Little Birdy Pampering Manual

Chapter 72

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This is definitely a day that the Gong family will never forget.

Who could have thought that their family of three would be ruined by a few rotten eggs in their own home.

One is smelly enough, let alone four at once.

After smelling it for a moment, I felt the stench lingering on my nose and couldn't be eliminated. After they came out, the whole corridor seemed to stink.

Little Yuanyuan also smelled terrible.

I felt this almost despairing feeling at such a young age.

He felt that the world was too terrible and that life as a human was too hard, as one never knew where dangers were lurking.

This level of stench can really kill people, it's like a terrible weapon.

He was so exhausted that he lay on the ground, his eyes revealing fatigue and sadness that shouldn't be seen at his age.

It stinks, it really stinks.

This is not a smell a little baby can handle.

Neither he nor Gong Wangheng dared to enter the small laboratory again. It was only after a long while, when the stench had mostly dissipated and the nanny had cleaned it up, that Gong Wangheng went back in.

But he only went in for a moment. Gong Wangheng rushed in and took out all the chicks.

The air in this laboratory needs to be purified for a few days, and he doesn't want to step in during these days.

And because of the accident, they missed the chance to see the chicks come out.

By the time they were taken out, all four chicks had successfully hatched.

Each one is smaller than Xiao Yuanyuan’s palm, and their fur is not completely dry but wet.

The baby chicks' calls are crisp, chirping, and they are still getting to know the world they have come into.

Curious about the surrounding environment and what kind of creatures they are.

When the rotten egg was accidentally broken, the little baby was briefly frightened, but because he didn't know the consequences and was curious, he was not afraid.

He didn't even bother to make his brother and uncle stink, and he missed the moment the chick broke out of its shell.

The little baby felt very self-reproachful and guilty. He knew that he had done something wrong.

He shouldn't have been naughty and shouldn't have broken the rotten eggs.

Gong Suicheng and Zhong Anjia did not blame him.

Even though it was really smelly, the little darlings didn't do it on purpose. It was also the first time for them to experience such a thing. After they calmed down and recalled everyone's reactions just now, they felt more joyful.

The naughty little Wish is also very cute.

And they will take the initiative to admit their mistakes. They are very well behaved and they won’t take it to heart.

Gong Wangheng would never think of blaming him.

If he could calm down, he was really calm. If he was really angry about Xiao Yuanyuan's behavior, he would probably slap Xiao Yuanyuan on the hand and be a strict brother.

But he could still accept this level of mischief - after all, Xiao Yuanyuan himself had suffered the consequences and had even cried because of the stink, so let it go.

Xiao Yuanyuan apologized to his uncle and then apologized to his brother.

She stuck to Gong Wangheng, resting her chin on his arm: "...Brother, Yuanyuan was wrong, Yuanyuan didn't do it on purpose. Yuanyuan, I won't do it again next time!"

Gong Wangheng glanced at him, and his expression of admitting his mistake was very sincere.

But it’s hard to say whether they will do it again next time. For kids of this age, making promises is like dreaming, and they may forget them when they wake up the next day.

"Don't be so naughty in the future. You must not touch the things I tell you not to touch."

Little Yuanyuan accepted it humbly: "… Okay! From now on, brother, if you say no, Yuanyuan will not be allowed to do it!"

Suffering a loss made the baby grow up, and he also regretted why he didn't listen to his brother just now.

We all know that eggs are rotten, so why do we have to know how rotten they are

It just so happened that they had a dish of braised chicken legs at home that night.

When I see a chicken, I think of chicks, and when I think of chicks, I think of eggs.

When I think of eggs, I think of rotten eggs.

When I think of rotten eggs, I think of jade.

The stench really left a deep shadow on the little baby.

It has clearly passed, but it seems to still be floating next to my nose.

Once I think of it, I can recall it quickly.

The little baby has lost his appetite and even the delicious braised chicken legs can’t save him.

It's rare to see a baby lose his appetite. This means he's either sick or doomed.

