Let Me Tease You

Chapter 10: Enter 10

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Seeing that Luo Xiuyi had no interest in it, and was so excited that he seemed unable to speak, Ji Yuan was silent for a while, and gestured with his eyes: Big brother, what about Gaha, let go

The system was also silent for a while: "Don't mix dialects."

Ye Junchi watched the play with his arms in his arms. After watching it for a while, he felt thirsty. He naturally stretched out his hand and took out the wild fruit from Ji Yuan's chest.

Ji Yuan: "..." Where the hell are you touching your hands

Luo Xiuyi: "..."

Luo Xiuyi was stunned for a moment, then glanced at the delicate and beautiful little beauty in front of him, then turned his head and said, "Speaking of which, I'll count the movement of the star of Hongluan for you, the star of Ji'er to appear, and the star of Hongluan to collide with each other. Could it be this? A little girl..." He looked back at Ji Yuan's expressionless face, as if he remembered something, and then at Ji Yuan's half-shrinked chest, swallowed the words abruptly, and said dryly, "... little brother. ?"

Ye Junchi's face was light: "Well."

Luo Xiuyi tutted a few times, shook his head, and sighed again, "Everyone else hits Ye Junchi with their own bad luck. This is the first time I've seen Ye Junchi have bad luck... Little brother, you are very good."

The little brother is also very unlucky, thank you.

Luo Xiuyi smiled at Shang Jiyuan's pale eyes that never seemed to have any mood swings: "It's a clear and cold person, and his appearance is not bad..."

Ye Jun finished eating a wild fruit late, and finally got a little impatient: "Stop talking nonsense, what's going on, and how to solve it."

"What's the hurry?" Luo Xiuyi looked back, Jun Lang's brows were full of teasing smiles, "Just in time for you, I just finished cooking, let's talk while eating."

When the cultivation base reaches a certain level, he will be inedible. Luo Xiuyi lives here in seclusion. He learns to add firewood to cook every day, but it is just to pass the time. The cooked food is often given to the dogs in the yard. Eat it, just throw it away.

At this moment, it was purely to tease Ye Junchi.

Ye Junchi's face was a little dark, he glanced at Ji Yuan, saw that he pursed his lips and turned his head, unconsciously reached out to cover his stomach, and then remembered that the person in front of him was delicate and weak, without fasting, and said later when he was hungry. Not allowed to be gone.

Thinking of this, his face softened, and he nodded: "Alright."

Luo Xiuyi, who was ready to fight with Ye Junchi, suddenly widened his eyes and stared at Ye Junchi in astonishment, as if the person in front of him was not Ye Junchi, but a stranger who had taken him away: "...you have a bad mind. already?"

Ye Junchi sneered.

In the end, Luo Xiuyi obediently carried the food out and put it on the stone table in the yard.

Ji Yuan was really hungry and had a stomachache, and he didn't refuse. He sat beside Ye Junchi and lowered his eyes, feeling dark in his heart. Fortunately, the system was accommodating to allow a slight ooc, otherwise according to the original owner's temperament, he would not sit down if he starved to death.

Ji Yuan thought of this, and his heart was full of love for the system: "2333."

"… what are you doing?"

"When I go back, I will definitely get you a spirit card and offer it to you."

The system was silent for a moment, and the voice was cold: "I think it is very likely that I will recite a rebirth spell for you and offer you up to commemorate the first host who died under my hands."

Ji Yuan: "...you're good or bad, I'm going to punch you in the chest with a small fist."

Satisfied with the system, Ji Yuan looked down at the food that Luo Xiuyi was cooking, and his face froze.

If you read it right, in the blue and white porcelain plate in front of you are a bunch of... eyeballs

What's that next to it? Tongue? And half-dead strange bugs? A radish that looks like a human face? Is there a live snake in the pot

He looked at the pitiful poisonous snake in the clay pot silently for a moment, his stomach rumbling, Ji Yuan's fingers trembled, and he put down the bamboo chopstick expressionlessly, feeling that he might need to be quiet.

Seeing Ji Yuan's face turning pale, Ye Junchi's mood suddenly became good, and a faint smile appeared on the corners of his lips: "A Yuan, these are rare things, and you can see them here. eat more."

Ji Yuan took out another wild fruit, calmly took a few bites, and finally opened his mouth: "My body, what's going on?"

Luo Xiu thought that the little beauty did not like seeing the food cooked by her own hands, and sighed regretfully: "Little beauty..."

But no man can bear to be called him like that, Ji Yuan endured it, and said reservedly, "Just call me Ji Yuan."

Luo Xiuyi nodded indifferently, the corners of her pink lips curved, revealing a strange smile: "Little beauty, listen to what Ye Junchi said, if I guess correctly, you should have the legendary physique... "

Hearing what happened, Ji Yuan also forgot to refute Luo Xiuyi, his eyes widened slightly, his heart beat a little faster, and in an instant he recalled all the physiques that he had read in the few novels he had read.

Luo Xiuyi said slowly: "...that notorious physique is quite easy to judge, but it hasn't appeared for nearly a thousand years, and now few people know about it."

… notorious

... Ye Junchi's reputation stinks

As if he understood Ji Yuan's eyes, Luo Xiuyi smiled and said, "Of course, compared to our Demon Lord Ye Junchi, your physique is already pure and clean."

"..." Seeing Luo Xiuyi openly speaking ill of himself, Ye Junchi just grabbed something that looked like an eyeball, threw it into his mouth, chewed it slowly, and didn't say anything.

