Lessons on Raising a Partner

Chapter 67: gnaw gnaw gnaw

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No matter how much Cosen doted on his younger brother, he would never allow Colin to challenge his authority as an older brother so presumptuously in front of outsiders.

So Ke Sen ruthlessly rejected Co Lin's request, and only bought him ten skewers...

"Kosen, you're getting more and more stingy, and you won't be able to find a partner." Colin hurt Kesen while eating candied haws.

"Hehe." Ke Sen didn't want to talk to Colin, and walked straight ahead, only to turn around and see August who was holding Hai'an and standing beside the railing of the long bridge.

Ke Sen stood there in a daze, Colin couldn't stop walking behind him and bumped into the back of Co Sen's head.

"What are you doing!" Colin's hands were full of candied haws, and it was hard for him to rub his sore nose.

Cosen ignored him, but strode forward, "August, where did you abduct the child? Return it quickly."

August: "..."

"Ouch~~~" Colin immediately leaned forward when he heard what Cosen said, "Aren't you a fetish, August? Why are you hugging a child?"

"This is cheap," August raised his right hand, and gently pinched Haian's ear. Haian shook, almost unable to hold the candied haws, and slapped August's hand away.

Hai'an wrinkled a small face, August is too bad.

He told August that he was not allowed to touch his ears, and August stopped touching his ears and pinched them instead.

"Bitch?"

Ke Sen remembered, they had just walked out of the church, and Jianjian seemed to have passed out, no matter how August shook him, he didn't respond, just when August was so angry that he was almost about to imitate Karl kicking the door, Uncle Ye opened the door The door told him that Jianjian was just growing and would wake up after a while.

They had no choice but to go back to the inn first, while August stayed with Jianjian and let them play by themselves.

Unexpectedly, after such a short while, Jianjian has grown so big.

"Qijian has grown up." Colin walked over and saw that Hai'an was also holding candied haws, "Why don't you eat it?"

Hai'an held up the candied haws in his hand, shook it and asked Colin, "Colin, how do you eat this?"

"Eat like this!" Colin said, taking a bite of the candied haws. "The sugar and the pulp must be bitten off together to taste delicious. If you eat it without the sugar on the outside, it will be very sour. I used to be stupid. The first It almost killed me the first time I ate it."

August is indeed lying!

Hai'an turned his head and looked at August with accusing eyes.

August didn't feel the slightest shame after the lie was exposed, but lowered his head again and directly bit off a candied haws in Hai'an's hand, "If you look at it again, I'll eat you."

Hai'an:! ! !

"Hey, August, this is your fault, how can you bully children!" Colin was fascinated by Hai'an's soft and cute voice. It's black, otherwise there wouldn't be such a cheeky brother like Carl. "Qijian isn't even a year old yet, are you embarrassed?"

"I'm fifty years old." Hearing Colin's words, Hai'an retorted subconsciously. He was indeed fifty years old, and he would be fifty-one years old in a few months.

Colin: "..." Cheapy is already so old!

"But... cheap, aren't you only a few months old?"

Hai'an frowned, thought for a while before continuing, "I'm already an adult."

Colin couldn't accept this fact for a while, "I don't believe it... I don't believe it..." Although Colin murmured all the time, his mouth kept moving, and four of the ten bunches of candied haws were eaten in one go.

"Do you want a trash can?" A man in a cloak suddenly walked by, holding a broom in his right hand and pushing a trash can in his left.

"Yes." When Colin saw the trash can, he threw the bamboo stick into it smoothly.

"Uncle Ye?!" After hearing this man's voice, Ke Sen bent his neck to glance at the face under the man's cloak, and then exclaimed, "Why are you here?"

The man raised his head, revealing a pair of dazzling sapphire-like eyes, a few strands of curly and messy blond hair beside his ear, tightly pursed off-white lips, and his facial features as distinct as sculptures.

"Sweeping the floor, didn't you see it?" Uncle Ye's voice was flat, without any ups and downs.

Is it strange to sweep the floor? !

Ke Sen didn't understand at all that manpower cleaners were no longer needed in this era, so why did Uncle Ye still sweep the floor here? Could it be that such a big street star can't find a cleaning robot

Uncle Ye lowered his head, pulled his cloak, and covered himself more tightly, "I'm the one who sweeps the world, you don't understand." After finishing speaking, he pushed the trash can and left, and his other voice came faintly in the wind. In a word, "Remember not to litter."

Corson: "..."

After watching Kelin’s demonstration, Hai’an started to eat candied haws. This string of candied haws is very well made. The thickness of the sugar layer is moderate, not too hard, and very crisp. When you bite down, the flesh comes into your mouth together, so sour. Sweet and sour, very delicious.

