The little baby covered his hair.
No, he can't have his hair cut. He is very happy with his current hairstyle and doesn't need it cut at all.
But Bai Qingnian held him and went to the hair washing place with the barber.
When Mr. Bai was about to put the baby down, the baby quickly hugged Mr. Bai's neck and said he would not let go and would not lie down no matter what.
Bai Qingnian didn't expect that he would be so resistant just by listening, so he tried to coax him: "Yuanyuan, lie down, let's wash your hair first."
The little baby refused: "… I don't want to cut my hair! I don't want to cut my hair!"
Mr. Bai said immediately: "We don't want to cut it, we just want to wash it and trim it a little bit."
"…Fix it?"
"Yeah, just fix it."
Father Bai finally became what all fathers will be like in the end, and began to talk nonsense without changing his expression: "Yuanyuan's hair at the back is not very neat, let's trim it today. This way, Yuanyuan will be the most beautiful baby at the wedding."
The innocent little baby parrot was said to be heart-moving.
The most handsome little darling at the wedding must be him and cannot be given to anyone else.
The little baby hesitated, and the strength of his hands holding Bai Qingnian loosened: "... That, that's just trimming, you can't cut it, I wish you don't cut it."
"Okay, okay, we promise not to cut it, just trim it."
After much persuasion, I finally convinced the little baby to lie down.
Bai Qingnian and the barber exchanged a glance, and everything was said without words.
This must not be the first time the barber has seen a child like this, so he is very experienced.
Adjusting the water temperature to wash the baby's hair, he said, "Don't worry, little one. We are just trimming it, not cutting it."
With the double assurance from two adults, the little baby felt a little relieved.
He had no idea that he had been deceived by two adults and was lying here with no room for struggle.
"Children, please close your eyes. Be careful not to get splashed with water."
The barber said this, and the little baby closed his eyes obediently.
After washing his hair, he was led to sit on a chair.
The barber asked Bai Qingnian: "How do you want to cut it?"
The barber shop was noisy and the baby was some distance away from the adults, so he couldn't hear clearly.
Otherwise, the moment he heard the word "cut", he would immediately run away, resolutely protecting his hair.
Bai Qingnian looked at the baby's thick hair and said, "No need to change it in general. Cut it shorter at the front and back. Can you thin it out? He is very afraid of heat."
The barber took a look and said, "I'll shave all the hair at the back of his head. His hair is quite thick, and it will be much cooler if I shave it all up."
The barber gestured roughly and said, "From here to here. If it doesn't look good when exposed, you can leave the outside parts alone and put them down so that they won't be visible."
In fact, the little baby would look good in any hairstyle, but Bai Qingnian valued coolness and freshness more: "Then let's just do it this way, push it down inside, and don't move the outside."
"Okay." The barber said, "The child is so good-looking, it doesn't matter if you reject all the haircuts."
Bai Qingnian quickly shook his head: "No, no, it's best to keep it like this."
"Okay, I understand."
The little baby didn't know what his father was saying to the barber, but his intuition told him that it didn't seem to be a good thing, as if danger was approaching him.
The little baby was about to ask his father, but the barber picked up the hair dryer before him and started blowing it at him.
The little baby hates the sound of this high-power hair dryer. The noise from the one we use at home is not that loud. When it starts blowing outside, it almost kills him.
Fortunately, the hairdresser didn't blow dry the entire hair. He just blew it roughly, then took out his scissors and started working on the baby's hair.
When the sharp scissors appeared, the little baby finally realized that he had been deceived.
You said you wouldn’t cut my hair, but it turned out you were just lying to the kids!
What is in the barber's hand? It's a pair of scissors!
The little baby wanted to escape immediately, but Bai Qingnian was faster and grabbed his head.
"Dad is a liar! You are a liar!"
The little baby complained aggrievedly, but his head was held by his father and he couldn't move.
Bai Qingnian had already lied to her, so he decided to continue: "Yuanyuan, don't move! The scissors are behind us! It's very dangerous! If you move, I'll cut off Yuanyuan's ears!"
woo woo woo woo.
