Gong Wangheng said these words to the strange couple in a very serious manner.
But in the eyes of the other two, he was like a child pretending to be mature, speaking serious words in an adult's tone, which made people want to tease him even more.
The girl said, "We are really not bad people, so let's just take one photo, okay?"
There is no such thing as a three-times-bare-times situation. The first two times were rejections, and the last time was a Gong Wangheng-style warning.
He said, "Please leave. Don't think we are insignificant just because we are children. We have a dog."
11. Show them how fierce you are.
Although this sentence was not stated explicitly, Eleven seemed to sense it.
The big dog has a strong sense of protecting its owner, especially Xiao Yuanyuan, who is its important little master.
Gong Wangheng didn't react well to the stranger staying close to him for too long. He started to get impatient, wagging his tail and making low warning growls from his throat.
Its sharp canine teeth were exposed, and its expression looked very tough.
He looked like a "I am a vicious dog, don't mess with me" person.
The man was a little scared when he saw the dog, and advised his girlfriend: "Forget it, forget it, stop taking pictures, don't scare the children."
The girl wants to try it again, mainly because Xiaoyuanyuan is so cute.
—Don’t always say that girls are easily attracted by appearance. Who wouldn’t take a few more glances at such a cute marshmallow baby
But soon, Mr. Gu came towards them.
When he saw the two children being stopped by a couple, Mr. Gu was afraid that they were bad people.
Gong Wangheng is right. Adults should not get too close to children casually.
Such occasions will make people suspicious as soon as they see it.
Mr. Gu was holding a baseball bat, a tool he brought out accidentally.
I was just joking with Gong Suicheng about playing baseball together later, but then I found out that he only brought a stick but not a ball.
Now he ran towards the child with the stick in his hand aggressively.
He stopped and asked unkindly, "What's wrong with you two?"
The young couple looked up and were frightened by the baseball bat in his hand.
"… It's okay, it's okay, we are just passing by, we will leave now…"
Now the young couple didn’t need to worry about it, and the boy immediately took the girl’s hand and left.
It looks like the family is not doing well. The adults are not doing well, the little brother is not doing well, and the dog is not doing well either. It's scary.
It’s over.
Gu Xiefeng also felt that they were not good people.
If you are a good person, you will say clearly what you want to do, otherwise you will sneak around.
Gu Xiefeng saw that Xiao Yuanyuan was only focused on eating the marshmallows and was having a great time.
He simply ignored him and asked Gong Wangheng: "Hengheng, what did these two people want to do just now?"
Gong Wangheng said: "They wanted to take a photo with my brother, but I refused them."
"You can't agree to them. It would be terrible if they are bad people."
"Um."
Gu Xiefeng lowered his head to look at the little darling: "Yuanyuan, did you hear that?"
The little baby looked up, blinked, and pursed his lips, obviously not knowing.
Forget it, since he is cute, I can forgive him.
Gu Xiefeng pushed his tricycle and took them back: "In the future, if a stranger approaches you, no matter what they want to do, don't agree."
“…Oh, okay, I know!!”
"Wow, Yuanyuan is so smart, she remembers things so quickly."
"Hehehe, wish it is, smart baby!"
"Then, smart baby, can you please repeat what Daddy said?" Gu Xiefeng smiled and spoke the devil's language, "What did Daddy say just now that you can't agree to?"
"… "
The little baby’s secret is to let the parents’ advice go in one ear and out the other, but will always support them with his mouth.
He didn't mean it. He wanted to listen carefully when Gu Xiefeng was talking, but children of this age are easily distracted and would be distracted at any time.
Gu Xiefeng knew this would happen, and repeated: "In the future, if you meet a stranger outside, no matter who they are or what they want to do, you must not agree to it."
"Okay, I'll remember it!"
This time I really remembered it.
Gu Xiefeng asked him to repeat himself, and the little darling said slowly: "... Stranger, I won't agree to anything you want me to do!"
It is not easy to repeat to this extent. Although Gu Xiefeng knows that he will forget it all soon, he remembers a little more each time and repeats it many times, so the little baby will always remember it.
Gong Wangheng watched from the side how Uncle Gu educated his younger brother.
It's rare that I can relate to this. Raising a child is indeed a very hard thing.
