Lemonade

Xun Yuming stared at the screen in disbelief, dazed for a while, before realizing that he was blocked by Zhuang Yi.

He just wanted to hold an event similar to a birthday party for Zhuang Yi, and it happened that there was more than a month before their anniversary together, so he used this excuse to celebrate well, first to comfort the suffering of the eight-year breakup, and second I also want to please Zhuang Yi.

Xun Yuming has always been brooding about the past, although Zhuang Yi didn't blame him, but the suffering of these three thousand days and nights is a matter of emotion, which cannot be measured by reason. He really wants to make amends and try his best.

Zhuang Yi is proud of everything now, Xun Yuming really can't think of what he would like, what he wants, and what he has been dreaming of and has never had—except himself.

That's why Xun Yuming put on his vest, lurked on the Internet, and asked Zhuang Yi's opinion on the sidelines.

Can…

Xun Yuming sighed, and dialed Cen Ji's number: "Hey, come down after checking the room, it's urgent!"

Cen Ji agreed, hung up the phone, opened the chat group of the six of them, and sent a message: "Teacher is in a bad mood today, please be careful with your words and deeds this afternoon, and don't make him unhappy."

Mushroom Head: "Got it."

Xiao Zhou: "Why are you unhappy early in the morning?"

Xiao Wu: "It must be Dr. Zhuang who provoked him last night, otherwise why?"

Xiao Zheng: "Maybe it's not harmonious at that time."

Xiao Wang: "That makes sense. The two of them are inseparable now, so that's why they're at odds. In order to make the leader happy, we have to find a way."

Cen Ji: "What can you do?"

Mushroom Head: "I haven't spent the bonus I sent last time, why don't we chip in and buy some gifts for Teacher Xun?"

Xiao Zhou: "Would you be too ingratiating to the leader?"

Cen Ji: "The leader has a bad temper, and you don't feel good at work, so don't be stingy."

Xiao Wu: "The question is what to buy?"

Xiao Zheng: "The main thing is to find out the pain point and solve the root cause of Teacher Xun's displeasure."

Xiao Wang: "Then we have to solve the problem of disharmony between Dr. Zhuang and his life."

Mushroom Head: "What if that's not the case? Even if it is, how do you know why they are not in harmony? Is it Dr. Zhuang who can't do it? Or can't you find a teacher?"

Cen Ji: "If it doesn't work normally, it's all 1."

Zhou Wuzheng Wang: "Oh~"

Mushroom Head: "Understood."

Cen Ji put away his mobile phone and ran downstairs, pushed open the door of the laboratory, and saw Xun Yuming standing next to the microscope, holding the mobile phone in his right hand and scratching his buttocks with his left hand.

He suddenly realized, and opened the chat group again: "I should be sure, it's probably a problem of life."

Mushroom Head: "Got it!"

Zhou Wuzheng Wang: "+1 received!"

When Xun Yuming heard the door knock, he turned his head and said, "Come quickly, and help me apply for another account."

"Didn't you just apply?" Cen Ji went over to help him re-apply for an account, replaced it with a Rilakkuma profile picture, and returned his phone, "Here, I set the gender to female."

Xun Yuming found out Zhuang Yi's account, followed him again, and added dozens of bloggers casually in order to be realistic. He focused on his phone, and asked casually, "How is the mouse that underwent surgery last Friday?"

"It's okay, they're all alive, but their condition hasn't improved significantly." Cen Ji pointed to the door at the end of the laboratory, "Xiao Zhou brought the monkey back, can you take a look?"

"Get it back so soon?" Xun Yuming raised his head and glanced at the door, and went with him to see the monkey.

The room behind the laboratory was originally used to raise mice, and temporarily performed operations on animals in it. Now there are two large cages by the window, with a monkey on the upper and lower ones.

The monkey above had darker fur. When it saw them coming in, it grabbed the white-painted railing with both hands and screamed. The fur color of the lower one was brownish yellow, squatting in the corner and scratching its head, as if no one was around.

"The thief on the top and the thief on the bottom are not fuel-efficient lamps." Cen Ji put his hands on his hips and whistled at the two monkeys, "Xiao Zhou named them. monkey."

"..."

Xun Yuming took a banana from the table, peeled the skin and fed it to the monkey. Unexpectedly, it was so strong that it snatched the whole banana away, almost scratching the back of Xun Yuming's hand with its claws.

"Hey—" Cen Ji raised his hand, trying to scare it, "Hit you!"

The monkey was not afraid at all, swallowed the banana in two or three bites, grabbed the banana peel with his left hand and threw it at him, hitting his white coat, "Squeak! Squeak!"

"Follow your father, it's not a good bird." Cen Ji spat at it angrily, and told Xun Yuming: "I heard that the father of these two monkeys is in a wild animal park. When they meet women, they lift up their skirts, and when they meet men, they lift their skirts." Crotch, always stealing things from tourists, and throwing shit at people when they are not happy."