Gu Xiefeng asked worriedly, "What's wrong, Yuanyuan? You didn't eat much tonight. Don't you feel like it?"

Bai Qingnian continued: "Don't you like braised chicken legs very much? Why don't you eat it tonight? Come, daddy will pick it up for you."

The little darling was embarrassed to tell what he did in the Gong family.

Because they feel they have done something wrong, they subconsciously want to hide it from their parents.

But looking at the braised chicken legs in the bowl, he really couldn't pick up his chopsticks. He didn't want to eat chicken tonight, not even a bite.

The two parents couldn't guess the real reason, so they could only guess: "What's the matter? Did you see a chick today, so you don't want to eat the chicken leg?"

Umm...chicken...

"Is the baby chick cute? Does Yuanyuan like it?"

The baby chicks are very cute. Later, their little down feathers dried up, and they became yellow and fluffy. They chirped, which sounded very nice.

Brother Hengheng said that he would keep the chickens for a while and observe their growth and changes.

Little Yuanyuan nodded and answered his father's question: "... Well, little chicks, very cute. Yuanyuan likes it."

"Then how about asking brother for two to raise at home?" Bai Qingnian said with a smile, "This way Yuanyuan can also know how chicks grow up."

"Yes, that's a good idea. We can watch how the chicks grow up. When they lay eggs, we can eat them. It's like killing two birds with one stone."

Umm... eggs...

Gu Xiefeng asked the little darling: "Yuanyuan, what do you think, is it good?"

Not good. Not good.

The little one doesn't want to hear about eggs anymore.

He put down his chopsticks and slapped his forehead painfully: "... Stop, stop talking!"

The dining table was a headache for the baby, and after patting his forehead, the little baby jumped down.

He left with a sigh: "... Yuanyuan, I don't want to eat anymore."

This almost scared his two fathers to death.

The little baby who loves to eat doesn't want to eat anymore? It's over, it's over, this must be a serious illness.

I asked the baby repeatedly, measured his temperature several times, and tested the vitality of his wings and tail. After making sure that everything was fine, I really believed that the baby simply had no appetite tonight.

The parents still hope that he can eat something: "If you don't eat now, Yuanyuan will be hungry later."

The little baby would rather wake up hungry at night than eat now.

“… I want to sleep and rest.”

The adult bento was because he was tired from playing today.

This is normal. Children of this age are like this. They always have to give up eating and sleeping. I hold him and let him rest and sleep.

The next day, just as Bai Qingnian had expected, the little baby woke up because of hunger.

When he woke up, his stomach was rumbling and he could hardly get up.

The sound of the stomach growling was particularly loud, like an alarm clock, and it directly woke up the two fathers.

When Gu Xiefeng woke up and heard the noise, he was stunned.

Those who know will think that he is hungry, but those who don’t will probably think that there is something strange hidden in the room.

—Is this a real, natural sound? Could it be that the little baby used some trick

Meeting Mr. Gu's suspicious gaze, the little baby looked back at him unyieldingly.

-I don’t know what you are suspecting, but I didn’t do anything. Don’t accuse the child with your eyes!

Gurgle gurgle.

While they were exchanging glances, the baby's stomach started growling loudly.

So the little baby chose to use the last bit of his remaining strength to roll around on the bed.

“… Yuanyuan is hungry! Yuanyuan is hungry! Yuanyuan wants to eat! Eat quickly!”

There was no choice but to get up and carry the baby to have breakfast.

This little guy seems to have gotten even more irritable. Now he's even throwing a tantrum and rolling around. I don't know where he learned this.

Bai Qingnian still wanted to sleep, so he didn't get up, so Gu Xiefeng carried the little baby to eat.

On the way, I couldn't help but pinch his nose: "Little thing, are you throwing tantrums at your dad now?"

But his tone was full of doting, and his eyes revealed how much he doted on his little baby.

The little darling didn't know that he had just acted like that.

Children are just more honest. They will express honestly what they like or dislike, what they want or don’t want.