When they returned, the two tents had been set up and the little baby had finished eating the marshmallows.
Seeing the big tent for the first time, the little baby was curious and excited. He couldn't wait to get in and roll around inside: "Is this a small house?"
The description at this time is very innocent and cute.
Children's thoughts and adults' thoughts are like being in two different worlds. Adults are more concerned with facts and reality, while little ones are more concerned with fantasy.
It is called a small house and it really looks like a small house.
Gu Xiefeng teased him: "How about letting Yuanyuan sleep in the little house tonight?"
Xiao Yuanyuan answered without hesitation: "...Sure, anywhere is fine with Dad."
It is too sweet!
Why! So! Sweet!
Gu Xiefeng followed him into the tent, and taking advantage of the fact that people outside couldn't see clearly, he hugged the little baby.
Damn, it's so sweet that makes me want to kiss her every day.
Little did they know that people outside could see it clearly.
Bai Qingnian felt helpless and numb facing the gazes of the Gong family. This scene happened every day at home and he was used to it.
Gong Suicheng didn't feel anything about this scene and was comparing the differences between the two tents.
Zhong Anjia was envious, very envious, and he also wanted to kiss Gong Wangheng like this.
Gong Wangheng understood Zhong Anjia's eyes and silently took a step back.
This is totally unnecessary; he can't handle it.
In short, they did not forget that they were here to fly kites. After finishing these things, the two families went to fly kites across the street.
There were more people than when they first arrived, but luckily the venue was large and they found a relatively empty spot.
Xiao Yuanyuan happily took out her penguin-patterned kite. Gong Wangheng saw it and wondered: Why is it another penguin? Why is it a penguin when flying a kite? How much does he like this penguin
The little baby pointed at the many kites flying in the sky: "... Dad, I want my kite to fly this high, too!"
Good, ambitious.
Father Gu could not discourage his child's self-confidence and encouraged him: "No problem, you can definitely fly that high."
The greedy little darling went a step further: "… then wish, to be higher!"
Very good, more ambitious.
Father Gu continued to encourage: "Come on, Yuanyuan, you will definitely be able to fly this high."
The steps of flying a kite are actually very simple and do not require detailed teaching.
Because in addition to technology, it also depends on whether the wind direction is compatible.
But it was Xiao Yuanyuan’s first time to set off fireworks, so Father Gu said, “Come, let Daddy set off fireworks with you.”
"No." The little baby rejected him, "If you want it, put it on yourself!"
One really dares to ask, and the other really dares to agree.
Gu Xiefeng really let go and let the little baby do it himself: "Okay, then Yuanyuan can do it yourself."
Bai Qingnian couldn't help but laugh. This father and son pair were becoming more and more strange. They had been talking abnormally since just now.
But Xiao Yuanyuan doesn’t know how to fly a kite, he only knows how to tow a kite.
He was full of energy, holding the kite string in his hand, running forward and shouting, "Ah-ah-ah!"
Unfortunately, he suffered from his height. With his short arms and legs, it was really difficult for him to lift the kite. Even if he lifted it as high as possible, the kite would still be dragged on the ground.
After running back and forth a few times, the kite didn't seem to fly and the little baby got tired first.
He doesn't have that good physical strength. He can jump around and play mischief normally, but he can't run very fast.
He sat down on the ground, took a breath, and said, "... Phew, I'm tired, I want to take a rest."
He announced the end before it even started.
Bai Qingnian poured him some water: "Will you be thirsty? Have some water."
The little baby nodded, took the cup of water, and drank it all in one gulp.
Gong Wangheng next door has already flown his kite.
His pattern is quite ordinary, it is an airplane.
Gong Suicheng also flew one. He was an eagle chosen at random. The kites of the father and son were fighting in the sky.
Little Yuanyuan looked enviously at the neighbor next door, then at his own little penguin.
He firmly refused to think that there was something wrong with his skills and pushed the blame on the little penguin: "… Little penguin, it can't fly, so it can't get up there!"
His logic always impresses Gong Wangheng.
He is probably the only one who is unreasonable and talks nonsense to this extent.
Gu Xiefeng and Bai Qingnian were also amused by him.
