Early the next morning, while Xiao Man was still in his dream, he was disturbed by an annoying knock on the door, disturbing his peace.
"Who is it?" She yelled in a daze, only to hear an unfamiliar female voice outside the bedroom responding: "Sister, get up and have breakfast!"
Xiao Man didn't fall asleep until 3:30 last night. Looking at the time, it was not yet 7:30. She took a few deep breaths, and just wanted to scold MDZZ sincerely.
How could there be such an annoying woman in the world! ! !
Why does this annoying woman have to provoke herself! ! !
What the hell did she do to suffer this kind of torture! ! !
Xiao Man collapsed and buried her head in the pillow, feeling hopeless.jpg
"Senior sister, are you still sleeping? Let's eat before going to bed. I'm doing what I'm best at..." Yu Miaoyin yelled while knocking on the door. Before she could finish speaking, the bedroom door was opened from the inside, and she knocked on the door. He didn't take back his gesture, and just hit the senior sister's chest.
Time froze.
Yu Miaoyin still put her hand on Xiao Man's chest, her mind went blank, she didn't know what to do next, so she could only pinch it instinctively.
Well, so soft...
In the next second, Yu Miaoyin was slammed against the wall by Xiao Manpia, who was burning with rage.
When Xiao Man came out after washing, Yu Miaoyin had already pulled herself off the wall, and sat awkwardly in front of the dining table, her face flushed, as if she had just experienced something terrible.
"..." You are so shy, oh, oh, oh! The one being touched is my old lady! What is going on with such a little molested appearance!
In the end, good self-cultivation prevailed. Xiao Man squinted his eyes slightly, sat at the dining table smiling with bulging veins, and asked in a gentle tone, "What did you say you did best?" vegetable?"
so... so scary...
Yu Miaoyin shuddered from the fright of Xiao Man's smile, pointing to the masterpiece she had been working on all morning, hesitatingly said: "West, scrambled eggs with tomatoes..."
"..." Xiao Man calmly put down the chopsticks he just picked up in his hand, and continued to be polite, "I'm allergic to eggs, I'm sorry." Then she turned and went back to the room, Yu Miaoyin didn't know what happened in the room, just listened to Ding Lin was already having difficulty sitting or standing, and his heart was jumping with fear.
She weakly took out her mobile phone, and made a cross after the second point of "Teach you how to chase the goddess".
2. Considerate and caring.
Care about the goddess in the details of life, such as making her a warm breakfast, let her feel your thoughtfulness and concern, come on, you will surely capture the goddess' peace of mind~~~
Yu Miaoyin squeezed the phone tightly, trying not to smash the expensive things she bought with money.
What a fucking strategy! It's killing me! My baby is suffering! Sister, listen to my explanation!
Xiao Man locked himself in the room to vent for a while, and finally opened the door calmly.
"Study, senior sister..." Xiao Man's face was so calm that there was no expression at all. Yu Miaoyin couldn't figure out her details, so she shouted timidly. Xiao Man didn't speak, and dragged her collar to carry her out, and then He decisively closed the door.
"Study!" Yu Miaoyin's nose just touched the door, her nose was red and tears were streaming out.
Well, it looks like I completely screwed up this time. Yu Miaoyin went down the stairs dejectedly, walked out of Xiao Man's community with a slow pace, like a pet driven out of the house by its owner.
Xiao Man stood on the balcony with his hands in his pockets, silently watching the short figure downstairs walk out of the community gate.
Although the girl was a little noisy, but there was another girl in the house, so she finally got a lot of anger. In fact, she is not disgusting, Xiao Man is far from disgusting her.
Xiao Man was just a little afraid, the excitement and happiness were brought by others, and when that person left, all these positive, sunny and uplifting things would disappear from her life, and her life was still cold and hard, like a piece of cake. Stone.
Gaining and losing is always more painful than never gaining it. Xiao Man suffered pain once not long ago, and that was enough. She never needed anything else in her life, whether it was human or other creatures. It's fine to be alone.
Thinking of this, Xiao Man buried her face deeply in her palm.
"Miaomiao, I miss you."
Her life is always like this, gaining and then losing, such as her father, such as her cat, in this case, it is better to drive everyone away, Xiao Man doesn't need anything.
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Yu Miaoyin was walking on the road outside the community, kicking stones in boredom.
What should I do, senior sister seems to be soft and hard, when Yu Miaoyin was still a cat, she could act cute and coquettish to please senior sister shamelessly, but now it is good, even this only skill has been lost - after all, she is twenty years old , Acting like a baby is really a bit embarrassing...
I have no choice but to use the ultimate trump card of "teaching you how to chase the goddess".
Yu Miaoyin's mind was spinning rapidly, and suddenly she thought of a good idea in a flash, and quickly called Sun Qian.
"Miaomiao? Is there something wrong?"
"Qianqian, last time you said which villa opened a hot spring hotel? I don't remember."
"Oh, it seems to be called 'Take you to the hot spring', aren't you too lazy to go? It's hot in hot springs in summer or something like that."
"I've changed my mind! Soaking in hot springs in summer can beautify your skin, do you understand?" Yu Miaoyin opened her mouth to talk nonsense, and encouraged her, "Hey, why don't we go next weekend?"
"Okay, I just happen to have a few vouchers left. I heard that the chef there is a specially hired Japanese food chef. Let's try it too."
Yu Miaoyin rolled her eyes, "But isn't there just the two of us?"
Sun Qian and Yu Miaoyin have been friends for so many years, don't you know her well? She rolled her eyes and said with a smile: "Don't be tricky, tell me, who do you want me to date for you?"
"Great Qianqian! As expected of good sisters!" Yu Miaoyin sucked into the microphone through the air, and said with a smile: "Well, you can help me make an appointment with Mi Lin-senpai..."
"What? You, you, you...you actually treat Milin-senpai!" Sun Qian turned pale with shock, "Miaomiao, although I can vaguely guess that you like girls, but Milin-senpai...you two little ones are here There will be no good end together!"
"Wait, what have you figured out..." Yu Miaoyin supported her forehead, "I mean, I want to ask Senior Sister Milin and ask her to ask Senior Sister Xiao Man out, don't they know each other well..."
"Oh—" Sun Qian dragged out a long and twisted voice in a strange way, and said clearly, "Miao Miao, Miao Miao, it turns out that I have taken a fancy to Senior Sister Xiao Man."
"Stop rambling, will you help?" Yu Miaoyin's face turned hot and she threatened rudely.
"Help, help, don't worry, it's on me."
Yu Miaoyin nodded in satisfaction, hung up the phone, called up the strategies she had collected, and saw the last point.
The ultimate big move: Seduction.
Goddesses are always reserved, noble, and impeccable, go for it! Seduce her with your beauty, let her fall into the mortal world for you~~~
For beauty or something, although Yu Miaoyin is a bit guilty, but it seems that this is the only trick left.