"Lin Dake is really hurting me. I was secretly watching "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" during class. I couldn't help but laugh. Unfortunately, the teacher found out. I guess the head teacher will come to me for tea and chat later╥﹏ ╥”
All the readers have arrogant and dogey faces. Anyway, it’s all your fault, Lin Han. If you love you, you will hurt you. It’s all your fault that your writing is so beautiful that every one of these readers is addicted to it, which is why so many troubles are caused. The joke comes.
"I don't care, I don't care. It's so embarrassing that you only serialized so many words in a month. Hurry up and write at home. This style is very good!"
"You guys are going too far. I have been waiting for almost three days and I still haven't bought the magazine. When will it be available? I don't want to buy the electronic version, but I can't wait now, ah ah."
After being discovered by the teacher, the best way is not to explain. An Yongyi's heart was frightened, and he quickly hid the magazine, lowered his eyebrows and nodded, pretending to listen carefully, and quickly wrote notes next to the text with his right hand.
"Daxue Ginseng. I used to sit in the front two rows and actively interact with the teacher, acting like a fake academic master. Today I sat in the middle seat just to read "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" quietly. My gay friends and others were shocked. Σ(°△°
"Teacher Lin, please compensate me for mental damages. I read novels in advanced algebra class, but I was called on to answer questions. I didn't even know the questions and could only say that I couldn't do them. It's so embarrassing!"
"You reminded me a little late, and I almost choked when I drank water!"
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"Teacher Lin, I really want to read books, but I can't buy magazines. I can't buy them. I can't buy them!"
"You are all so pitiful. Our class teacher is great. He is also a fan of Lin University. He told us about "The Three-Body Problem" before, and we talked about it for a long time in class. This time he brought three such magazines. Let us read it in our spare time, saying it is a way to relieve stress. Many high school seniors who don’t usually read science fiction novels are laughing and laughing. Thank you, Teacher Lin, for bringing us happiness during the busiest time of our senior year!"
"Hahahahahaha, originally I was scolded by my boss today, and I felt very depressed. But after reading this post, my mood suddenly improved. I have to save it so that I can have fun when I have nothing to do."
"I thought I was the only one in this situation. When I took the subway in the morning, I was holding a magazine and laughing nervously. As a result, everyone around me moved away from me, and no one even sat in the seat next to me!"
"Come on, I'm in the same situation as this little brother. I secretly read a book during the company's morning meeting, and ended up laughing out loud. I was glared at by the boss several times, and I'm probably going to be blacklisted..."
In class, Yasunaga Yoshimasa carefully hid the copy of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" under the Chinese textbook. He was so absorbed in reading it that he completely forgot about his surroundings and was completely impressed by the laughter inside.
The deskmate kept reminding An Yongyi with his elbows, but he didn't notice it at all. Finally, his forehead hurt, and he was actually attacked by the Chinese teacher's chalk.
His long-abandoned Weibo is almost growing grass. The last update was a week ago. Now it was directly caught by fans. There were so many replies on this Weibo soon.
When Lin Han saw so many people expressing their love for him, he couldn't help but flip through page after page. I'm afraid even the poster didn't expect that his post would become the most popular post on the Hanlin Academy forum this week. , with more than a thousand replies!
"Student parties should pay attention. If everyone reads novels during class time, your parents and teachers will probably hate Lin Han very much. It is better to read it slowly after class or during self-study, so as not to delay your study."
"An Yongyi, why are you laughing secretly over there? Come and tell us about this "Preface to Prince Teng's Pavilion"?"
Lin Han is not a kind author. He couldn't help laughing when he saw the readers' funny stories. The rest of the netizens were also very happy. It can be called a murder caused by a book!
"As a science fiction reader since the days of "Country Teacher", I have to say goodbye to Lin Han here. The type of your new book is really not my favorite type, and I can't accept it. I hope I can return in the next book."
Such an ordinary post would be inconspicuous at ordinary times, but at this time, it expresses the readers' voices, and it has a strong sense of empathy. Who didn't have some distractions in class when they were young? The resonance is very strong!
Although this is an accusation post, it is actually full of readers’ love for Lin Han’s new book. Readers are very arrogant. If they didn’t like novels, who would read novels at so many important times!
After Duanzishou compiled the screenshots of these remarks, hundreds of millions of users were exposed to this information without knowing it. Everyone seemed to laugh and pass it by, but in fact, the book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" was among them unknowingly. A deep impression was left in my mind, and these became potential readers.
After class, he couldn't wait to take out his mobile phone and start accusing Lin Han of his crimes. Although An Yongyi was only a high school student, he was very active on the Hanlin Academy forum.
"It's all Lin Han's fault. I used to be a quiet and beautiful girl, but when I was reading novels, I turned into a giggling madman. Now my boyfriend must think I'm stupid. Lin Han must pay for my boyfriend!" "
Although he tried his best to suppress his facial muscles, his shoulders still kept shrugging and his breathing trembled. It was so hard to bear watching such hilarious masterpieces in class!
After reading the readers' words one by one, Lin Han couldn't reply to them one by one. He wrote on his Weibo: "I seem to have forgotten to warn everyone before publishing the book. Friendly reminder, please don't do it in class Read this book while eating and drinking at work, otherwise don’t blame me if you laugh out loud, and don’t accuse me if you get caught!”
This post has attracted more and more people, and everyone is rushing to describe all kinds of interesting things caused by watching "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". Of course, there are also some jokes hidden in it.
"Last night, my mother asked me why I stopped playing games. I said I wanted to read a book. She was so scared that she touched my forehead and thought I had a fever... "
"I was lying on the bed in my dormitory reading a novel, and I suppressed my laughter. My roommate almost thought I was suffering from epilepsy... "
"Oh, stop talking. The physics teacher handed over the book I just bought, "The Age of Fantasy," after reading just a few pages. He even called me to the podium to do mechanical analysis. The baby felt miserable. The most annoying thing is The physics teacher himself read it with great interest and said he would return the magazine to me after he finished it!"