Seeing that his parents were still laughing at him, the little baby gave his reasons seriously: "… Really! My brother's is an airplane! Uncle Gong's is an eagle! They can all fly! Only Yuanyuan's, the little penguin, can't fly!"
Well-founded and well-organized.
So it's the little penguin's problem, not his.
"But Yuanyuan, look at the scenery ahead. Other people's pig kites are flying in the sky, but Yuanyuan's little penguin can't fly?"
Then his little parrot will start talking nonsense.
Scratching his forehead, the little baby said seriously: "Because that is, Little Flying Pig..."
"And what about the flying pig? The flying pig is called the flying pig?"
"Yeah!" The little baby nodded seriously. It would be best if dad could understand it himself.
You still dare to say "um", you still dare to say "um" so firmly.
Gu Xiefeng didn’t know what to say. This strange little head, the things inside it were beyond the adults’ understanding.
"Okay, Dad will help Yuanyuan release it, and then let Yuanyuan catch it when it flies up."
Little Yuanyuan generously handed the things in his hand over, but he did not forget to doubt his father: "Dad, can you put it down?"
He had to do it no matter how hard it was. Risking his dignity as a father, Gu Xiefeng was determined to turn this little penguin into a little flying goose.
Fortunately, God was very kind to Mr. Gu. After he jogged for a while with the kite in his hand, the little penguin slowly flew into the sky.
"Wow!"
When the little baby saw the little penguin really fly up, he immediately got up from the ground and jumped to chase his father.
Gu Xiefeng turned around and took small steps back. The kite was still rising and had not stabilized.
The little baby jumped to his father's side and said, "Little penguin, fly! Fly!"
He also did not forget to show off to his brother on the other side.
Magic increased the volume: "Brother! Wishful little penguin, fly up!"
Not really, it’s not necessary to speak so loudly.
Gong Wangheng began to be curious about the body structure of this little bird. With such a small body, where did it hide its energy, and why did it have such a loud voice
I hope I’ll have a chance to study it carefully later.
Gu Xiefeng waited until the kite stabilized before handing the kite string to the little baby: "Here, Yuanyuan, take it."
But the kite flying in the sky is quite heavy and the little baby finds it difficult to hold.
And he was so short, and the kite was so high, the little darling felt like he was going to fly.
She shouted anxiously: "Daddy hold me, Daddy hold me, I wish I could!"
Gu Xiefeng wanted to squat down and hug him.
As a result, the little baby had quite a lot of requests: "Not you, not you!"
I must be held by Bai Qingnian.
Don’t ask, the only thing you know is that Bai Qingnian is more reliable and can give the little baby a greater sense of security at times like this.
Fortunately, there was no need to ask. Such obvious disdain was enough to break Mr. Gu's heart the moment he was rejected.
Little one, I was the one who helped you fly the kite.
Believe it or not, I will cut your kite string right now to let you know how dangerous society is.
Bai Qingnian picked up the little baby, held him in one hand, and helped him pull the kite string with the other hand.
The kite is flying very high, and my favorite little penguin is flying!
Bai Qingnian held him in his arms, Gu Xiefeng followed beside them, and Eleven was being led, rolling around and making a fuss beside them.
At this moment, Xiao Yuanyuan felt very happy. He was a baby with a home, a happy baby.
At noon, a tablecloth was spread in front of the tent and the two families sat together to eat lunch.
The bento was prepared in advance, and some hot takeout was ordered, which looked quite filling.
The little baby later rolled around on the grass with Eleven. He was hot and hungry, so he took off his coat before eating.
She was wearing a pink knitted sweater with two big strawberries on the chest.
It looks very much like little girls' clothes, but it doesn't look out of place on Xiao Yuanyuan, and it even makes him look whiter and plumper.
Yes, I'm fat.
When spring arrives, the seal of clothes is removed and the baby’s round belly can no longer be hidden.
But the little baby no longer cares, he has decided that if he doesn’t want to fly, then he doesn’t want to fly, he just wants to eat happily.
He sat down obediently next to Bai Qingnian, waiting for the meal to start.
The rice balls were made by the nanny in the morning and filled with fresh roast beef.
It has been kept in the incubator and is still warm.
When you are hungry, take a bite and the rice wrapped in sauce and tender beef will satisfy you instantly.
