"Liar! Big liar!"
An angry yell was heard, followed by the sound of feet stepping on the bluestone ground and escaping.
Zhang Xuan stretched out his hands helplessly: "I am really not a liar, I am a teacher of the college... I just want you to be my student! And even if you say I am a liar, why do you need to add the word 'big'? It makes me It’s like a heinous crime…”
After muttering, Zhang Xuan rubbed his brows as he remembered what the director of political education had said: "This is the seventeenth time! If I can't recruit even one student today, I can pack up and go home tomorrow!"
Zhang Xuan was not from this world, but an administrator of an ordinary university library on Earth. He only remembered the raging fire, and then... nothing more, and he woke up in this world again.
It’s almost as described in the book, martial arts is respected and strength is king!
I thought I could travel through time to be a good-for-nothing, have my engagement broken off, and then come back with a slap in the face and sing loudly all the way... It seems I overthought it, but when I got here, I realized that it was not a student, but... a teacher!
The most miserable teacher in the entire college!
Other people's classes were overcrowded, too crowded to sit down, but there was no one in his class. He finally managed to get a few of them in, but in the end they all yelled "liar" several times, turned around and ran away!
The reason is that the guy who was possessed by his soul is not only the weakest among the teachers, but also has extremely poor eyesight and can't see anything. The key... he taught him wrong, and he went crazy in one case!
This is just like dying in a hospital. His reputation is greatly damaged and he is scorned by others. Even the new students stay away from him, for fear of falling into his hands and being taught half-death!
There are no students, and it has been criticized. In last year's teacher evaluation, the entire college ranked last, and even received the only zero score in history.
Depressed, he drank to drown his sorrows, but finally died as he wished, and took the opportunity to time travel by himself.
At the beginning of the new semester, the college issued an ultimatum. If he could not enroll another student in his class this year, he would be directly fired from the teaching qualification!
Seventeen new students passed by his classroom today. As a result, when they heard his name, they all ran away without exception, like a little girl running as fast as she could after encountering a monster.
"It seems we have to find a way to fool one!"
I was thinking about how to open my mouth to attract someone, when I saw a girl with a cute face peeking out from the door.
"Excuse me, is this Teacher Lu Xun's class?"
The voice is sweet and cute, and the appearance is delicate and pleasant.
Teacher Lu Xun is the star teacher of the college. Every time his class is full, countless people come here.
"It's her!" Zhang Xuan's eyes lit up when he saw someone throwing themselves into a trap.
Recalling all the pretentious tricks he had seen in his previous life, he sat quietly in his seat and assumed the posture of a worldly master: "Do you want to worship him as your teacher?"
The girl nodded like a sparrow, her dark eyes full of admiration: "I heard that Mr. Lu Xun is the most powerful teacher in Hongtian College. All of his students are extraordinary and everyone is proud to join his class. !”
"Rumors may not be true. A teacher is like a shoe, it depends on whether it fits or not! No matter how good his teachings are, if they are inconsistent with your cultivation theory, not only will he not make progress, but he will even retreat if he fails! The teacher is not famous, so he will argue with you If they are compatible, they can also make rapid progress and their cultivation level will increase greatly!"
"That's right... I also heard my brother say something similar!" The girl was stunned for a moment, her beautiful eyes a little confused: "But, I don't know what kind of class I am suitable for!"
Seeing her take the bait, Zhang Xuan's eyes lit up and he hesitated for a moment. Marx, Enkos and other sages came to mind one after another, pretending to be embarrassed: "Meeting is fate, so be it, I am also a teacher in this college, I can do it for free Let me help you find out your foundation, talent, and temperament, and recommend a suitable teacher for you!"
"Excuse me, sir!" Unexpectedly, the teacher she met casually was so generous. The girl nodded excitedly.
"You show me your cultivation first!"
Zhang Xuan's eyes were half-open and half-closed, as if he didn't care.
"yes!"
Hoo ho ho ho!
In a moment, the fist wind roared in the room, and qi energy rushed around the girl's body like a dragon. Her whole aura was condensed but not scattered, and her power was not obvious, which meant that she had an excellent foundation.
"Okay, I can see that you practice hard and hard, have a solid foundation, and have excellent talents. You are a rare genius!" After finishing a set of punches, Zhang Xuan nodded with satisfaction.
He learned this from the fortune tellers on Earth. His words are all elixir and have a wide range. People cannot hear mistakes, but secretly say they are accurate.
"Especially the strength in your legs is like a coiled dragon. Every move is like a torrential river, endless. If you practice hard in the future, you will definitely have a bright future..."
"Teacher, I have been injured on my leg. The doctor said that it is basically equivalent to being disabled..." The girl interrupted his rambling, with some doubts in her eyes.
"Injured..." Zhang Xuan's old face turned red, but he was thick-skinned and others couldn't tell. He continued to talk nonsense: "Don't you think I didn't see it? I knew it when you used your power just now! Why? That's because... you can't stand without breaking! Although your legs were injured, you unexpectedly got an opportunity that no one else expected. If you take advantage of it in the future, your leg skills will definitely become the strongest combat power! It will be beyond the reach of others!"
It's all deception anyway. If you can talk nonsense, just talk nonsense. You should first deceive a disciple.
"Opportunity? Teacher, what kind of opportunity is it?" The girl's eyes lit up.
