Gu Xiefeng and Bai Qingnian conducted several days of "brainwashing training" on little Yuanyuan, and finally trained their cute and well-behaved baby Yuanyuan into a reliable "spy Yuanyuan".
The spy Yuanyuan has a very important mission.
On the day he went to the Bai family, he was responsible for diverting the attention of Bai's father and mother and paving the way for the fathers' actions.
This is no easy task, the two dads know.
The little baby is not yet old enough to find topics to chat with grandparents. Even if he is taught this way, Xiao Yuanyuan may not be able to do it well.
So they thought of another idea, which was to have Xiao Yuanyuan perform a talent show to divert the attention of his grandparents.
Xiao Yuanyuan learned a new dance. It was taught to him by Xiao Gu Chen when he was at Gu's house.
They were often together during those two days.
Little Gu Chen likes to watch programs on the children's channel, one of which teaches children to dance.
Little Gu Chen must learn it every period, and he takes little Yuanyuan to learn together, and they learn a mushroom dance.
The movements are not difficult. Although it is called a dance, it is more about exercising the children's bodies.
Just shake your hands and feet, jump on the spot and twist your butt - but these simple movements only look cute and interesting when done by children.
The mushroom dance alone didn't take long, so Xiao Yuanyuan also learned the seaweed dance. That day, she tried to use these two dances to distract Mr. and Mrs. Bai and ask them to get the household registration booklet from the safe.
Xiao Yuanyuan is very cute and serious when dancing this dance.
It concerns whether his fathers can get married smoothly, so he must be serious.
If dancing was not enough, he thought he could show off his singing skills and use his singing to attract his grandparents.
Whether fathers can get married successfully is what worries little babies the most.
Unfortunately, he suffered from his poor speaking skills and was unable to properly tell his father what he was thinking and worried about.
On the fifth day of the New Year, the Gong family returned.
It is rare for Xiao Yuanyuan to lie on the windowsill of her room to bask in the sun.
He hadn't used this room since he started sleeping with his fathers.
But I have been worried these past two days. Although the baby is small, he also needs some space alone to think.
He lay on the windowsill to bask in the sun, facing the Gong family.
He didn't know whose room it was or what room it was, but when the curtains were drawn, he saw Gong Wangheng coming out.
Xiao Yuanyuan immediately shouted: "Brother!"
The volume is increased by magic, so there is no need to worry that my brother won’t hear it.
Gong Wangheng naturally heard it.
I looked up, quite surprised.
For such a small thing, it has a pretty loud voice.
Seeing Brother Hengheng looking at her, Yuanyuan continued to shout in a loud voice: "Brother! Yuanyuan, here!"
Gong Wangheng didn't like shouting at the top of his lungs, but in the current situation, if he didn't shout, he wouldn't be able to answer the little guy opposite him.
While hesitating about how to shout, Yuanyuan continued: "Brother! I'm coming to find you!"
The voice is really loud.
Gong Wangheng wanted to cover his ears.
Although they were not close to each other, Xiao Yuanyuan's voice sounded like someone shouting in his ear.
If they used that volume around him, the roof of their house would probably be blown off.
Little Yuanyuan didn't even wait for his brother's consent.
When he sees his brother, he will go find him. It doesn’t matter whether his brother agrees or not.
Bai Qingnian is at work, Gu Xiefeng is working from home, the housekeeper hasn't come yet, and there are only two nannies.
Xiao Yuanyuan did not disturb her father. She found a nanny and asked her to take her to the Gong family.
Gong Wangheng was home alone.
They just came back this morning. Dad went out for something, and the nanny won't come until tomorrow.
He knew Xiao Yuanyuan was coming, so he went downstairs and opened the door for him.
Seeing that it was the nanny who brought Xiao Yuanyuan, he asked first: "Do Uncle Gu and Uncle Bai know that you are here?"
Xiao Yuanyuan was inexplicably proud: "I don't know!"
He just felt that he didn't disturb his father and was a caring and good baby.
