalities, they all have one thing in common, that is, they like to drink. As long as they can still drink, they will never give in. So when I was sixty percent full, Brother Glasses brought me Two bottles of Maotai, as well as Mengzi, the Mongolian spirit brought by Mengqige, and Jiangzi, the Hunan rice wine brought by Xiao Jiang, all went into the stomachs of the three of them.
To be honest, in terms of drinking capacity, the first one is Mengzi from Inner Mongolia, the second is Brother Glasses from Hunan, and the third is Jiang Zi from Beijing, but these guys all love to show off, so... after drinking almost all of them. After drinking as much as they could, the three of them fell drunk on the bed without knowing what was going on!
Shaking my head and smiling bitterly, I helped the three of them to the bed and looked at the various snacks that were almost untouched. I suddenly remembered Yu Ker's date. Turning my eyes, I found a clean lunch box and put the various snacks together. I scooped up some snacks one by one and put them all in the lunch box. There were more than ten kinds of snacks. After filling a big lunch box, I closed the lid with satisfaction and walked out of the dormitory with the lunch box!
I took out the school building layout map issued by the freshman registration office that I just found in my bag. I quickly found the location of the fourth canteen and rushed there quickly.
When I entered the fourth canteen, I was shocked by what I saw. The fourth canteen was too small. Looking horizontally and vertically, it could only accommodate a few hundred people.
He shook his head and was sighing secretly when a pleasant female voice sounded: "Little brother Leng Mo, sister is here, come here quickly!"
Hearing this voice, hundreds of people in the cafeteria looked at me almost at the same time. Suddenly... my brain was dizzy and I fainted on the spot...
However, now that things have happened, I can only choose to accept it. Gritting my teeth tightly, I bitterly walked to Ke'er's side, sat down gently in front of her, and said bitterly: "Are you Can't you just call me by my name? Why do you have to add a little brother?"
Looking at me with a smile on her face, Ke'er teased: "You can only call me little brother to show how innocent and cute you are!"
After hearing what Ke'er said, my face turned green, but if she insists on calling me that, there's nothing I can do!
While he was secretly annoyed, suddenly... a voice that seemed to be talking with a fly in its mouth rang out: "Hey! Why does sister Ke'er only eat food like this? Come on, let me take you to the No. 1 cafeteria to eat!"
Hearing the sound, I turned around in confusion, and suddenly... a guy who maybe he thought was handsome, was posing in a cool and unrestrained manner, looking at Ke'er lovingly with his eyes!
He gently touched his chin and looked at this guy carefully. His hair was black and shiny, all combed back to form a very stylish slicked back hair. He really had a family background as a vice-star, but it seemed like he had too much hairspray. It's a bit sticky, I don't know how other people see it, but I feel disgusted when I see it!
Looking at the body, well... yes, the clothes are Clinton's, the pants are gold, the leather shoes are Adidas, and the belt is Yeltsin's. The whole body is made of all famous brands, and the figure is also slender and fit. It can be said that he is elegant and chic. So personable!
However, what I have to say is that his face is quite long, but the expression on his face makes people dare not compliment him. His eyes looked at Ke'er lustfully, and his eyebrows were raised and raised. Yes, he is simply a scoundrel. Such a man will only disgust good girls.
Although it is said that men are not bad, women do not love them! But if you are bad, you have to have a bad temperament. It doesn’t matter how bad you are, women will love you. If you are not a playboy, but you must pretend to be a lover of the public, no good girls will like you. of.
Sure enough, Ke'er's originally smiling face suddenly darkened, she frowned slightly and said in disgust: "Xiang Qin, don't always pester me, go find other girls!"
Hearing Ke'er's words, the expression on the guy named Qin Xiang's face suddenly stiffened, and he said bitterly: "Ke'er, given your family conditions, finding a boyfriend like me is a high price. I told you, my father opened a bar in Shanghai, hehe... If you follow me, I guarantee that you will have enough food and clothing for the rest of your life!"
vomit…
After hearing what Prime Minister Qin said, I turned around and retched, and whispered in Ke'er's ear: "What did I think it was about, but it turns out he's just the son of a bar owner. It's so funny!"
After listening to my words, Keer Yurong thawed, smiled slightly at me, and then turned to Prime Minister Qin and said: "Okay, what happens to my family is my business, what happens to your family is your business, you can go wherever you want. Find other girls in need to provide relief, I don’t need it, please leave now, I want to eat!”
After hearing what Ke'er said, Prime Minister Qin couldn't help but said angrily: "I tell you Ke'er, as long as I take a fancy to you, you will never run away. I will keep pestering you until you agree!"
