15
Chu Yu looked at Li Kai'an devouring food at the table with a kind face. In order to show his multi-functional role besides cooking, he suddenly said: "I also washed your underwear and socks today."
"..." Li Kaian almost choked to death on the meat in his mouth.
Chu Yu held his head high and looked like he was ready to receive praise and wear a little red flower.
Li Kaian's face felt inexplicably hot, and he said displeasedly: "Who told you to wash it?"
It’s really shameful to have your intimate clothes hand-washed by someone you don’t know very well!
Seeing his expression, Chu Yu suddenly became weak. He lowered his head and struggled to explain: "Do you think I can't wash well? I washed it very clean, and it smells so good..."
Li Kaian's eyes widened: "You still smell it!?"
"I smelled it after washing. I was afraid it wasn't clean. I didn't think of anything else," Chu Yu said hurriedly, "I lied to you that I was a puppy."
Li Kaian said indifferently: "You are just a puppy." Chu Xiaonuipou.
"That's what you said, woof woof woof, don't be angry." Chu Yu tugged on Li Kai'an's sleeves.
"I'm not angry. I'll just wash them myself from now on." Li Kaian said helplessly, half-jokingly, "I'm afraid my life will be shortened if I ask the gods to wash my underwear."
Even the emperor doesn't have this kind of treatment, okay
"I know, I won't move around from now on." Chu Yu nodded obediently. His newly cut short hair was a bit frizzy, making him look a few years younger than before. With his pure and innocent demeanor, he looked like an overdeveloped high school student. , Li Kaian glanced at him a few times, and suddenly felt like laughing.
"You were struck by lightning five times and nothing happened except your hair?" Although he deserved it, Li Kaian couldn't help but care. After all, "being struck by five thunders from the sky" still sounds very tragic.
"Well, this..." Chu Yu drawled, his eyes rolling around, obviously about to start lying.
Li Kaian: "..."
Chu Yu blushed and said, "My butt hurts too. Could you please rub it?"
—The matchmaker’s physical contact method is now online.
Li Kaian pointed at Chu Yu's lower body with an indifferent expression: "Why don't you just say it hurts here?"
"This hurts too," Chu Yu said expectantly with a look on his face that said, "You're so smart, I didn't expect that." "Can you rub it?"
Li Kaian's thin lips parted slightly: "Get out."
The little puppy Chu, who was cruelly kicked away by its owner, whimpered and fell on his bed!
Dogs are born hard!
After eating and drinking, Li Kaian volunteered to go to the bathroom to clean the lunch box.
Chu Yu couldn't catch him, so he sat cross-legged on the floor and rubbed the red thread.
Li Kaian finished cleaning the lunch box and took a shower by himself, then went out to watch a few scenes that were going to be filmed tomorrow, and finished memorizing his lines. During the whole process, Chu Yu kept working hard to rub the balls.
"How long do you want to rub it until?" Li Kai'an asked.
It turns out that the daily work of gods is also so hard...
"Almost." Chu Yu wiped the sweat with the back of his hand and smiled with his small white teeth, very much like a simple and honest working people. "Make two more balls, and today I received an order for ten more balls."
Li Kaian asked curiously: "Order?"
Chu Yu smiled mysteriously: "Yes, many gods like to buy red thread from our Yue Lao and Matchmaker. If this small group is in the human world, I usually charge 10,000 yuan. Anyway, it is easy for many gods to make money. What? The God of Wealth, the God of Fortune, doesn’t care about this little money.”
"Why did they buy red thread?" Li Kai'an asked.
"It's just for falling in love, 'Yue Lao's red thread connects us' and so on. It sounds so romantic, just like you men give women diamond rings and roses." Chu Yu said, "Recently, there has been a lot of love between gods and goddesses. But Fangfang sent this as a gift, and all the little fairies like it."
"Oh, that's pretty good." Li Kai'an couldn't help but feel a little envious. He could earn ten thousand or ten thousand just by rubbing his hands for a while. He was really a big deal.
"That's right, I'm very good at making money." Chu Yu was praised by Li Kai'an, and he immediately rubbed more vigorously, and sparks almost appeared between his two palms, "I also sell incense and incense in my Yuelao Temple. Tongxin Lock, no one took care of that place two years ago anyway. A stick of incense costs ten yuan, and a Tongxin Lock costs fifteen yuan. During the summer vacation, you can make hundreds of dollars a day. Although it is less than selling red thread, it is still a mosquito. The legs are also meat."
"You sold the concentric locks on the bridge at the entrance of Yuelao Temple..." Li Kaian imagined Chu Yu setting up a stall selling concentric locks and couldn't help laughing.
"Yes." Chu Yu boasted with a dreamy look on his face, "Why am I so good? I'm good-looking, I can cook, I have a gentle personality, I can make money, and I have a stable job. It's perfect. He is simply the best male god in the world."
Li Kaian looked at his silly self-promotion, raised the corner of his lips, and agreed as if he was possessed: "It's pretty good."
Chu Yu struck while the iron was hot: "Then why do some people reject me? Are you stupid?"
Li Kaian hesitated and said: "Because I am a straight man..."
Chu Yu looked at Li Kaian sincerely: "I think there was a trace of hesitation in your tone just now. Are you sure you are still straight now?"