Gong Wangheng said to the nanny, "Go and tell Uncle Bai or Uncle Gu. I will look after him for the time being."
The nanny was also careless and didn't know whether the owner knew or not.
After hearing what Gong Wangheng said, he quickly agreed: "I'll come over later."
In fact, Gong Wangheng doesn't like having strangers in his home.
But he would be fine on his own, but his younger brother was still a child and needed an adult to look after him, so he had to agree.
Little Yuanyuan took the initiative to hold Gong Wangheng's hand and followed him in: "Brother, Yuanyuan saw you just now!"
"I know you saw me."
She even greeted him in a thunderous voice, and Gong Wangheng could still feel the echo in his ears.
"Then brother, have you seen it? Are you willing?"
"Yes, I've seen you before."
"Really? When?"
"I forgot. I saw you several times. You were..."
Little Yuanyuan looked at his brother curiously: "Hmm?"
Gong Wangheng said nothing: "Nothing, do you want to talk to me about something?"
Xiao Yuanyuan was still immersed in her own doubts.
He is an inattentive little parrot. Once he is distracted by other things, he forgets his original purpose.
Continue to ask: "Is that, brother's, room?"
"It's my lounge. I'm playing games in there."
"What is the game and why do you play it?"
"Because it's meant to be beaten."
"That's so pitiful."
"It's not pitiful, this is the meaning of its existence."
significance
What is that
Why is his brother's speech so hard to understand? Why can't he understand
Gong Wangheng asked again: "What do you want to see me for?"
Little Yuanyuan's attention finally came back: "Yes! Yuanyuan has something to tell brother!"
"Well, go ahead."
"I want to dance for my brother to see!"
Even Gong Wangheng began to feel that something was strange.
So... you came over specially to dance for him
But he looked like there was no problem: "Well, then you jump."
Xiao Yuanyuan began to perform her talent show.
After dancing the mushroom dance and the seaweed dance, he said, "Yuanyuan, you can also sing!"
Gong Wangheng didn't interrupt him: "Then sing."
It's so cute when little Wishful dances.
When shaking hands and feet, actually the whole round body is shaking.
Gong Wangheng rarely finds anything cute.
He was a kid who had no feelings for those furry little animals.
When I see it, I don’t feel scared, nor do I like it. I just treat it as a creature living on the earth, which has nothing to do with me.
Looking at the dancing little wish at this moment, I naturally think of Maorongrong.
It's like a lively little bird, full of joy.
But Xiao Yuanyuan suddenly became depressed again: "But Yuanyuan, I don't know whether I should sing..."
The little baby’s ability to drive emotions is really strong.
She was dancing happily one second, and depressed the next, and the atmosphere around her was also depressed.
Even Gong Wangheng could feel it.
Like a little bird that has been wronged.
His tone was a little better, and he treated the baby bird gently: "Sing if you want."
"I want to sing, but I don't know if Grandpa and Grandma would like to listen..."
"Hmm? Are you going to perform for Grandpa and Grandma?"
"Well, Yuanyuan is going to grandpa and grandma's house. Dads, we are going to steal the household registration book. Yuanyuan, divert grandpa and grandma's attention!"
Stealing household registration book
What Uncle Gu and Uncle Bai are going to do is too weird. They even want to bring children with them. Is this really okay
“Why did you steal the household registration book?”
"Because, dads, you want to get married. To get married, you must first use your dad's household registration booklet!"
So that's what it is.
After figuring out the reason, Gong Wangheng felt that it was no big deal.
An abnormal conversation between abnormal children.
Little Yuanyuan was still in low spirits, dejected, "Grandma doesn't like Big Daddy and doesn't want them to get married."
After the Chinese New Year, the eight-year-old child understood, so he stole the household registration booklet to get married.
"Yuyuan, I hope that my fathers will get married. But, I am worried that I can't do it well."
"No, you're very cute when you dance." Gong Wangheng was sincere and didn't lie to him, "Just dance, you'll definitely be able to divert their attention."
