The next day, Miao Anyun, who stayed up late to read the script, was lucky not to develop a pair of panda eyes.
Today is the school anniversary, and it is rare for students to come to school early. The whole school was filled with a cheerful atmosphere, even the graduating seniors had relaxed smiles on their faces.
The annual school anniversary is a very important day at Glass College. On this day, students can relax and have fun without having to think about what is available and what is not.
As soon as he entered the campus, Miao Anyun saw many stalls already set up. There weren't many people arriving at the school at this time, but they were by no means too few. From time to time, you could see a few people walking around talking and laughing, which seemed to be a bit lively.
When he came to the class, Miao Anyun was somewhat surprised to see Lin Haoyan with a smile on his face. Seeing him coming, Lin Haoyan smiled and waved to him.
"Xiaoyun, morning~"
These* wavy lines…
Miao Anyun looked at Lin Haoyan speechlessly for a while, deeply suspecting that he had taken the wrong medicine today. Moreover, what the hell is Xiaoyun's name... Miao Anyun, who concluded that Lin Haoyan did not take medicine today in less than two seconds, decisively ignored Lin Haoyan who forgot to take medicine (?).
"Xiaoyun, why are you ignoring me~" She complained sadly.
"..." Miao Anyun calmly touched the goosebumps on his arms, turned around and walked out.
He should go find his cousin. He can't stay in this classroom anymore... →This is Miao Anyun who would rather practice piano than stay in the classroom facing the convulsing Lin Haoyan.
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It was still some time before his piano solo and his class's drama performance, and Miao Anyun was sitting in the school theater watching the performances prepared by others.
Their school has a theater specially built for performances (should it be said that it is an aristocratic college...). The theater is large enough to accommodate thousands of students in the school.
The theater has two floors. The second floor has a better view, but there are fewer seats. It is basically reserved for teachers and principals. Miao Anyun's position is also on the second level, which makes him a privileged class (well, everyone knows it.).
The stage was large, with red curtains tied up by yellow ropes. At this moment, there is a performance on the stage...
Miao Anyun looked at the 1m89-tall rough man on the stage in silence, wearing a white dress, a red hood and carrying a small basket.
What can you think of in this scenario
The narration is as follows: Little Red Riding Hood happily walked on the path in the forest and was about to go to her grandmother's house to find her grandmother.
Yes, this is the legendary "Little Red Riding Hood". I always feel like I can no longer look directly at the three words "Little Red Riding Hood"...
That scene coupled with that narration was so beautiful that I didn’t dare to look at it. It hurts the eyes, and the students all said that their eyes were going to be damaged.
Not only were the audience either laughing or having stomachaches and almost couldn't support it any longer, the Little Red Riding Hood brother on stage also said that he was too big to perform anymore. The elder brother only felt that his face was burning, and this incident was probably going to be a psychological shadow for him for the rest of his life.
#Please ask for the psychological shadow area of this big brother at this moment#
Miao Anyun calmly (...) drank some water to calm down her shock. After looking at this "Little Red Riding Hood" and thinking that he would wear a skirt soon, Miao Anyun... felt bad.
Fortunately, the rest of the performance was pretty normal(?). Miao Anyun was not frightened again.
Well, it's just some scenes from "Beauty and the Beast" in which the beast is as beautiful as a flower and the beauty is as beautiful as a slag (eh?). Miao Anyun said numbly that I had no fluctuations in my heart.
Miao Xiaoyun seems to have been spoiled~ Bracket smile.
After a series of performances that were physically and mentally traumatic, it was finally the turn of Miao Anyun's class to perform. Miao Anyun got up from her seat numbly and followed her classmates to the dressing room.
After allowing the makeup artist to apply exquisite makeup on herself, Miao Anyun put on a wig, a gorgeous dress, and a pair of yellow high heels. When he walked out of the changing room, the makeup artist looked at him like this -
A girl with long black hair walked out of the changing room gracefully, holding up her skirt. Her skin was soft and white, like the cleanest first snow. Her appearance was so delicate that no trace of flaw could be found. Her dark and bright eyes looked... Clear and agile. Like an elf that only exists in fairy tales, incredibly beautiful.
The make-up artist who was already looking stupid was slobbering
Miao Anyun himself didn't have any self-consciousness, so he walked straight to the backstage to prepare, and made many people look stupid along the way.
"...Xiaoyun?" Lin Haoyan, who was handsome and handsome in a prince's attire, shouted hesitantly.
"It's me." The beautiful elf opened her red lips lightly, and her voice was as clear and crisp as the ice and snow on the mountains, crisp and sweet with a hint of coolness (voice changer√).
