Little Birdy Pampering Manual

Chapter 65

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Such a small difficulty was not a problem for Gong Wangheng. He decided to explain the principle to his brother today, and he had to do it clearly.

Let’s start with the single-parent chicken and the orphan child.

Gong Wangheng was speechless when thinking of these two words. Normally, he seemed to know nothing, so where did he learn the words "single parent" and "orphan"

Gong Wangheng said: "A single-parent chicken must first become a chicken before it can become a single parent."

Little Yuanyuan shook his head. The little baby had his own logic: "… But, the single parent is in front, and the chick is in the back!"

That’s why it’s called single-parent chicken.

That has to be a single parent first, then it can be a single chick.

This was the first time Gong Wangheng had heard such a truth. If he said it was right, there was nothing wrong with it. But if he said it was wrong, he couldn't find anything wrong with it at first glance.

What’s wrong with this little idiot’s head? Can a four-year-old really be this stupid

Gong Wangheng began to embarrass other children based on his own standards.

Finally, I felt that explanation was futile, so I decided to prove it to this little fool with actual action.

He looked at Xiao Yuanyuan and asked first: "Do you believe what I said?"

Xiao Yuanyuan nodded without any hesitation. Brother Hengheng was so smart that he believed what his brother said.

"You still don't understand these explanations about eggs. You just need to know that the eggs we usually eat cannot hatch chicks. You can eat them as you like."

“… But, there really is a baby inside the balls.”

Although she nodded without hesitation and believed Brother Hengheng the moment before, she expressed doubts about his words the next moment.

Who said he was the baby that came out of the egg? There are witnesses and evidences.

Fortunately, Gong Wangheng anticipated that he might respond like this.

Asked Gu Xiefeng: "Uncle Gu, do you have eggs at home?"

"have."

Gu Xiefeng called the nanny, and Gong Wangheng asked the nanny to bring two eggs and a bowl.

Xiao Yuanyuan vaguely felt that something was wrong. It seemed that her brother was not going to do good things: "...Brother, what do you want to do?"

The nanny brought the things quickly.

Gong Wangheng took the two eggs and asked him, "You said there is a baby inside the eggs, right?"

Little Yuanyuan nodded, and looking at his brother's expression, he suddenly felt that the lives of the two eggs were in danger.

Sure enough, Gong Wangheng directly performed the performance of beating the eggs with one hand, one on each hand, and the eggs broke into pieces as soon as his hands were raised. He broke the two eggs at once.

The scene was so cruel that Xiao Yuanyuan covered her eyes directly—what is my brother doing! ! How could my brother do this! !

Xiao Yuanyuan wanted to scream for the little babies in the eggs. They are so pitiful. What should happen to the little babies inside? They are so pitiful.

"Open your eyes." Gong Wangheng said, "Come and see where the baby is."

Xiao Yuanyuan covered his eyes and shook his head desperately, saying, "I don't want to look at it. I don't want to look at it."

He couldn't bear to see such a cruel scene. He didn't want to see the corpses of the two baby birds.

"...Brother, you are a bad guy." Xiao Yuanyuan said, "...You are so mean to bully a little baby like this."

Fortunately, Gu Xiefeng finally left the group watching the show. After understanding what Gong Wangheng meant, he helped persuade Xiao Yuanyuan: "It's okay, Yuanyuan. Open your eyes and look. There is no baby."

Xiao Yuanyuan didn't believe it and refused to let go of her hand.

In the end, it was taken down by Gu Xiefeng forcefully.

Without the protection of the palm, the little baby closed his eyes tightly and refused to open them. After a long while, he tentatively opened them a crack - slowly and carefully, and only after making sure that there was no dead bird did he boldly open his eyes completely.

Two eggs were beaten in a bowl. The yolks were round and the egg whites were transparent. They looked good and tasted good. These were two excellent eggs.

"Look, there's no baby, right?"

Xiao Yuanyuan behaved like this because he had never seen anyone beat eggs with his own eyes.

In his imagination, there is a baby bird inside the egg, and if the egg breaks, they will die immediately.

But brother Hengheng put the facts in front of him. There was really no baby bird inside. The inside of the eggshell was clean without any blood.

Xiao Yuanyuan's three views were once again greatly impacted.

What I had always believed in turned out to be meaningless. Although I didn't understand the meaning of meaning, the little baby was stunned when he looked at the egg.

