"Brother Wang." You Mengzhe said.
"Hey." Without raising his head, Wang Tan was lost in thought at a pile of small wooden signs.
The house was dim under the candlelight. After You Mengzhe sent Yu Changqing away, he ate and lived with Wang Tan. The winter night was long and the fire was red. Black chest hair... "Brother, let's double cultivate" after a long time of deliberation, but I couldn't say it anyway.
"Double... double..." You Mengzhe thought to himself, forget it.
Wang Tan muttered, talking about something, carefully wiped the wooden sign clean, and said, "My dear brother, have you ever been to senior brother's house?"
"No." You Mengzhe shook his head blankly and asked, "Brother Yu's family is a little..."
Wang Tan said: "The sister-in-law is very fierce."
You Mengzhe nodded with lingering fear, his curiosity grew, and he asked, "Why did Brother Yu marry her?"
"Hehehe." Wang Tan winked at You Mengzhe.
You Mengzhe: "..."
Wang Tan continued to fiddle with the pile of small wooden signs with his head down, and said, "How did you and Senior Brother know each other?"
You Mengzhe: "We met by chance."
"Hmm." Wang Tan said, "Senior Brother used to have a lot of good friends in the capital, all of them were pretty children. Since he married his sister-in-law, his sister-in-law called him a rabbit and drove them all away. The year's salary is collected..."
You Mengzhe: "!!!"
Wang Tan was still mumbling there, but You Mengzhe thought that Yu Changqing was a rabbit, shit, and he pretended to be upright and dignified in martial arts!
"Shall we stay here at night?" You Mengzhe said.
"Of course." Wang Tan asked in amazement.
You Mengzhe thought that this life is really boring, and said: "Don't go out and find some... fun?"
"No money." Wang Tan looked at the object in his hand resentfully.
You Mengzhe: "I invite you to go, let's go, let's go for a stroll in the city."
Although Wang Tan was penniless, he was very familiar with Willow Alley, Flower Street in Yangzhou City. He led You Mengzhe all the way across Qilan Bridge and entered Lantern Street. The streets and alleys of lights are bustling with noise.
The lights on the Goulan beside the road are bright, and the beautiful women laugh softly, carrying the unique spirit of Jiangnan. You Mengzhe's eyes reflected the colorful lights, and he felt that this place was very prosperous. Wang Tan followed You Mengzhe, pointing out along the way, which restaurant's wontons were delicious, and which restaurant's banquet was full of praise even today...
Occasionally, some girls waved handkerchiefs on the railing on the second floor, and made fun of them.
You Mengzhe said: "Huajinlou, where is it?"
Wang Tan said: "My dear brother, do you want to invite your brother?"
You Mengzhe turned his head in a daze, Wang Tan said: "That's a great place! The cost is also huge..."
You Mengzhe saw that the Huajin Building was brightly lit and full of guests, and said: "Let's go, go in and have a look, drink and listen to the music!"
There are many children from the rich family in Yangzhou, all of whom are well-dressed, and they are always in the limelight. They laughed and chatted in the front hall, and were invited into the private room by the madam. You Mengzhe stood in the hall for a while, but no one came to greet him, and he couldn't help shouting: "Hey! The shopkeeper! What about people?"
You Mengzhe didn't know the rules, and he wasn't a regular customer, as soon as he opened his mouth, he received countless contemptuous looks, everyone looked at You Mengzhe, and You Mengzhe also squinted at them.
The old bustard turned around and looked at You Mengzhe's whole body. Just as he was about to watch someone order the dishes, he suddenly caught a glimpse of the jade pendant on You Mengzhe's waist, and his expression changed instantly.
"Oh, Mr. You!" The old bustard screamed, almost rolled over by You Mengzhe, and screamed: "This is really a blessing from the three lives of the small shop. What kind of wind brought you here..."
You Mengzhe: "???"
The old bustard immediately nodded and bowed, and invited You Mengzhe upstairs, winking fiercely with her eyes, the tortoise turned blue with fright, turned around to fetch the jade hammer, and knocked the jade chime twice.
For a moment, all the flower girls in the building seemed to have received the order, and immediately filed out, and all the top players abandoned the guests who were accompanying them, and ran to the third floor screaming.
The guests who listened to the song were all in a daze, not knowing what happened.