These words are surprisingly effective in scaring children. The little baby was really frightened and didn't dare to move.
Bai Qingnian was in front of him, blocking half of the mirror. The little darling didn't dare to move and could only peek at the camera with great effort, and then saw the scissors really cutting down one by one.
Click, click.
This is not the sound of hair falling, this is the sound of your little baby's heart breaking.
Scissors are so scary. Why are scissors so scary? Why would he dangle such a scary thing over his head
The little baby was so scared and wronged that he wanted to cry, but he didn't dare to move around, so he couldn't even cry.
I was also filled with disbelief at Bai Qingnian's behavior.
Why did his father lie to him? He is his favorite father. Doesn’t his father love him anymore? Does he want to use the scissors to plot against him
woo woo woo woo.
How could this happen
woo woo woo woo.
He is no longer his father's little baby. There is no little baby in the world more miserable than him.
But as the barber was cutting, he felt something was wrong.
The baby's hair felt thick but soft, and when the barber really cut it, he felt the touch was different from what he had just touched.
When the scissors were inserted, I could feel obvious resistance, and the scissors even got stuck a little.
Logically speaking, this should be impossible, but the feedback from the scissors is very real: this hair is just difficult to cut.
It's really strange, how could this happen.
As I continued cutting, the scissors really started to work less well.
The barber was stunned. Professional haircutting scissors are not cheap. They were working fine just now, so why did they suddenly stop working
Bai Qingnian saw that the barber's expression was not natural: "What's wrong?"
The barber couldn't tell the parents directly, fearing that his skills were not up to par. He said, "It's nothing, it's just that the child's hair is quite soft, so it takes a little effort to cut it."
Huh? Is there such a thing
Bai Qingnian also doubted the little baby in front of him.
Could it be that some magic was secretly used to increase the difficulty of the barber's job
The little guy wouldn't do such a thing, right
The barber looked down at the ground and was surprised to find a few feathers mixed in with the hair he had just cut.
The barber looked at the baby's head and then at the ground: "That's strange, where did this feather come from?"
According to common people's logic, one would not directly think whether it fell from the baby's head. The barber just suspected that it was blown in from outside.
But Bai Qingnian woke up on the spot.
It’s terrible. How could he forget such an important thing? There is a certain probability that the baby’s shed hair will turn into feathers. How could he bring the baby out to get his hair cut
The heart alarm sounded loudly in an instant.
The last time I felt so nervous and excited was when I brought my baby home to steal the household registration book.
Before Bai Qingnian could think of what to say, he spoke up to stop him: "Please wait a moment!"
The barber stopped and asked, "What's wrong?"
Bai Qingnian tried desperately to think of a reason, and finally said in a poorly acting manner: "I misread the time, and suddenly remembered that there was something very important. I have to take the children and leave first."
The barber was stunned, but cooperated with the parents: "Then I will speed up the trimming and stop pushing it."
Bai Qingnian didn't dare to let him repair it. If feathers started to come out of his head, he would have no son.
Bai Qingnian said: "No need! This is also good, I can't tell anything, let's leave it this way for now!"
The barber held the scissors in his hand and looked at it again and again with a surprised look: "... That's it?"
"Yes, that's good. Sorry, I was really anxious."
"Then I'll blow dry his hair."
"No need for that!" Bai Qingnian released his hand that was pinching the little head and took off the cloth wrapped around him. "Just pay the bill. It's okay. I'm really in a hurry."
He didn't care whether this would arouse the barber's suspicion.
The most important thing at this moment is not to expose the little baby's identity.
Although the barber looked confused, he still obeyed the parents' request: "...Okay, that's it."
Bai Qingnian quickly picked up the little baby, feeling guilty. It was he who forgot about this matter. He actually forgot such an important thing.
Because the haircut was not complete, he only charged for the shampoo. After deducting the money from the membership card, Bai Qingnian left quickly with the baby.
