17
Two and a half months later, Li Kaian returned to this familiar city.
It was September when we went there, and now it was the end of November. The sky was clear and high, and there was a cold atmosphere. When he walked out of the airport, Li Kaian wrapped his coat tightly.
Chu Yu quickly caught up with a coat on his arm and asked with concern: "Is it cold? Do you want to put it on?"
"No need." Li Kaian waved his hand and got in the car.
Chu Yu came back by plane with him, because it was said that the matchmaker was riding a bird to go back to heaven for business and would take a day to come back, so Chu Yu didn't have to borrow the mount.
"That means I have to wait until November next year to have a bird rider." Chu Yu sighed.
"Isn't she only going back for one day?" Li Kai'an expressed his confusion about the calculation result.
"A day in heaven is like a year on earth, baby." Chu Yu said naturally.
Li Kaian looked calm: "Oh, it turns out that statement is true. It's interesting."
Seeing that Li Kaian didn't correct him, Chu Yu became more and more aggressive: "Yes, baby."
Li Kaian: "..."
Chu Yu was so proud that he said, "Baby."
"Tsk." Li Kaian turned around and glared at Chu Yu, "It's enough to yell once. You're not done yet, are you?"
"I'm done." Chu Yu immediately sat up straight and looked in front of him with a look of grievance, very much like a little puppy being scolded by its owner.
Returning to Li Kaian's residence, Chu Yu helped him carry his luggage upstairs, and then said goodbye to him at the door: "You are very tired after flying all morning. You have a good rest. I will go home first."
"Okay." Li Kaian raised his eyebrows and expressed his satisfaction that Chu Yu didn't stick around at his house. His tone instantly became gentler and more polite, "You should go back and rest quickly. I've troubled you a lot during this period. I'll give it another day." I’ll take you out to play.”
"I volunteered. You're welcome. I'm happy when I see you happy." Chu Yu showed an innocent and bright smile and waved to Li Kai'an, "See you later."
Li Kaian also waved to him, leaning against the door and planning to watch Chu Yu leave.
It was a very harmonious and friendly scene.
So, the next second, Li Kaian watched Chu Yu take out the key from his pants pocket and open the door of the house opposite him very naturally...
Li Kaian: "Fuck you."
Chu Yu looked back with a smile triumphantly and shook the key in his hand: "We will be neighbors from now on."
The corner of Li Kaian's mouth twitched: "... I remember that there were two men living in a shared apartment across from me. Where did you do them?"
Chu Yu's expression was very cunning: "I gave them a red line in advance. One of them was originally going to be singled out in two years, and the other was going to be singled out in three years. I asked them both to be singled out three months ago, and now they are both. When I went to live with my girlfriend, this house became empty... Then I rented it the last time I came back."
Li Kaian felt dizzy after hearing this, and stretched out his hand to hold the door frame to prevent himself from sitting on the ground.
"Anyway, they are destined to live a lifetime. Wouldn't it be good to let them start two or three years earlier?" Chu Yu began to ramble, "Otherwise, he might go to Yuelao Temple and yell at me in a few years. There are many people like this shouting, 'Why didn't we get together earlier and give me back my sex life! Give me back my sex life!' etc. I'll tell you..."
Li Kaian took a deep breath: "In short, you just want to live across from me."
Chu Yu lowered his head and tugged at the corner of his clothes, saying shyly, "Hmm."
Li Kaian lowered his head and thought for a moment, then suddenly raised his head and said, "You..."
"Wait!" Chu Yu suddenly stretched out a palm to block Li Kaian's sight on him, and said with a miserable face, "I have been preparing for this day for a long time. If you want to tell me to get out, Can you please let me do five minutes of mental construction first, otherwise I’m afraid I’ll cry on the spot!”
Li Kaian rolled his eyes: "I want to say... If you can get up at 5:30 tomorrow, we can go for a run together!"
"...What?" Chu Yu was hit by the sudden happiness, and his whole body froze in place.
"You're so stupid." Li Kaian couldn't help but turned around and walked into the house, slamming the door behind him.
"I'll get up! I can get up at half past five!" Chu Yu woke up as if from a dream, ran two steps and stuck to the security door of Li Kai'an's house with a bang, shouting, "We have agreed to run together tomorrow morning. , I’ll bake egg tarts for you after you finish running!”
Chu Yu: "Reply! Did you hear it?"
Li Kaian's voice came muffled from behind the door: "I know."
Chu Yu's face turned red with excitement: "Are you used to me being by your side? Do you think I'm really good? Are you in love with me?"
There was complete silence from the door.
Fall in love, I'm a straight man... Li Kaian leaned against the door and exhaled silently, rubbing his slightly heated face.
18
So Chu Yu lived across from Li Kai'an's house. The two of them ran together every morning. After running, Li Kai'an went to the morning market to buy groceries. Chu Yu went home to prepare breakfast, and then had breakfast together at Chu Yu's house. After eating, everyone After busying themselves with their work, Li Kaian went to Chu Yu's house for dinner in the evening... It was simply the life of an old couple!
Li Kaian's company recently gave him a reality show, which is filmed on Mondays every week. The rest of the time is occupied by scattered advertisements and various other commercial activities. Although there is still no hope of becoming a big success, for Li Kaian In terms of income, it is quite considerable.
