Han Zhan found various answers, such as—
[When I was fifteen, I wanted to taste the forbidden fruit, but my mother found a condom in the pencil case, and almost beat me to death. It's fine now, I don't have a girlfriend at the age of 25. But I still want to thank my mother for allowing me to leave the most precious first opportunity to the woman I really love.]
[I was a post-zero, when I was thirteen years old, I read romance novels, and wanted to fall in love with the school girl, but the love letter was published, and the school girl replied that the words were too ugly, and I never wanted to fall in love in this life.]
[When I was seventeen, I spent all my New Year's money to buy a VIP concert ticket because I was chasing stars. It was eleven o'clock after the concert ended. I came home and passed by my family's breakfast shop. I saw my parents kneading noodles in it, preparing for the steamed buns tomorrow morning. At that moment, I suddenly realized that I should grow up .]
[When I was sixteen, I thought it was cool to be a school bully. I always got into fights, and when I was called Brother Tao, I thought I was the boss. Later, I broke my leg in a fight with someone. My dad took care of me for two weeks. He was reluctant to rent a bed to sleep at night, so he put a few pieces of newspaper on the floor. Later, I stopped fighting and realized more and more that people who can only solve problems by fighting are truly incompetent.]
Han Zhan was relieved to see these people's answers.
They are all good children of the motherland.
Song Ci was carrying the sausage bought from the aunt's house next door. Seeing Han Zhan squatting under the tree in front of the chicken coop playing with his mobile phone, he walked over and asked him, "Han Zhan, what are you looking at?"
Han Zhan turned off his phone, turned his head, looked at Song Ci's fair and charming face, and asked curiously: "When you were in junior high school and high school, was there anything you wanted to do, but didn't do? "
Song Ci said, "Yes."
"Oh, what is it?"
"Cosplay."
Han Zhan was slightly stunned, "Role-playing." He knew about this thing, role-playing is a two-dimensional culture, and he had seen reports on the Internet.
He didn't expect Song Ci to like this.
"Who do you most want to play?"
Song Ciguai laughed embarrassedly, scratched the back of her head, and said, "Harlequin."
Han Zhan didn't know who the clown girl was, so he thought it was an ugly monster. He took some time to search for pictures of the clown girl. After reading it, he felt that something was wrong with him.
Han Zhan would not allow Song Ci to wear that kind of clothing that didn't completely cover the buttocks and exposed a large part of the waist. Even if you want to wear it, you can't wear it at the comic show.
If you want to play, you have to play the role of the elf queen in Lord of the Rings, beautiful, fairy and naked.
On the way home, Song Ci and Song Fei were in the same car, and Yan Jiang and Han Zhan were in the same car. On the way, Han Zhan said: "Go to my house to have a reunion dinner tonight, and stay at my house tonight."
"That's what we intended."
"Um."
At around three o'clock in the afternoon, Cecilio's family of four arrived in Wangdong City, and Cheng Yanmo drove to pick them up in person. Seeing Cheng Yanmo, Jie Jie and Su Qingjia broke free from Cecilio's arms at the same time, slipped to the ground, and ran towards Cheng Yanmo.
Su Qingjia was still so fat, she was like a small cannon. The bullet hit Cheng Yanmo's arms, causing Cheng Yanmo's legs to hurt. The program is still small, and the buttocks twisted and twisted when running, so it should be slower.
"dad!"
Cheng Yanmo was very satisfied with being hugged by two little guys with one leg each. He cast a provocative and smug look at Cecilio before picking up the two children.
Cecilio was not jealous this time, he felt sorry for Cheng Yanmo, he was able to get together with the children all year round, only during the few days of the new year.
On the way home, the two children sat in the child seat, Su Huanyan sat in the back row, and Cecilio sat in the front row with Cheng Yanmo.
Cheng Yanmo was driving the car, pretending to be polite and talking to Cecilio. "Is the injury all healed?"
Cecilio was flattered, but he didn't expect Cheng Yanmo to care about him. "It's all good."
"Aren't you busy recently? Come here to celebrate the New Year, what about your affairs?"
Cecilio said, "Orianna and Su Wen will help with it."
Cheng Yanmo thought of his younger brother who not only didn't help, but always caused troubles for him, he said sincerely, "It's nice to have a younger sister."
"That's right, a waste material bag like your brother's, I hate it even after seeing it."
"Shut up, that's my younger brother. I didn't dislike him. What right do you have to dislike him?"
"Everyone hates trash!"
The two had been peacefully together for less than three minutes before they started arguing. Su Huanyan rubbed her temples with a headache and warned them: "If you keep arguing, I will take the children to Song Ci's house for dinner tonight."
Cheng Yanmo, who wanted to celebrate the New Year with the children, quickly calmed down. Cecilio didn't want to make Su Huanyan angry, so he didn't continue to make trouble.