Acceptance was not so fast.

He looked at his father, then his brother, and then at the eggs in the bowl.

The last question was: "... Is it possible that the little baby is hidden..."

The voice was much lower, but it was clear that he had probably believed the truth before his eyes and knew that there was no baby in the egg.

Gong Wangheng said calmly: "Then where do you think we can hide the baby?"

It seems so.

He has been here the whole time, and neither his brother nor his father had a chance to hide the baby.

"But, but..."

What happened to the baby in the egg? What happened to me? The little baby was confused by what was happening.

Gong Wangheng guessed what he meant and said it in a way that the little idiot could understand more easily: "There are two kinds of eggs, one that can hatch chicks, and the other that can't. The ones we eat can't hatch chicks."

I was thinking, I should have said this earlier.

A little fool is a little fool. It takes him several twists and turns before he can understand such a simple truth.

Because the best facts were right in front of him, Xiao Yuanyuan could no longer hold on, and he believed what Brother Hengheng said. It turned out that there were two kinds of eggs, and the ones they usually ate could not hatch chicks.

"If you don't believe me, we can try it."

"… Hmm? How, how do I try it?"

"I'll buy some eggs that can hatch chicks and put them together with these edible eggs. Then you'll know that these eggs will only turn rotten and there will be no chicks inside."

Practice is the only criterion for testing truth.

Gong Wangheng decided to do it in front of Xiao Yuanyuan, using the most direct way to let him see the truest truth.

Gu Xiefeng didn't expect that Gong Wangheng was so serious and actually wanted to hatch the chicks.

As a mature adult, he said, "No need, Hengheng, it's fine as long as my brother understands."

Gong Wangheng spoke more directly: "Do you think my brother understands?"

Gu Xiefeng: “…”

Well, indeed not. The little guy is still confused.

Xiao Yuanyuan was more sensitive to these kinds of words and realized that her brother seemed to dislike her.

Pouting: "... I wish, but I just don't understand!"

I justifiably don't understand.

"Then let's hatch the eggs. You'll understand after you hatch them."

Gong Wangheng didn't mean to disdain his brother. He was being very objective and thought that his brother was stupid.

When Bai Qingnian came back in the evening and heard about the interesting things that happened during the day, he hated himself for not being there and could only listen to Gu Xiefeng's second-hand broadcast.

He thinks it's really interesting to have a little baby at home.

I don’t know what the structure of this little bird’s head is, but the ideas inside are different and very interesting.

He actually thought there was a baby inside the egg and refused to eat it. He is so silly and cute.

After the incident, Mr. Gu laughed without restraint.

After telling the story several times, I came home and saw little Yuanyuan's sad look, and his serious look as if he was convinced that there was a baby inside the egg. At the end of the story, the little baby was about to lose his temper, but Dad Gu was still nagging, which was really annoying.

The little parrot baby also has a temper and wants to save face.

Up to now, he is actually gradually accepting what his brother Hengheng said and believes that there is no baby in the egg.

It was nothing at first, it was a good thing, he could eat eggs with confidence from now on.

But Gu Xiefeng’s reaction was so annoying to the little parrot baby.

What were he laughing at? He just kept laughing and kept telling Bai Qingnian that he seemed to have done something very ridiculous and pissed him off.

The little parrot couldn't stand this grievance and bit Gu Xiefeng directly.

Gu Xiefeng paid the price for his own ridicule. Not to mention, the little guy's pecking really hurts. One of the pecks was on his arm, making Gu Xiefeng hiss.

This picture is even funnier.

He actually gets angry, and he even gets so angry that he almost starts talking.

Bai Qingnian knew that the little baby was unhappy, so he held him in his arms and comforted him: "It's okay, it's okay. We just didn't know. It's good to know now."

Little Yuanyuan lay on Bai Qingnian's shoulder, aggrieved like a baby: "... Yuanyuan, I really thought there was a baby inside."

Bai Qingnian tried hard not to laugh, it was really too funny.

Thanks to the little baby, he fully understood the joy and happiness of raising a child.

"Because we are kindhearted little babies, we can't bear to eat them, right?"

The little baby nodded in Bai Qingnian's arms: "...Wenyuan, you can't eat, little baby."

Bai Qingnian patted him gently on the back. His true feelings were similar to Gu Xiefeng's, but he was able to hold back and not show them.

"It's alright now. From now on, Yuanyuan can eat the eggs, and can continue to eat the cake."

