For a moment, Shen Du wondered if Ye Nanqi had been eaten by Huang Pizi, and lying on the bed was a weasel hiding a knife in his smile.
Ye Nanqi's face was calm and composed, but his heart was actually a little empty.
After all, Shen Du's expression looked... as if he would come over and beat him to death with a club at any time and throw him out.
The atmosphere was awkward and silent.
Ye Nanqi thought about the TV drama to be supplemented in the afternoon, and tried to move himself closer to the direction of "The Domineering CEO's Little Wife".
There must be a little charm in the simplicity, and a little purity in the charm...
Ye Daxing thought deeply, and felt that his acting skills in this area were very insufficient, and it was worth reflecting on.
Shen Du looked at him strangely for a while, then suddenly took a long leg, walked over in three or two steps, and sat on the bed.
Ye Nanqi took a lot of effort to control his body, jumped up in no time, blinked at Shendu, and smiled innocently.
Isn't Shen Du bothering him, then he can lean towards him and annoy him to death! Disgusting him!
He was thinking secretly, his eyes darkened, and suddenly he was kissed on the forehead.
Ye Nanqi stared at Shen Du dumbfounded, and the latter responded unhurriedly: "Well, baby, I've been waiting for a long time."
Ye Nanqi: "..."
Shen Du stood up, loosened the tie with one hand, with a meaningful smile on the corner of his lips, "Wait, baby, I'll take a shower first."
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Why do people hurt each other
Ye Nanqi thought of his purpose, paused for a while, and smiled even more virtuously: "It's been a hard day, let me wash it for you. I learned a little massage in response to the needs of the role."
Shen Du didn't expect that Ye Nanqi would accept the move without flinching. After thinking about it, he took his hand affectionately and kissed the back of his hand. His long eyelashes drooped and his eyes were like a deep pool. There was actually something that could be called "gentle" emotion in his eyes.
"Hey, take a good rest, my husband doesn't want you to be tired."
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It's too much.
Ye Nanqi was willing to bow down.
He shrank his legs and sat cross-legged on Shen Du's bed, shaking his goosebumps, and said: "It's a pity that Mr. Shen doesn't go to act. Custodian can bring back a bunch of little gold medalists for our country."
Shen Du looked at him condescendingly, folded his hands and did not speak. Ye Nanqi deliberately wanted to be disgusting, but the bathrobe was tightly wrapped around his neck, and the room was well-heated, making it too hot for Shen Du to look at.
He stretched out his hand and pressed Ye Nanqi's head: "Stop being a monster."
After speaking, I went to take a shower.
Unexpectedly, after returning from the shower, Ye Nanqi still hadn't left, lying on his bed, smiling and saying: "My husband, the bed has been warmed up."
Shen Du: "..."
Are you done yet
The two looked at each other, both smiled hypocritically, and lay down on the bed heavily, thinking about how to deal with Ye Nanqi.
Ye Nanqi said "warm the bed", but in fact he was hanging by the bed, afraid of being next to Shen Du, chanting the mantra of pure heart in his heart, closing his eyes, and couldn't fall asleep at all.
Normally, Ye Nanqi wouldn't torment himself like this, but he doesn't have many announcements now, and the movie didn't start until after the new year, so he doesn't need to fly around for the time being, these few days are very free, and he doesn't need to get up early in the morning .
Lying stiffly for a long time, his side suddenly moved. Just as Ye Nanqi was about to turn around to see what Shen Du was going to do, a hand was wrapped around his waist.
He turned his back to Shen Du and was held in his arms.
The deep voice rang in the ears, the voice was deliberately lowered, and the magnetic sexiness made people's legs weak: "Why are you so far away from me?"
Feeling that the body of the person in his arms was as stiff as a piece of wood, he laughed harshly. Not long after, he suddenly found Ye Nanqi muttering something, and after listening to it for a while, he asked strangely, "What are you reading?"
"If there is more than one phase, there will be no surprises. No ignorance, no anger, no desires, no pursuits. No abandonment, no abandonment, no action, no self."
"..." Shen Du asked humbly, "Do you believe in a cult?"
Ye Nanqi opened his eyes, smiled and said, "This is the mantra of purifying the heart."
"What are you reading this for?"
Ye Nanqi looked hopeless, and said: "It's nothing. Husband, you can't sleep either, let's watch the legal column together."
Shen Du raised his eyebrows suspiciously.
Ye Nanqi turned around and said in a serious tone, "Suppress my urge to break the law."
Shen Du warned: "Marital rape is also rape."
"... Fuck you, uncle."
Ye Nanqi couldn't bear it anymore, pushed away Shen Du's hand, and went back to the room.
Shen Du clapped his hands, feeling that Ye Nanqi's fighting power was not as strong as he had imagined, so he turned off the small light by the bed, closed his eyes and fell asleep in peace.
As a result, within a few days, another month of dark and windy night, Ye Nanqi came over with his computer in his arms.
Shen Du watched him climb onto the bed speechlessly, moved back, folded his hands and said, "Ye Nanqi, I really want to knock open your head to see if it's a walnut or a brain."
Ye Nanqi didn't care about his ridicule, turned on the computer, and opened the movie he had been looking for all day.