Cheng Yanmo first drove the car to Yulong Mountain, Cecilio and his wife sat at Han Zhan's house for a while, chatted for half an hour, and then went home.
When leaving, Arang stopped Cecilio and said, "Cecilio, come and play mahjong after dinner!"
"OK."
A Rang urged again: "Bring cash, I like cash."
Cecilio's eyes were cold, and he asked him: "Who do you think you are? A mahjong genius? All the money will get into your wallet?"
A Rang: "You'll know if you try it."
Cecilio didn't want to talk to Agen. Mental retardation would be contagious, and he couldn't be infected by Agen. As soon as Cecilio and the others left, Han Zhan told Butler Cai, "It's time for dinner."
"good."
Butler Cai asked people to close the gate of the manor, put all the dishes on the table, and after the hosts sat down, all the servants went to the small restaurant for a family reunion.
With five adults and two children, seven people could barely make up a table. During the meal, Song Ci stared at A Rang, she smiled and said, "Will we be able to gather a whole table next year?"
A Rang didn't understand Song Ci's meaning at first.
He didn't know that a Chinese table refers to eight people. Seeing that A Rang didn't understand Song Ci's meaning, Yan Jiang explained: "In China, there are usually eight people at a table, but here we only have seven people, and there is still one missing."
Blinking his eyes, Yan Jiang asked A Rang: "Are you and Miss Nan Yanyan done?"
Ah Rang touched his nose before saying, "Well, it's done."
"Yes, Arang, tell me, how did you win her?" Yan Jiang likes to hear people share these gossips.
Ah Rang felt ashamed when he remembered what happened that night, so he kept silent. Han Zhan is a good hand at betraying his younger brother. He said: "He bets on racing cars with other girls. If the other party wins, he promises to be her boyfriend. If he loses, the two of them will forget it."
Yan Jiang was taken aback, looked at A Rang, and said, "You lost in the end?"
A Rang glared at Han Zhan, but did not answer Yan Jiang's question.
"Good guy, you are impatient with your motorcycle skills, Arang, have you been interested in others for a long time, and deliberately released water?" Yan Jiang felt that it must be the case.
A Rang was like a doormat, and responded aggrievedly: "She is a professional racing driver, and I only found out after the race."
Yan Jiang laughed loudly, "You met a high-ranking contestant." Playing a pig and eating a tiger won A Rang, and that girl Nan Yanyan was also a bit interesting.
Song Ci deliberately teased A Rang, she said: "In our China, during Chinese New Year, we give lucky money to girlfriends in red envelopes."
Song Fei glanced at Song Ci, but didn't see through her tricks.
Han Zhan and Yan Jiang also turned to Song Ci's side without making a sound. Ah Rang didn't understand the Chinese New Year's customs, so he really believed Song Ci's words. A Rang asked Song Ci: "How much do you want?"
Song Ci: "Generally, the starting price is 10,000."
Ah Rang's heart hurts.
Ten thousand, he delivered food for a month part-time, and he earned less than ten thousand!
Talking about girlfriends spending so much money
Ah Rang immediately took out his mobile phone and sent a big red envelope to his sister Yan. When A Rang put down his phone, Yan Jiang asked A Rang: "How much money did you transfer her in red envelopes?"
A Rang threw a meatball into his mouth, and his cheeks bulged. He said, "10001 yuan."
The table is full of people: "."
Nan Yanyan also had a New Year's Eve at her own home.
Her mobile phone was placed on the table, and when the transfer was received, the screen of her mobile phone lit up instantly. Nan Yanyan turned on her phone and saw that she had asked her brother to transfer a sum of money to her, and wondered why this guy suddenly made money for her.
Nan Yanyan opened the transfer information, and saw that A Rang had transferred ten thousand and one yuan to herself, her expression was a little confused.
10001, isn't this also a novel way of expressing love
Nan Yanyan kicked her brother's calf, "Nan Guanguan, let me ask you, what does 10001 mean?"
Nan Guanguan was gnawing on a chicken leg. Upon hearing this, he blinked, bit the chicken leg and said, "China Telecom?"
Father Nan is a strict university professor. Hearing this, he immediately shook his head, "No, China Telecom is 10,000."
Nan Yanyan didn't dare to accept the money, but asked A Rang: [What do you want me to do with the money?]
A Rang replied to her: [New Year's money for you.]
Nan Yanyan is still very confused, so what does it mean to give a red envelope of 10,001 yuan? Nan Yanyan didn't dare to ask, but still accepted the red envelope and returned A Rang's red envelope. She transferred ten times in a row, the first nine times were all 10,000, and the last one was 9999.
99999, this is the correct posture for sending red envelopes.
Seeing Nan Yanyan holding her mobile phone with a smile on her face, her mother sensed the breath of spring, so she looked at her thoughtfully, and asked curiously, "Are you talking about a boyfriend?"