When Xiao Yuanyuan heard about the cake, she felt embarrassed and cried for a long time in the afternoon because of the cake.

She buried her face in Bai Qingnian's arms and nodded weakly.

The cake is so delicious that he still wants to continue eating it.

Bai Qingnian noticed that the little baby was holding something in his hand, so he comforted him and asked, "What is this?"

It was the electronic pet chicken that Gong Wangheng gave him.

Just as Gong Wangheng thought, this simple and easy-to-learn operation is very suitable for the little baby. After teaching for a while, the little fool learned how to raise chickens.

Children's interest in games probably doesn't need to be cultivated. The little baby loved it after playing for a while, and now the chicks have grown a lot.

The topic shifted to this point, and the little darling immediately took it and showed it off to Bai Qingnian: "… This is from Brother Hengheng, for Yuanyuan. Yuanyuan is raising chickens."

Bai Qingnian took it and looked at it. He didn't expect it to be such an ancient gadget, and he immediately felt nostalgic.

"There are still toys like this now. I thought they were gone. Is this something we played with when we were kids?"

Bai Qingnian thought that he and Gu Xiefeng would at least have a common topic about their childhood.

Gu Xiefeng didn't give him any face and looked at the thing in his hand: "Really? Did you play with this kind of thing when you were a kid?"

Bai Qingnian: “…”

Forget it, you evil rich people don’t deserve to join this topic.

Bai Qingnian returned the electronic chicken to the little baby.

The little baby added: "And brother, you also need to hatch chicks!"

"ah?"

This really shocked Bai Qingnian. Heng Heng hatched chicks? How

Gu Xiefeng added some explanation to the little treasure: "Yuanyuan said there was a baby in the egg, but Hengheng couldn't explain it to him, so we decided to hatch it for him to see. The ones we usually eat can't hatch chickens, only another kind can."

So that's how it is.

Bai Qingnian thought this was a good thing, thanks to the fact that Gong Wangheng was a very smart kid and was willing to do experiments for Xiao Yuanyuan. This would be very helpful for the little baby to understand the world correctly.

There is still a gap between him and Gu Xiefeng.

Adults’ thoughts are completely different from children’s. When they heard the baby say this, they found it funny. They really didn’t expect that they could do an experiment themselves and let the baby observe the process with their own eyes.

Sure enough, he still needs an older child to take him and play with him.

"By the way, Hengheng's birthday is next month, and he brought the invitation today."

Bai Qingnian still had the baby in his arms, and he took it with his other hand to look at it. It was said to be next month, but in fact there were only ten days left. He asked, "Is this our first time attending Hengheng's birthday party?"

"This is the first time that the Gong family has held a big event. I guess it was because of Hengheng's own problems that they didn't hold it in the past two years."

"Yeah, so what should we give? I've never been to a child's birthday party."

For an average child, most likely they would just give him some toys.

But Gong Wangheng's situation was special, and the two families were close, so the gift could not be too perfunctory, at least think carefully... But what would the child like? Not to mention that the two of them couldn't guess, it was estimated that the adults of the Gong family themselves could not be sure.

Little Yuanyuan listened to his father talking about Brother Hengheng and asked curiously: "... Birthday, what is it?"

"Birthday is the day you are born, the day you come into this world." Bai Qingnian explained to him, "Because it is a very special day, we are going to help Brother Hengheng celebrate next month."

Little Yuanyuan rolled his eyes and asked, "... Then when is Yuanyuan's birthday?"

Who knows his real birthday

Neither Bai Qingnian nor Gu Xiefeng could possibly know.

When they went to apply for the household registration book, they just randomly chose a day a few months later - doing bad things makes people feel guilty, so they just want to get it over with quickly.

Suddenly remembering what day it was, the two fathers felt like their grades were suddenly checked.

After looking at each other and making sure that the other person didn't know either, they breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, I am not the only one who is bad, but also those who are at the bottom of the list.

Little Yuanyuan still asked innocently: "Will Yuanyuan celebrate his birthday too?"

Gu Xiefeng was good at changing the subject: "Of course, we will order a super big cake for Yuanyuan, this big."

"Wow!" Xiao Yuanyuan's eyes lit up, "Is there really such a big cake?"

"Yes, Dad will make a cake this big for Yuanyuan." Gu Xiefeng coaxed him, "How about making the cake into Yuanyuan's favorite little penguin? Would Yuanyuan like this big little penguin?"

