Lessons on Raising a Partner

Chapter 117: Dirty

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"Both of you said you haven't seen the moonlight flower, so what's the matter with this map?" Colin waved his hand and scattered the particles of the light spot. "Could it be that the map of the moonlight flower is fake?"

"Impossible. If it's fake, Paladin should tell us, but he didn't say anything."

Jemin turned off the projector and sat back on the chair again: "Speaking of which, August, don't you know where Paladin and Uncle Ye came from?"

"I don't know. It's impossible for anyone in the interstellar world, including me, to be untraceable, but neither of them." August shook his head. Paladin and Uncle Ye seemed to appear out of nowhere. One knows where they come from, and no one knows if they are human, or other cosmic beings who can be humanized like Augustus.

Hai'an remembered Uncle Ye's painting - the time seal on "Beloved". Maybe, like him, Paladin and Uncle Ye are also from Nordland

But he is not fully sure now, and it is not easy to tell August this guess.

Because there is no other route, August and the others can only continue to follow the star map translated by Paladin.

After dinner, August and Hai'an went back to the room, but August has been silent since he read the star map of the main star of Yayulong, and even gave up the chance to take a bath with Hai'an Hai'an felt that he was a little depressed, and didn't know how to comfort him.

So I took out my optical brain while taking a bath in the bathroom, and clicked into a chat group called [Plants vs. Aliens]—

[Sharp-eared cheap]: Cheap dad seems a little unhappy, how can I comfort him

[Are you afraid of the president's man]: Unhappy? Fuck him and he'll be honest.

[Pure human being who sells plants]: ... don't teach the bad guys...

[Do you have more eyeballs than me? No]: Use your body to comfort him, comfort him.

After August gave the light brain to Jianjian that day, he found a few children's books such as "Mother Jenny Teaching Baby Literacy" that are common in Interstellar to teach Hai'an how to read. Now Hai'an can write some relatively simple interstellar words. It's a common language, but he can't spell some characters with more strokes.

[Sharp ears and cheap]: Ah, how can you comfort me with your body

[Do you have more eyeballs than me? No]: Have you ever hey

[Sharp-eared cheap]: Hey hey

Blindly dumped an adult video of high-definition sex in the group, where the two men performed various difficult movements. Fortunately, Hai'an didn't turn on the sound, otherwise August would definitely find him watching porn in the bathroom .

[Do you have more eyeballs than me? No]: This is it.

[Are you afraid of the president's man]: I called the police.

[Sharp Ears]: Yes, but isn’t that called papapa

[Do you have more eyeballs than me, no]: It’s all the same, every time I have a hee hee with Reston he’s so happy, I’ll teach you a few more words, you and August hee hee hee Always remember to say, he will be very happy.

[Sharp-eared cheap]: Okay, thank you, blind ^^

[Do you have more eyeballs than me? No]: You're welcome~~

[Pure human who sells plants]: ... It's over.

After Hai'an memorized all the words sent in the private chat, he turned off the optical brain, drained the water in the bathtub, and quickly washed his body. He wrapped up his bathrobe and opened the door of the bathroom, and looked—

August was crossing his legs, sitting on the bed and fiddled with his main body - shivering grass.

But Hai'an felt that his connection with Doujicao was almost completely cut off - when he first transformed into a human form, he could still feel all kinds of sensations in Doujicao, but now he can't feel it at all , just like the shivering grass is just the mother that gave birth to him.

The strength of August's stroking the shivering grass is neither light nor heavy. If he had been in the past, he would definitely have noticed it, but now if he hadn't seen it, Hai'an would not have felt that someone had touched his body.

Hai'an was only wrapped in a snow-white bathrobe, her silver-white hair was still wet, her pink toes moved on the dark carpet, she trotted to the bed, and hugged August's neck from behind: "You actually flirt behind my back!"

This sentence was said by August when he was in the companion star, and now Hai'an misunderstood the meaning and said it, leaving August speechless.

August put the shivering grass back on the bedside table, grabbed Haian's arm and dragged him into his arms, pressed the back of Haian's head and gnawed a circle on his lips.

Hai'an has now learned to respond to August's kiss. He put his arms around August's neck, raised his head slightly, and stuck out his tongue to entangle with August. He closed his eyes slightly, his slender body The eyelashes kept trembling, and his breathing gradually became rapid. August had let go of Hai'an's arm, and slipped into the bathrobe to caress Hai'an's smooth body. The developed body is very sensitive. Also very honest, after a while Haian's bathrobe was set up as a small tent.