Xun Yuming was amused, and peeled a banana for the bad monkey, "It's honest."

"Pull it down, this guy is the most thief." Cen Ji squatted down and said, "Whatever bad things the leather monkey does, it is the fire next to it. It just takes advantage and doesn't work hard. Whenever someone comes, it pretends to be pitiful. The zoo can't cure them. , just sent to the research center for experimentation, it’s a disaster for them. Xiao Zhou said, the person heard that he could send it away, so he gave it to him without any money.”

When Xun Yuming saw something new, he immediately wanted to tell Zhuang Yi, but he was afraid that he was busy now, so he called Chen Linlin. Cen Ji was listening, thinking that there was really a problem between him and Zhuang Yi, otherwise why would he use Chen Linlin as the mouthpiece instead of talking directly.

"Looking for Teacher." Cen Ji copied the pockets of his white coat with both hands, hesitating to speak, "For the past two days...the hospital has been reporting about you and Dr. Zhuang, do you know?"

Xun Yuming gave a "hmm", broke the bananas into sections, and slowly fed them to the bad monkey, "I know."

"Dr. Zhuang came over on Saturday and said that he was afraid of affecting your reputation, and told us to spread it in private, saying that you have a girlfriend who has been dating for many years." Cen Ji is a distribution center for gossip, and he has a good way of spreading it.

"He didn't tell me that." Xun Yuming was slightly surprised, but not angry. He doesn't know Zhuang Yi's good intentions, rumors are the best way to cover up the truth.

"You two didn't argue about it, did you?"

"What's the fuss about it?" Xun Yuming twitched his lips.

Cen Ji smiled, "That's good." It seems that it is indeed not a rift in the relationship, but the guess in the group is more reasonable.

He opened the group message and said: "It's more certain, it should be that Dr. Zhuang can't do it."

Mushroom Head: "It's a pity, he looks so handsome."

King Wuzheng of Zhou said, "Oh, it's difficult."

Cen Ji went to the cafeteria at noon, Zhuang Yi received a message from Chen Linlin, went to the kitchen to get two boxes of lunch, and went to the ward building to find Yuming's lunch, there were only the two of them on the basement floor.

As soon as he entered, Xun Yuming immediately pulled him to see the monkey: "Come on, let me show you something interesting."

Zhuang Yi put down the lunch box, walked into the back room with him with a smile, "Isn't it just a monkey, why is it so fresh?"

"This is not an ordinary monkey." Xun Yuming repeated to him what Cen Ji said before, "They are all 'monkeys with fewer problems', try feeding it bananas."

"Which one to feed?" Zhuang Yi tore off a small banana, before deciding who to give it to first, the monkey snatched it away as soon as he stretched out his hand. "Hey, why are you so rude?"

Seeing this, the bad monkey grabbed the railing with both hands, stared at Zhuang Yi with a pair of round eyes that were dark and watery, and whimpered in a low voice, as if it was afraid to disturb humans if it was too loud.

"What a poor little girl, just like our little ears." Zhuang Yi smiled at Xun Yuming, and tore off another one for it.

When the bad monkey got the banana, he nodded to him politely, then chewed it slowly and peeled it off to eat.

"This monkey," Zhuang Yi actually liked it a little. "Very spiritual—"

"-Snapped!"

Before he finished speaking, the banana peel in Pihou's hand was suddenly thrown out, hitting his forehead.

"Hahahahaha!" Xun Yuming laughed loudly, his shoulders trembling, "I told you, it's 'less problem monkey'."

"..." Zhuang Yi wiped his forehead with a dark face, and when he turned around, he saw a green watering can on the table, and picked it up to nourish the monkey. "Do you still dare to throw it?"

Pihou took out a banana peel out of nowhere, "snapped", and hit his shoulder again, "Squeak!"

Zhuang Yi was completely annoyed now, "I still don't believe that you can't be cured." He took off his suit jacket, pointed at the monkey's face, and sprayed it vigorously a few times.

"Squeak! Squeak!" The monkey jumped up and down, and took out another banana peel with his right hand from the corner of the cage.

Xun Yuming clutched his stomach, he was out of breath from laughing, his eyes could see clearly. It was clearly the bad monkey who passed the banana peel to it along the gap between the upper and lower partitions.

"Well, it still has a helper." Xun Yuming hurriedly said, "Brother, look, it's a bad monkey. The bad monkey gave it."

Zhuang Yi heard the sound and looked, Bad Monkey felt the gaze, hugged his head and sobbed, looking extremely pitiful.

"Forget it, it's too noisy." Zhuang Yi is not afraid of being provoked, but afraid of others pretending to be pitiful, "Let's go eat."

Xun Yuming put his arms around his shoulders, his face froze with a smile, stuck out his tongue at the little monkey in question, and went to the front to have lunch, "Bring me something delicious?"

"Look for yourself." Zhuang Yi smiled and brought him lunch.

