17
Soon, the company’s lunch break came.
Zhang Yuchuan lay down on the boss's chair, closed his eyes and rested his mind, relaxing his tired spine.
Zhang Jinyan couldn't help but feel a little guilty, and almost couldn't help but want to rub Zhang Yuchuan's shoulders and back, because as an assistant, he was too leisurely...
"Thank you for your hard work." Zhang Yuchuan rested for a while, slowly opened his eyes, and glanced at Zhang Jinyan from the corner of his eye.
Zhang Jinyan couldn't help but blush a little: "It's not hard, I don't have any work."
Zhang Yuchuan said slowly, "You did it."
Zhang Jinyan was a little embarrassed after hearing this:…
What did I do? I just ordered a few staples all morning...
Ha, I see, you, this scheming little guy, just want to spoil me rotten and make me unable to live without you, right
Suddenly, Zhang Yuchuan softly said "hmm" inexplicably.
Zhang Jinyan was confused by the "hmm":...
Wait a moment…
Is Mr. Zhang’s “hmm” a bit of a coincidence
"Go get me a glass of water." Zhang Yuchuan rolled up his sleeves, loosened his collar, and said calmly.
"Okay, Mr. Zhang." Zhang Jinyan's thoughts were interrupted, and he immediately walked to the water dispenser to get water, half cold water and half hot water, the temperature was moderate, and the water volume was three-quarters full.
Calm and precise.
When walking towards Zhang Yuchuan with a glass of water, Zhang Jinyan couldn't help but think of the first chapter of the first part of "The Secret Assistant". In the opening scene, the confused and cute little assistant sprinkled the domineering president's crotch with boiling water. This action attracted the attention of the overbearing president!
The domineering president smiled evilly and said, "You are responsible for wiping up the water you spilled."
The assistant had no choice but to wipe the CEO's pants with tears in her eyes. Her fingers occasionally rubbed the CEO's sensitive parts, and the whole story unfolded vigorously in this dirty atmosphere...
At first, Zhang Jinyan was madly complaining in his heart while watching. After all, after the boiling water was poured down, the scientific follow-up development should be that the male protagonist unfortunately became a eunuch and then the whole story was finished...
But later, after seeing too much of this kind of thing, Zhang Jinyan completely gave up on things like IQ, and let himself go as much as he wanted, following the pace of the author Su Ma囧雷!
Of course, reading the article is reading the article. Zhang Jinyan, who has always been serious and careful in his work, never allows himself to make similar low-level mistakes.
"Mr. Zhang, the water is here for you." After the reminiscence, Zhang Jinyan placed the water cup firmly in Zhang Yuchuan's hand and gave a reminder.
Zhang Yuchuan hummed lowly and lowered his eyes.
However, Zhang Jinyan had just turned halfway when he heard a crisp "dang" sound behind him. He hurriedly looked back and saw that the water glass was innocently poured on the table, with the rim of the glass facing the edge of the table. The water had run out, and it was impartial. , all of it was sprinkled on Zhang Yuchuan's pants, and a large wet area was still dripping down...
Zhang Jinyan:…
Mr. Zhang, tell the truth, did you do it on purpose
Zhang Yuchuan spread his long legs apart expressionlessly, turned his chair, faced Zhang Jinyan, and whispered: "You are responsible for wiping up the water you spilled."
It's exactly the same as the lines in the novel.
Suddenly, in Zhang Jinyan's head, a hundred grass-mud horses rumbled past:...
Mr. Zhang, have you also watched the first and second parts of "The Secret Assistant"
Is it really okay for a CEO like you to read things that lower your IQ every day? Your hotel will go bankrupt, I'm telling you!
"Quick." Zhang Yuchuan frowned slightly.
Zhang Jinyan had no choice but to take out a few pieces of paper from the paper drawer on the table, kneel on one knee between Zhang Yuchuan's long spread legs, timidly put the tissue on Zhang Yuchuan's soaked crotch, and then looked at it with a calm face. It automatically absorbs water...
Yes, although it is very pornographic and bad when you have irresponsible delusions in your head...
But in fact, Zhang Jinyan is still a little virgin who is easily shy, and will become timid and shy at critical moments.
The corners of Zhang Yuchuan's mouth trembled, as if he was holding back a smile, but his voice was still cold: "Do you need me to teach you how to wipe it?"
Zhang Jinyan instantly remembered the last time he was taught how to play billiards by Zhang Yuchuan. Before he could refuse, Zhang Yuchuan's right hand holding a tissue was firmly grasped by Zhang Yuchuan. He pressed both the tissue and his palm on his own, and said in a majestic tone: "Harder."
What was placed defenselessly against the palm of my hand was a hard object...
Zhang Jinyan quickly controlled his expression:...
Damn it, Mr. Zhang, why are you so hard again? Mr. Zhang!
Even being poured with warm water can harden your character. Isn't it a bit too animalistic, Mr. Zhang?