Of course I like it!

And if it’s this big, it’s not a little penguin anymore, it’s a big penguin!

It’s a big edible penguin, and the little baby is full of anticipation just by imagining it.

"When is Yuanyuan's birthday?"

"… "

"… "

Back to the original starting point.

Failed to change the subject.

Gu Xiefeng exhaled: "Wait for dad, dad will go and take a look."

Fortunately, the little baby is not familiar with birthdays and will not be upset because his father did not remember his birthday.

Gu Xiefeng quickly checked the household registration book. According to the date on it, the baby's birthday would be in three months, mid-June.

Why did they choose such a date? Gu Xiefeng couldn't understand it either. The little baby came to them after the beginning of autumn last year, so they should have chosen a date close to autumn. Why did they choose summer

But a brilliant plan suddenly flashed through his mind.

Gu Xiefeng returned to his wife and children and said to Bai Qingnian, "I know when we should set our wedding date."

Bai Qingnian looked at him in confusion. The two sets of parents hadn't met formally yet and hadn't discussed anything, but he had set the date on his own initiative

"Let's set it the day after Yuanyuan's birthday. There's still more than three months left. We have plenty of time to prepare for the wedding now." Gu Xiefeng was very serious and didn't seem to be joking at all. "Originally I wanted to set it on the same day, but if we separate them, we can celebrate for two days."

I looked like I was great.

"Are you sure your parents would agree?"

Days like this need to be chosen carefully. We can't just let Gu Xiefeng do whatever he wants.

"Since this day has been chosen as Yuanyuan's birthday, I believe it is definitely a good day."

"This is too ridiculous..."

"It's okay to act crazy occasionally. I'll tell my parents first and ask them to set a time to meet your parents."

The more Gu Xiefeng thought about it, the better it felt. He rubbed Yuanyuan's little bird head wildly and said, "Yuanyuan, the task of persuading Grandpa and Grandma will be handed over to you when the time comes. Do you understand?"

Gu Xiefeng has seen through the old men on both sides. His words to Bai Qingnian are not as effective as those to Xiao Yuanyuan.

Little Yuanyuan turns over her belly and acts coquettishly, and gets whatever she wants.

Such a little bird must not be let go. It is time to stand up and let it contribute its strength to building a complete family.

Mr. Gu's hands were merciless, and he rubbed Xiao Yuanyuan's hair so hard that static electricity appeared and the hair stood up.

Two days later, Gong Wangheng's egg hatching plan officially began.

To ensure the fairness and authenticity of the experimental process, the eggs that could not hatch chicks were taken from Xiao Yuanyuan's home. Four eggs were taken, the same number as the eggs that could hatch chicks, a total of eight eggs.

He also bought a small-capacity incubator that can hold four eggs and has controllable temperature.

In general, this experiment is not difficult. As long as the temperature and humidity are appropriate, after twenty-one days, the fertilized eggs will hatch into chicks, and the unfertilized eggs will turn into four rotten eggs.

Gong Wangheng asked Xiao Yuanyuan to mark each egg with a marker: "These marks are made by you, so you can be sure that these are the eggs from the beginning to the end. I can't change them in the middle."

Xiao Yuanyuan initially wanted to give each egg a nice name, but later gave up because he couldn't write.

The symbols also had to change from "nice names" to strange images.

He was looking forward to the hatching of the chicks. He had finally found something that interested him and went to his brother Hengheng's house every day.

The temperature is controlled at 38 degrees for the first seven days. On the seventh day, when you illuminate the eggs, you can see a small black dot moving inside.

Gong Wangheng covered them with a black cloth, and the two hid under the dark cloth, shining a small flashlight on the egg and observing the world inside the egg: "Look, this little black dot is the chick's eye, and the chick is growing up slowly inside."

This was the first time Xiao Yuanyuan saw such a scene.

It turns out that there is really no baby inside the egg, only a small black dot like this, and the chick grows from this small black dot.

The four-year-old baby exclaimed sincerely: "…Chicken, chicken is so amazing! A dot turns into a chicken!"

Gong Wangheng was touched by his cute remarks and smiled for the first time: "Not only did Xiaoji come from this, you also came from this, you are also amazing."