"… Really?"
"I think so."
With his brother's encouragement, Xiao Yuanyuan seemed to be more confident: "... Then Yuanyuan, how about singing?"
"That's fine." He looked at Xiao Yuanyuan, "You're cute, everyone will like you."
Little Yuanyuan smiled, eyes curved: "Okay! Then Yuanyuan, sing for brother!"
Gong Wangheng stared at the puffy cheeks when he smiled.
The things that had interested him before still interested him now.
It looked really soft and tender. Gong Wangheng still remembered that it tasted like glutinous rice and wanted to take another bite.
I want to bite it so much. I want to bite it so much.
Fortunately, the bite was unsuccessful, and Gu Xiefeng finally came over to catch the child.
When the nanny went back to report the matter to Gu Xiefeng, he was in a very important video conference and asked the nanny to wait for a while.
After learning that the little baby had actually come to the Gong family, he rushed over immediately.
This little thing is amazing.
Now they go out secretly.
Not only that, he even had to take an adult out secretly. I don’t know whether to praise him for being smart or for being heartless.
Gu Xiefeng wants to take Xiao Yuanyuan back.
He was busy now and couldn't watch the two children play, but he was worried about leaving the nanny alone to look after them, so he had to take them back first.
Gu Xiefeng said: "I'm sorry, Hengheng, I hope my brother disturbs you. I will take my brother back now."
Gong Wangheng walked them to the door and said calmly, "Uncle Gu, I hope you can steal the household registration booklet successfully."
Gu Xiefeng was petrified on the spot: “… … …”
I looked down at the baby in my arms, but the baby didn't think it was a big deal.
I really don't know what he said during this time.
Gu Xiefeng covered his mouth with his hand and said to Gong Wangheng, "Hahaha, brother, I was just kidding you. How could your uncle do such a thing? Hahaha, then your uncle will take your brother away first, hahaha."
Gu Xiefeng had big hands, and when he wanted to cover the little baby’s mouth, he ended up covering the whole face of the little baby.
I kept covering it until I got home.
The little baby was dazed, and it took him a few seconds to react after he was released.
Gu Xiefeng didn't know how to reason with him: "Yuanyuan, you can't tell this to anyone else. You can't tell anyone."
I had only told him not to tell anything in front of his grandparents that day, but before he did anything, he told another child in advance.
"… why?"
"If other people find out about this, we might fail." Gu Xiefeng said, "This is a little secret between Dad and Yuanyuan. We must not let anyone else know."
Xiao Yuanyuan believed it. He believed whatever his father said.
Immediately panicking, Baby pales: "… Then, what should I do, wuwuwu, why didn't you tell Yuanyuan earlier?"
Gu Xiefeng added: "It's okay to tell only Brother Hengheng, but it's not okay to tell the others."
"… Really?"
Gu Xiefeng said sternly: "Yuanyuan must remember that no one else can do this. Only Dad and Yuanyuan know this. Do you understand?"
The little darling quickly nodded and agreed: "... Got it, I will never tell anyone else again."
Although Gu Xiefeng was still helpless, this little bird's mouth was not tight at all.
But fortunately, Gong Wangheng is only a seven-year-old child. If he asked the little darling to tell an adult, he would be very embarrassed.
The seventh day of the New Year will arrive soon.
They went to Bai's house for dinner in the evening.
After Bai Qingnian got off work, they made all the preparations, re-organized the procedures, and prepared to set off.
This is the order in which they are preparing.
After arriving at Bai's house, they ate first and pretended nothing happened. After dinner, Xiao Yuanyuan's talent show distracted Bai's parents, and Gu Xiefeng took this opportunity to go to the study to get the household registration book.
Originally it was decided to let Bai Qingnian go.
But after discussion, they felt that Bai Qingnian was too ambitious and it would be easier for Bai's father and mother to pay attention to him.
On the contrary, who could have thought that on such a day, Gu Xiefeng would dare to come to steal the household registration book - as the saying goes, fortune and wealth are sought in danger, so in the end it was decided to let Gu Xiefeng go.