He is a baby with a bit of a temper, and because he was so hungry and wanted to eat so much, he couldn't help it.

Feeling that his father's aura was gentle at this moment, he thought he was allowed to do so and bit his father's finger in a bad mood.

Urged: "Hurry up! Yuanyuan is so hungry!"

After a good sleep, the shadow that the rotten eggs brought to the little baby was mostly dissipated.

Now he only remembered that the smell was terrible, but he couldn't remember what it tasted like.

The breakfast offers a rich variety.

Steamed dumplings, soy milk, tofu pudding, rice balls and white porridge.

Little Yuanyuan was really hungry, so he sat down and grabbed a rice ball to eat, taking two bites each, gobbling it up quickly.

Then pick up the sweet soy milk and take a sip.

My stomach is finally 10% satisfied.

He smacked his lips and after eating, his temper improved. He said to the nanny, "Auntie, I want to eat noodles."

The nanny is still surprised by Xiao Yuanyuan’s appetite.

Your appetite is almost as much as that of an adult. Isn’t two rice balls enough

She first glanced at Gu Xiefeng, seeking her master's advice.

Xiao Yuanyuan followed the nanny's gaze and looked at his father.

The clever little baby realized that the decision was in his father's hands.

He started to act like a spoiled child to his father: "... Dad, Yuanyuan wants to eat noodles. Please give them to Yuanyuan."

Who can withstand this

Just talk if you want to. Who made him act like a spoiled child

Gu Xiefeng thought carefully and it took him three seconds to make a decision: "Let him do it."

"Yes." The nanny then asked, "What kind of noodles would you like to eat, young master?"

Xiao Yuanyuan was delighted: "That kind of slurping noodles!"

Slurp, slurp is the general term for the sound effects of his eating movements - but it's too difficult to describe what kind of noodles you eat without slurping them.

But the nanny immediately understood that what the baby wanted was scallion oil noodles.

"Okay, then I'll go make it for the young master now."

The little baby held up the spoon: "Okay! Thank you, Auntie!"

Dad taught me, good and polite baby, to remember to say thank you to auntie.

After saying that, she looked at her father again and said coquettishly: "Yuanyuan, I love daddy the most!"

No matter whether he was sincere or just trying to please his father, at this moment Gu Xiefeng felt physically and mentally relaxed by his words.

The little baby's words "I like it the most" directly set the stage for Gu Xiefeng's good mood for the rest of the day.

Xiao Yuanyuan was halfway through eating the scallion oil noodles when Bai Qingnian got up.

Seeing this scene, one can guess that this little ancestor must have eaten a lot. This bowl of scallion oil noodles was probably made specially for him.

Overeating is harmful to the body. Bai Qingnian said, "Don't eat too much when you are hungry. It's not good for your health."

Overeating? How is that possible

After eating the scallion oil noodles, the baby felt only 50% full and could still stuff another half a rice ball.

But he was busy eating and didn't explain to his father. Instead, he said, "... OK, I got it!"

After breakfast, you can’t avoid going to kindergarten.

New day, new melancholy.

Mainly because I had a lot of fun flying kites outside yesterday.

So the happier I was yesterday, the sadder I am now.

Especially since today is Monday and it will be several days before the weekend comes again.

Oh, when will these days end

Why do children have to go to school

But this is just the inner thoughts before going to school. Once he enters kindergarten, the little baby accepts his fate.

The children are almost all here.

Chen Shuying was in a good mood today. When Xiao Yuanyuan arrived, he was singing at his seat, singing Makka Baka again, twisting his body around as if he had added some dance moves.

I was in such a good mood that even Xiaoyuanyuan could feel it.

Take the initiative to ask: "You are so happy today, what's wrong?"

Chen Shuying said happily: "I'm going to learn dancing."

"Hmm? Dancing?"

The little darling knew what dancing meant, but was surprised that Chen Shuying actually went to learn dancing.