Only after opening the car door and sitting in did Bai Qingnian breathe a sigh of relief.
Too much stimulation, the brain starts to get confused.
Looking at the little baby in his arms, he still had a look of aggrieved expression, and his hair was half cut, making it messy and unbearable to look at.
In this situation, you definitely can't take him out to eat. You should go home and trim his hair immediately. You can't let the little baby go out with such a hair.
But it is true that I want to pick up Gu Xiefeng.
The original plan was to pick up Gu Xiefeng after getting his hair cut, and then have dinner together - and use the meal to coax the little baby who might lose his temper.
Now all the plans are messed up, and Dad Gu is unreliable. After listening to Bai Qingnian's narration, he hurried to check the little baby's hair, and then gave the little baby mercilessly ridiculed.
How could the little baby bear this injustice
The cut hair was at the back, so he couldn’t see whether it looked good or not, but the little baby thought it must look awful when his dad smiled like that.
He lost his temper: "… Dad is such a bad guy! He lied to Yuanyuan! He even laughed at Yuanyuan! Yuanyuan will ignore you guys! I will never pay attention to you guys again, wuwuwu!"
In the end, she started crying, crying with a very aggrieved and pitiful feeling, and sobbing with resentment.
Bai Qingnian felt guilty and apologized and coaxed the child. Finally, he took his anger out on Gu Xiefeng, thinking that this guy was too mean. He had to laugh at the child for no reason, making the child's already wounded heart even worse.
Bai Qingnian hit Gu Xiefeng a few times to vent his anger: "Yuanyuan, don't cry anymore. It's Daddy's fault. Daddy promises that he won't do this again next time."
The little baby was still crying and couldn't stop.
His hair was cut, the planned dinner out was cancelled, and Mr. Gu laughed at him.
How could a little darling experience the same thing as him? He is not even a little darling at all; he is clearly a poor little thing.
Poor little Yuanyuan touched the back of his head, thought about the fear of being threatened by the scissors, and thought about the first time he ran away from home in his life.
What kind of fathers are these two? You can’t keep one of them anymore, just throw them both away.
Gu Xiefeng regretted it when he heard the little baby crying. After being beaten by Bai Qingnian, he reflected on himself on the spot and deeply realized that such behavior was very bad.
Mr. Gu got out of the car halfway through the journey and moved from the passenger seat to the back.
He held the little baby in his arms and coaxed him: "Okay, okay, don't cry, it's Daddy's fault. Daddy shouldn't laugh at you. Daddy kisses you. Come back to Daddy, okay?"
Gu Xiefeng offered himself up to be beaten, and the little darling was not polite.
In this situation, how could he let Dad Gu kiss him? What's more, he still remembered Dad Gu's prickly stubble, so he immediately stretched out his little hand and slapped Dad Gu's chin with his palm.
Gu Xiefeng also felt like a very pitiful man.
He is a domineering president outside, but when he comes home he is beaten by his wife first and then by his children - the key is that he dare not offend either of them, so he has to take the beating and coax them one by one.
Damn it, is losing his glory as a domineering CEO a fate he cannot escape
"Okay, Yuanyuan, don't be sad. Daddy wasn't serious just now. Yuanyuan looks good like this. Our Yuanyuan is the best-looking kid in the world. She looks good no matter what."
Words to comfort the child are temporarily ineffective.
Because just now he was coaxed by Bai Qingnian like this, and then he paid the price with his hair. Now that Gu Xiefeng said this, how could he believe it.
"Dad lied! We said we wouldn't cut it! We said we were going out to eat! It's all gone!" She complained angrily, "I want it, I'm running away from home!"
runaway
Where did you learn this
The adults are increasingly shocked by the appearance of little babies recently.
Father Gu didn't take it seriously and was even amused by him. He asked him, "Yuanyuan is going to run away from home?"
The little baby huffed, "Yes, I wish, I wish I could leave today!"
The conscienceless father Gu was about to die of laughter: "Where is Yuanyuan going?"