After hearing what Qin Xiang said, Keer showed a helpless look. From her expression, I could tell that this guy named Qin Xiang had been pestering her for a long time.
After thinking for a moment, I had an idea, pouted my mouth slightly, looked at Ke'er pitifully, and said shockingly: "Mom... can we eat, I'm hungry..."
ah!
As soon as my words came out of my mouth, Ke'er and Qin Xiang couldn't help but screamed at the same time. They looked at me in disbelief. Qin Xiang pointed at me tremblingly and said to Ke'er in disbelief: "He... he is your son!"
Ke'er is very smart and quickly understood my thoughts. She put on a look of love and affection on her face, gently stretched out her jade hand, touched my face a few times, and said softly: "Since you already know, I also I won’t hide it from you, yes… he is my son!”
At this point, Ke'er turned his head calmly, looked at Qin Xiang seriously, and said helplessly: "Now you know why I rejected you, right? It's impossible for us, so you'd better forget me!"
Trembling, Qin Xiang stretched out his big hand, covered his face tightly, shook his head wildly: "No... this is impossible!" Shouting, Qin Xiang turned around crazily and rushed out of the restaurant!
Watching Xiang Qin's figure gradually go away, Ke'er sighed slightly, shook his head, then breathed a sigh of relief, turned to look at me, and said seriously: "Thank you, thank you for helping me..."
Halfway through the words, Kerr suddenly remembered the way I helped her just now, her pretty face turned red, and she said shyly: "It's just... In this case, it's better to say less in the future. If it gets spread, I won't be able to see anyone!"
I nodded slightly, and at this moment... I also realized that what I said was a bit inappropriate. If word spread, Ke'er's reputation would be completely ruined!
While secretly regretting it, Ke'er smiled, looked at me with loving eyes, and murmured: "But... if I can have a son as cute as you in the future, then I will be so happy!" As he spoke, Ke'er held her chest with both hands, looking intoxicated!
Pouting my lips slightly, I retorted: "That's very easy. People say... it's easy for a boy to resemble his father. As long as you become my girlfriend, the child we give birth to will naturally look like me!"
After hearing what I said, Ke'er was stunned for a moment, and then her face turned red with embarrassment. She grabbed my ears fiercely and said angrily, "What are you talking about, you little pervert!"
Screaming in pain, I hurriedly begged for mercy. Only then did Keer let go of her beautiful hand. Seeing her slowly retracting her beautiful hand from my face, I couldn't help but grab it and gently hold her hand in my hand. In my hand, I quickly put my nose to the back of her hand and smelled it. Suddenly... an indescribable virgin fragrance quickly penetrated my nose. It smelled really good!
I was slightly startled, and then... Ke'er suddenly came back to his senses, jerked his hand away, looked at me with a weird look on his face, and didn't speak for a long time!
Looking at Ke'er's expression, I realized that what I had just done was simply a deceit. I secretly stuck out my tongue. I hurriedly took the lunch box to the table, opened it gently and pushed it in front of Ke'er, smiling. He said: "Hey...this is the snack I brought you, eat it quickly!"
Pouting slightly, Ke'er finally returned to normal, stretched out her finger and tapped my forehead, and said coquettishly: "Don't be so rude to sister in the future, sister will be angry!"
I stuck out my tongue slightly and secretly rejoiced. Fortunately, I am only a ten-year-old child now. If I were 20 years old, I would probably fall out with him on the spot if I acted like this and with Ke'er's self-loving character!
After nodding hurriedly and promising to never do it again in the future, Ke'er laughed again, lowered his head and looked at the snacks in the lunch box, with a surprised expression on his face!
Raising his head in surprise, Ke'er said doubtfully: "There are so many kinds of snacks. Where did you get them from? I've never even seen them before!"
I was stunned for a moment. Although these snacks are relatively rare to see, it is unlikely that I have ever seen them before. I shook my head and gave up thinking. I smiled and said to Ke'er: "It's nothing. This is my dormitory." My friend here brought some, and I secretly brought some for you to eat and see if they taste good!"
After giving me an moved look, Kerr picked up the chopsticks, gently picked up a small piece of pastry, put it gently in his mouth, and chewed it carefully. The next moment... a look of surprise appeared on Kerr's face. It started to ripple and looked at me in surprise. Ke'er said happily: "Ah! What is this? Why is it so delicious?"
ah!
I could see very clearly that Ke'er just ate a piece of Jiangnan snack-osmanthus cake. It was just slippery and sticky, and had a scent of osmanthus. Can it be considered delicious