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In the ninth year of Changqing, three months after Yuan Cixian successfully gave birth to Lu Jiaerlang.
In the middle of February, near the Waking of Insects, it is a season of sudden warmth and coldness. It is humid in the mornings and nights, but the sun is warm and pleasant at noon. It is a good time for spring fishing.
Outside Luoyang City, as the ice and snow melted, willow branches sprouted tender buds, and amid the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers, you can row a boat to the center of the river, grab a fishing rod, and catch live fish.
Yuan Cixian rested her legs on the boat in the middle of the river to bask in the sun, and from time to time she urged the person above her: "Did you catch anything?"
Lu Shiqing held the rod in one hand and pinched her lips tightly with the other hand as if to punish her. He looked down at her and said angrily, "If you make a sound again, even the dumbest fish will run away."
Her lips were twisted, making her speechless. She babbled, "Hmm, Hmm, Hmm, Hmm!"
She was saying: My voice is so nice, how could it scare away the fish!
Lu Shiqing heard it clearly and sighed: "Look, another one is running."
"..." She was very angry and snorted heavily. When he reluctantly let go, she bit his finger fiercely.
He felt the pain from the bite, and felt that the bones of his index finger were about to break. He gritted his teeth and shouted, "Yuan Cixian, do you know what I am doing with this hand?"
These words reminded Yuan Cixian of the night in Chang'an ten years ago.
When they first met ten years ago, she followed Lu Shiqing to the outskirts of Chang'an to investigate a case. After being caught by her brother, she was so angry that she whipped him severely.
At that time, she questioned her brother whether he knew what Minister Lu would do in the future, then she asked and answered herself, praising him, and finally said that he would help the world.
She was lost in thought, resting her head on his legs and said comfortably, "Now that the whole world has been helped, is there anything else you can do with your hands?"
Lu Shiqing obviously remembered her blowjob that year, he opened his five fingers to take a look, then curved his lips and replied: "There are more important things than helping the world. I have to relax you at night."
"..." Yuan Cixian was so choked up that she couldn't say a word in rebuttal. After a while, she pretended to be shy and covered her face and said, "Someone is committing adultery in broad daylight!"
They have been married for about eight years. As an old couple, they have known all kinds of dirty words. What's wrong with them being lewd in broad daylight? He was restrained in not doing it directly in this desolate mountain.
Lu Shiqing said calmly: "Why, is there anyone who can make a move on me now?"
Yuan Cixian thought he was just showing off.
A year ago, he brought her to Luoyang to protect her pregnancy. Not long after that, he handed in his resignation letter to the poor little saint, and then used some tricks to bring his entire family over. Now he is free and there is indeed no political enemy who can find fault with him.
Seven years of court wrangling finally came to an end.
Whenever she thought of this, she would sigh that Jiang was indeed old and shrewd. When he was in the court, he was very skillful and at ease. When he left the court, he retreated bravely and escaped. The little emperor could not play him in any way. He could only watch Yuan Shu being taken away from the capital.
She twisted her body like a snake, from lying on her back to lying on her side facing him, and said, "If you don't catch me a bass today, I won't feed you later."
Look, she can also say dirty words.
Lu Shiqing sighed, tightened the fishing rod in his hand, and focused his eyes on the river.
This woman would come up with new ideas when she had some free time. He had missed her birthday on the third day of the second lunar month for two consecutive years because of a war with Nanzhao and a war with Uighur. Now she asked him to make it up to her. Today was her birthday, and he had to make her a bowl of sea bass soup.
The perch must be caught by yourself. The chopped green onions must be planted and cut by yourself. As for the tofu, if you can't grind it yourself, at least you have to buy it and cut it yourself.
In order to make sea bass soup, he started planting onions in the backyard of his house early. Every morning, he would bend over with his hands behind his back, watching the onions grow little by little, just like raising a son.
It's just sick.
Seeing that he was frowning and looked bitter and resentful, Yuan Cihan was satisfied. Just as she was about to close her eyes and take a nap, she suddenly saw his brows relax and his hand holding the fishing rod tightened slightly.
Got it. Got it.
She turned around suddenly, just in time to see Lu Shiqing bending his wrist and lifting the rod, pulling the bait and prey out of the water. However, the next moment, before she could take a closer look, she rolled and climbed up.