But at this moment, August stopped all his movements, frowning and lifted Haian's bathrobe—the little thing that had stood up was very energetic, because the bathrobe that was pressing on him was suddenly lifted, exposing it to the air. It shook a few times while hitting it.

Hai'an opened his eyes, the watery eyes were full of lust, and there was a touch of emotional flush at the end of the eyes, and there was still wet water on the rosy lips after being kissed. They were slightly opened, revealing the bright red soft tongue inside, innocent Looking at August intently, as if asking him why he suddenly stopped.

August, however, pretended to be a gentleman at this moment: "Bitch, where are the underwear I prepared for you? Why don't you wear them?"

Hai'an was silent for a while, trying to avoid this topic, so he spread his legs, straddled August's body, and said dryly: "Give it to me, I want your big chirp."

August: "..."

What kind of messy things have you learned

August found that since he got Hai'an an optical brain, Hai'an has learned some abnormal things from nowhere, and he doesn't blush when he puts on a yellow accent. Sure enough, the Internet can teach bad things to children of.

And after Hai'an finished saying that, he didn't see August rushing up like a wolf, so he started rubbing against his abdomen with the upright part, panting lightly.

August patted Hai'an's butt, grabbed his waist and turned him around, picked up a clean towel and wiped his hair: "When I wake up tomorrow, I will personally watch you put on your underwear."

Hai'an: "..."

That's not the same as saying yes!

Hai'an twisted his neck, turned his head and frowned and asked August: "Why don't you hey hey with me, is it because my body is no longer attractive to you?"

August paused while wiping his hair, and chose a more tactful way to say to Hai'an: "You are still young, wait until you grow up."

"Do you think I ejaculate fast?" Hai'an felt a little wronged. He often saw some advertisements on some websites of Optical Brain that "cure premature ejaculation and make your life more sexually happy". Sometimes he clicked on it by mistake. It says that a man who ejaculates quickly cannot satisfy his lover, and in the long run it will lead to a broken marriage relationship, and even some messy affairs such as mistresses, mistresses, and mistresses.

Did August also start to dislike him for his fast shooting

August just felt that Haian shot too fast, and he was afraid that it would be bad for his health, but he was full of distress and didn't feel disgusted at all. He pinched the soft flesh on Haian's cheek: "How could I? Do you dislike you? I feel sorry for you, let's hehehe when you get better."

After finishing speaking, August grabbed Hai'an's hand and put it into his pants, and touched his own half-hard thing for him, proving that Hai'an's body was still very attractive to him.

Only then did Hai'an calm down a little. After August turned off the light and fell asleep with his arms around his waist, Hai'an opened his eyes, moved a few times, got into the quilt, and nodded. Turn on the optical brain on the wrist—

[Sharp-eared and cheap]: Are you all asleep

[Do you have as many eyeballs as I do? No]: No, what time is it? Reston is on duty today and sailing. I’m so lonely if I don’t come back to sleep~~ Why, didn’t your cheap dad have a good time with you

[Sharp ears and cheap]: He not only dislikes me for being young, but also dislikes me for shooting fast, blindly, do you think August will divorce me

[Are you afraid of the president's man]: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ! !

[Is there a lot of me in your eyes, no]: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! ! !

[Pure human who sells plants]: ... It's okay to be cheap, Auguste won't divorce you, I'll make it up for you tomorrow.

[Sharp Ears]: Okay, thank you, Lidney^^

[Pure human who sells plants]: ^^ You're welcome~

Seeing that Lidney agreed to help him, Hai'an took a long breath, turned around and hugged August's arm, and was about to fall asleep.

Alas, I hope Lidney's tonic will be effective. He didn't learn how to make aphrodisiac with the elder in the Alune Forest, but even if he learned, those medicinal materials may not be found in this world. I can only buy the "Take Care of Your Kidney, Take Care of You" on that website.

Hai'an got up very early the next day, and went to the kitchen to take a look at Lidney.

Lidney was making breakfast for everyone. When he saw Hai'an coming in, Lidney wiped his hands and went to a small silver pot to serve him a bowl of egg-yellow porridge: "I put some medicine in it, you now Drink a bowl first, and I'll make you another bowl at dinner time."

When Haian heard this, his eyes lit up, he took the porcelain bowl and drank the porridge in one go, and said, "It's a bit sweet."

Hai'an's height is shorter than Lidney's. Seeing Haian's beautiful light green eyes looking at him, Lidney couldn't help but raised his hand to touch Haian's head. Such a little beauty, he I don't believe that August could bear it: "Don't worry, you will see the effect of the medicine tonight."