The little baby finished a rice ball in a few bites and held out his hand: "I want more!"
Bai Qingnian gave him another one and reminded him, "Yuanyuan, eat slowly. It's not good to eat too fast."
This is a bit like the small rice balls sold outside. It is filled with crispy fried dough sticks and vegetables, as well as half a grilled sausage, and is brushed with fresh and salty seafood sauce. It has a rich flavor.
The little baby listened to his father and ate slowly.
Holding the rice ball in both hands, he chewed it slowly, seriously and selflessly.
Only when Bai Qingnian brought other food to his mouth would he take his eyes off the rice ball.
Watching him eat is a pleasure. No matter how simple the food is, it seems like a delicious delicacy when you watch him eat it.
If he accidentally choked, he would not panic, but would pick up his small water bottle and quickly drink water.
Gong Wangheng thought the little penguin kite was the limit until he discovered that his small water bottle was also a penguin.
How much does this guy like penguins
That doesn't make sense. He's a little parrot, why would he like penguins
And there are too many penguin peripherals, right
Is it going to seep into every aspect of this child's life? What a terrible cultural implant.
On the surface, Gong Wangheng remained the same as usual, with no change.
But since he met the little baby, his inner complaints obviously increased, and all the unexpected emotions seemed to be left to this little guy.
They accidentally made eye contact, and the little baby showed off his kettle: "Brother, look, this is the little penguin kettle."
"I see it."
"Brother, do you still remember the name of this little penguin?"
"… "
Why did you suddenly make things difficult for him when he was enjoying his meal
However, Gong Wangheng had a good memory, and he still roughly remembered the story about the penguin family that the little baby had told him that day.
Of course he couldn't recognize who it was, but he remembered which one the little baby liked the most: "It's Cai Cai, right?"
"Wow!" The little baby was so naive that he really thought his brother remembered her. "Brother, you are so awesome. You still remember Cai Cai!"
"Um."
"Yuanyuan, I like Cai Cai the most!"
See, it just speaks for itself.
After dinner, the two children went into the tent to take a nap.
Gong Wangheng was not sleepy, but the adults were chatting lazily and he had nothing else to do, so he had to accompany his brother to sleep.
I slept for two hours.
After waking up, I flew the kite for a while, walked around the big park, and bought some snacks from a street stall.
It got dark quite early, so in the evening they packed up their things and went back.
It’s still tiring to play like this.
The little baby felt sleepy again in the car and slept until he got off.
When they parked the car at home, Gu Xiefeng whispered devilishly: "Baby, wish..."
The baby was dazed and didn't open his eyes, but he responded: "Um, um..."
"We're at the kindergarten, and Yuanyuan needs to go to class."
The drooping little head immediately raised up, and the baby woke up instantly.
He woke up and looked around frantically, wondering where he could hide. He wanted to disappear right on the spot.
Gu Xiefeng was careless and laughed out loud when he saw this scene.
The little baby then realized that this was just his father's teasing as they had just returned from flying a kite today.
Baby is angry and ignores daddy, you stinky daddy!
Gu Xiefeng is just bored and likes to make the little baby lose his temper and then coax him into good shape.
Holding little Yuanyuan out of the car: "Yuyuan, are you angry? Please don't be angry with daddy, okay?"
Baby pouted: "Humph!"
Being angry means ignoring you.
"Dad is wrong. We would like to skip school today and go to school tomorrow."
"… "
Why tell a child such a cruel fact!
Little Yuanyuan punched his father with his iron fist, angrily saying, "Big bad guy! Big bad guy!"
If it were someone else, this punch would definitely be combined with a magical attack.
But little Yuanyuan still couldn't bear to leave his father, and he hit Dad Gu's shoulder softly with his little fist, with the force no different from a massage.
Bai Qingnian looked at Gu Xiefeng, shook his head and sighed.
This guy has been getting worse day by day since he became a father, and he is becoming more and more childish as time goes by.
But not long after entering the house, Bai Qingnian received a call from Zhong Anjia.
It turned out that the eggs that Gong Wangheng had incubated were already hatching and would probably come out soon, so he called Yuanyuan to go over and take a look.