After she injured her leg, she always felt inferior to others and suffered from low self-esteem. She never thought that it might be a blessing in disguise.
"This opportunity can make you soar into the sky and become the number one among the freshmen. After all, your talent is very good and you are a peerless genius that will never be seen before. But..." Zhang Xuan spoke repeatedly, barely able to come up with a single word. This is the "Tathagata Divine Palm".
When she heard that she could become the number one freshman and praised her as a genius, the girl couldn't help but show passion on her face and asked quickly: "But, what?"
"But..." Zhang Xuan sighed, as if his talent was about to be buried: "There are not many teachers in the entire academy who can see this kind of opportunity! Including me, there are only three, and the other two, and three It stopped accepting students years ago, so... I can't help you..."
"Don't accept students?" The girl originally had high hopes, but after hearing this, her eyes dimmed slightly, and then she suddenly thought about something and jumped up: "They don't accept students, then teacher... do you accept them?"
"Of course I will accept it, but as you can see, I don't care about fame and fortune, and I don't have that much time!" Zhang Xuan showed a look of embarrassment on his face: "It is not a high-quality jade, but it is destined for me, so I will not agree easily... "
Plop!
Before she finished speaking, the girl fell to the ground and said, "I know that your husband is noble, so please accept me as your disciple! I will definitely practice hard and not lose the teacher's face!"
Zhang Xuan was ecstatic in his heart, but still had a look of embarrassment on his face: "You and I are indeed destined, but... you can see it, I like peace and quiet... "
"The student promises not to disturb the teacher unless absolutely necessary!" Seeing his reluctance, the girl nodded quickly with a sincere look on her face.
"I don't have many students, so my resources may not be as good as other teachers, and I will also be criticized..." Zhang Xuan continued.
"I see... I heard that refining resources is very important..." The girl hesitated.
The resources teachers receive from the academy are linked to many conditions such as the grades and number of students they teach. If the resources are insufficient, it will be difficult to progress in cultivation.
"Ahem, I said this deliberately to test you. Since you are firm in your heart and sincerely accept me as your teacher, I will reluctantly accept you!" Seeing her hesitation, Zhang Xuan immediately interrupted and said quickly: "Identity Verify it!”
"This... so fast?"
Unexpectedly, the teacher's face changed as quickly as flipping through a book. The girl was slightly stunned. She took the token representing her identity handed over by Zhang Xuan. She was considering whether to verify it when she saw Teacher Zhang, who had been extremely calm before, and had already pulled her over. With his palm, he took out a sharp knife and lightly scratched it, and a drop of blood fell on the jade plaque.
Buzz!
The light flickered.
"ah… "
The girl is in a daze.
Didn’t the teacher just say that he should think about it and be indifferent to fame and fortune? Why are you moving so fast, and... the knife is ready
"From now on, you are my student!" Zhang Xuan breathed a sigh of relief and returned to his masterlike appearance: "What's your name?"
"Teacher, my name is Wang Ying!"
Knowing that it couldn't be changed, the girl said no more and nodded with a cute look on her face.
"Well, take your ID card, go get your bedding, books, and find your own place to live! Class will begin tomorrow, just come here and find me!"
Zhang Xuan waved his hand.
"Yes!" Wang Ying nodded, turned and left.
"Phew! Successfully fooled the previous one!"
Seeing that she became his student, Zhang Xuan breathed a sigh of relief and smiled slightly.
It’s really not easy. If I hadn’t seen a lot of pretentious techniques on the Internet, I’m afraid it would be really difficult to succeed today.
With a student, he can avoid the bad luck of being expelled. When Zhang Xuan relaxed, he suddenly felt that his whole body was much smoother in an instant, and the obsession with his predecessor that was hovering in his mind slowly disappeared. .
"Don't worry, since I traveled through time and became you, I will live a good life for you!"
The previous Zhang Xuan died because he could not recruit students, and he was unwilling to accept it. Now that there are students, the last persistence has disappeared without a trace. Until this moment, Zhang Xuan has completely mastered this body.
Boom!
Having completely taken control of his body, Zhang Xuan was just thinking about fooling a few more students when he felt a shock in his mind, and Huang Zhongda Lu's voice sounded loudly.
"Heaven and earth are unkind and treat all things as stupid dogs..."
"The sun and the moon are waxing and waning, and the heaven and the earth are lacking..."
Boom!
The various mysterious languages shocked him a little, and then a huge palace appeared in his mind, with five big characters shining brightly on it.
Library of Heavenly Way!
Pushing the door open and walking in, there are countless bookshelves lined with books of all kinds, and there is no end in sight.
"Is this a big gift package from time travellers? A library? Damn it, I was a librarian in my previous life. I won't be in this world, so it will still be the same!"
Other people's gift packages were either grandpa's or the system's, all kinds of awesome goodies, but he was a library. Zhang Xuan felt his eyes go dark and almost fainted.
library? Dry bird? In future fights, if others throw swords, I will throw books
"What kind of books are they?"
Feeling helpless, Zhang Xuan stretched out his hand to grab the books on the bookshelf, wanting to see what the purpose of this library was, but when he grabbed it, he realized that his palm passed directly through the bookshelf, and he grabbed nothing.
"Are you kidding me? I'm given a library, but I can't get any books. I can't read them. What on earth are you doing?"
Zhang Xuan's face was speechless, he wanted to cry but had no tears.