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"What kind of disaster?" Chu Yu's body straightened up and he stared nervously at Shen Xingyun, "You are his patron saint, can't you protect him?"
Shen Xingyun raised a finger and shook it: "No, this is in his destiny. The gods who changed his destiny for him will be counterattacked by his destiny."
Chu Yu fell silent.
Shen Xingyun took a sip of coffee and continued: "My horse told me that he used to know a poor god. In order to change the lives of the mortals he was responsible for, this poor god was so badly affected that he drank the northwest wind every day. Even the beggars on the street are richer than him... He just changed his fortune and it turned out to be like this. Li Kai'an's fate was a bloody disaster. I don't know what will happen if it gets worse, and his godhead may be damaged."
This is the godhood that Ye Feizhou would rather jump to the Immortal Execution Platform to preserve for himself, and Shen Xingyun has no intention of letting it get damaged in the slightest.
"I didn't want you to be revolted..." Chu Yu squeezed the handle of the cup tightly and asked nonsense, "I can't change it, can I?"
"Of course, only the Guardian God can do it." Shen Xingyun glanced at him and said, "You know what you're asking."
Chu Yu lowered his eyes and stared at the coffee in the cup, his face turned pale: "Then we can only wait... What will happen to him?"
Shen Xingyun's tone became much gentler, and he comforted: "It's an accident, but as long as I'm here, you won't die, and it won't affect your future acting career. After this disaster, your whole life will be smooth sailing."
"When did the accident happen?" Chu Yu asked.
Shen Xingyun did not answer, but asked: "Have you been in contact with him?"
"We've had a lot of contact." Chu Yu said dejectedly, "I live across from him now, and we run and eat together every night and watch TV shows at night..."
Shen Xingyun was helpless: "Originally it was supposed to be about nine months later, but now I don't know. You are an existence outside the mortal world, which will disrupt his destiny. Maybe it will be earlier or later, but It’s useless even if you know, you can’t avoid what’s coming.”
Chu Yu's mental state was obviously not right that night. During his routine watching TV series at Li Kai'an's house, he looked like he was out of his mind.
"Chu puppy!" Li Kaian suddenly shouted.
Chu Yu shivered in fright: "What's wrong?"
Li Kaian was angry and funny: "What are you thinking about? I've called you five times."
"Nothing..." Chu Yu hurriedly lowered his head to prevent Li Kaian from seeing his guilty face.
He didn't want to tell Li Kai'an about the fatal disaster, because since he couldn't escape it anyway, knowing in advance that the disaster was approaching would have no effect other than making Li Kai'an afraid. What's more, even the time was uncertain, so it would be in vain.
Li Kaian pinched Chu Yu's chin and forced him to look up. His deep and beautiful eyes looked into Chu Yu's eyes with confusion: "I found that you are always absent-minded and dull today. What are you thinking about?"
Chu Yu retorted in a low voice: "I'm usually dull, aren't I?"
Li Kai'an quickly agreed: "Oh, yes, that's true."
Chu Yu: "..."
Li Kaian: "But I'm particularly lazy today."
Chu Yu nervously buried his head in twisting the thread.
"What happened to you today?" Li Kaian asked persistently.
Chu Yu suddenly raised his head, stared at Li Kai'an intently, and suddenly said out of nowhere: "I'm telling you, you will become a superstar in the future."
Li Kaian raised his eyebrows: "Why do you say this suddenly?"
Of course that was to change the subject! Chu Yu held Li Kai'an's hand affectionately and continued: "And I will become the best actor within ten years. If you don't succeed, you will hit me."
The light from the TV screen fell on Chu Yu's face, and as the image changed, his face flickered between bright and dark, except for his eyes as black as a deep pool, with a stubborn and innocent look, unblinking. He blinked and stared at Li Kai'an.
"...Are you so sure?" Li Kai'an's head felt hot and he whispered, putting his face closer to Chu Yu.
"I'm pretty sure." Your patronus told me! Chu Yu fed Li Kai'an a lot of chicken soup to inoculate himself against the disaster that was coming. "One day, the whole world will see you, so you must have confidence in yourself, even if you encounter accidents and blows temporarily. There is no need to be discouraged, I will always be with you in the most difficult times. Remember that after the storm, there is a rainbow... "
"Idiot." Li Kaian interrupted in a low voice, then turned his head and kissed Chu Yu's lips without any explanation.
The score of six to four was instantly overtaken to zero to ten!
The soft touch lasted for a few seconds before Li Kai'an stepped back and ended the kiss.
Chu Yu was stunned like a hamster that was suddenly deprived of melon seeds. He held his hands with each other and looked at Li Kaian blankly with his dark eyes. After a long while, he blushed and said something through his teeth: "are you… "
Li Kaian said quickly: "Yes."
Chu Yu: "I haven't finished asking yet."
"No matter what you ask." Li Kaian aggressively pushed Chu Yu onto the sofa, leaned forward to press him down, and loosened his collar with his long fingers, "Is it bent? Yes. Yes. Have I fallen in love with you? Yes. Do I want to go to bed with you? Yes. What else do you want to ask? "
Chu Yu waved his hands hurriedly: "No, no, that's all..."