When Xiao Yuanyuan heard that the chicks were about to come out, she didn't bother to argue with Dad Gu about what happened just now, and ran to Brother Hengheng's house with a jump.
The eggs are incubated in Gong Wangheng's small laboratory, and he comes over several times a day to check on the situation.
The chicks were still silent yesterday and in the morning too. Unexpectedly, when they came back from outside, all four chicks were already pecking at their shells.
Two of the eggshells were half broken, and the other two had only a crack.
But you can hear the chirping of chicks, so chirping.
It was the first time the little baby heard the chicks’ cries, and he actually understood them.
After all, chickens are birds, and bird language is their universal language.
The chirping of the little chick actually has no specific meaning. It is just making some sounds to identify what it is when it is born.
"Chicken, chick!" the little baby said excitedly, "Chirp, chirp!"
When excited, something bad happened, and the birds chirped.
Gong Wangheng heard it, but the little baby didn't notice it yet.
Gong Wangheng sighed inwardly, how old does a person have to be to have the awareness to protect himself
Fortunately, two chirping sounds are not serious, and most people would not be suspicious even if they happened outside.
The chicks pecked the eggs hard, and the baby cheered them on in his heart.
Soon the chick's beak was seen and the cracks in the eggshell were getting bigger and bigger. The little baby could hardly bear it and wanted to help peel them out.
"... Bro, can we help the chicken?"
Gong Wangheng understood his intention to peel the eggs: "Don't worry, the chicks can come out on their own. If they can't come out by themselves, we can help them peel the shells."
Xiao Yuanyuan nodded and cheered for the chicks: "... Come on, you guys, work hard to come out, I've been waiting for you for a long time!"
Gong Wangheng smiled and said, "Now you believe it, right? You see, there are two kinds of eggs. Only this kind of eggs can hatch chicks. The eggs from your house cannot hatch chicks."
In fact, Xiao Yuanyuan believed it a long time ago, otherwise she would not have dared to eat the cake during this period.
He was a good kid, earnestly accepting the knowledge that would allow him to be completely at ease in the future: "… Yeah, Yuanyuan, got it!"
But he turned around and looked at the four motionless eggs and asked, "… Then, what should we do with these eggs? Can we still eat them?"
Thinking about eating, it really doesn’t waste food.
But they are still edible. Fresh eggs need to be kept at low temperatures. These eggs have been kept at high temperatures for twenty-one days. Calling them rotten eggs may be an underestimation of their quality.
Gong Wangheng picked it up and weighed it a few days ago, and felt that the situation inside was a mess.
Just by listening to the sound, you can imagine the stench inside.
Gong Wangheng had the honor of smelling the smell of rotten eggs once.
It was two years ago. Zhong Anjia was making breakfast for him and he was watching from the side.
When I took it out, I realized it was a rotten egg, which fell directly into the hot water.
The stench was so offensive that even gods and humans could not bear it, and Gong Wangheng did not dare to act rashly.
So now he doesn't dare to touch a few rotten eggs easily.
He was afraid that if it broke accidentally, his little laboratory would be ruined.
Gong Wangheng said seriously: "You can't eat them anymore. These eggs must be rotten. If you open them, they will stink to death."
Xiao Yuanyuan’s first reaction was to be frightened.
My brother said it stinks and can kill people, so he definitely can't smell it, because if he does, he will be killed by the stink.
But then I started to wonder, how bad does it smell
What kind of stench could be so bad that it could kill him
The little baby is still at an age where he is curious about everything, and with that kind of personality, the more he is not allowed to know, the more he wants to know.
Secretly looking at Brother Hengheng, Xiao Yuanyuan asked: "... Then Yuanyuan, can I take a look?"
Gong Wangheng thought that it would be okay as long as it wasn't broken, so he took one out.
He shook the egg, hmm, it still felt like a mess.
"Listen, there's no chicken in it, just mushy egg liquid."
“… Give it to Yuanyuan.”
"Then be careful and don't drop it."
"good."
The little baby took it carefully.
Eggs are very light and weigh nothing.
Following Gong Wangheng's example, the little baby also shook himself.
Gong Wangheng quickly put it back: "Okay, let's put it back. Anyway, this kind of egg won't hatch chicks, so you can eat it with confidence in the future."
I turned off the power of this small incubator.
