Let Me Tease You

Chapter 3: Enter 3

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Ye Junchi just came to look at Ji Yuan from time to time, but just didn't come tonight. Ji Yuan didn't know where his dagger was, and he couldn't find a suitable self-defense tool for the time being. Thinking about the guarantee of the system, with unconditional trust in the system, he walked out of the room with his bare hands.

There were not many people in the magic palace. Occasionally, he ran into the patrolling demon clan due to bad luck, and did not ask too many questions. Ji Yuan made a few words and walked safely to the back door he found a few days ago.

Looking at the dark high mountains in the distance, the miasma was really thicker at night. From the foot of the mountain to the top of the mountain, even the sky on the mountain seemed darker than other places.

Ji Yuan swallowed his saliva. Compared with Houshan, he still prefers to stay in the magic palace and sleep when he wants to eat and drink.

After repeatedly preparing himself mentally, Ji Yuan lifted his foot and walked. He deliberately walked slowly, and it took a long time for him to reach the foot of the mountain, shivering and sad in his heart: "System, I think I will be suppressed by this mountain for five hundred years. already."

The system said: "You think too much, no Tang Seng will come to save you, if you are suppressed, you will never be born again."

Ji Yuan: "...Speak well."

He shivered in place for a while, then walked slowly into the woods along a path, and walked westward as the system said.

The surroundings were dead silent, and in front of it was a dark forest. The narrow path was getting closer and closer, and the dense branches and leaves on both sides covered the sky. I don’t know if there were many ghosts and ghosts hidden, and they were heavy on people’s hearts. After entering the mountain, the miasma became much lighter. When looking up, you could occasionally see a round of cold and bright moon embedded in the deep sky, surrounded by a faint miasma, and some ghosts appeared for no reason.

Ji Yuan's scalp was numb, and tremblingly poked at the system: "2333 I'm so afraid..."

The system said: "You can still laugh, you don't seem to be afraid, come on."

Ji Yuan was furious: "Who laughed! I called your job number!"

The system was silent for a while: "Don't be afraid, I'll help you." After a pause, he said like a sutra, "Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality..."

"I thank you all!"

While chatting with the system and walking away, Ji Yuan was also slightly relieved, squeezed out the vague memory of the philosophy he had memorized back then, and discussed materialism and idealism with the system intensely, bathing in the brilliance of materialism and unable to extricate himself.

All monsters and ghosts are fake. fake!

This self-hypnotic disillusionment is reflected in a rapid reminder from the system: "Escape to the left, something is coming!"

Following the system's reminder, there was a stench of stench, and Ji Yuan hurriedly avoided, betraying his philosophical brilliance in his heart.

The system's tone was no longer as fierce as it was during the discussion: "You escape this catastrophe first, and then go to denounce it when you survive. Hide in the bushes and roll to the left."

Ji Yuan hadn't seen clearly what attacked him, so he didn't have the guts to take a look. Hearing the words, he immediately followed suit. As soon as his thin body plunged into the bushes, he disappeared. Just as he was about to execute the system's command prompt, he seemed to have stepped on it. Something soft and slippery, and then a sudden pain in the ankle.

He vaguely guessed what it was, his body stiffened, he didn't dare to pause, and only a few steps out of the bushes, his legs suddenly softened, and he fell to his knees with a thud, his whole body numb and unable to move.

The system was heartbroken: "You were bitten by a poisonous snake."

"… I know."

"Now you have to face the ending of being eaten by monsters. Don't be afraid, if you don't ooc, I won't smash your soul, you can go to reincarnation."

"...Thank you." Ji Yuan thought blankly, if bad luck could materialize, then he would have been buried alive by bad luck at this moment.

The thing chasing him slowly broke through the bushes and came. Hearing the heavy footsteps that shook the ground, Ji Yuan twitched his brows, suspecting that he might be being chased by a Tyrannosaurus rex.

The system said thoughtfully: "After all, it's going to eat your thing, it's very memorable, do you want to see what it looks like? You can't turn your head now, right? Let me describe it to you. This thing looks like The bear's body has sharp claws, but it's a crow's head. It looks funny. The eyes are scarlet and scarlet, and the beak is sharp. It's just like your dagger. I'm dying, but if the old man is more picky about his mouth, it will be difficult to handle..."

Ji Yuan was horrified at the thought of being pierced by a sharp bird's beak, and could not bear to interrupt the system: "You talk a lot! Shut up!"

The system quiets down.

The stench was getting closer and closer, Ji Yuan shook involuntarily, vaguely aware of what it was, and felt even more desperate.

The rotten smell of the corpse was also mixed with an unknown fishy smell, and I don't know how picky this guy is, and he doesn't want to eat raw or live meat.

The sound of footsteps shaking the ground was getting closer and closer, and it seemed that he didn't intend to stop. He wanted to drag the person who had stepped on the ground to death and dragged him back to the nest to enjoy it slowly. Just when Ji Yuan almost collapsed, the system suddenly said in a low voice: " coming!"

His voice just fell, and Ji Yuan suddenly felt a piercing sound coming from above his head, something sharp pierced into his body, and the sound was clear and piercing. Immediately, a heavy object was poured next to him, the smell of blood quickly filled the air, and a little warm liquid splashed on his face.

Ji Yuan didn't dare to look sideways, and tried his best to look up ahead.

People are still familiar.