The little baby only learned this word from watching cartoons, but he hasn’t decided where to go.
Dad asked, and he thought hard: "I, I'll go to Brother Hengheng's house!"
So running away from home means walking from your own home to your neighbor's house across the street
Father Gu suppressed his laughter and ruthlessly revealed the truth: "You are so close, Daddy will catch you back in no time."
The little baby was so angry that his dad was so mean as to bring him back.
"Then I'll ask my brother to take me to grandma's house!" The little baby has also learned to find his father's pain points, "I'm going to great-grandma's house! If my brother takes me there, I'll tell great-grandma! You bully me! You also bully dad!"
Gu Xiefeng couldn't laugh anymore.
This is very serious. The wedding is coming soon. If Bai's mother hears this news, Gu Xiefeng is afraid that he will lose his wife.
I quickly coaxed him: "Do you have to be so serious? Are you going to tell grandma about dad? Dad is wrong. Dad shouldn't laugh at Yuanyuan. Yuanyuan, please don't be angry with dad, okay?"
late!
The clever little baby realized that this would work, and would not let it go easily: "No! I will tell grandma! You bullied Dad! You made Dad cry!"
This is considered a rumor!
Father Gu, who had spread rumors about his children many times, finally got his comeuppance at this time. He said something that he didn't have the confidence to say: "Grandma won't believe you. Dad won't do such a thing."
The little darling was not afraid, and still snorted: "It doesn't matter, I will make grandma believe it!"
It almost means that he has magic and can do whatever he wants.
Father Gu quickly held the baby in his arms and coaxed him again and again: "Baby, it's not that serious! How about this, let's go home and get our hair done, and then come out to eat. Can you buy a strawberry cone for the baby?"
"snort!"
"Don't hum, Daddy will buy you another cup of milk tea, okay?"
“Hehehe!”
"Buy some more bread for me, baby. Daddy will buy you whatever you want to eat, okay?"
After three consecutive temptations of delicious food, the angry little ancestor was finally coaxed into peace.
When we got home, the baby's hair, which was half wet, was almost dry.
After drying, the difference in length becomes more obvious.
The two fathers were worried. None of them had any experience in cutting hair, and for a moment they really didn't know how to start.
I first searched online for “refreshing hairstyles suitable for four-year-old boys”, but the ones I could cut were all a bit ugly, and the good-looking ones were definitely ones they couldn’t cut.
In the end, this task was handed over to Mr. Bai. After all, he is a doctor and has a steady hand.
Looking at the little baby's hair, Dad Bai felt very regretful. It was all his negligence. He should not have taken the little baby to get a haircut earlier. Now the hair is in a mess and he is in a dilemma.
There is no professional hairdressing equipment at home, so I can only find a pair of sharp scissors to operate. There is no professional hairdressing technology, so I can only try my best to trim the uneven hair.
Bai Qingnian looked at the angry little baby with puffy cheeks and tried to cheer him up and comfort him: "It's okay, baby! Daddy will fix it for you, really, it will be fine once it's fixed."
Compared to the barber, it actually makes the baby feel more secure when Dad Bai does it himself.
There is no big mirror at home like the ones in the barber shop, so the little baby can’t see how the scissors are flying around on his head.
He placed his little trust in Father Bai: "... Then Father, make it look better!"
Bai Qingnian had no idea at all, but he still had the courage to respond: "Okay, Dad will definitely make it look good for you."
Pick up the scissors and take a deep breath.
Phew, just do it.
Click, click, click.
But when he really did it, Mr. Bai knew that this was not a simple matter, as the little baby's hair could actually get stuck in the scissors.
The little baby couldn't see anything, and didn't dare to move under his father's instructions. He just listened to the whispers between Mr. Gu and Mr. Bai.
“Isn’t this a little short?”
"Cut some more here?"
“Isn’t this a bit asymmetrical?”
"It's okay, I can't see much, but it seems to be layered here?"
"Will it be invisible if it's covered?"