Then, Chu Yu looked at Li Kaian with a happy face, his eyes wet with excitement like a puppy favored by its owner. However, he did not take the next step, but carefully told his feelings: "How do I feel?" It seems a bit sudden... But, as long as you are happy, I know you have liked me for a long time, but there is no opportunity. Did what I just said make you particularly touched, so you just... "
"Kiss me! You idiot!" Li Kai'an interrupted again and growled angrily.
Chu Yu, who was popping pink bubbles, was startled: "Ah, okay."
Li Kaian was angry and funny. He lowered his head and bit Chu Yu's lips gently, and said bitterly: "Where did the usual energy to take advantage go, huh? Don't be timid at the critical moment, okay?"
"Don't be cowarded!" Chu Yu suddenly turned over like a police dog after receiving an order and pressed Li Kaian underneath, kissing him eagerly and excitedly. The warm and soft touch was like a spark that started a prairie fire, igniting from deep inside his body, causing With unstoppable energy sweeping over everything, the two's lips and tongues were entangled, and their four hands wandered confusedly on each other's bodies, exploring through the gaps in the clothes, seeking more touches.
At this moment of confusion and infatuation, Li Kaian suddenly pushed Chu Yu away and said roughly: "I'm going to buy something at the convenience store downstairs."
Chu Yu shook his head, forced himself to calm down, and asked with a blushing face: "What to buy?"
Li Kaian rolled his eyes and said in a long voice: "Buy noodles."
Chu Yu looked confused: "...Oh."
I don’t know why I suddenly want to buy instant noodles, but since my wife said I want to buy instant noodles, I don’t need to ask so many questions to buy instant noodles!
Li Kaian: "..."
Damn this idiot.
Li Kaian glanced at him speechlessly, grabbed the keys, put on his shoes and opened the door.
"I'll go buy it." Chu Yu suddenly remembered the fateful incident, "What flavor do you want?"
It's one thing to know that you can't hide, but "knowing" intellectually doesn't make you worry or want to protect the other person any less.
Li Kai was happy: "Master Kong's ice-mint flavor, the kind that says there will be no increase in price if you increase the quantity."
Chu Yu asked weakly: "It doesn't taste like this, are you kidding me..."
Li Kaian laughed out loud, turned around and went out: "Just rest at home, idiot."
"Then I'll accompany you!" Chu Yu stopped asking and hurriedly changed his shoes and caught up.
Ten minutes later, Li Kaian walked into the elevator carrying a colorful bag of condom lubricant, whistling, and Chu Yu followed behind with a blush on his face.
"...I thought you were really hungry and wanted to buy something to eat." Chu Yu said.
"I bought it." Li Kaian opened the bag and revealed two lunch boxes with convenience store labels inside. "When you are tired, you can rest on your stomach. I'm so thoughtful."
Chu Yu almost burst a blood vessel and hurriedly beat the wall and shouted to vent his excitement: "Ahhhh!"
Li Kaian pressed his temples and walked out of the elevator: "Don't scream, it's already so late."
Chu Yu immediately jumped on the spot twice: "I just didn't expect it to progress so fast! I thought that after the kiss, I would have to go on a few dates, go shopping and watch movies to let the relationship slowly warm up, and then..."
The two people walked into the house. Li Kaian slammed the door, let go of his hand, and let the plastic bag in his hand fall to the ground with a thud. Then he pressed Chu Yu against the door panel, and without saying a word, he stretched out his hand to pull Chu Yu's waistband. He bit Chu Yu's lips while pulling, and after struggling for a moment, he asked vaguely: "Have you read too many love textbooks and your brain is damaged? Two grown men like each other and confessed to each other, and they still want to Can't bear to go to bed? We men are all lower-body animals, that's what you said."
"Um... right..." Chu Yu responded and began to tear off Li Kai'an's clothes. The two half-naked people stumbled and fell on the sofa. After kissing for a while, Chu Yu suddenly asked seriously, "By the way, which one of us is on top?" ? It should be me, right?"
Li Kaian raised the corners of his lips, poked Chu Yu's chest muscles and said, "No matter how you look at it, I'm the more aggressive."
"No way!" Chu Yu shouted in disbelief, "When I mention you in front of other gods, I always call you 'my wife'! In my mind, you are always down there!"
"Ha." Li Kaian smiled happily, "You mention me to others a lot."
"Let's not talk about it for now. I think my muscles are more developed than yours!" Chu Yu showed off his muscles crazily, as if he was participating in a bodybuilding competition. "Look at these chest muscles, look at these abdominal muscles, look at these lines." You can touch your toned arms..."
Li Kaian pouted: "But my temperament is more suitable for being on top."
Chu Yu pointed out the length of two centimeters with his fingers: "And you are 185 and I am 187. I am two centimeters taller than you! In Tanmei novels, attack is generally higher than reception!"
Li Kaian was dissatisfied: "Novel is fiction, reality is reality."
Chu Yu added: "And I have watched a lot of pornographic movies and pornographic books, and have a lot of theoretical experience. I won't hurt you in them!"
Li Kai'an was silent for a moment and nodded: "... Okay, I've never seen a boy before. If I accidentally stab you, I'll be in trouble."
Chu Yu's old face turned red: "..."
Why do you talk so obscenely, little Shou!