At noon today, there was tomato beef brisket and steamed sea bass. Zhuang Yi specially left the garlic clove meat in the middle of the belly of the fish for him, and brought it in a heated lunch box.

Xun Yuming took a sip of the slightly sour soup, and his stomach quickly warmed up. While helping Zhuang Yi pick up the fishbone, he heard him say, "Angus' plane is leaving tonight."

Zhuang Yi lowered his head, raised his eyes, and quietly looked at his expression: "...do you want to see him off?"

"Go." Xun Yuming's expression was indifferent, showing no signs of anger or anger, "I signed the entrustment agreement, and Liang Shuo said that he would help me handle the lawsuit with full authority, so I don't have to worry about it."

A lawsuit is a lawsuit, and life is life. Angus has been his teacher for so many years, hurting him and helping him.

Xun Yuming's feelings for him are complicated and contradictory. He hates his relationship with the genetic laboratory deeply, and is also chilled by his jealousy and oppression, but he can't help but be grateful for his support in life.

He could only act like an ostrich, burying his head in the sand, pretending not to see the bloody storm on the other side, and maintaining his superficial calm.

Zhuang Yi knew that with his temper, even if he parted ways, he would not be able to tear his face apart. At most, he would silently cut off contact and never communicate again, "Then I will pick you up at night." He patted his vest and instructed: "The hospital arranges a physical examination in the afternoon. Seeing that your eyesight has been poor recently, remember to check carefully."

Xun Yuming put the selected fish into a small stainless steel spoon and brought it to his mouth, "Got it, it's so long-winded."

"I'm not rambunctious, how can you grow so big?" Zhuang Yi raised his hand and pinched his ear, which was always red, "Is it easy for me to raise you, little heartless. How is the bag on your head? Has it disappeared? ?”

"It's gone, but I still have a headache." Xun Yuming's headaches from time to time, like Chi Gui's, are caused by cerebral hypoxia. He is usually too busy with work and often encounters major operations, so he doesn't get enough sleep at all, as long as he rests for one night, he will be fine.

After eating, Zhuang Yi packed up his lunch box and prepared to go back to the consultation room, "Go early at night and come back early, and if you stay up late in the future, I will hit your little red mole."

"I can't sleep well." Xun Yuming sent him to the elevator entrance, and smiled at him with his hands on the elevator door: "Then I'm going back?"

"Go." Zhuang Yi bowed his head and kissed his forehead, but he was reluctant to part, and then kissed his temples down, "Be careful, stay away from that stinky monkey."

"actually… "

Xun Yuming stood on tiptoe and leaned close to his ear, his voice was soft and soft, word by word poured into Zhuang Yi's ear: "If it wasn't for the two of them, I would have been with you in the laboratory..."

He bit his lower lip, took a step back, looked at Zhuang Yi unblinkingly with watery black eyes, his cheeks were stained a thin layer of red with desire.

Zhuang Yi's Adam's apple rolled, his voice was already hoarse: "Now...it's okay."

"That can't be done, there is surveillance here." Xun Yuming pointed to the camera above his head, and waved to him, "See you tonight, bye."

The elevator door closed slowly, just blocking Zhuang Yi's answer.

With the lunch box in his hand, he managed to free up a finger and poked the door button forcefully, but the elevator missed the negative floor and was slowly ascending.

Zhuang Yi kicked the door, scratching his head and returning to the consulting room. He was in a trance all afternoon and was in a trance.

Seeing this, Chen Linlin opened the group message and said, "Teacher Zhuang is so pitiful, his face looks drained, as if he was sucked dry by a vixen."

Cen Ji became more and more convinced that it was really because of that kind of thing: "It seems that it really can't."

Mushroom Head: "Teacher Xun is too powerful, even Doctor Zhuang can't lower him."

Zhou Wu Zheng Wang: "+1"

In the evening, Zhuang Yi went to the laboratory to pick up people, and by the way took the suit jacket that was left behind at noon. It happened that the six of them were teasing monkeys after the physical examination.

Cen Ji winked at everyone, and handed Zhuang Yi a small black box: "Mr. Zhuang, this is a gift from us. I wish you two a happy reunion!" After speaking, he hurried out with someone.

"What is it?" Xun Yuming asked suspiciously, "Take it apart and have a look."

Zhuang Yi tore open the package, and saw an English word—Viagra.

"..." Xun Yuming's eyes suddenly widened, he hurriedly took two steps back, and kept waving his hands: "No... it's not me, I didn't slander you with them! Really!"

Zhuang Yi's face was drooping, he narrowed his eyes, and asked coldly: "It's not your nonsense, why did they send this?"

He took two steps forward, grabbed Xun Yuming, and only heard: "—Crack!"

The banana peel hits the top of the head.

"squeak!"

The author has something to say: Viagra is reed pigeon...

Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the [grenade]: 1 piece for a girl weighing 200 catties;

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Thanks to the little angels who irrigate [nutrient solution]:

Girls 200 catties 10 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!