As soon as the eerie bgm sounded, Shen Du, who was thinking about how to kick Ye Nanqi out, shuddered and stood up abruptly, with a cloudy expression on his face: "What are you doing?"
Ye Nanqi stepped aside, the sudden grimace and the sad female ghost's laughter in full-screen mode had an excellent effect, and Shen Du's face turned blue. He wanted to turn off Ye Nanqi's computer, but his hands and feet felt cold. Don't dare to rely on it at all.
Ye Nanqi quietly watched his reaction, feeling very satisfied.
In the past few days, under the slogan of wanting to get to know each other better, he went to Shen's mother to spy on information, and unexpectedly learned that Shen Du was actually afraid of these gods and ghosts.
The goal was achieved, Ye Nanqi turned off the computer, and got out of bed as if nothing had happened. When he walked to the door, he turned around and smiled maliciously: "As the saying goes, don't do anything wrong, and don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door. What is Mr. Shen afraid of?"
Shen Duqing said with a straight face: "Afraid? Afraid of what? Who is afraid?"
Ye Nanqi thought for a moment, nodded and said, "Yes, yes, you are not afraid of anything. I'm going back, Mr. Shen can pay attention, this room is full of people accompanying you."
Back in the room, Ye Nanqi took out his phone with a smile and sent a Moments.
[The great materialist Marx once said that only fools believe in ghosts.]
After a few minutes, someone commented.
Wen Chen: [Having harmed Lu Xun, come to harm Marx again?]
Jiang Yuanyu: [Max: I don't, don't talk nonsense.]
Assistant A: [Believe it or not, brother Ye, be careful under the bed~]
Ye Nanqi is not afraid of ghosts, if Ye Mei is a ghost, he has dreamed of her almost every night for so many years. He replied to the comment with a smile. He was in a great mood and lay down on the bed humming a little tune.
When he was drowsy, Ye Nanqi suddenly heard the sound of light footsteps, opened his eyes alertly, and found someone standing beside the bed.
His hairs were about to stand on end, his first instinct was a thief, and then he saw the other party lift the quilt and sneak in without saying a word.
Ye Nanqi was silent, and said, "Afraid? Afraid of what? Who is afraid?"
Shen Du said: "Shut up."
Ye Nanqi couldn't help laughing out loud: "Baby Shen, how old are you? Still afraid of ghosts?"
Shen Du rubbed his forehead, and said viciously: "Shut up. Let's talk about raping you."
Ye Nanqi said: "Rape within marriage is also rape."
Shen Du: "..."
Well, I returned it verbatim.
Although it feels awkward, Shen Du really doesn't want to sleep alone tonight. As soon as he closed his eyes, the blue and white grimace appeared in front of his eyes. What Ye Nanqi said before he left was even more powerful medicine. When he got out of bed, he felt that a cold hand would reach out from under the bed and grab his ankle. , and there is a kid outside the window watching all this.
It feels terrible.
Sensing Shen Du's body trembling slightly, Ye Nanqi was slightly surprised.
Really that scared
He blinked and stroked Shen Du's head like a puppy: "It's all fake, don't think about it."
Shen Du closed his eyes without making a sound, but quietly leaned against Ye Nanqi.
Ye Nanqi thought it was really funny, Shen Du usually looked fearless, who knew he would be afraid of these mysterious things. He casually said a few words of comfort, the drowsiness came back, and he fell asleep without knowing it.
Waking up the next day, Ye Nanqi opened his eyes and found something was wrong.
He and Shen Du hugged each other in an extremely intimate posture, you against me, and I against you.
A little bit of memory that was not a good night came to his mind, he lifted his foot suddenly and kicked Shen Du out of the bed.
There was a loud "dong", Shen Du gasped, sat on the ground and woke up for a while, got up, narrowed his eyes and said: "Ye Nanqi, have you been busy recently?"
Ye Nanqi said calmly: "You need to practice your courage."
Shen Du stared at him for a while, then turned and went downstairs without saying a word.
When Ye Nanqi washed and went downstairs slowly, Shen Du was already making breakfast in the kitchen.
Shen Du is not a very good person, but he is very good at cooking and has great patience. He insists on cooking porridge every morning, adding large and small dishes of side dishes, which nourishes the stomach and eyes. Will add his share to do it together.
I am ashamed to say that Ye Nanqi, who grew up in a poor family, is really not good at cooking. So far, he can only cook two dishes, fried rice with eggs and scrambled eggs with rice.
Ye Nanqi felt a little guilty, wondering if he had his share of breakfast today.
After waiting for a long time, he waited for a pot of fish porridge.
Ye Nanqi: "..."
Shen Du served the porridge leisurely without even looking at Ye Nanqi. Ye Nanqi touched the tip of his nose, opened the refrigerator, and only found two pitiful tomatoes.
Ye Nanqi sighed, wondering how to eat tomatoes.
Shen Du saw him dangling in front of the refrigerator, and said, "Don't look, there is nothing."
Ye Nanqi fumbled to close the refrigerator, took out a bottle of milk, and prepared to pad his stomach. Seeing that he was going to drink it even if he was not ready to heat it up, Shen Du couldn't bear it anymore and said: "There is still vegetable porridge in the pot in the kitchen, go and serve it yourself."
After finishing speaking, without waiting for Ye Nanqi's reaction, he wiped the corners of his lips and left.