Hearing this, Nan Guanguan and Nan's father stopped their chopsticks and looked up at Nan Yanyan. "Yan'er, is it true?" Nan's father was very surprised.
Nan Guanguan asked nervously: "What kind of person is this time? Sister, don't be blind again, and find another scumbag!"
His father hurriedly kicked Nan Guanguan's foot, "If you can't speak, I will eat your chicken leg, why are there so many nonsense!"
Nan Yanyan cast a relieved smile at her father, "Dad, don't be so nervous, that matter has long passed, and I have let go."
Seeing their daughter so calm, Nan's father and Nan's mother felt relieved.
"Then what kind of person is the partner this time?" Nan's mother looked at Nan Yanyan expectantly, and she said, "Can you find a suitable day and find some time to bring him back for us to see?"
Nan Yanyan subconsciously refused, "I can't do it now, I just kidnapped him, and I'm afraid I'll scare him when I meet the parents so early."
"Ah?" Nan Guanguan looked at her sister in surprise, shocked, "The person you chased after?"
"Um."
Hearing this, the three members of the family showed incredible expressions.
Nan's mother is very clear about her daughter's character. She is not the kind of frivolous girl who will just go straight to anyone who doesn't like her. The one who can make Nan Yanyan go all out to abduct him must be a boy who is outstanding in some way.
Mother Nan asked, "Can you tell us what kind of boy he is?"
A Rang's figure appeared in Nan Yanyan's mind.
While thinking, she said: "He looks very good-looking. I have never seen anyone prettier than him. His eyes are like sapphires, and he looks very charming when he smiles. He also has two A dimple, very cute."
Nan's father and Nan Guanguan immediately complained: "It's good-looking, but it can't be eaten."
Nan's mother slapped the back of her husband's hand, and she said, "But he looks good enough to eat."
Nan's father touched his cheek immediately, and suddenly realized: "No wonder you grew fatter and fatter after you married into my Nan's family. It turned out that I was so handsome and gave you a big appetite."
Nan's mother rolled her eyes, "Show face."
Both Nan Yanyan and Nan Guanguan laughed until their shoulders shook.
"Be serious!" Nan's mother glared at her husband, and Nan's father became serious. Nan's father asked Nan Yanyan again, "Aside from being handsome, are there other advantages?"
"Yes! He is very hardworking. He works at the Zeus International Headquarters and is a leader. He also delivers food part-time after work. He can make money. He is also very caring. His dream is to save enough money and build An orphanage, fathering all orphans!"
When Nan Yanyan talked about A Rang's dream, she was very proud.
Nan's father himself is also a charitable person. His salary is not very high, but he sponsored two poor middle school students to study. Now the two children have achieved good results, and they will visit him every year and holiday.
Hearing what Nan Yanyan said, Nan's father was also satisfied with the boyfriend his daughter talked about this time. "Talk about it. When the time is almost up, bring it back and have a look."
When Nan's mother heard that A Rang was an employee of Zeus International, she immediately put her heart in her stomach. She said: "I heard from some sisters that the employees of Zeus International are the most popular in the blind date market now. I heard that their company has very strict requirements on employees. Don't have bad views, and those who have mistresses are criminals." Don’t, don’t have no morals.”
"Yanyan is a leader, so he must be a good boy."
After Nan Guanguan heard what his mother said, he also had a good impression of his sister's Protestant boyfriend. "When will you show me? I'm not your parent. I'll take a look at my future brother-in-law. Is it okay?"
Nan Yanyan blinked and said, "Then let me ask."
Nan Guanguan suddenly laughed.
After dinner, Nan Yanyan called A Rang.
In Yulongshan Manor, Arang was giving out red envelopes to Miaomiao and Junjun. He was very stingy and only gave each little guy ninety-nine. Song Ci opened the red envelope, and when she saw the 99 yuan red envelope, she was immediately furious.
"Are you just searching like this?"
A Rang stuck out his tongue at Song Ci, "I can't help it, I want to save money to open an orphanage."
Han Zhan quickly pulled Song Ci away, "Come on, Ci Bao, come over and see if the mahjong table is broken." Get Song Ci and A Rang to fight.
Han Miao and Han Jun were holding the red envelope given by A Rang. They looked at the red envelope and felt that something was wrong. Han Jun took out a red hundred-yuan bill from the red envelope given by her aunt Song Fei.
Han Jun held up the banknote and said to A Rang, "Uncle, I want this color."
Han Miao also nodded and said loudly, "Uncle, I want the red one!"
Arang: "."
Yan Jiang saw A Rang's deflated expression, and was successfully amused. He ran on A Rang: "Uncle, just give them a red one."
A Rang scratched the noses of Han Jun and Han Miao, and taught them: "It's wrong for you to do this. You are young, you can't be greedy for money, just like your mother."
