Let Me Tease You

Chapter 1: Enter 1

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The flowers outside the window bloomed extremely brilliantly, as if they were venting their anger towards someone, and they burst into the brightest and most dazzling colors.

It is because it relies on a person inside, which is unsightly.

Ji Yuan held a cup of hot tea, glanced away expressionlessly, used the cup lid to pick up the floating tea leaves, and turned a blind eye to the person leaning against the flower bush, holding a flower in his mouth, looking beautiful.

Those pale, glazed eyes had neither sorrow nor joy, and the delicate face carved like ice and snow returned to its origin, so cold that it could scrape out a layer of frost.

Seeing his light eyes glanced away without stopping, the man who blinked and waved in the flowers couldn't help but sighed, walked slowly to the window, inserted the flowers into Ji Yuan's hair, and said with a smile: "The moon is so bright tonight, shall we get married?"

Ji Yuan's gaze that was wandering around, not knowing what he was looking for finally paused, and mercifully fell on the man.

There are laurel trees planted outside the window, and the thick leaves block a lot of moonlight, like a sieve, carefully cutting the moonlight into countless parts. The fine and cold moonlight is like flowing snowflakes, and it is scattered on the man in front of him bit by bit. The long black hair flutters in the wind.

Ji Yuan couldn't help but praised in his heart, but his face became even colder, he tore off the flowers in his hair and threw them aside, poking the man with a cold and mean look in which a mother-in-law chooses a son-in-law, and a mother-in-law chooses a daughter-in-law, and said coldly: "Ye Junchi, even if it's not daytime, don't dream."

Saying that, he suddenly threw the teacup in his hand and pulled down the window.

Ye Junchi was not surprised, his fingers faltered a little, and then he froze the teacup in the air. He reached out and took the teacup, slender fingers stroked the rim of the cup, and his thin lips touched the place where Ji Yuan had just drank. He chuckled lightly, drank the tea, and turned away leisurely.

The monarch who traverses the world of man and devil, makes people fearful, and is rumored to be bloody, cruel, and uncertain, has a good temper in front of the little girl who was kidnapped by him and forced to marry.

Ye Junchi was very calm and calm.

Ice beauty... It's impossible to hit hard, it will only be sunk or sink the opponent, and the result will be very unsatisfactory. It is fun to gradually warm people up and melt them.

Ji Yuan, who was squatting in the house, didn't know what the Lord Mojun, who was walking away, was thinking. He nervously rubbed his fake breasts, still feeling that he was not calm enough, and then stretched out his hand to take out the peach that was supported on his chest. After taking a few bites, he calmly opened his mouth: "System, how did I behave just now? No ooc?"

It's really exciting to run after splashing!

A cold voice sounded in his head: "No, it's a good performance, keep trying."

Ji Yuan changed to a more comfortable position and continued to eat peaches: "The task of splashing tea is done, what about the next one?"

The system was silent for a moment, and then said, "The task is being refreshed."

Ji Yuan finished eating the peach in a few bites, looked down at his half-shrinked chest, and simply took out the other one and gnawed on it.

The system's voice was indifferent: "This is Ye Junchi's territory, and someone may come in at any time. You'd better pay attention to your image, and don't be found out that you are not a cold-blooded lady, but a puppet girl."

Ji Yuan was furious when he heard the sound: "Who's picking his feet! Do you think I'm willing to pretend to be a fake mother?"

The system was silent for a moment, with a little sympathy in its tone: "Sorry."

Ji Yuan spat out the peach core, got up and picked two peaches from the fruit bowl and stuffed them into his chest. Just now, Pingchuan's chest was immediately bulged, and the curvature was quite beautiful. The only downside was that it was a little heavy. It moved back and forth between actions and was covered by clothes, which only looked choppy and had to be prevented from falling.

Ji Yuan: "..." Alas.

Things have to start three days ago.

Ji Yuan, who had been drinking for a night with his friends, woke up, only to find darkness in front of him.

There was an electric sound of "zizizi" in his ear, and the "zi" made a string tense in his brain, and it hurt badly when he pulled it lightly.

I don't know how long it took, but a clear and indifferent voice finally sounded in my head: "Welcome to experience the 'banned ooc system', the system of worker number 2333 is at your service."

Ji Yuan: "...What do you say you are?"

Indifferent voice: "2333."

Ji Yuan hadn't reacted yet, he just thought it was a dream and couldn't help but chuckle: "23333..."

The system corrected indifferently: "It's 2333."

Ji Yuan rolled his eyes, not intending to continue the conversation with this strange creature in the dream, closed his eyes and prepared to go to sleep, but 2333 did not intend to let him go: "Hello host, please accept the character setting."

So Ji Yuan immediately appeared in front of a panel of information.

Name: Ji Yuan.

Gender: Girls with big chirps.

Personality: Cold and silent, taciturn, calm and composed, not afraid of power...

The current plot: When he was forced to marry by the young son of Zhao family, one of the four major families in the monastic world, Ye Junchi passed by and kidnapped Ji Yuan and asked Ji Yuan to marry him.