"How about cutting some more here?"
"There seems to be a difference in height between the two sides. Look, is there a difference of one finger?"
"Yes, at least your judgment is correct."
By the time the two fathers felt they had accomplished their mission, the baby's hair had grown to a whole new level of shortness.
A lot of the broken hair on the ground turned into feathers, and Dad Gu quickly cleaned them up and destroyed all traces of the body.
When Mr. Gu came back from taking out the trash, their little baby was already squatting in the corner of the sofa, shutting himself up.
Bai Qingnian apologized beside him: "Dad is sorry for you."
Mr. Bai wanted to trim his hair to a straight length, but accidents happened one after another, and in the end, although his hair was straight, the little baby's hair was also much shorter.
In order to maintain a certain height, a lot of the baby's hair on his forehead was cut off.
The once thick bangs are almost turned into air bangs due to Mr. Bai's accidental manipulation.
This hairstyle can still give people a good-looking feeling completely because the little baby's appearance is resistant to beating. However, when the little baby looked in the mirror and found that his hair had become like this, he instantly became listless and lost his soul, squatting in the corner of the sofa and becoming autistic.
So let it be, just pretend that this little parrot has never been to this world.
From today on, he is just a small mushroom growing in the corner of the sofa. He will grow here, wither here, and rot here in the future. It would be best if he could be a stinky mushroom, so that he can stink his two fathers to death.
"... Yuanyuan is also very cute like this, really very cute, like a little mushroom..." Bai Qingnian asked Gu Xiefeng for help, "... Is that right, isn't Yuanyuan also very cute like this..."
Gu Xiefeng continued: "Yes, let me see whose little mushroom is so cute."
After hearing these words, the little baby became even more withdrawn.
It was indeed time for him to turn into a little mushroom.
Gu Xiefeng came over and said, "Yuanyuan, don't be sad. She's really cute! And now that the haircut is done, we can go out to eat. Dad just promised to take Yuanyuan out to eat. We can set off now."
No, mushrooms do not need to be eaten.
The little mushroom remained silent, expressing the most intense silent protest with its roundest and cutest back.
The housekeeper passed by and saw the baby's hairstyle like this. His pupils dilated and he looked at the two adults with a shocked expression.
Just now, he thought it was outrageous when he knew that they were going to cut the baby's hair themselves, and the result was even more outrageous.
It’s not that he’s ugly, the little baby is pretty enough, he’s still cute even with a bald head.
But anyone with eyes can see that the hairdresser's skills are not up to par.
The housekeeper who happened to be passing by was caught, and Gu Xiefeng embarrassed him: "Uncle housekeeper also thinks that Yuanyuan's new hairstyle is very good-looking, right?"
He kept winking at the housekeeper.
Little Mushroom raised his head and cast his gaze towards the housekeeper.
The butler is the most honest person in the family, and the little baby believes that he will not deceive himself.
Such expectant eyes made the housekeeper unable to tell the truth. The child was so pitiful. He had been tortured like this by his parents. If he didn't comfort and coax him, the housekeeper would feel guilty.
So the housekeeper answered with a guilty conscience: "Yes, the young master has a very nice hairstyle, very cute, like a little mushroom."
Woohoo, mushrooms again.
The little baby is really going to become autistic. Is this the mushroom fate that he cannot escape
"How can I sing if I'm like this..."
It was agreed that he would be the most glittering baby at his father's wedding, but the wedding is about to take place and his hair has become like this. Is he going to be the baby that looks the most like a mushroom
Gu Xiefeng and Bai Qingnian were in a panic: "... You can still sing like this, really, Yuanyuan is still very cute."
What they said was true. After Xiao Yuanyuan changed her hairstyle, she gave people a completely different feeling.
The haircut was a bit sloppy, but after being shortened, he looks more refreshing, smart, sweet and lively.
"I don't want cuteness! I want my original hair!"
Then it can't be changed, and the cut hair is all falling down.
Bai Qingnian felt extremely regretful, guilty, and helpless.