A scream broke through Haruno.
The bait hook was connected to a yellow-brown object nearly three feet long, which was struggling by twisting its body and bouncing back and forth.
He, he caught a slippery water snake for her!
God knows this thing could take Yuan Cixian's life.
Lu Shiqing was also stunned when he saw this. Fearing that she was really frightened, he stood up and did not have time to remove the bait hook, so he simply cast the rod quickly and threw it far into the river.
After the "dong" sound, he came back to his senses and realized that his back had become heavier. He looked down and saw a pair of jade arms wrapped around his neck and a pair of thin legs wrapped around his waist. Yuan Cixian tied him tightly to his back like an octopus. He was shocked and said, "How can there be a snake in the river?"
He laughed for a moment, stretched out his hand to support her calf, lifted her up, steadied her on her back, and turned back to say, "You ask me, who should I ask?"
Yuan Cixian was still in shock, with goose bumps all over his body. After shaking for a while, he recovered a little. He tightened his arms, as if he wanted to strangle him to death: "You fished it up, who else should I ask if not you?"
Just as he was about to speak, he saw her suddenly shaking her head vigorously, as if trying to shake off some image in her head, and said, "We'll settle the score when we get back. Hurry up and paddle the boat ashore."
Seeing that she didn't seem to have any intention of getting off, Lu Shiqing said, "How can I row the boat if you're like this?" Seeing that she was about to pretend to be pitiful with a purse in her mouth, as if this trick he had used for ten years had never failed, he stopped her first, bent over to take the pole, and reminded her, "Then hold it tight yourself."
She nodded, lowered her head and rubbed her chin against his neat hair: "Hold it, hurry up."
Lu Shiqing was urged to go ashore by her. After he carried her to the carriage on the shore, he confirmed, "We are going back to the city now. Don't you want to drink the sea bass soup?"
"There are snakes in that river, so the fish we catch are no longer edible!"
He frowned: "What about the tofu I bought, and the onions I have kept for so long?"
She thought for a moment and said, "It's too late to be stubborn now. Won't you give it to me to eat?"
"Oh." Lu Shiqing nodded as if he had suddenly realized something, looked up at the sky and thought deeply, then said, "Okay."
This is good.
*
The next day was the fourth day of the second lunar month, one day after Yuan Cixian's birthday, and it was also the hundredth day banquet for Lu Yuanting, the second son of the Lu family. The banquet was held at the Lu Mansion in Luoyang City. It was very low-key, and no court officials or old friends were invited. Only the closest relatives were invited.
Early in the morning, Yuan Cihan woke up in Lu Shiqing's arms. She remembered this incident and recalled his behavior last night. She patted her back and thought, with so many guests to entertain, he couldn't bear it all night and had to treat her like a jackal or a tiger. She didn't know whose birthday it was.
Lu Shiqing opened his eyes because of her noise. Seeing that she was about to get up, he pushed her head back and said in a hoarse voice, as if he had not woken up yet, "It's still early."
She nudged him: "Everyone should be here soon."
"It's okay. We're one family. Just sit anywhere you want. Yuan Zhen gets up early and will treat you well." He said vaguely, closed his eyes and fell asleep again, leaving everything to the eight-year-old Dalang.
Yuan Cixian chuckled, stretched out a finger, and rubbed it in front of his chest to encourage him: "You are full of energy at night, but like mud in the morning. Lu Zishu, you are 32 years old, and you are like an old cow in your twilight years."
He opened his eyes with a swish, and there was no sign of confusion at all. He grabbed his arrogant fingers in his palm and said, "Yuan Cixian, you can eat whatever you want, but you can't say anything you want."
She bent her knees and pushed him down, sensing his momentum, and said, "Are you alive? If you're alive, get up."
"Bang".
Lu Shiqing got up, not only that, he turned over and pressed her under him, his eyes were like knives, probably scolding her for not taking matters into her own hands.
Yuan Cixian was helpless. If she didn't provoke him, he would not wake up, right
She said: "Quick and decisive."
Every time she used an interjection like "oh" or "yo", Lu Shiqing's scalp would explode. Without saying a word, he ran straight to the mountain gate.