Han Jun doesn't care so much, anyway, he wants the red one. "Red, red!"
Han Miao followed suit: "Red!"
A Rang: "Okay, I'm afraid of you." He stood up, reached behind his trousers, and took off the small purse.
Song Fei and Song Ci are not here at the moment, only Yan Jiang is there. Yan Jiang was dumbfounded when he saw Ah Rang's coquettish operation. "I said brother, why are you so cautious?"
A Rang: "If the money doesn't stick to my body, I can't sleep." He doesn't know why he loves money so much, he even suspects that he has a mental illness.
A Rang opened his wallet and gave Miaomiao and Junjun a red banknote respectively. After getting the red grandpa Mao they wanted, Han Miao and Han Jun laughed happily.
Han Miao said to Han Jun, "Play mahjong."
Han Jun: "Play mahjong!"
The two little guys found their toy mahjong tiles and started playing mahjong.
Han Miao dropped a six and said, "One tube"
Han Jun threw out a mahjong piece and shouted: "Yaoji!" Yan Jiang saw that it was 20,000 yuan.
Han Miao played mahjong, "30,000!"
Han Jun: "Your Majesty!"
Yan Jiang squatted aside to take pictures of them. Seeing this, he quickly reminded Han Jun: "There is no king in Mahjong."
Han Jun stared at Yan Jiang and his mobile phone, probably curious about what Yan Jiang was taking pictures of, so he got up, ran to Yan Jiang quickly, and asked in a childish voice while running: "Brother Jiang~ you are here, are you here?" what to shoot?"
The two little guys have been receiving language training, so their vocabulary is larger than that of children of the same age. They can already express clearly in short five-character sentences.
They didn't like to call Yan Jiang uncle, they all called Brother Jiang. And Yan Jiang was also happy to be called brother by them.
Yan Jiang was lying on the carpet, holding up his mobile phone to take pictures of two cuties. He said, "I'm taking pictures of little beauties!" The two little guys climbed directly onto Yan Jiang's belly, and Yan Jiang couldn't take any more videos. He turned off the video and sat up.
After typing a simple and rude code on the child's face in the video, Yan Jiang posted the video on Weibo, which was regarded as a New Year's gift for fans.
Yan Jiang V: [Playing mahjong should start from a young age.]
Fans watching on Weibo saw the video posted by Yan Jiang, and they were all spoiled by these two little guys.
Fan number one: [Brother Jiang is posting about his niece again.]
Fan No. 2: [Boss Han's daughters are so cute!]
Fan No. 3: [Are you teaming up to steal a baby tonight?]
Yan Jiang called Arang to come over and read the comments, "Look, a lot of people are clamoring to form a team to steal the baby."
Ah Rang ran over to read those comments, he sneered and said, "Impossible, you can't steal the baby."
A Rang pointed his finger in the air, and he said: "We have infrared detectors on top of our heads. Once someone invades illegally, they can be detected by infrared rays immediately. At that time, the gunmen on shift will shoot the baby thief into a big sieve!"
Yan Jiang was taken aback when he heard that, "It's like a science fiction movie."
"The future is science fiction."
Just as he was talking, Ah Rang's cell phone rang. Seeing that it was Sister Yan who called, Ah Rang got up holding the phone, "I'm going to answer the call." He slipped outside with the phone, by the pool, answering the phone while walking.
"Sister Yan." Ah Rang is used to calling Nanyan Yanjie, because they need to be more familiar with them in the game.
Nan Yanyan asked him: "Did you read the New Year's red envelope I gave you?"
Ah Rang hasn't looked at the red envelope yet, "I'll take a look."
He opened WeChat and saw that Nan Yanyan had forwarded ten red envelopes to himself more than ten minutes ago. He clicked on the first one, and was a little surprised when he saw that the amount was 10,000.
"How much did you transfer to me?" Ah Rang didn't dare to click on the second one.
Nan Yanyan: "99999."
A Rang was taken aback, "So much? Just give me 99."
Nan Yanyan laughed, "Take it all, and treat it as my contribution to your dream."
Ah Rang subconsciously asked, "What do you mean?"
"Don't you want to open an orphanage? From now on, I will forward red envelopes to you every year during the holidays. You save the money and use it to open an orphanage in the future. As for me, I want to be the guardian of all orphans." Mother."
Suddenly, a wave of heat flowed through Ah Rang's heart. He said hoarsely: "You are not afraid, you gave me the money, but you broke up with me in the end?"
Nan Yanyan smiled indifferently, "Brother Rang, Sister Yan has a lot of money." As the most sought after female e-sports player, Nan Yanyan saved all of her endorsement fee, signing fee and salary, which is not a small fortune number.
Nan Yanyan was happy to spend money on handsome guys.
(end of this chapter)