Xiao Man yawned and glanced at his phone, it was still five minutes to twelve o'clock in the middle of the night. She turned her head to look at the girl on the sofa who was playing games with a controller. The girl was fighting against the screen with excitement, showing no sign of leaving.
Xiao Man began to reflect on how she somehow put this girl who seemed a little out of her mind into it.
"Hello." Xiao Man said impatiently, "When are you leaving?"
"Ah?" Yu Miaoyin focused all her attention on the controller and the screen in front of her and didn't even hear what Xiao Man said.
Xiao Man got up and stepped forward, grabbing Yu Miaoyin's handle.
"Ah, what are you doing! Hurry up! You're going to die!" Yu Miaoyin immediately reached out to grab the handle, and Xiao Man raised the handle above his head. Yu Miaoyin was originally short, and Xiao Man was tall. , Yu Miaoyin hung on Xiao Man's body and even jumped several times but couldn't reach it, so she almost climbed up along Xiao Man's body.
Yu Miaoyin snatched it to no avail, and watched helplessly as the blood bar of the character she controlled was emptied by the monster, stomping her feet angrily, "Sister, you are bullying! How can you do this!"
Xiao Man folded her chest and raised an eyebrow, "Miss, this is my home."
What is your home and my home? I have lived here for half a year, and sooner or later it will be my home! Yu Miaoyin slandered, with a smile on her face, she shook Xiao Man's arm and begged her: "Senior sister, can you take me in for a night?" She was afraid that Xiao Man would not agree, so she was tired of coquettish voice: "It's so late now I'm afraid to go back alone..."
Xiao Man thinks that you still know to be afraid, why don't you know how to be afraid after breaking into a stranger's house by yourself for a long time? Now I think of fear.
"Senior sister..." Yu Miaoyin was about to get tired again, Xiao Man pressed her palm against her shoulder and pushed her far away, preventing the girl from approaching any further.
"I'll give you two choices." Xiao Man said, "First, get out of my house."
"Then what about the second one?" Yu Miaoyin's eyes instantly became bright, hopeful and hopeful!
"Second..." Xiao Man smiled at Yu Miaoyin's starry eyes, and said slowly, "I'll throw you out."
"Hey..." Yu Miaoyin lowered her head in disappointment, lay down on the sofa in despair, and continued to play tricks, "Then you throw me out, I'm ready."
"..." Xiao Man was just trying to scare her, but she didn't expect that she would really do this trick, and she lost her mind for a moment. Besides, Yu Miaoyin is still an adult no matter how skinny she is. Does Xiao Man have the strength to throw her out and pay her back? Say it.
Xiao Man has lived for more than twenty years, and this is the first time he has encountered such a stalking human being. If he is a scruffy scoundrel, it's easy to deal with, just use a broom to beat him out, but this scoundrel is still a few The charming little beauty, Xiao Man's temperament is a bit colder, and he also understands the principle of sympathy and pity, so he really can't bear to do it.
The reason why I say it is "the first time I have encountered such a stalking human being" is because it is indeed not the first time Xiao Man has seen a similar creature, it is the kitten she adopted half a year ago. In terms of ability, Xiao Man has never seen anyone who can compare with Miao Miao.
Forget it, I'm dead, what else do I want her to do. Xiao Man glanced at Yu Miaoyin indifferently, "It's up to you." Xiao Man had no choice but to beat him up or leave, so he put down such a cruel word that was not considered cruel, went back to the room, took clean clothes, and went to the bathroom to take a shower .
Yu Miaoyin watched Xiao Man disappear into the corner of the bathroom without blinking her eyes, she slumped her shoulders in frustration, and the air of arrogance a minute ago completely disappeared. She took out her phone, opened the memo, and saw a tab called "Teach You How to Chase Goddess", she clicked on it, and put a cross behind the first point.
1. To stalk.
The fierce girl is afraid of pestering her husband, so she adopts a strategy of following and marking the goddess, and melts the glacier in the goddess' heart with your fiery heart~~~
Yu Miaoyin looked at the three ecstasy wavy lines at the back and violently shook the goosebumps on her body, poohed at this unreliable suggestion, and then looked at the second point.
Hmm, this one seems to be pretty good. Yu Miaoyin nodded thoughtfully while holding her chin, then snapped her fingers, that's it!
Yu Miaoyin stared at the phone screen with her ears pricked up, always paying attention to her senior sister's every move in the bathroom. When she heard the sound of water in the bathroom weakened, she quickly put the phone back into her pocket, sat on the sofa, and With watery eyes, he watched the corner where the senior sister disappeared.
Three, two, one.
As expected, Xiao Man reappeared at the corner, she wiped her hair with a towel, and asked disgustedly: "Why haven't you left yet?"
While talking, she lowered her head and looked in the direction where Yu Miaoyin was. The second she looked at Yu Miaoyin, her heart skipped a beat.
It's this look, like, so much like.
Xiao Man had already forgotten what she was going to do at this moment, the hand wiping her hair stopped in the air, and a murmur that only she could hear came out of her throat, "Miao Miao..."
"Sister, what did you say?" Yu Miaoyin asked innocently, tilting her head.
"No, it's nothing." Xiao Man looked back in a panic, continued to wipe her hair with her hands, and persuaded her earnestly: "Miss Yu, go back, it's a miracle that you can wake up, spend more time with your parents who are worried about you Isn't it good? Why waste time at a stranger's house?" Xiao Man's voice was dry, she didn't like talking, today was probably the day she talked the most in her history, and she was still talking to a stranger.
"Senior sister, you should call me Miaomiao." Yu Miaoyin corrected, and then replied with a smile: "My parents have gone to grandma's house, and there is no one at home tonight."
"Then you should go back."
"But I didn't bring the key." Yu Miaoyin bit her lip pitifully, "I didn't bring the wallet either, senior sister, if you don't take me in, I'm going to sleep on the street..."
"..." Xiao Man looked at Yu Miaoyin.
Yu Miaoyin also looked at Xiao Man.
After five minutes, Xiao Man was defeated, and resignedly pointed to the sofa and said: "I can only stay at my house for one night, and get out immediately at dawn tomorrow."
"Huh? But senior sister..."
"Or you can just leave now and choose one."
"...Okay." Yu Miaoyin looked at Xiao Man's brow that was about to burst into flames, knowing that this was probably the limit of her tolerance, and patted her chest to assure, "Sister, don't worry! I am quiet and obedient, do not snore and have no bad habits. Go ahead and sleep, I'll watch the house for you!"
"Hehe." Xiao Man faked a dry smile, "Then I really thank you."
Xiao Man went back to her bedroom, Yu Miaoyin nestled on the narrow sofa and thought happily, stalking is not completely useless, at least she got in at last, and her willing face was not in vain.
After a day of tossing around, Yu Miaoyin was already very tired, she fell unconscious on the uncomfortable sofa with her knees hugged sideways, Xiao Man sat in her room until late at night, after thinking about it, she got up and hugged the bed The quilt covered Yu Miaoyin's body.
The sudden warmth made Yu Miaoyin turn over comfortably in her sleep, twisted a few times, and uttered an extremely weak raving.
"Meow… "
The voice was so low that Xiao Man almost thought he heard it wrong.