The little darling quickly distanced himself from the little chicken, mainly because he was afraid that his identity would be exposed: "... No, no, that's not the case! Yuanyuan is not, she came out of an egg! Yuanyuan has nothing to do with eggs!"

Gong Wangheng decided to teach his younger brother Chinese properly when he grew up a little, starting with idioms and how to cover up one's mistake.

After two weeks, the chick's body gradually grew, its beak could be vaguely seen, and the inside of the egg was not as transparent anymore.

Gong Wangheng was lucky. All four chicks had survived so far. In two days, they could be soaked in water to test their vitality.

Of course, the unfertilized egg taken from Xiao Yuanyuan's house was still the same. Fourteen days had passed, and there was no change inside.

This is the most intuitive proof that this kind of eggs cannot hatch chicks.

But Gong Wangheng just left it there without moving, he didn't dare to open it casually.

Because just thinking about it, you can tell that these eggs must be rotten, there are already four bad eggs.

Even Gong Wangheng had never smelled the smell of rotten eggs.

He didn't want to smell it, fearing that he couldn't bear it.

Time passed quickly, and Gong Wangheng's birthday arrived even before the chicks hatched.

This was the first formal birthday party in recent years. Due to sensory impairment and unstable condition in the past two years, his birthday was very simple, with just the whole family together.

There are many people who make sarcastic remarks about this behind my back. They don't say anything to my face, but turn around and start to be jealous, asking what's the point of having money if you raise a son like this.

Gong Wangheng would not get angry about such words, but parents who love their children dearly would be very angry.

So this year's birthday party was held in a particularly grand and lavish manner, as if out of spite, they wanted everyone to see that their child was fine.

Xiao Yuanyuan didn't feel anything about the birthday party until the day came. He was taken away by his father to dress up. Not only did he wear a small suit for the first time, but he also had a cool hairstyle, becoming a sweet and cool little bird.

The feeling is different.

The birthday party seemed to be quite something.

Gong Wangheng's birthday party was held in the hotel. The Gong family booked the first and second floors, and the entire garden of the hotel was redecorated, making it as grand as a wedding.

Gong Wangheng also wore a black suit that day, with a neatly tied bow tie. His slightly curly hair was blown straight for the first time, half of it was tied back, with only a few strands hanging down in front of his forehead. He looked elegant and noble, just like the little prince.

Bai Qingnian had surgery and couldn't leave, so he was unable to attend. Xiao Yuanyuan was taken by Gu Xiefeng from the garden to the main lobby of the hotel, and they were wowed all the way.

Although it was a child's birthday party, most of the people present were adults, and it was more like a social occasion for adults. Gu Xiefeng met many acquaintances and greeted them, and he almost couldn't keep an eye on the children.

In this kind of situation, Xiao Yuanyuan's bird nature was clearly revealed. He jumped around everywhere so flexibly that his father Gu wished he had a few more pairs of eyes to watch him.

Seeing the pink flowers on the bushes, Xiao Yuanyuan stood on tiptoe to reach them.

Can't reach. Can't reach.

The bird is so mad.

Just when he was about to lose his temper, someone picked him up.

It’s Gong Wangheng.

Gong Wangheng was accompanying his father to greet guests when he saw the little peach rolling around in the distance.

He was standing on tiptoe, not knowing what to do, and then a bulge suddenly appeared in his pants at his buttocks.

Awesome, very capable.

Gong Wangheng immediately went over and picked up Xiao Yuanyuan. Does this little guy have a clear understanding of his own body and know what is happening

It turns out that there is no such thing as a small wish.

When she was picked up, she wanted to struggle, but when she turned around and saw that it was Gong Wangheng, she smiled at him: "...Brother!"

Gong Wangheng glanced at his butt.

It’s okay, it didn’t explode.

Then he asked, “What are you doing here?”

Little Wish pointed at the pink rose and said, "...Wish, I want this!"

Gong Wangheng took it down and gave it to him: "Take it."

"Wow! Thanks, brother!"

The little baby was happy to get the pink flower.

But what was strange was why his brother was still holding him.

The little baby shook his feet and said, "Brother, put Yuanyuan down!"

"No."

"… why?"

Gong Wangheng opened his mouth and said: "Because you are injured."

"?" Baby was confused, "Yuanyuan, I'm not hurt!"

Gong Wangheng held him and walked towards Gu Xiefeng without letting go: "No, you are injured."

The author has something to say: Hengheng: Even if the king of heaven came today, you would still be injured.