"I'm not home, go away."
Yu Miaoyin stood helplessly outside the door, wondering if the person inside was a senior? How can you say such a naive rejection.
"Senior sister, I really have something important to do!" Yu Miaoyin yelled while banging on the door, but no one answered inside the door.
"..." Sister, you forced me to do this.
1, 2, 3. Yu Miaoyin silently counted to three times, blushed and roared thickly, "Xue-sister-I know where your cat is-"
cat? This word touched Xiao Man's nerves. Xiao Man rushed to the door, pulled the doorknob and opened the door suddenly. As soon as the door was opened, Yu Miaoyin's ending sound was not finished, and he roared with his mouth wide open, a series of "ah!" The sound pierced Xiao Man's forehead. Yu Miaoyin opened her mouth too wide, and Xiao Man could even see the tonsils deep in the base of the girl's tongue constantly shaking.
"Are you fucking sick?" Xiao Man squinted at the strange girl outside the door through the anti-theft door. She felt that this girl looked familiar, but she couldn't remember where she had seen it before.
"Senior sister, you finally opened the door!" Yu Miaoyin closed her mouth and excitedly leaned on the anti-theft door to stare at Xiao Man, her eyes were round and rumbling, Xiao Man finally knew why her eyes were familiar—her eyes were very much like her own. The dead cat that was buried a week ago.
"What's the matter, tell me." The door of Xiao Man's house has two layers, the outer layer is an anti-theft door, and there is a wooden door inside. She is holding on to the frame of the wooden door, ready to close the door at any time, and she has not invited the girl outside the door to come in at all. the meaning of.
"I've been standing outside for a long time, my feet are so sore..." Yu Miaoyin lay on the anti-theft door, her eyebrows drooped to both sides in a figure eight shape, she lowered her head slightly, and looked up at Xiao Man pitifully. The dead cats raised look exactly the same.
Xiao Man was unmoved, and said lightly: "If you don't say anything, then I will close the door." After saying that, she really closed the wooden door, Yu Miaoyin quickly surrendered: "Don't, don't! I say! I say!"
The door was half closed, Xiao Man stood half of his body behind the door, only showing a tilted head, raising his eyebrows, "Say."
"Sister, you really won't let me in..." Yu Miaoyin asked again without giving up.
"..."
boom!
This time without even a little hesitation, the vermilion wooden door closed in front of him unceremoniously, the door was closed with too much force, and even the door frame and the ground shook several times.
Senior sister, why are you so bad-tempered... Yu Miaoyin expressed that she was frightened, so that beloved senior is just an illusion! Thanks to myself, I finally mustered up the courage to sneak over to see her...
"Meow..." Yu Miaoyin sat at the door of Xiao Man's house and let out a meaningless meow.
Yu Miaoyin stayed at the door of Xiao Man's house from noon until dark, she didn't have time to eat lunch at noon, her stomach was already growling with hunger, what Yu Miaoyin thought was that Xiao Man couldn't cook, so she had to come out to look for food Well, no matter how bad she is, she has to order takeaway, right? Unexpectedly, after eight o'clock in the evening, the door of Xiao Man's house was still closed, not to mention the delivery boy, not even a single person passed by.
"Senior sister, open the door... I'm about to starve to death..." Yu Miaoyin yelled brokenly, she didn't have any hope, but she really shouted the door open.
Yu Miaoyin turned her head, and saw Xiao Man holding a bowl of instant noodles and squinting at her, "Why haven't you left yet?"
Anyone who has eaten instant noodles knows that instant noodles smell fragrant, especially when people are hungry, the fragrance can almost attract all the gluttons from the whole body. Yu Miaoyin was so hungry that her eyes were fixed on the bucket of instant noodles. Xiao Man observed her for a while, raised the corners of her mouth, and stretched her arms holding the instant noodles.
Yu Miaoyin's gaze flickered and then followed the direction of the instant noodles.
Xiao Man withdrew his arm, and Yu Miaoyin's gaze followed suit.
"Want to eat?" Xiao Man asked.
"Yeah!" Yu Miaoyin pulled the railing and nodded violently, almost wagging her tail and sticking out her tongue. This expression was very Miaomiao, and Xiao Man was in a trance for a while, as if Miaomiao had changed her posture and returned to her side.
Yu Miaoyin's stomach grumbled in response to the occasion, and she clutched her stomach in embarrassment, blushing for a while.
Xiao Man laughed, his mood which had been depressed for many days suddenly turned better, he opened the door generously, raised his chin and said: "Come in."
Even Xiao Man himself couldn't figure out why he let a stranger he didn't know come in for no reason.
It wasn't until Yu Miaoyin entered the territory she was familiar with and changed her slippers familiarly that Xiao Man remembered to ask her: "Who the hell are you?"
"My name is Miao Miao." Yu Miaoyin dug out a box of instant noodles at Xiao Man's home, and then swayed into the kitchen to pour boiling water. Xiao Man's nerves were tense, and she chased after the kitchen and asked, "What do you say is your name?" ?”
"Miaomiao." Yu Miaoyin looked innocent, suddenly realized something, and laughed, "Senior sister, I am Yu Miaoyin, nicknamed Miaomiao, and we watched a movie together once, and I will sit next to you ,you forgot?"
Xiao Man thought for a while, it seemed that there was such a thing, and asked again: "The one whose brain was smashed into a hole?"
Yu Miaoyin nodded while holding the instant noodles, "Yes, that's the one whose brain was smashed."
"Oh." Xiao Man was noncommittal, took the last mouthful of instant noodles and wiped his mouth, "Aren't you a vegetable? When did you wake up?"
"Last month." Yu Miaoyin was so hungry that she counted three minutes to wait for the noodles to soak, she couldn't wait to tear off the lid, picked up a plastic fork, picked up a fork of noodles, and put them in her mouth. It was so hot that she screamed, Xiao Man Frowning, "Slow down, no one will fight with you."
Yu Miaoyin was scalded like this and didn't let go, chewing the noodles and slurring: "I didn't eat at noon, I'm going to starve to death."
Xiao Man nodded, put down the instant noodle bucket in her hand, picked up the PS4 on the coffee table, and started playing games again. She always felt that something was wrong, but she couldn't remember it until Yu Miaoyin finished eating the noodles, together with Xiao Man's They took the instant noodle bucket together and emptied it into the toilet, washed away the residue, cleaned up the kitchen and living room of Xiao Man's house, took out all the garbage and threw it away, Xiao Man finally knew what was wrong.
"What on earth are you here for?" Xiao Man put down the PS4, "And why do you know my family better than me?"
An inscrutable smile appeared on Yu Miaoyin's face, "Senior sister, your instant noodles are placed in the left drawer of the TV cabinet, biscuits are placed on the right, and potato chips are placed in the middle. Not only that, I also know that your underwear is placed on the left hand side of the bedroom." In the third cabinet by the window, arrange them according to the shade of color."
After finishing speaking, Yu Miaoyin looked at Xiao Man provocatively, "Sister, who do you think I am?"
After hearing this, Xiao Man silently took out his mobile phone and dialed the police number, "Comrade police? I want to call the police. There is a peeping tom in my house. Yes, it has been caught now."
"..."
Yu Miaoyin rushed over and hung up Xiao Man's phone, "Senior sister, you are bullying! Why don't you play your cards according to the routine!"