This was too enthusiastic, You Mengzhe was at a loss, was welcomed into the Tianzihao room on the third floor by the bustard, sat on the soft couch, and asked, "How do you know my surname is You?"
The old bustard said: "Young master, I am Aunt An! Fenglongyunhu, Aunt An of the Huzitang. Our Huzitang is in charge of Yangzhou, and the brothels in the East China Sea. All Huajinlou are the property of our god religion... "
As soon as You Mengzhe heard that he was a member of the Devil's Cult, he subconsciously wanted to escape, lest he be caught by the members of the sect. However, seeing Aunt An's appearance, he seemed not to know that he went down the mountain privately, so he calmed down and said, "Then here Drinking without money?"
The old bustard said: "Oh! It's not just that you don't need money! Is the young master Panchuan enough to spend? Check the account first or just play?"
You Mengzhe said: "That's enough, what are you playing here? I won't check the account, and I will bring all the fun things."
"Bring... Serve it up?" Aunt An greeted outside after a moment of astonishment, and explained to You Mengzhe with a smile.
Wang Tan's eyes were straightened in an instant, and for a while, those who served the dishes, those who set the chopsticks, those who set the piano, and those who made incense in the room were so attentive that You Mengzhe got goose bumps all over his body.
You Mengzhe said: "No... what kind of kung fu I practice, I can't get close to women. Look, Aunt An, it's said in the book. Once you have intercourse with a woman, you will definitely lose your true energy and explode to death."
"Ah—" Aunt An nodded understandingly, and asked You Mengzhe expectantly: "Then... where's the girl?"
"Guardian?" You Mengzhe was startled, thinking what is a Guaner? Suddenly remembered that Sun Bin had mentioned it, guessed it was a young man, and immediately said: "Young girl can do it! Come on."
Aunt An made a gesture and said, "Twenty young ladies here!"
You Mengzhe said: "There are too many... Let me see."
Wang Tan separated his bear arms, each hugging a beautiful woman, and the flower girl was meekly sticking to Wang Tan's chest. Wang Tan was overjoyed and said, "Youxian brother! You are so particular! I'm going to the next room haha."
You Mengzhe was really elated, and said, "You're welcome, you're welcome, brother, enjoy it slowly, let me see..."
The young men lined up in a row for you to choose. You Mengzhe glanced at them, all of them were dressed in green shirts, with lotus root arms and fists, weak willows supporting the wind, and slim appearance. Few of them were masculine, so we had to choose a He was well-rounded, and the guy's eyes looked a bit like Sun Bin who had a quick glance under the moonlight.
"Just him." You Mengzhe said.
The girls all dispersed, and Aunt An listened to the announcement outside holding a handkerchief. The young lady knelt down tremblingly.
You Mengzhe said: "Get up."
The little waiter stepped forward to pour wine and vegetables for You Mengzhe. You Mengzhe held the little waiter's chin, looked left and right, feeling a little mysterious.
"Come on." You Mengzhe said, taking off his clothes.
It was the first time for Xiao Guan to meet such refreshing guests, he went up without even drinking, so he had to follow You Mengzhe to take off his clothes, and lay down on the bed half-covered by himself.
You Mengzhe took off all his underwear, only wearing a coat, and lay on the bed with his elbows propped up. The young man lay under him, winking like silk.
You Mengzhe looked down at Xiao Guan and said, "You... can't you get hard?"
Xiao Guan panted coquettishly: "When the young master comes in later, the servants will naturally..."
You Mengzhe: "..."
Xiaowan: "??"
You Mengzhe: "It should be you who came in, you can figure it out yourself."
Xiao Guan asked blankly, "Didn't the young master come in?"
You Mengzhe will be out of control soon, if this guy double cultivates, what if his skills go backwards
"Young Master..." Xiao Guan spread his legs and said, "Come in?"
The corner of You Mengzhe's mouth twitched, thinking to forget it, it's better not to mess around.
You Mengzhe asked, "What do you know?"
Xiao Guan replied: "I can play the piano."
You Mengzhe asked: "Do you know martial arts?"
The young man said: "This...not quite..."
You Mengzhe immediately lost interest, got up and put on his clothes, and said casually: "Let's play the first piece and listen to it."