"Tell me, do we look very much like a couple?" Chu Yu collected the plates, bowls, and chopsticks on the table and put them into the sink.
"It doesn't look like that. Let me wash it." Li Kaian pushed Chu Yu away, turned on the faucet and put in warm water, put on plastic gloves and started washing the dishes.
"It's similar." Chu Yu wiped the table with a rag and insisted, "You buy the groceries, I cook, you wash the dishes, and I clean the table. They look like a young couple."
Li Kaian said calmly: "It's just division of labor and cooperation. I can't eat your food in vain."
Chu Yu smiled slightly: "You are just tough-talking."
Li Kaian: "..."
After Chu Yu finished wiping the table, he came to the sink, washed and wrung out the rag, wiped his hands, and then pinched Li Kaian's thigh.
"Okay, you little Chu puppy..." Li Kai'an opened Chu Yu's dishonest hand, "You've grown up, and you're just touching your thighs so openly?"
"No." Chu Yu blinked, "I just noticed that you are still wearing a pair of pants on such a cold day, because I am afraid that you will freeze."
Li Kaian shrugged nonchalantly: "The winter temperatures here and in my hometown are not too low. I haven't worn long johns since I was in middle school, and I haven't gotten any cold."
Chu Yu said earnestly: "That's because you are young now. When you get old, you will have problems with your joints. Your mortal bodies are very fragile. It's impossible not to protect them well."
Li Kai was happy: "How come you are like my grandma? You always like to nag me about this matter."
Chu Yu's face showed kindness: "Be obedient."
Li Kaian put the washed dishes on the dish rack and wiped his hands: "Isn't there a saying that says, 'fashionable people don't wear long johns'? Not only does it look bloated, but it also shows a little bit when you bend over. It’s embarrassing.”
Chu Yu groaned thoughtfully, and after a while he suddenly said: "Then I will knit one for you."
Li Kaian: "..."
Chu Yu said seriously: "I will weave you with red thread. It is almost thin and can't be seen by mortals, but it is warm."
"No, I can't see it myself. It's like the emperor's new clothes." Li Kaian waved his hands and wanted to laugh more and more as he talked, "And your little ball of red thread costs tens of thousands. How much are the woven long johns worth? The most expensive long johns in history.”
Chu Yu did not give up: "Then I will knit you a scarf."
Li Kaian: "No."
Chu Yu: "Knit a pair of gloves."
Li Kaian: "No need."
Chu Yu was unhappy: "Why are you so difficult to pursue? Other men would be happy to receive knitted things from their girlfriends."
Li Kaian raised his head slightly and looked at his tall "girlfriend" with a dumbfounded look.
"I am a month old, but I have to chase people myself, and then I can't catch up." Chu Yu looked gloomy, "If you tell me, other gods will laugh to death."
"That's right, hahahahaha, it's really funny hahahaha!" Li Kaian thought for a while and was the first to laugh so hard that he couldn't stand up straight.
Chu Yu became anxious, hugged Li Kaian from behind, and threatened angrily: "If you laugh again, I will kiss you!"
"You can't kiss me." Li Kaian's heart trembled suddenly. He hooked his hands on the edge of the sink, keeping his back to Chu Yu, and whispered, "Don't make trouble."
"Who said I can't kiss you?" Chu Yu lowered his head and kissed the back of Li Kaian's head hard, making a loud squeak!
Li Kaian was silent for three seconds, then laughed even harder: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Little Chu was unconvinced and tried to turn Li Kaian over to the wall for a forceful kiss. However, Li Kaian grabbed the sink and strangled his neck and refused to turn around. Neither of the two tall men, who were over 180 meters tall, could defeat the other. , so Chu Yu simply brushed away the hair covering the back of Li Kaian's neck with his hands, and relying entirely on instinct, kissed the white and clean neck hard.
The lemon-flavored shampoo still had a sweet scent, and Chu Yu was obsessed with it. After kissing him, he licked the back of Li Kai'an's neck.
"Wait, don't..." Li Kaian's legs were weakened by these two sudden blows, and he leaned forward to avoid it. As soon as he avoided it, Chu Yu's hand took the opportunity to reach in from behind his clothes, rough. The palm of your hand moves upstream along the waistline. Li Kaian straightened up again and held down Chu Yu's disruptive hand. As a result, Chu Yu seized the opportunity to kiss Li Kaian's neck, his voice low and coquettish: "I want you, I can't hold it in."
"You are quite good at playing rogue." Li Kaian used all his strength to break away and got out of Chu Yu's arms. He panted and stared at him, blushing like something, but he didn't notice it yet.
Chu Yu pressed forward and said in a low voice: "Do you still dare to pat your conscience and tell me that you are straight?"
Li Kaian patted his chest: "My conscience has said that I am 90% straight now, and the 10% bend was broken by the Chu puppy. However, the score of 9 to 1 is still overwhelming, so don't break it too hard now. Be careful. Just break it off."
"Then I won't kiss you on the mouth." Chu Yu probed his head and carefully kissed Li Kaian on the cheek, a gentle, slightly cool touch.
After the kiss, Chu Yu straightened up and looked at Li Kaian with his eyes lowered. Both of them were blushing terribly.
Li Kaian: "Nine to one seems to have become eight to two."