Why on earth did I take the little darling to get a haircut? If he had woken up earlier, this wouldn't have happened.
The housekeeper couldn't bear it, thinking what the young couple did was really outrageous.
The housekeeper said, "It's okay, young master. You can wear a hat when you go out. This will temporarily cover your hair."
This is a good suggestion, and the parent said, "Yes, you can wear a hat. Yuanyuan has many hats. Daddy will get a hat for Yuanyuan to choose from."
One of the reasons why Mr. Bai took his baby to get a haircut was to keep his little head cooler in the summer. Now making him wear a hat is completely putting the cart before the horse, but this is the best solution he can think of at the moment.
They found a dozen hats suitable for summer and let him choose one by one. The two parents took turns coaxing the little baby out, and after a long time, they finally coaxed him out.
After buying a lot of delicious food to feed him and lots of toys to please him, the little baby gradually accepted the fact and forgave his two fathers.
Gong Wangheng didn't see Xiao Yuanyuan for four days.
His teacher signed him up for an elementary school math Olympiad, which was held in another city.
Gong Wangheng had no interest at all, but when his doctor found out, he persuaded him that maybe he could meet a kid as smart as him and maybe even make friends. With Xiao Yuanyuan by his side, Gong Wangheng was no longer so resistant to the idea of making friends and decided to give it a try.
In the end, the elementary school student was just an elementary school student, not even capable of fighting, and he wasted three days of his time.
Gong Wangheng won a national competition and then returned home disappointed.
The next day after he came back, he went to see his brother with snacks he bought in the competition city.
Although the competition is boring, there is a very famous peach pastry shop nearby.
Gong Wangheng was born with a poor appetite and didn't really like eating this kind of food.
But now I always remember my younger brother, thinking that he would like it, so I bought two bags for him.
The moment he saw Xiao Yuanyuan, Gong Wangheng noticed the hat on his head.
The bunny shape, with two long bunny ears, is very cute, but also strange - who wears a hat at home? My brother doesn't usually wear a hat.
Four days later, Xiao Yuanyuan accepted the reality of her hairstyle.
But children also have their own self-esteem and aesthetics. He thinks his hairstyle is not good-looking, so he has to wear a hat both at home and outside.
Gong Wangheng gave him the peach cake. The little baby happily took it and tasted it immediately.
Crispy, crunchy and sweet, it's his favorite taste.
"Thank you, brother!"
Gong Wangheng stared at his hat: "As long as you like it... But why do you wear a hat at home?"
Mentioned the sad story of the little baby.
Touching the rabbit's ears, the little baby said: "... Yuanyuan's hair was cut badly by daddy..."
"Did your uncle cut it for you?"
The little baby nodded.
"Then go outside and get it cut again?"
The little baby shook his head: "No, go outside."
"Why?"
The real reason cannot be told, the little baby explained: "It's just, I can't go, Yuanyuan doesn't like to get my hair cut outside."
Gong Wangheng was a little curious: "Can you show it to me?"
The little baby didn't want to: "No, it doesn't look good!"
"Then let me see how ugly it is." said the devil.
It actually worked. Maybe the little baby wanted to complain to his brother. After hesitating for a few seconds, he said, "Then you can't. What a joke!"
Gong Wangheng said: "I won't laugh at you."
Xiao Yuanyuan believes her brother. After all, her brother doesn’t laugh much normally, and he would definitely not laugh about such a serious matter.
Thinking this in his mind, the little baby slowly took off his bunny hat.
He never expected that his head could ruin his brother's plan.
Before Xiao Yuanyuan could open his mouth to complain, he heard a sound: "Puff."
Xiao Yuanyuan looked up in shock, and her brother had returned to normal.
"It looks pretty." The brother rubbed his head, "It looks like a mushroom."
The author has something to say: Here I come, here I come, for the fifth consecutive day (well behaved and waiting for praise.jpg
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*Today's Small Theater*
Wishful (casting magic): Watch me turn all of you into mushrooms