It's just that the look on his face is not like that, it's terrible.

Ye Junchi, dressed in black, slowly brushed away the branches and walked over. He usually had a three-point smile on his face, and there was no tenderness in his long and affectionate peach blossom eyes, as if he had just come from the heavy snow in the middle of winter. , there was an icy and terrifying aura all over him.

Ji Yuan swallowed, feeling that he needed a small padded jacket.

The next moment, the man's deep voice sounded: "Everyone dares to touch anything that doesn't have eyes."

Ji Yuan was crying in his heart, his expression was frosty for thousands of years, and he watched Ye Junchi walk in front of him calmly. The man glanced at his embarrassed appearance and laughed, but the smile did not reach his eyes: "Tonight's hide-and-seek, did Yuan'er have a good time?"

Ji Yuan got goosebumps from being called by this nickname, and his lips twitched for a while, feeling weak: "... Devil, who allowed you to call me Yuan'er?"

Ye Junchi followed his good deeds: "Okay, A Yuan. You said that this dagger cuts iron like mud, it's true, and with a slight turn, the head of this monster was cut off, and the cut was so smooth and flat - you can see Look?"

"… To shut up!"

Ye Junchi looked at his purple lips with a funny look, knowing that he was poisoned, and then slowly swept his eyes to notice the two small holes on his bare ankles, and then even under Ji Yuan's astonished eyes, he leaned over and leaned forward. Lower body, gently lift his calf, and put his lips on it.

The soft and moist lips touched his ankles, and the touch was inexplicably very clear. Ji Yuan was so shocked that his accent changed: "System, he he he he ha ha..."

The system said, "I'll give you drugs."

"I know... but why did he do this!"

"Probably depends on how you feel about dying..."

The blackened poisonous blood was sucked out by Ye Junchi and vomited, Ji Yuan half-deadly looked at his profile, gentle and handsome, if it were an ordinary person, I would be really confused.

But Ji Yuan was not an ordinary person.

At least in the original world, before he gave up competing for the family property of the romantic father, he was still a person with a basic IQ. Every day, he faced batches of smirking half-siblings. These people clearly wanted to. Kill him, but they all smile sincerely and tenderly. After being deceived a few times to get the bloody lesson at the beginning, gradually he can keenly perceive who is smirking.

Ye Junchi smiled at him, but the smile never reached the bottom of his eyes. The bottom of his eyes was really cold and frosty, not comparable to his fake.

Ji Yuan sighed imperceptibly.

After Ye Jun had sucked the poisonous blood, he straightened up slowly and politely, took out a handkerchief and wiped the corner of his lips, his eyes suddenly frozen on Ji Yuan's chest: "A Yuan, why is your chest... getting bigger?"

Ji Yuan's brows twitched, and he slapped him without hesitation - he was cut off halfway, he gritted his teeth, as if to spray a mouthful of blood on Ye Junchi's face: "Dengtu prodigal son!"

In the human world, the three words "Ye Junchi" have two effects, one is to scare the child to cry, the other is to make the child too scared to cry. To say the third effect is quite inspirational—that is, let the monks of the right way grind their teeth and scold the "devil", then eat more food, and practice hard to kill the devil.

It can be seen that although his temper is not as terrifying as the rumors, and if he moves, it will turn the world upside down, but he is not a mud bodhisattva. Bing Meiren disobeyed him again and again, and even climbed to the back mountain in the middle of the night to seek death, Ye Junchi didn't change his face, but he was really moved.

He grinned suddenly, leaned over without saying a word and hugged Ji Yuan into his arms. The original owner was able to disguise himself as a woman so smoothly, thanks to his slender body. Ye Junchi held him in his arms, but he had no doubts. He just felt that he would feed more meat to make him fatter in the future, because his bones were too thin.

Ji Yuan was so excited by his laughter that he looked for the system bitterly: "He's haha..."

The system said: "Speak human words."

"What did I say he was doing, suddenly I got chills from laughing." Ji Yuan said sadly, suddenly remembered another thing, and asked quickly, "What about the mission?"

"Success, let's wait for the next refresh."

Ji Yuan had no choice but to stop. He was also very sleepy from the tossing in the middle of the night, but he was just nestled in the arms of someone who didn't know the bottom line, and he really didn't dare to sleep.

The back mountain was not far from the magic palace. Ye Junchi hugged Ji Yuan and rode the wind back. Before half a column of incense, he returned to the yard where Ji Yuan usually lived, and when he entered the room, he threw him on the bed. Ji Yuan was already drowsy, and he felt the warm embrace from the bed, and his upper and lower eyelids couldn't be separated.

It was summer, and Ji Yuan didn't wear much clothes. When his clothes were sprinting in the woods, they were hooked by the branches. Many places had become strips. I didn't realize that, under the faint candlelight, they were naked. Her complexion is delicate and fair, like a good piece of warm jade. It looks comfortable and doesn't feel bad to the touch. The thin and slender waist also has a vague arc under the torn robe. It is not an ordinary woman's delicate and charming, but a bit more smooth and beautiful.

As for those weirdly big boobs...

Ye Jun pondered for a while, but he still didn't reach out to touch it vulgarly, only showed a creepy smile, rubbed Ji Yuan's hair with broken leaves, and said in a gentle voice, "I don't have the patience to play with you. already."

The surreptitious system fought a cold war.