"Augu~~~You are so kind~~~"

Hai'an was chewing happily, but was startled by the sudden sound.

Isn’t this what he said to August a few days ago

And after Colin heard the voice, he kept staring at August with strange eyes. Sure enough, August was so perverted that he actually recorded what he said as a light brain ringtone!

But August still had the same expressionless face. He turned on the optical brain without any haste, and Jamin's big face appeared on the screen. He saw Jamin gnawing a baked sweet potato, and the camera was shaking. Swaying, "August, are you awake yet? Come to me quickly, it's so hot, Karl and Lidney kissed together..."

The voice on Jemin's side was very noisy, and August could hardly hear what he was saying at the back, but the image transmitted from the optical brain showed that there were crowds of people on his back, as if he was engaged in some activity, "I won't say anymore, come quickly!!"

After saying this, Jemin hung up the video and sent August the coordinates.

"Jamie let us go."

"What's the matter? Did something happen to them?" Colin and Cosen couldn't hear what Jemin was saying clearly. The noise on his side was too loud, and the crowd screamed from time to time. I could vaguely hear Jemin mentioning Lidney and Carl's names.

"I sound like Carl gnawed Lidney?"

"Damn it, is this real!!!"

Carl did gnaw Lidney, and while he meant to kiss him, it ended up being more of a gnaw than a gnaw.

After August returned to the room with Jianjian in his arms, Karl asked Lidney to go out and play together, but before he got out of the inn, he ran into Jemin, who pretended not to understand Karl's eyes , insisted on playing with the two of them.

Carl was going to be pissed off.

He put on a bad face along the way, just took Lidney's hand and walked forward, and found that many people gathered on the side of the road to play games, and Lidney could see that Carl was in a bad mood along the way. Not very good, so I dragged him into the crowd, intending to let Carl play a game to relax.

This is a very famous game on Changjie called "Crossing the Bridge".

It’s a game only played by couples—the organizer builds a very narrow single-plank bridge on the water, and asks the couple to choose one person to stand on the opposite side of the bridge, and the other person to stand on this side of the bridge, and drink Huajiexing in one gulp. The most intense "hey wine", and then walk steadily across the single-plank bridge, and then hug the lover on the opposite side to win.

Although this game looks very simple, it is very difficult to win. The name of the No. 1 liquor in Huajie is not built. Can pass, not to mention drinking a whole bottle of "hey wine", when the time comes, it will be a problem to stand still, let alone cross the bridge.

So there are many couples falling into the water, but this does not hinder the popularity of this game at all. So what about falling into the water? ! After drinking "hehe wine", no one will even think about getting out of bed the next day!

Moreover, as long as the couples who participated in the competition, regardless of winning or losing, as long as they walk half of the bridge, they can get a "one-night ticket" provided by the organizer to stay in a five-star hotel for free, which is very considerate. It is even more enthusiastic.

The rewards for winning are even richer, but they are all small gadgets that enhance the relationship between the two parties, such as the limited edition sexy underwear produced under the name of Kain Company, the ultra-thin water-like lubricant invented by the Jingyuan Star, and the gentleman invented by the Blue Beast Planet. cane…

All in all, this is the famous "couple game" in Interstellar.

When Lidney saw the name of this game, he was stunned. He thought it was just an ordinary game, but he didn't expect it to be the famous adult game of Huajie Xing! He knows this game, but he can't guarantee that Karl also knows it. What should we do

Lydney grabbed Karl and wanted to go out.

"Hey, Lidney, where are you going?" Karl was a little strange, didn't Lidney pull him to play this game? Why did you just come in and leave? "We haven't played yet."

"Let's, let's play another game, this game is too..." Lidney stammered, unable to explain the reason.

Carl waved his hand, "That's it, you go over quickly."

As he spoke, Karl pushed Lidney towards the bridge. Lidney wanted to struggle again, but before he could continue speaking, he was held back by the game host.

"Hi! We have another couple coming to participate in the game, please give them applause!!"

"Aw!!! Oh~~~"

"Yo~~~~"

The crowd below are very excited, this time the competition is actually two humanoid creatures!

It's been a long time since they've seen a humanoid take part in this competition.

Huajie Xing is a famous tourist planet, where you can see many creatures with "planet characteristics". This competition is actually very difficult for humanoid creatures, because they only have one pair of feet and one pair of hands.

The winner last time was an octopus. He was originally a human, but he changed back to his original shape for the competition. His eight legs were tightly wrapped around the single-plank bridge, but because he drank "hehe wine", he almost missed the bridge. When he slipped into the water, it was his partner who yelled at the opposite end, which made him wake up a little bit, walked across the single-plank bridge safely, and got the ultra-thin water-like lubricant invented by the Jingyuan Star.