After messing around in a mess, Luo Xiuyi also wisely stopped selling off, staring at Ji Yuan with shining eyes: "What a rare treasure—Little Beauty, have you been hindered from practicing since you were a child? When you concentrate your energy, your spiritual power will disappear into your spiritual veins?"

Ji Yuan nodded guiltily.

"Sure enough, it's the same as in the rumors." Luo Xiuyi smiled, "Little beauty, you are not a cultivator, on the contrary, you are a genius rarely seen in a thousand years. The spiritual power that disappeared when you cultivated, it was just integrated into you. It is recorded in ancient books that a person of your physique cannot condense essence in the Purple Mansion, and the gains from cultivation can only be incorporated into bone blood. The spiritual power in the human body collides."

When Ye Jun heard the words late, he couldn't help frowning.

"After drinking the blood of a person with this constitution, there are only two options. One is to ignore it and let that bit of blood play havoc in the body. After a hundred years, the blood can be refined. It's a pity that Ye Jun Chi's exercise is just restrained by your blood... The second is to accept the blood, and continue to drink it from time to time, using your body as a cauldron, after that, you must divide half of your cultivation as spiritual power, etc. When the spiritual power in the blood is completely abundant..."

Luo Xiuyi paused and said with a smile, "There are many ways to return to the original master, but you can't pay it back all at once. Well, except for intercourse, other methods are very harmful to Dinglu's body..."

Ji Yuan: "…"

Ji Yuan no longer dared to look at Ye Junchi's expression.

This kind of physique is like a parasite, parasitic in other people's bodies to steal cultivation, and finally come back and earn a lot of money, it's strange that it's not notorious...

No wonder the system refused to explain that God has a special physique.

"What do you mean, I can only treat myself as a cauldron?" Ye Junchi glanced at Ji Yuan with a half-smiling smile.

Luo Xiu nodded his head: "I told you, you should drink other people's blood if you do something wrong..."

Ye Jun pinched his forehead and interrupted him: "The interval between his bloody attacks is too short, I can't always pinch him by my side, and take a bite when the time comes - do you have a solution?"

"Yes." Luo Xiuyi's smile added a bit of cold bloodthirsty for no reason. "Drain this little beauty's blood, won't it?"

Ji Yuan was horrified, his mother was indeed a pervert, even more perverted than Ji Shan.

Ye Jun Chi Junrong smiled, his eyes were indifferent, Ji Yuan was stared at by him with a cold sweat, and when he thought that this man was going to pounce on him to dry him, his eyes turned, "I didn't joke with you, what can I do? ?"

Luo Xiuyi mumbled, "I'm not joking." After thinking for a moment, he said, "There is a way, it just has to work hard, little beauty."

Luo Xiuyi's solution was to let Ji Yuan put a few bowls of blood, and he tried to make the blood into a medicinal pill, so that Ye Junchi could carry it with him.

There was no other reliable way. Ji Yuan gritted his teeth and thought he was donating blood for free. He put a few bowls of blood on his pale face and almost fainted when Ye Junchi grabbed what looked like his tongue with chopsticks, Sai Jiyuan. In the mouth, forced him to swallow.

The taste was not as bad as I imagined, but it made me want to vomit. Ji Yuan pressed the tip of his tongue against his roof.

Ye Junchi lifted his eyelids and said indifferently, "Luo Xiuyi's dishes are all rare elixir of heaven and earth."

Ji Yuan snorted indifferently, thinking in his heart that you bourgeoisie are self-willed, and you should waste your meal like this.

The system smiled indifferently: "Haha."

It was three days after Luo Xiuyi finished refining the medicine pill and instructed Ye Junchi to use it up, and remember to pull Ji Yuan over to continue bleeding.

Before leaving, Luo Xiu said with an unclear meaning: "Ye Junchi, I heard that blood of that kind of constitution is useless to the demons."

Ye Junchi's face was rarely cold, and he left the hill without saying a word.

Witnessing Luo Xiuyi's tolerance and concern for Ye Junchi, Ji Yuan silently speculated on the relationship between the two, but before he could think of anything, Ye Junchi who was leaning behind him suddenly lowered his head and leaned closer to his neck, his voice lazy. San: "Thirteen years ago, the devil died and the devil world was in chaos. When Luo Xiuyi and I fled for our lives, we inadvertently saved his life. Although he is a bastard and weird, he is repaid with the grace of dripping water."

Ji Yuan was expressionless: "Oh."

Ye Jun rubbed his hair lately: "Don't think nonsense."

After a pause, his hand fell on Ji Yuan's face, and he asked in surprise, "Why is your face so cold?"

Ji Yuan: "…"

Ye Junchi suddenly realized: "I forgot that you don't have a cultivation base, so you can't support the enchantment and block the wind."

Ji Yuan: "...System, how do I feel he did it on purpose?"

The system said: "Congratulations."

After a long time, they crossed the boundary between the demon world and the human world. They stepped into the human world again, found a small town, went to the teahouse to hear the latest news, and when they came out, Ye Jun said lately: "It seems that the world is full of Know that I will take you to prepare for trouble in the human world."

"… "

"Those Taoist priests will only follow us as a man and a woman." Ye Junchi smiled slightly, "Let's go, you change your clothes. You've been a woman for more than ten years, don't you want to be a man again?"

When it comes to the dignity of a man, Ji Yuan coldly replied, "I have always been a man."

Ye Junchi showed a helpless and submissive smile: "Okay, you are."

Ji Yuan couldn't help grinding his teeth: "System, I really want to hit him."

The system said: "Good, baby, don't kill yourself if you don't want to listen to me reciting the mantra."