"Yeah!" Chen Shuying stood up and twisted her posture. "I went there yesterday, and the teacher said that I have a talent for dancing!"

The twins were right behind him, and it was a rare opportunity that they didn't ruin Chen Shuying's show.

Normally they enjoy bullying the little black snake, and if the little black snake exaggerates, they will definitely come out to sabotage them.

But today he was sitting quietly in his seat reading a book, which shows that what Chen Shuying said is true.

The kids nearby heard this and came up to him: “You are going to learn to dance, that’s amazing.”

"I am also learning to dance. What kind of dance are you learning?"

Chen Shuying said proudly: "Ballet!"

I don't know what ballet is, little darling.

Things that you don't know sound very powerful.

But after admiring, the little baby realized something very important.

Now even Chen Shuying is learning to dance, so what about him? He seems to know nothing at all

When all the kids around him were not so normal, only Chen Shuying was the same as him.

Chen Shuying is more timid than him, cries more often than him, doesn't like to study, and can't speak clearly.

Chen Shuying is the little baby's few psychological comforts - look, he is not the only one who is not good at studying, there is also a little black snake to accompany him.

As a result, the little black snake went to learn dancing, and the teacher said that he had a talent for dancing.

The baby was a little panicked.

No way. He will be the only little idiot who knows nothing in the future.

How can this be possible? This is absolutely not possible.

But what can he do, the little baby thought painfully, it seems that he can do nothing except eating.

Woo woo woo, he doesn’t want to be a useless little baby, he also wants to learn something.

When I got home from school, my dad was still at work. The little baby decided to wait for his dad to come back and talk about this matter.

He felt that he must have talent.

He must have a talent for singing, so he wanted to learn singing and was determined not to be a little baby who only knew how to eat.

Brother Hengheng went to class today, so the little baby had to stay at home obediently.

After the housekeeper picked him up from school, he returned to the Gu family.

There are two nannies at home, both of them are cleaning.

Since no one was playing with him, the little baby had to harass Eleven.

But Eleven was sleeping lazily and didn't want to pay attention to him.

"Eleven, let's play!"

The little baby knelt directly on Eleven's stomach and almost took Eleven's life.

Eleven quickly got up from the ground, bit his blanket and dragged himself to the other side to sleep.

"Eleven, don't go to sleep, you keep her company, you keep Yuanyuan company and play!"

Eleven didn't want to play with him, and his reluctance was visibly evident. In the end, he crawled into his own doghouse, which was a bucket of instant noodles.

Once the lid is closed, no one loves it.

The little baby didn't give up. He opened the lid, stuck his head in, and continued to harass her: "Let's play together! I'll go find the ball, and we'll play with it together!"

The little baby jumped to his toy room, pushed over the toy box with a bang, and all the toys inside poured out.

Little ball, little ball, his little ball.

But after searching for a while and still couldn't find the little ball, the little baby sadly remembered that his little ball was bitten by Eleven last time.

As punishment for messing up the garden that time, Dad refused to buy him a small ball again.

Although I don’t play with the small ball every day, it’s very frustrating when I can’t play with it when I want.

He doesn’t even have a small ball, how can he be called a little baby? Wow, he must be the most miserable little baby in the world.

So the little baby, feeling so miserable, lost interest in playing with the dog and went to the refrigerator to find some juice to drink.

One nanny is on the second floor and the other is in the courtyard.

The little baby didn't call out specifically, but opened the refrigerator to find juice by himself.

This was not a difficult task. Magic was very useful. I opened the refrigerator door easily and the little baby ran away. When I saw a pink can on the top shelf, I thought it should be juice and ticked it.

The can is pink with a round little peach painted on it.

Below is the text: 8% alcohol, peach vodka flavor.

Unfortunately, the little baby can’t read and doesn’t know what this means.

He only recognized the fruit on it, which was a peach, and he was even more sure that it was juice.

Xiao Yuanyuan opened the can in a cool manner and gulped down a large gulp.

Hmm...something's wrong!

Such strong bubbles, completely different from the juice he usually drinks.