Gu Xiefeng has memorized the password to the Bai family's safe.
In the car, Bai Qingnian reminded the little darling: "Yuanyuan, when you perform, Dad will go to the study cabinet to get something very important. You must remember that you cannot stop performing before Dad comes out. You must help Dad divert the attention of grandpa and grandma, understand?"
"knew!"
The little spy Yuanyuan officially takes up his post.
Bai Qingnian and Gu Xiefeng both believed in their little baby at this time.
After so many days of "training", and considering it a major matter that concerns his survival, they believe that the little baby can do it well.
As a result, the little spy lost control soon after entering the room.
Yuanyuan was wearing the same red Tang suit that she wore on New Year's Day. As soon as she entered Bai's house, she captured the heart of Bai's mother with her cute look.
He remembered what his fathers had told him, so he greeted his grandparents first, and then said, "Great grandpa and great grandma, Happy New Year! I'm here to see you!"
No matter how much Bai's mother said one thing and meant another, she couldn't help but smile when she saw Xiao Yuanyuan, and laugh lines appeared at the corners of her eyes.
Gu Xiefeng and Bai Qingnian were very satisfied.
The little baby continued: "I wish my great-grandfather and great-grandmother... good health and happiness every day!"
Bai's mother was even happier. The little baby was so well-behaved and lovable.
He immediately took out a big red envelope and stuffed it into his pocket: "Here, this is Yuanyuan's lucky money."
Seven days passed, and the little baby still didn't know what New Year's money was. After the red envelope given to him by his mother Gu was put into his father's hands, he never saw it again.
But he still accepted it happily, and subconsciously tried to put it in his pocket first. When it couldn't fit into his pocket, he took it in his hands.
Father Bai also gave him a big red envelope: "Here, Grandpa has some too."
Little Yuanyuan took them all: "Thank you, Grandpa and Grandma, I'm so happy!"
Gu Xiefeng and Bai Qingnian were extremely satisfied. They raised a child for a hundred days and used him for a moment. Tonight, it all depended on Xiao Yuanyuan's performance.
Unexpectedly, just when they were most satisfied and relieved, Xiao Yuanyuan started to act unconventionally.
Suddenly, she said, "Yuanyuan, I just learned to dance. Show it to grandpa and grandma!"
Bai Qingnian and Gu Xiefeng: "..."
This process starts too early. We haven’t even started eating yet, baby!
But Mr. and Mrs. Bai were delighted by Xiao Yuanyuan, and they became even happier when they heard that he was going to perform a dance.
Smiling, he said, "Okay, please perform a dance for us."
Bai Qingnian and Gu Xiefeng wished time could go back.
My goodness, they just came in and haven’t even sat down yet, what excuse can they find to avoid us
I could only sit there and watch Xiao Yuanyuan dance.
Eye contact.
-what to do
-have no idea.
—Think of a solution quickly.
—I’m thinking about it.
Can't blame the baby either.
He is still too young and it is the first time he does this, so it is normal for accidents to happen.
And the little baby is also working hard.
He was just too nervous and cared too much, which confused his mind and caused him to get the process wrong.
When I started dancing, I saw the two fathers still sitting there. I felt anxious - weren't they supposed to go get something? Why weren't they going yet? When were they going
The little baby didn't dare to stop and kept jumping until he got confused. The little mushrooms and seaweeds jumped around so fast that he didn't even know what he was jumping for.
I danced for nearly twenty minutes and was sweating profusely.
Bai's mother and father were so happy enjoying their baby's performance that their awareness of the passage of time weakened. It was not until they saw the sweat on the child's forehead that Bai's mother felt distressed and said, "Okay, okay, let's eat first. Yuanyuan must be hungry too."
Xiao Yuanyuan was breathing softly.
I'm not that hungry, but I'm really thirsty.