The character alone made Ji Yuan dizzy, and the thing that made him most nervous was his gender: "… What? What the hell is a girl with big chirps?"

The system said calmly: "It's a pseudo-mother. It's rare and strange. For details, please refer to your life experience."

Ji Yuan rubbed his forehead with a headache. After reading the information, he immediately sneered: "Superstition, why do you die if you don't disguise yourself as a woman because of your strange fate? As the successor of socialism, can I smash this setting?"

The system said: "First, as a rich second-generation who drinks and fights all day long and is a dissolute idiot, you are considered a bourgeoisie, and the party and the people do not need you. Second, if you dare to ooc, you will be smashed by the system immediately. ."

The tone was gloomy, it didn't sound like a joke, Ji Yuan couldn't help shivering.

The system continued: "Let me explain - on September 6, 2035, you died of alcohol poisoning. Now there are two paths in front of you. First, follow the original owner's character and complete 2,330 well. Three missions, you can resurrect in the original world after the mission is completed. The second, ooc, was crushed by me."

Ji Yuan: "..." What

The amount of information is so large that I can't react for a while...

It took a long time for Ji Yuan, who was squatting in place, to realize that the system was not joking. He did kill himself. Now that he was contracted by the system, he had to listen to his words, otherwise he would be smashed like a virus.

He needs to play a very cold Big Haw.

Sister, oh no, when the original owner brother was born, his mother died of dystocia. Because of his fate, he always showed himself in the image of a girl from childhood to adulthood, and he rarely went out because he was afraid of being found out, and his father was too busy to see him all day. Shadow, so he grew up alone in a small courtyard, with a withdrawn and cold personality.

Ji Yuan was a little hard-pressed: his family was very rich, very rich, especially rich, his father was a big radish, looking for women everywhere like saving the world all day, for fear that if he didn't sow himself, mankind would perish.

Although he is the son of the eldest wife and the only heir to the inheritance on the bright side, there are two football teams and half-brothers and sisters who don't know how many reserve players are staring at him fervently, wanting to snap him to take the place.

Under too much pressure, Ji Yuan simply took the initiative to withdraw from the property competition, and became a free-spirited playboy, lavish and unrestrained, or to ooc this ice beauty in front of others... a bit difficult.

Ji Yuan asked cautiously, "Brother, what is the criterion for judging ooc?"

The system said: "It's up to me to decide."

Ji Yuan immediately wanted to bribe it, but it didn't take long for him to realize that he was now penniless, so he could only give up the idea sadly.

2,333 tasks are scary at first glance, but they are actually very simple. They are basically "go out for a walk and don't let anyone find out your gender (0/1)", "try to squat when you go to the toilet" Small solution (0/1)", "Replace peaches as fake breasts with big steamed buns (0/1)", "Pour hot tea on the devil (0/1)" and other strange and trivial daily tasks.

Ji Yuan was full of confidence, believing that he could complete 2,333 tasks and return to his wealthy home to continue the waves.

After clicking a few peaches, he regained his senses, and found that he had eaten his own breasts again. Ji Yuan felt embarrassed to pick up two peaches and stuffed them into his chest. , get dressed and lie down on the bed.

A good night's dream.

When he woke up, Ji Yuan habitually stretched out his hand and shouted, "I'm thirsty..."

Immediately a glass of water was handed to him.

Ji Yuan suddenly shuddered, woke up, and asked the system whether it was OOC just now. After getting a negative answer, he opened his eyes and saw the smiling Lord Mojun standing beside the bed. He yawned. , adjusted his state, and said coldly, "Why are you here?"

Ye Jun smiled and said: "This is my magic palace, I can be wherever I want."

Seeing him take another step closer, Ji Yuan shivered in his heart, but because of the setting of "Don't be afraid of power", he looked directly at Ye Junchi, and asked the system tremblingly, "Has the task been cleared? He is staring at me like this. , I'm so scared..."

Even though Ji Yuan was gay, the one in front of him was not his type, and when he stared straight at him, it made his back cold and felt very dangerous.

2333 quickly replied: "You have a dagger on your waist."

Ji Yuan had a bit of a headache: "Let me stab Ye Junchi? He can fly, he's so good... Although he's not my type, but he looks so good-looking, I'm a little overwhelmed..."

2333 interrupted his thoughts: "Compare to your own neck."

Ji Yuan: "... Brother, are you going to give up on me? I really still have help..."

The task suddenly appeared in front of him, and Ji Yuan glanced at it.

"When Ye Junchi approached, he took out the dagger and threatened him to leave (0/1)."

Ji Yuan breathed a sigh of relief, looked up at Ye Junchi, who was leaning down and didn't know what to do, his expression suddenly stern, and he turned his hand and pulled out the dagger, "This dagger is cut like gold."

Ye Jun smiled lately: "Oh?"

Ji Yuan slowly pressed the dagger towards himself: "Do you think this dagger can stab you to death?"

Ye Junchi thought about it seriously, and regretfully said, "No."

Ji Yuan: "But it can stab me to death."

Ye Junchi: "..."

Ji Yuan pressed the dagger to his neck, and said sharply, "Get out."

Ye Junchi narrowed his eyes dangerously.

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