Madman Guan's house looked very messy, with all kinds of debris everywhere, so Ye Zhong had to be careful when walking around, lest he accidentally cause these mountains of debris to collapse. This scene reminded Ye Chong of the garbage mountain on the garbage planet.
Shang couldn't help but sighed: "Tsk, tsk, it looks like you met an interesting woman, uh, it's probably an old woman with a psychological abnormality! Hehe, Ye Zi, you have to be careful!" Shang gloated.
Ye Chong had no intention of paying attention to Shang's intention. He knew that no matter what response he gave, Shang's interest would be even greater. So he wisely chose to remain silent.
Shang chuckled: "Hey, I almost forgot, Ye Zi must be thinking about that female boxer!... Ha... Ye Zi, your heartbeat has changed!" Shang couldn't help feeling proud.
The veins on Ye Zhong's forehead were throbbing, but his mind could not help but drift past the snow-white training clothes. The tip of his nose seemed to smell the strange fragrance again, and there seemed to be a bit of smoothness left on the tip of his tongue.
For a moment, Ye Zhong was in a daze.
The sound of rather staggering footsteps reached Ye Chong's ears clearly, and Ye Chong immediately came back to his senses.
Ye Chong calmly looked at Madman Guan who was not yet fully awake from the hangover.
Guan Madman is around 20 years old and has a handsome appearance, which can be seen from Shang's exclamation. As for Ye Zhong's judgment, it is really too difficult for him. Although the madman is still in his head, his clothes are disheveled and his shirt has slipped to the side. The snow-white left shoulder was floating in the air, but she was unaware of it. The scenery on the chest is also looming. Her long and slender hands held a cup upside down.
Ye Zhong clearly heard Shang let out a gasp. However, Ye Chong would not be surprised by any of Shang's actions.
Ye Chong really didn't understand how to judge appearance. In essence, we all have two eyes, two ears, a nose and a mouth, there is no difference. Of course, Ye Chong understood that there were differences, such as himself. Hearing and eyesight should be relatively strong. In terms of smell and taste, it is slightly inferior. But Ye Zhong definitely doesn't believe that someone can judge the strength of each other's abilities at the first meeting. Even Mu, Ye Zhong believes that he will never be able to do this.
In this way, this should not be one of the so-called aesthetic judgments in Shang's mouth.
Judging from the facial muscles, Ye Zhong believed that he lacked knowledge in this area, because it was really difficult for him to think of how facial muscles would help in combat. Since they cannot help, how can we judge their merits? As for hair, it is also difficult to have an effect on combat. On the contrary, excessively long hair is likely to have adverse effects on combat. If you were on a junk planet, a bald head would be the most suitable.
But Ye Chong had never heard Shang praise a bald woman as a beauty!
How to judge? Ye Chong was completely confused! It’s really difficult!
Shang made a sound like a moan: "Oh my god! How is it possible? How can such a poor place have such a top-notch beauty! Ye Zi, it's over! Now I'm done!"
Ye Chong was startled: "Shang, what happened?"
Shang said with a trembling voice: "Yi Zi, I'm sure I was hit by an arrow!"
"Arrow?" Ye Zhong was surprised. He quickly searched around and found nothing, but Ye Zhong did not dare to be careless: "Is it a new invisible weapon? Ray wave arrow?" Ye Zhong immediately prepared for battle, waiting only for Shang Yi to confirm that he was under attack. Ye Chong was about to call out his guardian. Guarding is very advantageous in fighting in such a place. Kill the woman in front of you as quickly as possible, and then you can calmly search for this new weapon.
Shang almost breathed out: "Ye Zi, do you really have no humanity at all?"
"Humanity? But Shang, I clearly heard that you were hit by an arrow. Well, this primitive weapon must not be able to harm you, but if it is a ray wave arrow emitted by a new type of weapon, the possibility is higher! "Ye Chong said seriously.
Shang was completely defeated: "Yi Zi, haven't you heard of the Arrow of Love?"
"Arrow of Cupid?" Ye Zhong was a little confused: "Which company produced it? Specifications? Model? Specific performance? I don't seem to have seen this type of product!" Ye Zhong looked at it with a thoughtful expression.
Shang couldn't hold it back anymore and yelled: "Ye Chong, you beast! Can't you be normal? Have you never heard of the Arrow of Love? All you can think about all day long is fighting and killing, and those broken lights of yours A, when will you realize the true meaning of life!" The last sentence was spoken in a very lyrical tone, which made the hairs on Ye Chong's body stand up uncontrollably.
"Does this have something to do with it?" Ye Chong asked blankly, but finally knowing that Shang was not attacked, Ye Chong felt relieved.
Shang said dejectedly: "Hey, this is indeed my fault. Discussing the true meaning of life with people like you is simply playing the piano to an ox!"
"Ke Mu once said that cows are very smart animals!" Ye Chong retorted.
"Oh my God! What kind of guys are these two!" Shang choked with sobs, looking up to the sky and lamenting.