But why haven’t the fathers taken action yet
He can see where the study is, so why don’t the dads move? Is it possible that something strange is stuck to their butts
Little Yuanyuan refused to eat: "... Yuanyuan, I want to see the fish first!"
It’s the fish tank that Mr. Bai has on the balcony.
"Then let's go and see it."
Xiao Yuanyuan now had a reasonable excuse to walk around the house.
He said he wanted to see the fish, but his feet were firm as he walked towards Bai's father's study.
And he ran over there.
Bai Qingnian realized that the little guy was taking the wrong route, but it was too late. The little baby whooshed into the study.
Small cabinet, small cabinet, Dad said it was a small cabinet, where is the small cabinet
Fortunately, it is not difficult to find. It is in the corner of the study and is not very big.
When Xiao Yuanyuan saw the small silver cabinet, he knew that this was the safe that his father was looking for.
He did not forget that he was a magic parrot.
Dad is useless, dancing is useless, so let's use magic to solve it.
But as soon as his little hands reached the safe, Bai Qingnian picked him up.
Bai Qingnian's heart almost jumped out of his mouth.
Xiao Yuanyuan didn't mention anything about the household registration booklet, nor did he let anything slip, but his behavior was simply pushing his two fathers' mental limits.
Bai Qingnian pretended to be calm and said to the little darling, "Yuanyuan, don't run around. Let's go eat first."
Xiao Yuanyuan suddenly remembered.
Yes, they agreed to eat first, how could he forget that? Why did he start dancing as soon as he came in
But the young baby thinks it doesn’t matter, magic is the best!
Mr. and Mrs. Bai did not suspect Xiao Yuanyuan's behavior, because children do not tend to do things according to reason.
During the meal, he asked with concern: "After the New Year, should Yuanyuan go to kindergarten?"
Bai Qingnian replied: "Yes, the school has already contacted them."
"What school is it?"
"Siwei Kindergarten."
It is said that the tuition fee of this famous aristocratic kindergarten is very high, costing more than 100,000 yuan a year.
When Bai's mother heard this, she knew it must be through the Gu family's connections, and there was nothing she could say about it.
At least if they have money, they won't mistreat their children in terms of education. A family like theirs may not be able to afford it.
Little Yuanyuan asked in confusion: "What is kindergarten?"
“It’s a place where I can learn knowledge and meet many other children.”
There’s nothing wrong with getting to know other kids, but when Xiao Yuanyuan hears the word “study,” he gets a headache.
He still remembers the horror of being dominated by pinyin. He doesn't understand why humans need to learn. Human children are so pitiful.
Instinctively refusing, Xiao Yuanyuan shook her head: "... No, Yuanyuan doesn't want to do it, not on it..."
"All children have to go to kindergarten. Yuanyuan will also have to go in a while."
"Then Dad, will you go with me?"
Bai Qingnian laughed: "Dad can't go, that's a place only children can go."
What a horrible place this is.
Why do children need to study but their parents are not allowed to accompany them
But the dinner became harmonious because the baby's reaction was so funny that it made all the adults at the table laugh.
After dinner, it was time for them to start taking action.
But now Bai Qingnian and Gu Xiefeng can only wait and see what happens.
Fortunately, after Xiao Yuanyuan had his meal, he said he wanted to go see Little Strawberry.
Mr. and Mrs. Bai gathered around him and looked at the strawberries with him.
Gu Xiefeng felt that the opportunity had come, so he quietly disappeared and went into the study.
Bai Qingnian was with Xiao Yuanyuan, but he kept a certain distance from them, mainly helping Gu Xiefeng to block the attacks.
Gu Xiefeng seized the opportunity, entered the study and went straight to the safe.
He had memorized the password by heart and typed it in calmly and accurately.
The password was correct, no problem - but when I opened it, it was empty, nothing at all.
The author has something to say: Yuanyuan: Surprising? Unexpected? Thrilling
Gu Xiefeng: A hundred wonderful ways to use your son
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It’s the end of another month. I almost forgot to give the nutrient solution to Yuanyuan and Bobo.