Li Kaian rubbed Chu Yu's furry head heavily and growled: "Rub your red line! So many words!"
Chu Yu: "Hey, I'm so angry."
Li Kaian glanced at him, got into bed and covered his head with the quilt.
16
Time flies when one becomes fulfilled, and two months flew by in the busy shooting work.
In the past two months, Chu Yu has spent almost half of his time in S City with Li Kaian, and the other half of his time has to go back to work. After all, the area he is responsible for managing cannot be left alone, and there are a large number of singles waiting to be matched!
And Li Kaian has gradually become accustomed to having Chu Yu by his side. When he has free time, he even goes out to buy groceries with Chu Yu. Chu Yu is so stupid that he doesn't know how to bargain. Li Kaian relies on his childhood practice of sweeping the vegetable market with his grandma every day. The bargaining eloquent who came out was bargaining with the vegetable vendors.
"It's 10 yuan and 7 cents for a smear of 10 yuan." Li Kaian said calmly, "Look at your vegetable leaves, which are wilting and rotting before your eyes."
The hawker waved his hand: "Seeing that you look handsome, I'll wipe it on for you."
Li Kaian: "Since I'm handsome, I'll give you some coriander."
The vendor reluctantly gave him a piece of coriander: "I just saw that you are handsome and I'm telling you!"
Li Kaian showed a handsome smile: "Thank you."
There is absolutely no idol baggage and she is very down-to-earth!
Chu Yu took the opportunity to match him up: "Look at the two of us, one can make money and the other can save money. Aren't we a perfect match? That must be the case."
Li Kaian rolled his eyes but did not refute.
This day was the day when the drama was finalized. All the crew members had a dinner together to celebrate. The show didn't end until midnight. Chu Yu was already asleep when Li Kaian returned to the hotel.
Two months later, Chu Yu's hair has grown a lot, and it has basically returned to the length before he was struck by lightning. His hair partially covered his face, and the wall lamp was left on, and the soft warm light and hair were projected on his face. The gray shadows softened his features.
Li Kaian was drunk a lot and sat down on the bed unsteadily, his handsome face flushed with drunkenness.
Chu Yu blinked his eyes and woke up. He stretched out his hand to hold Li Kai'an's ankle. He half raised his body half up and hugged his calf and rubbed his face: "You're back..."
Li Kaian tried to pull his leg out: "Hey, don't rub my leg. I call you Chu puppy. You really look like a little puppy..."
Hearing this, Chu puppy snorted and lightly bit Li Kai'an's calf.
"You're a rabid dog!" Li Kaian pulled back his legs and stuffed them into the quilt, his old face turned red.
"I'll go back tomorrow." Chu Yu's tone was a little sad, "Can I still stay at your house when I go back?"
"What are you thinking about?" Li Kaian turned away, "It's not like you don't have a home there, why would you stay at my house?"
"I knew it." Chu Yu pouted with an unhappy look on his face, "Just throw me aside when you no longer need me. The matchmaker is right, you stinky men are the most ruthless."
Li Kaian was silent for a moment, then suddenly laughed: "Pfft."
Chu Yu suddenly felt even more aggrieved, and his mouth was so pouty that it could hang a soy sauce bottle.
"Okay, don't feel wronged." Li Kaian wanted to laugh when he saw his pout. He turned over and got out of bed on the other side, opened his suitcase, took out a large and beautifully wrapped gift box, and put it in Chu Yu's arms. He stuffed it and said, "This is for you."
Chu Yu let out a low cry of surprise and opened the gift box in twos and twos. Inside, there were more than a dozen men's hand creams lined up side by side.
It's a very expensive French brand, with a full set of fragrances, and the bottles are all in French.
Chu Yu gasped and screamed with excitement. He was as excited as the girl who was given a full set of YSL engraved lipstick.
"I see that your hands are rubbing together every day..." Li Kaian scratched his hair uncomfortably, "I'm giving you this set. I guess you won't need it, but I really don't know what you can use it for. If you don't use it, just keep it." Keep it as a souvenir, it’s just a thought.”
"What do you mean?" Chu Yu said brightly, "You finally fell in love with me?"
Li Kaian rolled his eyes weakly and said: "...Thank you for taking such good care of me. I haven't bent yet."
However, in the past two months, Li Kaian has sometimes had the idea that "if I bend, it will be fine. If I bend, I can get out of the group with the puppy."
This idea is really terrible, isn't it...
Chu Yu sighed in disappointment: "I've been trying to connect two gay couples around you for nothing. Why haven't you been infected at all?"
Li Kaian silently recalled the days when he was blinded by the two gay couples around him every day for the past two months.
The director's pair were fine, they were relatively low-key and limited to flirting with each other. After all, they were directors, so they couldn't make this kind of thing too obvious.
However, the makeup artist pair is really enough...
"Thank you for your help. I am straighter now." Li Kaian said seriously.
"Then why did you give me so much lubricant?" Chu Yu looked hurt, "After seducing me, I didn't give it to you."
"Moisten your ass!" Li Kaian roared in disbelief, "This is hand cream! How about hand cream! What are you thinking about every day!"
Chu Yu was innocent: "Then I guessed wrong. These are all foreign characters... I am Yue Lao, not Cupid. It's normal if I don't recognize them."
Li Kaian angrily wrapped his head in the quilt.
He was so angry that he even drank wine!