The little baby sat on the ground and drank it, and quickly let it go to catch his breath.

A bit choking.

And the taste was a bit strange, different from the juice he usually drank.

Is this really juice? The little baby frowned and tasted it over and over again, but still felt something was wrong.

But after thinking about it, it seems to be okay? It seems to have a different flavor

So he picked it up again and took a sip.

I took a little less sip this time, so it was still choking, but I could still feel the scent and sweetness of the peach.

The little baby smacked his lips in confusion. However, it was very different from the peach juice he usually drank.

This juice tastes really weird.

After a few sips, my body started to feel weird.

My chest felt hot and my head felt a little dizzy.

But inexplicably full of confidence and strength.

The little baby stood up. Tonight he not only wanted to tell his father that he wanted to learn something, but also wanted to persuade his father to buy him another small ball.

Yes, it is like that!

How can the little baby not have a little ball? The little baby must have a little ball!

I even can't wait to tell my dad right now.

Well! Then go find dad!

Fake alcohol harms children.

The little baby was obviously drunk, and the alcohol made him bolder, so he started to plan how to find his father.

He did not seek help from adults and went to find a tricycle on his own.

Yes, he decided to ride his tricycle to find his father.

After finding the tricycle, I went to the toy box and found a toy sword and hung it on the handlebar of the tricycle.

This is to prevent him from meeting outsiders. If someone wants to bully him, he will use his sword to teach the other person a lesson.

As if that wasn't enough, he took out a toy grenade.

Dad said this is a very powerful weapon and it should be enough so we don’t have to worry about encountering bad guys.

Ready.

Didi beep, let’s go.

Who could have thought that he would just leave as soon as he said so.

Unless he is watched every minute, he can go out whenever he wants even if there are four, let alone two.

Riding on my beloved tricycle, Yuanyuan set off.

He wants to find Bai Qingnian.

Because it was Bai Qingnian who educated him last time, he must persuade Bai Qingnian to buy him another small ball.

The hospital was several kilometers away from their home, and the little baby had been there several times with Bai Qingnian.

But it is impossible for the little baby to remember the route with his brain.

He was not heading towards his father, but towards getting lost.

As soon as we left the community, the little baby was confused and didn't know which way to choose.

Fortunately, there was a bird to show him the way.

As spring approaches and the weather warms up, many birds are flying out.

Along the way he saw many little sparrows and swallows, as well as pigeons and parrots raised by other people.

They communicated affectionately in bird language, and because there were birds everywhere and the bird line covered a wide area, they soon found out where the little baby's destination was.

A dozen birds led him, avoiding the flow of people and cars, and planned a route with the highest safety factor to head towards the hospital.

The tricycle was moving very slowly, but the little baby used magic to speed it up and pedaled very fast.

There was a deserted path and the little baby flew by with a whoosh, leaving an afterimage.

I am looking forward to seeing my dad soon with the Yuanyuan brand tricycle.

More than half an hour later, the baby arrived at the hospital.

The car was short and the man was short, so he drove straight into the hospital gate and the guard sitting in the guard room didn't even see him.

The outpatient department is behind the main gate. It is almost closing time, so there are not as many people as during the day.

At this time, the little baby was worried. He had arrived at the hospital, but he didn't know where his father was.

Let’s go in and take a look first.

He rode his little tricycle into the outpatient department.

Then he was intercepted by the security guards at the door, both he and his car were there.

The security guards were stunned. It was the first time they had seen such a thing.

The child actually came alone, and he even came on a children's tricycle.

The security guard asked: "... Little boy, are you alone? What are you doing here?"

The little baby’s car was taken away, so he had to stand next to the security guard: “… I, I’ll come and look for my dad!”

The security guard didn't know whether his father was a patient or a doctor.

Question: "What does your father do? What's his name?"

The little baby burped and became very alert: "…The teacher said, no, tell strangers!"

"You have to tell your uncle, so that he can help you find your father?"

“… I, I want to find it myself!”

