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Chu Yu's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he was as excited as if he had discovered a new world: "Then if you kiss me eight more times, will it be zero to ten, and you will be completely bent?"
"That's not possible." Li Kaian said with a faint smile, "I am already immune to this move, and it will be useless to kiss her eighty times more."
"Since it doesn't matter anyway, let's kiss him a few more times." Chu Yu's mind was spinning quickly on this kind of issue. Without waiting for Li Kaian to refuse, he held Li Kaian's face in his hands to hold him in place, and then kissed him on his rosy cheeks. He nibbled the kiss several times from left to right, and finally kissed his forehead hard as if it was not enough.
Li Kaian was a little overwhelmed by this indiscriminate bombardment. He pushed Chu Yu on the chest to stop him and said, "Okay, okay, Chu puppy, where are you chewing the meat and bones?"
Chu Yu hummed obediently, pulled Li Kaian into his arms, rubbed him, and called out affectionately: "Bones."
"Psychosis." Li Kaian scolded with a smile, "Let go first, my phone is ringing."
Chu Yu reluctantly let go of his embrace, looked at Li Kai'an's back, rubbed his lips with his fingertips, recalling the feeling of kissing him just now.
Li Kaian didn't avoid Chu Yu when he answered the phone. He just walked a few steps away while talking and stood in the living room with a smile on his eyes and eyebrows: "Grandma, I have acted in a TV series again recently... It's a TV series... TV, TV, drama! Yes , yes... how are you doing recently... then it's good... this year? Go back, then I have to go back, I miss home, want, home... "
Chu Yu leaned forward, hugged Li Kaian's waist from behind, put his chin on his shoulder and rubbed him. Li Kaian hurriedly spoke a few words on the phone before hanging up, and poked Chu Yu in the ribs with his backhand. He poked Chu Yu for a moment, making Chu Yu laugh.
"Idiot." Li Kaian raised the corners of his lips and sat down on the sofa and turned on the TV.
He appeared in this variety show that aired every Saturday night at 8pm. The moment the screen turned on, Li Kaian, who had answered the wrong question on the high platform, was hit by an inflatable hammer and fell into the ground below with a thud. In the pool, with very funny background music, he swam ashore in embarrassment, with two lasagna tears plastered on his face in post-production. The audience burst into laughter, and Li Kaian on the screen also laughed good-naturedly.
"...Don't look at this." Chu Yu sat down next to Li Kaian and reached out to grab the remote control.
"Why don't you watch it? I performed pretty well in the rest of this episode." Li Kaian looked at the screen and admired, "I found that I am really photogenic, and my profile is especially handsome. No wonder you love me so much."
Chu Yu first seriously echoed, "It's true that I love you very much," and then complained in a sad tone: "I don't like this show, the bullying is too much, you fell into the mud last time, and This time I have to let you wrap a python around yourself..."
Li Kaian turned his head and looked at him and said with a smile: "When your clothes get dirty, go backstage and change them immediately. The python has been trained and is not dangerous. Besides, I am not that squeamish."
Chu Yu pursed his lips and said in a low voice: "Then it makes me feel sad to see you."
"No need, I didn't take it seriously myself." Li Kaian rubbed Chu Yu's head, "Don't worry about it."
Chu Yu lowered his head and spread his palms to look at them, and said seriously: "I read on the Internet that as long as you have money, you can buy good roles for actors. Is it true? I have been in the mortal world for several years and I have made a lot of money. Money, tell me how to buy it, or I'll give you the money and you can buy it yourself. We won't be on this kind of embarrassing show in the future... "
Li Kaian laughed softly, and something seemed to flow slowly in his beautiful eyes: "No, but thank you."
Chu Yu licked his lips eagerly and wanted to speak.
"This topic ends here." Li Kaian picked up a banana from the low table in front of the sofa, peeled it, and stuffed it into Chu Yu's mouth, "Eat the banana, be good."
Characters can indeed be sold for money, but it is troublesome to operate. Besides, it is common for really good characters to spend hundreds or tens of millions on R&D. Even if Chu Yu has so many, he will never let Chu Yu out shamelessly.
But no intention means no intention. Hearing Chu Yu say these words from the bottom of his heart still made Li Kai'an's chest feel terribly warm, as if his heart was soaked in a pool of hot water and melted away...
This is the first time in my life that I have experienced the feeling of being liked, cherished, and held in the palm of my hand by someone other than my family.
It is estimated that even if you include the previous eighteen lifetimes, this is the first time.
For some reason, the scene of Chu Yu sitting on the ground with his legs crossed and hunched over, working overtime rubbing the red thread, suddenly appeared in Li Kaian's mind. As he thought about it, he couldn't help but laugh to himself.
The score instantly became seven to three.
"Are you laughing at me for being stupid?" Chu Yu held up half a banana and carefully observed Li Kaian's expression, "Did I just say something wrong?"
"No." Li Kaian glanced at him and asked abruptly, "How did you spend the Spring Festival?"
Chu Yu looked at the ceiling and recalled: "In the past few years, I had a matchmaker accompany me to have New Year's Eve dinner. This year she has returned to heaven, so I will rub the red thread myself and watch the Spring Festival Gala."
Li Kaian said oh in a nonchalant manner and looked at the TV thoughtfully.