After the clouds cleared and the rain stopped, I tidied up and found a good time to go out of the yard. Then I heard the servant say that Lu Shuangyu and Dou Azhang had arrived.
Speaking of this couple, there is a story to tell. When the late emperor was still alive, Lu Shuangyu could not stand Dou Azhang's harassment. Whenever they met, she always looked at him with a bad face. Unexpectedly, the war broke out later, and she fled to the Uighurs with her brother, but she missed him in a foreign country. The feelings at that time were not enough to be lovesickness, but she left in a hurry and did not leave any explanation, so when she occasionally thought of him, she was a little worried, afraid that the nerd would be upset or misunderstood and fight with the emperor.
She missed him for a while, and waited until Lu Shiqing and Yuan Cixian returned to the capital to support Zheng Hong in taking the throne. The chaos in Chang'an City was settled, and then she and her mother returned to the capital under the escort of the army.
On the first day after returning home, I asked my brother and sister-in-law in a roundabout way about the situation of the Dou family.
Yuan Cixian said, do you know what a man looks like if he doesn’t take care of his hair for two months
Lu Shuangyu was stunned and asked if it was Dou Azhang.
She said yes, but she came too late to see it. After he learned that the Lu family had not rebelled and that she was safe, he had already cleaned up the stubble on his face.
Lu Shuangyu knew that Yuan Cixian had no reason to exaggerate the facts. She hesitated in the mansion for a whole day, and just when she made up her mind to go to the Dou Mansion, she heard that Dou Azhang had come. She went out to greet him and saw that his beard and hair were indeed well-groomed, but he had lost a lot of weight and looked like he had lost his shape, and he had not gained weight back yet.
She couldn't describe the feeling, if she really had to describe it, it was probably like eating a string of candied haws, cool, sour and sweet.
Dou A Zhang saw that she was struggling and thought that she was disgusted by his horrible appearance. He hurriedly said that he was not there to disturb her and would leave after making sure that she was safe.
Lu Shuangyu secretly cursed him as an idiot, stopped him, and then asked Hongju to bring out a lively old hen.
Dou A Zhang didn't see what she meant until the plump chicken was stuffed into his hands and he heard her say, "Kill it and eat it, strengthen your body, and then come and propose marriage!"
After she finished speaking, she turned around and ran away, not knowing whether out of shame or annoyance.
Dou A Zhang's heart almost stopped beating. He stood there in a daze for a long while. When he came to his senses, he was so excited that he loosened his grip, and the old hen broke free and ran around the yard.
Lu Shuangyu hid in the corner and peeked out, seeing him frantically chasing a chicken, clumsily getting covered in fur, and she laughed out loud.
In the blink of an eye, the couple had been married for about six years. Dou Azhang was promoted to the Minister of Rites, so Lu Shuangyu naturally lived with him in Chang'an.
Lu Shiqing and Yuan Cihan talked about these past events and went out to greet them. At the same time, they ordered the servants to call Yuan Zhen and Yuan Shu, who were playing outside, in to meet the guests.
The servants went to look for the brother and sister, but when they reached the side door, they only saw Yuan Shu. An eight-year-old girl was playing with a slingshot, covering her eyes with a red silk cloth, and shooting at a row of small targets in front of her.
The target fell to the ground with a thud, and several maids accompanying her clapped and cheered.
The servant was just about to step forward and tell the young lady to stop playing when he heard the sound of wheels. Then, a luxurious carriage came into view. The carriage was black in color, with dragon patterns carved on the walls. It did not look like it belonged to an ordinary family.
As soon as the car stopped, a man came out from inside by lifting the curtain. At the same time, the young lady, who was still unaware of the situation, shot a slingshot at the man, which happened to hit the pendant on his waist with a crisp ding-dong sound.
"Ouch!" The person hit by the stone didn't make a sound, but a man who looked like a eunuch got out of the car and said in a pinched voice, "Everyone, are you okay?"
The servants and maids beside them were stunned. When they realized the identity of the visitor, they knelt down in panic.
Lu Yuanshu, who was covered with red silk, pulled off the cloth and looked towards the road with a puzzled look on her face. She saw the young man with red lips and white teeth smiling gracefully. He pushed the eunuch's hand away and walked towards her, asking, "Yuanshu, don't you recognize me?"
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