Xiao Guan was puzzled, so he had to follow You Mengzhe to get up, put on his clothes, grabbed his sleeves, brought food for You Mengzhe, sat behind the piano table, swept the strings, and the music tinkled. You Mengzhe had no expression on his face, thinking in this world, finding someone with martial arts to practice both is more difficult than going to heaven.
"You don't play as well as I do." You Mengzhe said.
The young man said: "Yes, of course it is not as good as the young master's..."
You Mengzhe drank some wine. The dishes here are exquisite, and the wine is also the top-grade champion red. He was in a good mood and said, "I'll play the first song, listen to it."
Xiaowan: "Huh?"
You Mengzhe said: "You sit here." As he said that, he changed places with Xiao Guan. Xiao Guan only thought that this man was very interesting, and sat down carefully with his buttocks next to the couch. It bounced loudly.
Xiao Guan was still smiling at the beginning, but the smile disappeared after listening to it. You Mengzhe's piano sound was ugly, but it was not as good as playing the piano randomly. Sometimes high and sometimes low, disorganized, sometimes with a bang, which makes people frightened, and sometimes low and hoarse, the tune is not abrupt, but it makes people feel uncomfortable.
You Mengzhe closed the strings, and Xiao Guan hurriedly said: "The young master plays really well!"
You Mengzhe smiled calmly and said, "I'll play the first song again and listen to you."
The door of the room was pushed open in an instant, the old bustard opened his eyes wide, with a ferocious face, and the young lady immediately said: "Young master played."
The old bustard's expression froze, and she immediately apologized with a smile: "I said, how can I play this song so well, ha ha ha."
You Mengzhe smiled and said, "It's too much."
At the height of the moon, You Mengzhe finished drinking, ate vegetables, and lay on the bed with all his clothes on. The young man helped him take off his martial arts boots and gently pressed his ankles.
It was very comfortable, You Mengzhe decided to live here from now on, he didn't know that his home had such a good place.
At 2 o'clock, the outsiders stopped singing, and the boys and buddies who had been resting for the night returned to their rooms. The drunk man put his arms around the girls' shoulders, chatting and laughing came from afar, and there was a water alley outside Huajin Building. In the early winter, the water was sparkling, reflecting a waning moon, and a row of more than ten small black-covered boats floated one after another in the river.
Xiao Guan gently helped You Mengzhe cover the brocade quilt, climbed onto the bed, and was about to close the window when someone rushed in from outside with a crash.
You Mengzhe was startled, he was about to pull out the piercing needle in a hurry, but he saw the man in night clothes, and said in a low voice: "Take a place to hide!" He took advantage of the situation and slid under the bed.
"Catch the thief—" Someone from the distant eaves was chasing after him.
The gongs and drums were beating outside, the torches whizzed by outside the window, followed by two more fires, one of them backed up, hooked the eaves and said: "Little brother, do you see a kid who is about your age?"
You Mengzhe waved his hand and said, "No, take a look?" Then he turned Xiao Guan's face and let him face out of the window.
The young man was also in night clothes, looked at the young man suspiciously for a moment, and said, "We're not here, let's go!"
You Mengzhe quickly closed the window and said, "Why is it you again?"
Sun Bin crawled out from under the bed, grabbed the young man by his collar and kicked him off the bed, saying: "I know it's you, I saw you entered Yangzhou yesterday, I haven't been thinking about it all the time, so I came to look for you." Is it?"
You Mengzhe said, "What did you steal this time?"
Sun Bin got under the quilt, sat side by side with You Mengzhe on the couch, with his back against the window, kicked off his night boots, and shook the sand inside: "Hey, don't mention it. Those grandchildren in the Thunderbolt Hall are so clingy, so grandpa stole a few of them." Lei Huo bomb, chasing after life and death. I was almost caught up, I made a mistake, and I am a double cultivator?"
You Mengzhe said happily: "Come on, I'm just worried that I can't find a good one."
Sun Bin glanced at it and said, "This is not a good place, it's a small hotel? Come with me, will you?"
You Mengzhe stretched out his hands to take off Sun Bin's night clothes, and said, "Cultivate both first, what's the point of talking nonsense! Mother-in-law."
Sun Bin: "What's the rush! You'll be happy if you have something! Find a quiet place, this place is unreliable, and my brother will take you to have fun. On November 11th, the righteous martial arts leader Zhao Feihong will hold a martial arts conference on Jinghu Lake, you can go not going?"