Chu Yu thought he had misunderstood something, and hurriedly explained: "I was born to be crooked, and my friendship with the matchmaker is very, very pure. Are you jealous? I think you are jealous."
Li Kai was relieved: "No, it's less stinky."
Chu Yu was slightly disappointed, lowered his head and ate the banana silently.
"Ahem, since you don't have any plans for the Spring Festival..." Li Kaian picked up another banana and tried to hide his panic by peeling the banana, "Then do you want to come to my hometown to spend it? There's nothing interesting, just lively."
Chu Yu was stunned with shock: "You want to take me back to my hometown for the New Year!"
Li Kaian felt a little regretful instantly: "Just celebrate the New Year simply, put away your imagination, thank you."
Chu Yu: "My Jade Emperor!"
Li Kai'an: "Does this mean 'my God'?"
The banana peel in Chu Yu's hand fell to the ground, and he began to beat his chest crazily to express his joy: "Ah ah ah, you are taking me to meet my parents!"
Li Kaian couldn't bear to stare and held his forehead: "..."
Is it too late to regret it now
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However, it was obviously too late to regret it. Two days before New Year's Eve, Li Kaian and Chu Yu got on the bus home.
It only takes three and a half hours to get back to Li Kai'an's hometown town by bus from this city. There is no train station in the town. Even if you take the train and get off at the nearest county town, you have to transfer to a bus. It is better to take a bus directly.
In the car, Chu Yu nervously held a copy of "The Love Curse of Women's Mind" and read hard...
Li Kaian endured it again and again, but finally couldn't hold it back anymore: "I said, can you stop looking at it?"
"Why?" Chu Yu raised his head and glanced at Li Kaian in his busy schedule.
"Why else? What a stupid title this book is." Li Kaian covered his eyes and slumped down on his seat, "I'm embarrassed to sit next to you when you hold your book."
"...Oh." Chu Yu slowly removed the outer cover, revealing the pink cover with no words inside, "What about this?"
"It's not much better." Li Kaian said helplessly, "Why do you have to read this kind of book?"
Chu Yu pointed to the subtitle he was reading - How to get along well with his family, 10 dos and 10 don'ts.
Chu Yu said uneasily: "I'm afraid your family won't like me..."
Li Kai'an rolled his eyes wildly: "They are just friends, what do they like or dislike."
"Oh, friend." Chu Yu put the book away with a hurt look on his face, rubbing the red thread dejectedly, his whole popularity was horribly depressed.
Li Kaian couldn't laugh or cry.
Chu Yu rubbed it for a while, then reached out and made a knotting motion on the armrest of his seat, and then did the same motion on the armrest of Li Kaian's seat.
"What are you doing?" Li Kai'an asked.
"Make a string." Chu Yu sighed sadly, "Even the chairs are in pairs, but Yue Lao himself is single."
Li Kaian gritted his teeth, bent down and took out the Great Love Spell from his backpack under the seat, and stuffed it into Chu Yu's hand: "Yes, yes, take a look."
Chu Yu quickly took it and continued to read with satisfaction.
Li Kaian put on a blindfold and slept on his side, pretending not to recognize the person next to him.
Three and a half hours later, the two people successfully arrived at Li Kai'an's hometown.
This is a quiet and beautiful waterside town. The turquoise river water forms the most basic vein of the town. The houses with gray tiles and white walls still maintain the ancient flavor. The Spring Festival is approaching, and red lanterns are hung under the windows of every house. The words "Fu" and couplets are pasted on the board, and the pale white smoke rises in curls, swaying in the wind, and floats to the river, like mist evaporating from the river.
The winter here is quite humid and cold, but the festive red colors make people not feel cold at all.
It’s been a year since he returned to his hometown. Li Kai’an happily dragged his suitcase and walked on the familiar stone path. He kept telling Chu Yu this and that with rare excitement and enthusiasm. Chu Yu listened carefully. Interjected, a pair of dark eyes smiled softly.
Li Kaian's home is at the end of an alley, a two-story building with the same gray tiles and white walls, and the corners are covered with moss.
The door opened with a creak, and the person who answered the door was my sister-in-law. The grandma who heard the sound also ran over with small steps. The old lady was in good spirits. When she saw her grandson coming home, she smiled all over her face. Wrinkling, Li Kaian rushed forward in three steps and gave his grandma a big hug.
"By the way, this is my friend, Chu Yu." Li Kaian turned to signal Chu Yu, who was still standing at the door, to come in and introduced his family to Chu Yu.
Chu Yu smiled harmlessly, and said hello one by one in order from left to right like a primary school student: "Hello grandma, hello sister-in-law, hello second uncle, hello brother-in-law, uncle..."
"..." Li Kaian didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He stood there and listened to Chu Yu chanting sutras, greeting them one by one.
Li Kaian's family members all followed him enthusiastically, helping Chu Yu carry his luggage, pulling Chu Yu into the house to sit down, stuffing fruits, snacks, and making tea. When Li Kaian pulled Chu Yu back to him, When entering the bedroom, Chu Yu couldn't help but burped...
Li Kaian was funny: "The apples are as big as your fist. Don't you like apples the least? You've eaten them all. You won't have any stomach for dinner later, right?"
Chu Yu rubbed his belly: "Your sister-in-law peeled the skin off for me. I'd be sorry if I didn't eat it all."
Li Kaian couldn't help but pinch his face, and said with a low smile: "Idiot."