"..." Lin Haoyan was intoxicated.
My wife (?!) is so pretty... Hehehe (﹃) → Lin Haoyan’s thoughts.
Hey, who is your wife? You call her that, does Miao Xiaoyun know?→＿→
Just for a moment, the performance of the previous class was over. The red curtain gradually fell on the stage.
When the curtain rose again, the background had been changed to a gorgeous castle.
"In a far away country, there lived a king and queen. They longed to have a child. So they prayed to God sincerely..."
"Oh God! We are all good kings and queens, please give us a child!" → A manly queen wearing a gorgeous dress
Well, the people who play the king and the queen are all men. Why is their class a science class with more men? Light the wax in the front row.
"Soon after, the queen gave birth to a lovely little princess. This girl's skin was as white as snow, her cheeks were as red as apples, and her hair was black and soft. Therefore, the king and queen named her "Snow White" ". People all over the country deeply bless Snow White."
At this time, the curtain was drawn down and the background board was replaced by a forest. At this time, Snow White, played by Miao Anyun, appeared.
"Snow White grew up under the favor of the king and queen, and finally became a beautiful girl who was loved by everyone. Snow White was very kind and caring, and she often played with animals. The animals in the forest were like little deers. , little rabbits, squirrels, and birds all like Snow White, because Snow White will give them food and tell them stories.”
"Snow White, who has a kind-hearted, simple and unpretentious personality, is different from those coquettish bitches outside (seems like something strange is mixed in??! Also, this attributive is too long...), and lives a happy life." The narration is still there. Continue, but no one in the audience is listening.
The audience was completely erupting, and Miao Anyun on the stage could vaguely hear a conversation like this—
"Damn it, the girl on the stage is from some class, she's so pretty!"
"Sister, sister, sister, look at me (﹃)~"
“Ah, sister, marry me!!!”…
Miao Snow White Princess An Yun's face turned dull.
Next (at Miao Anyun's strong request) we pressed the fast forward button.
"When the dwarfs came home in the evening, they saw Snow White lying on the ground as if dead. They immediately lifted her to the bed and tried their best to save her, but Snow White still didn't wake up."
"The dwarfs cried and put Snow White in a glass coffin filled with flowers, preparing for a grand funeral."
"At this time, the prince of a neighboring country happened to pass by the forest and saw the beautiful and lovely princess in the crystal coffin, as well as the dwarfs and small animals mourning nearby."
(cross out) A wild Lin Haoyan jumped out of the grass (you win). (crossed out) Lin Haoyan, who looked handsome in a prince's attire, walked to the stage.
"After the prince knew what happened, he looked at Snow White sadly with tears in his eyes and said..." → Narrator
"Poor princess, how wonderful it would be if you could be resurrected!" Lin Zihan Prince Haoyan stared at Miao Anyun lovingly... The beautifully shaped red lips (the makeup artist applied lipstick on them), and planned to Kiss on.
Miao Anyun, who was lying quietly as a corpse:…
He suddenly wanted to fake the corpse (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
Everyone in the audience:... let go of the hot princess! let me! ! !
I was just thinking about it in the audience, but I was already taking action on the stage. I saw a pretty dwarf stopping the prince's move. The other six dwarfs seemed to have reacted and followed the leading dwarf to stop the prince. The two sides reached a stalemate and started fighting.
The seven dwarfs are played by seven girls in the same class. The leading dwarf_(:3ゝ∠)_ is the heroine Xia Youyou.
Xia·Dwarf·Yuyou: The princess is mine, the prince should stay away!
Everyone in the audience: Damn it, this plot is wrong, what kind of divine unfolding is this... Although we feel a little sorry for the prince, we still want to say silently to the dwarves, well done!
Miao·Zombie Princess·An Yun felt the veins on her forehead twitching. He endured it for a long time, but still couldn't hold it back. He decisively faked the corpse.
The beautiful Snow White suddenly opened her closed eyes, sat up from the crystal coffin expressionlessly, and spit out the poison apple in her mouth. She stood up gracefully and walked away as quietly as she came, leaving only an infinitely beautiful back to everyone.
"...Snow White came back to life again and lived a happy life from then on..."
End.
Audience: Confused.gif
On stage: also confused.gif
"Bah, bang, bang!" A few people applauded first, and the applause that started in twos and threes seemed to have started a chain reaction. The audience burst into applause. By the end, almost everyone was clapping.
Students and teachers: Although I feel like there is something wrong with this plot (nowhere is right), I surprisingly find it very good╰(*°▽°*)╯