"Little Ye Zi, are you interested in me when you look at me like this?" Madman Guan's eyes were blurred, his figure was unstable, as if he was about to fall at any moment, and his words were seductive.
"It sounds so good! It's wonderful! Ye Zi, do you know what this is called? It's called tongue-twisting. According to a study on women, women who speak like this are sexy on the outside, but extremely dedicated on the inside. They are the best for men. The wife is said to be the woman given to men by God! I didn’t expect! I didn’t expect! In such a shabby place, I can meet such an old woman!" Shang was so excited that he could not speak incoherently.
Ye Zhong didn't understand a word of Shang's words. He only understood one thing. Shang was saying that it's better to control the crazy people! Ye Zhong couldn't help rolling his eyes, wondering what Heizi's reaction would be if he heard Shang's words. He was afraid that Heizi would be beaten to death without admitting it.
Ye Zhong looked at Guan Kuai carefully again, but he still couldn't see anything good about her, except for her hands. These are a pair of white and slender hands with even knuckles. Ye Zhong's extraordinary eyesight can even see that the muscles in her hands are very reasonably distributed. These are undoubtedly a pair of extremely dexterous hands. But in Ye Chong's opinion, the only shortcoming is that the skin is too delicate, so its ability to withstand blows is not satisfactory.
Thinking of the identity of the other party's trainer, Ye Chong suddenly understood.
Madman Guan was also used to Ye Zhong's silence, just as Ye Zhong was used to Madman Guan's drunkenness. Every time Ye Chong came here, Guan Kuai almost always looked drunk, and his speech was also slurred. In addition, he liked to go crazy for no reason, which made Heizi very reluctant to come here. This is why she was called For the sake of controlling lunatics.
"Have you run out of strengthening liquid? No, you just transported a lot of it not long ago, it can't be used up so fast!" Madman Guan was a little surprised, and then joked: "Could it be that Little Ye Zi missed someone else? Hehehe , otherwise, please stay with our dear little Ye Zi tonight!"
Shang made an intoxicated voice: "Oh my God! It's so wonderful!" Then he said impatiently to Ye Zhong, "Ye Zi, please agree! You must agree!"
Ye Chong simply ignored Shang's noise.
Ye Zhong said: "It's not about the strengthening liquid. Master asked me to learn training from Aunt Guan!"
Madman Guan was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Ye Zhong carefully: "Can't you tell? Your master has high expectations for you, and he actually thought of asking you to learn training from me! Why didn't I see it, tsk tsk, People are not just alike! Sister, I actually misjudged you!"
Ye Zhong asked directly: "What do Aunt Guan think?"
Madman Guan laughed and said: "Hey, little Ye Zi, how many times have I told you to call me sister, but those who call me aunt and aunt already make me old!" The sharp-eyed Ye Zhong still saw her fingers on her right hand moving subconsciously. Cup stem, this detail made Ye Chong, who was familiar with her, understand that she was thinking.
Ye Chong didn't say anything, waiting for the other party to think clearly.
There was silence between the two of them.
The movement of his fingers stopped, and Ye Zhong said, "How is it?" His voice was as calm as ever.
Madman Guan was slightly surprised, obviously he didn't expect Ye Chong to grasp the timing so accurately.
The smile on Madman Guan's face disappeared and was replaced by a serious look. This was the first time Ye Zhong saw this expression on Madman Guan's face. Madman Guan stared deeply at Ye Zhong and said slowly: "Since your master said it, if you want to learn training from me, it's not impossible..." She stopped talking at this point. .
"Well, what are the conditions?" Ye Zhong asked, his expression unchanged.
A flash of admiration flashed in Kuang Guan's eyes, and he said: "I can't tell you the conditions, but if you want to learn training from me, there are a few things you must abide by. If you can't do it, then I will never teach you. It won't work even if your master is here!" The last sentence said the lunatic's words firmly.
Ye Zhong was unmoved and said calmly: "Say it!"
"First of all, your master's intention is to let you learn how to prepare several strengthening liquids. But since you come to learn from me, it's up to me to decide what to teach, and you can only leave when I think you are a master!" Before, you couldn't leave here without permission. Of course, your master, I will let you go there regularly." Guan Luoyou said leisurely.
Ye Chong thought for a moment before replying: "No problem!"
"Second, you are my student. You must do whatever I ask you to do. No bargaining is allowed, and no one is allowed to be lazy."
"good!"
"Third, I have designated places that cannot be entered and things that cannot be moved. No one is allowed to enter or move them. If I find out, you will bear the consequences!" Madman Guan said this in a very calm tone. Ye Chong But somehow he smelled something dangerous.
"I've never been very curious!" Ye Chong has always been relatively confident on this point.
"You have to think carefully!" Madman Guan said.
"Think about it!" Ye Chong replied: "I agree!"
"Sure?"
"Sure!"
"Uh, okay, let's clean up everything in this room first!" Madman Guan said a few words, then turned around and walked away with a burp of wine.
"Ye Zi, I take back everything I said!" Shang couldn't help but feel chilled in his heart when he saw these mountains of debris!