I suspect the security guard is a bad guy.

Where's his sword? Where's his hand-grenades? Damn it, they're still in the car.

The security guard had no choice but to carry him to the nurse's station in front and said, "A child said he came to look for his father. Can you help find him? If you can't find his father, call the police."

There weren't so many patients at this time, so the nurses finally had some free time after a busy day.

Seeing the pretty baby, she agreed without hesitation: "Okay, leave it to me."

The nurse greeted him in a friendly manner: "Little boy, are you here to see your father?"

Xiao Yuanyuan nodded and only felt tired after sitting down. He had been riding the bicycle for a long time and was really exhausted.

Gradually feeling sleepy, the little baby yawned.

"What's your father's name? Can you tell me?"

The little baby knows the doctor, so naturally he also knows the nurse.

The pretty nurse caught him off guard and he answered obediently, "... Daddy's name is Nian Nian."

Nurse: “…What is your father’s full name?”

Little baby: "Just call, Nian Nian!"

It seems that he doesn't know the full name.

"Do you know your father's phone number?"

The little baby nodded: "Yeah, I know!"

"Can you tell your sister? Then you can call dad."

The little baby continued to nod: "...Okay!"

Then there was silence.

After a long silence, the nurse said, "How much is it? Tell me, sister?"

The little baby can't hold it in.

After holding it in for a long time, he finally said, "... Woo woo woo, but, I forgot!"

Who would have the heart to let such a cute baby cry in front of them

And this reaction is so funny.

The nurse comforted him: "It's okay, it's okay to forget. Then tell your sister, what does your father do?"

The little baby understood very well and answered immediately: "Daddy is a doctor! A very good doctor!"

Don't forget to blow it.

Originally a doctor, his target range was smaller.

He is the doctor here, and there is a "Nian" in his name.

But it was impossible for the nurse to remember all the doctors, so she took the baby to the doctor's office.

There are two or three doctors at this point.

The nurse said, "This child said he came to see his father, who is a doctor here. His name contains the character 'Nian'. Can you help me find out who he is? He came here on a tricycle."

"Let me see... But the only doctor with a name of Nian here is Bai Qingnian from the general surgery department. He's not even married, so how could he have a child? Did this kid go to the wrong hospital?"

The little baby reacted when he heard the three words Bai Qingnian: "It's here! It's Nian Nian!"

The doctor was slightly surprised: "It's Bai Qingnian?"

The little baby nodded: "Yes! It's Yuanyuan's father!"

"Your father isn't married, is he? Are you really his child?"

The little baby pouted: "… He's getting married! He's getting married! My dad is getting married!"

“…Huh?” I’ve never heard of it. “…Are you really married? Who is your mother?”

"I, I don't have a mother!"

The doctor was even more confused.

Suddenly a child of this age appeared and said that Bai Qingnian was married, but then said that he had no mother.

"Who did your father marry?"

Such a cute baby wouldn't lie, but the amount of information was too much and the doctor couldn't help but ask for clarification.

"With my Big Daddy!" said the little baby, "Although I don't have a mother, I have a father and Big Daddy!"

The amount of information is even greater.

Who would have thought that Dr. Bai, who usually keeps quiet, is actually married and even has a child.

So the question is, whose child is this

People are not afraid of the truth but are afraid of their imagination.

Hearing him calling another big dad, the other party suspected that this child was a burden to that big dad, and Bai Qingnian had to be a stepmother at such a young age. No wonder he didn't inform others about such a happy event as marriage.

The doctor digested the news and said, "Wait a minute, uncle will call your father now and ask him to come pick you up."

"Okay, thank you uncle!"

At this time, Xiao Yuanyuan had no idea what would happen next, and all he wanted was to ask his dad to buy him a small ball.

The author has something to say: *Irresponsible mini-theater*

Bai Qingnian's large-scale social death scene ahead

After Gong Wangheng and Gu Xiefeng started breathing oxygen, Bai Qingnian also started breathing oxygen.