You Mengzhe was overjoyed when he heard that he was having fun! Martial arts conference! Participants must be martial arts masters! I don't know how much skill can be increased after one round of double cultivation! If Nao Shizi, the martial arts leader, can be given to Shuangxiu, his father, You Gutian, will be invincible in the world!
"Of course!" You Mengzhe asked, "The youngest leader of the martial arts alliance?"
Sun Bin glanced sideways at You Mengzhe, and said warily, "Old."
You Mengzhe thought that it's okay to be old, but there are many heroes in the world, and there are many to watch, so he said: "Let me explain."
You Mengzhe went out to tell Aunt An that he wanted to do something with his friends, and told her to tell Wang Tan, Aunt An agreed in a hurry.
Sun Bin put on his night clothes, and said to the young man, "Is there any fish play? Here's a box, and Han Fanglu will get some too."
The little man turned around to get it, and came with a box of aphrodisiacs. Sun Bin picked a few from the grid, and took a round box and unscrewed it to look. On the box, there were two fish connected end to end, carved exquisitely, and inside was a brothel. Sun Bin put the special fragrant oil into his bosom, and suddenly found that the young man's eyebrows and his own were three to four quarters, and he couldn't stop staring at the young man.
"What's the matter?" You Mengzhe asked blankly, wearing only white trousers and stepping on the ground with bare feet.
Sun Bin looked at the young man, looked in the mirror again, and raised his eyebrows at You Mengzhe, and wiped the corner of his mouth with his thumb.
You Mengzhe: "?"
Sun Bin smiled: "You Mengzhe, I know what you mean."
You Mengzhe: "???"
The two sides looked at each other for a moment, Sun Bin's eyebrows moved again, You Mengzhe said: "Let's go!"
Sun Bin signaled You Mengzhe to come to the bed, wrapped the quilt around his waist, and hugged him by the waist, You Mengzhe said: "Wait for me to get dressed..."
Sun Bin said: "I wear your grandma's, and I have to take it off later, can it be done with less trouble?" After finishing speaking, he grabbed You Mengzhe's bag and stuffed it randomly under the quilt, smashed open the window door with his shoulder, and jumped out of Huajin Building No. 3 Upstairs, into the night.
"There's water below!" You Mengzhe said.
Sun Bin turned around in mid-air, kicked the gourd head of the wooden railing with one foot, half of the wooden railing broke, and flew into the center of the river in the water alley. You Mengzhe couldn't stop applauding, and then flew up to the wupeng fleet in the middle of the river, chose one, carried You Mengzhe into the cabin, untied the cable, put a long pole on the middle of the river, and the wupeng boat circled lightly , sliding downstream.
Sun Bin conveniently used a long pole to hook the houses on both sides of the river to lower the lanterns and hang them on the bow of the boat, creating a charming atmosphere on the boat.
Sun Bin smiled and sat over, while You Mengzhe was still wrapped in Huajinlou's quilt, leaning against the cabin to look at the color of the water, suddenly remembered something, turned his head and asked, "By the way, what's your name?"
Sun Bin: "..."
"You grandson, listen to me..." Sun Bin was about to say something when the two heard voices from outside the boat.
"Over there!"
"found it!"
"Don't let them get away!"
Sun Bin immediately said angrily: "Damn it!"
Sun Bin rushed out of the cabin and said angrily, "Don't blame me for being cruel today!"
You Mengzhe rummaged through the baggage for a while, then ran out of the cabin in a single shirt and white trousers and said, "I'll come."
Sun Bin: "I'm coming!"
You Mengzhe: "Don't do anything! I'll do it!"
Suddenly, more than 20 men in black jumped out from both sides of the river bank, and they all jumped at the black boat in the middle of the river at the same time!
In an instant, Sun Bin casually made a move called "Flower Rain", and tens of thousands of hidden weapons flew up from the ground.
You Mengzhe pressed the mechanism round box casually, and countless needles flew away through the air.
The Thunderbolt Chaser, who was hit by Sun Bin's hidden weapon, yelled "Ah" in the air and fell into the water.
The Thunderbolt Chaser, who was hit by You Mengzhe's hidden weapon, let out a heart-piercing howl in the air, screaming "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Sun Bin: "..."