Once the chicks on the other side come out, the experiment here can be officially terminated.
He stood up: "I'm going to the bathroom, you stay here and watch the chicken first."
"Yeah, okay!"
But as soon as Gong Wangheng left, the evil little devil in the little baby's heart began to stir and became out of control.
Is it smelly
How smelly is it
Will it really stink him to death
The more he thought about it, the more curious he became, and the more he couldn't control himself, so Xiao Yuanyuan stretched out his claws towards the eggs.
All four eggs were taken out of the incubator and placed one by one on the table.
I sniffed them one by one first, and it seemed that I couldn’t smell anything, so there was no bad smell for the time being.
Although the little baby was curious, he had no way to break the eggshell.
It's impossible to crack the egg with bare hands, and there are no other tools here.
After much thought, the little baby finally gave up and decided to put the egg back.
But just as he gave up, the egg started rolling.
Just like dominoes, one hits another and rolls forward at a speed that the baby has no time to react.
Clap, clap, clap.
It rolled to the ground in an instant and broke into pieces.
The little baby was a little panicked, but he was still wondering what the smell was like.
Instead of walking away immediately, he squatted on the ground and sniffed.
The stench didn't dissipate quickly, but by the time she could smell it, the little baby almost came out on the spot.
Yue!
It's so disgusting! What a terrible smell that can kill people!
The smell of four rotten eggs was not to be underestimated and soon spread.
The little baby couldn't escape even if he wanted to.
Yue! Can't escape!
Xiao Yuanyuan squatted on the ground, and his body just covered the broken eggs on the ground.
Gong Wangheng came back from the bathroom and saw him squatting. He asked, "Yuanyuan, what's wrong with you?"
But he soon found out what was going on. He didn't smell it when he first came in, but the smell became stronger as he walked a few steps closer.
Gong Wangheng almost ejaculated.
The eggs were still broken by this little guy. How rude of a guy is this? What did the eggs do wrong? They are already rotten eggs. Why treat them like this
Gong Wangheng quickly covered his mouth and nose and fled the room without thinking.
After running a few steps, he felt something was wrong and quickly went back. He carried out Xiao Yuanyuan, who was closest to the source of the stench and had lost the ability to move.
The chicks were hatched, the experiment was over, and the whole process went smoothly, but this happened in the end.
He hurried out carrying Xiaoyuanyuan and put it down in the corridor.
But the stench seemed to linger in their noses, unable to go away, and they both collapsed in agony.
Zhong Anjia just came up and saw them squatting in the corridor with red eyes. She asked in surprise: "What happened? Why are you outside? Did something happen to Xiaoji?"
As he said this, he walked into the room, and Gong Wangheng had no time to stop him.
"Wait a minute, Dad, don't go in!"
That's too late.
Zhong Anjia was irritated as soon as he entered. He had to be mentally prepared for the stench, so he left quickly.
Gong Suicheng also came up and saw that they all looked the same. He asked, "What happened? What happened in there?"
Zhong Anjia stopped him: "Don't go in, it stinks in there."
Gong Suicheng still didn't understand the danger of the situation: "How could anything be so smelly?"
After a few seconds in, he came out naked.
With the rotten eggs, Xiao Yuanyuan not only succeeded in making himself stinky, but also made the three members of the Gong family stinky.
The author has something to say: Little Chicken: What did we do wrong to have to endure this just after we were born
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Some friends are curious about whether there will be the Time Method when they grow up.
As for this, my current plan is that I will continue to write some more about the cub period, which is the longest part.
After that, time will fast forward, but it won’t all of a sudden fast forward to adulthood and dating.
I have plans for elementary school, middle school, and high school. These parts won't be as long as the infancy period, maybe just a few chapters each, mainly to help with the transition. Because growing up all of a sudden is too abrupt, and I can't accept a child becoming an adult overnight.
As for the love line, it will also be interspersed in the transition chapter (it would be a waste of puberty if you don’t do some cute things during puberty)
Of course, we can also see the desperate look on Brother Hengheng’s face when he is tutoring the little one with his homework (Yuanyuan: No way!)
This is the current arrangement, but of course I can still write differently if my brain is hit by a little penguin one day.
So curious friends can take a look at it first, it will probably be like this.