"Those who don't know are fools! I'm not as big as a little fool. There are only a few topics between men. Do you expect me to know nothing?"
Chi Enen looked at the big-assed person on the phone, with three black lines drawn across his forehead, speechless, "...is this what your school talks about?"
"Everyone always goes to WC, and of course they will compare when they go there." He said it calmly and slowly, as if he was comparing his grades, his family background, and his good looks. In fact, he was talking about someone else’s penis being bigger!
Chi Enen's outlook was shattered. She thought the aristocratic school was different from the ordinary high school they attended before, but it turned out that the man had the same virtue no matter where he went. They both like to fight in the corridors, sneak attacks on each other, and compare themselves to each other.
Chi Enen didn't know how to continue this topic with him. He held it in for a long time before he finally said, "Baby, what's the matter? It's OK to fall in love early, but forget about early pregnancy. Don't cheat Xiaoruo. If I knew, I would definitely do it." Break your legs!"
"Are you telling me not to sleep with slugs?"
"Pfft, cough cough cough..." Chi Enen coughed violently again. He was so choked by saliva that he could only take a breath by beating his chest!
Chi Jingchen glanced at her drooling look and said coolly, "Don't worry, I'm not interested in a woman who looks like a washboard. She will have to grow at least ten more years! If she grows crookedly in ten years, I can get another one!”
another
Isn’t this how girls are raised
Her baby also likes to play wife-raising games? This is too...
Probably because her reaction was too obvious, the beautiful young man at the other end of the video continued, "If it looks crooked, it needs to be replaced. Otherwise, I have to be responsible for the crooked melons and cracked dates? I don't want it. It will lower the genes of our family!" "
"..." Having a genius son in the family has its advantages and disadvantages. If the genius son is like his father, it is easier to say that he is special in some aspects than others. It is really difficult to educate someone like Chi Baobao who is smart and shady and has had many ideas since childhood and knows more than anyone else.
How to teach this? Once you preach, as soon as you open your mouth, he will be able to finish all the rest, and even finish all the things you are embarrassed to say.
Chi Enen struggled for a while, but decided to tell him clearly, "I think Xiaoruo is quite cute. She has been very cute since she was a child, and she has a good personality. You'd better cherish a girl like this. Today, you tell me Just say it, don't let Xiao Ruo hear it. Otherwise, even if you are joking, Xiao Ruo will be sad if she hears it. If you don't like her, you won't admit to your father that she is your daughter. Friends.
Darling, arrogance is tsundere, just like what mommy told you before, you still have to be careful and don’t imitate your dad. Otherwise, it is easy to hurt the heart of the girl who likes you. Once a girl's heart is broken, it will be difficult for you to restore it. Don't always bully others like you did in kindergarten. If Xiaoruo falls in love with another boy, you will become a bachelor. "
"impossible!"
"That's hard to say."
Chi Baobao looked away and frowned, as if a big stone suddenly weighed on his heart, with an irritated look on his face.
Chi Enen stopped clicking and quickly changed the subject to talk to him about something else. By the way, he asked him about his situation at school.
On the other side, W Country Ferry Terminal is not so calm...
(End of chapter)