"Wipe it well." Zhang Yuchuan looked majestic and moved up and down Zhang Jinyan's hand.
Zhang Jinyan spent his whole life maintaining his facial expression, trying to use elements such as lead-like heavy lip corners, serious eyes, motionless eyebrows, and stern chin to show that his heart is not only unwavering but also a little bit like laughing...
But even gods can’t control things like blushing...
After being pressed up and down by Zhang Yuchuan and rubbed three times, Zhang Jinyan had mastered the size, thickness, and length of Zhang Yuchuan. His face was as red as a tomato, his hands were shaking slightly, and he had complete control over the thoughts in his mind. Unable to hold back, he was shaking, his violent heartbeat made his breathing quicken.
However, Zhang Yuchuan had no intention of letting him go. After wiping it back and forth several times, Zhang Yuchuan said coldly: "I can't wipe it dry anymore. What should I do?"
Zhang Jinyan was silent for a moment and said: "... There is a hair dryer in the hotel room downstairs. Can I bring one to you?"
Tsk, what a crazy and sexually harassing CEO, I must be crazy to be deeply attracted to you!
Zhang Yuchuan lowered his eyes and thought for a moment, shook his head, seemed to be in a good mood and let go of Zhang Jinyan's hand: "Forget it."
Then, under Zhang Jinyan's gaze, Zhang Yuchuan walked into the lounge and closed the door without saying a word. A minute later, he walked out wearing a brand new suit.
Zhang Jinyan almost lost his temper:...
Why do you want to force me to wipe your crotch when you obviously have clothes that can be changed
However, Zhang Yuchuan did not notice Zhang Jinyan's condemning gaze. Instead, he looked down at his watch calmly and said, "Let's go eat first. After dinner, I will take you around to familiarize yourself with the working environment."
Zhang Jinyan lowered his hands respectfully and followed Zhang Yuchuan out of the office: "Okay, please, Mr. Zhang."
Man, if you use such despicable methods, even if you get my body, you can't get my heart!
18
From the day he reported to Zhang Yuchuan's office, the assistant's happy life began.
Unlike when working under Lin Fu, who was ordered around every day and busy with all kinds of trivial matters, most of the work here is done by Zhang Yuchuan's other assistants. Zhang Jinyan is so idle every day that he panics. In order to live up to such a high position, With a salary, he was always racking his brains to help other assistants do something, but he couldn't get involved at all. There were dedicated people responsible for each job. Zhang Jinyan found that his existence was extremely redundant. He was not so much an assistant. , rather than a mascot.
Not only were the other assistants not dissatisfied at all with such an unfair work distribution, they also treated Zhang Jinyan with great respect. Moreover, every time they saw Zhang Jinyan, a mysterious smile would appear on their faces...
This is really terrible, okay.
"Mr. Zhang, please arrange some work for me." A week has passed, and the situation has not changed at all. Zhang Jinyan said that he was very panicked.
Just taking money and not working, this is the rhythm of paying for it every minute!
Zhang Yuchuan put down the documents, stood up and stretched his muscles, walked to the floor-to-ceiling window and said, "Come and watch the scenery with me."
"...Okay, Mr. Zhang." Zhang Jinyan followed obediently and stood next to Zhang Yuchuan.
Zhang Yuchuan's office is on the highest floor of the hotel, nearby the city's largest business district. Standing at this height, the scenery is very good, and you can have a panoramic view of the most prosperous areas of the city.
"What are you thinking about?" Zhang Yuchuan asked after a short silence.
At this moment, the quick broadcast in Zhang Jinyan's heart is performing a juicy floor-to-ceiling window play...
Zhang Jinyan in his mind was pressed against the floor-to-ceiling window by Zhang Yuchuan in his mind, and he was forced to press his body against the cold glass. He stared at the night outside the window with a confused expression, pleading duplicitously, "No, you will be seen if you do this, Mr. Zhang." Stop it," and Zhang Yuchuan smiled evilly and said, "You are a little devil who is worried about being seen by others and you are so excited"...
Can you blame me? It's not you and me who are excited! Zhang Jinyan argued in his mind with a mix of embarrassment and anger, and then said with a straight face, "I was thinking that the scenery here is very good."
Zhang Yuchuan nodded, and seemed to be a little sarcastic in his approval: "This is good, I haven't thought of it before."
Zhang Jinyan:…
I just said that the scenery is very nice. Is there anything unexpected
Even if you can't wait to please me, you don't need to praise me so hypocritically...it's embarrassing, okay
After looking at the scenery for a while, Zhang Yuchuan sat back down and opened a small black notepad.
This notepad has been placed on Zhang Yuchuan's desk every day since Zhang Jinyan came to work here.
Because he happened to be standing behind Zhang Yuchuan, and he didn't seem to shy away from it, Zhang Jinyan casually glanced at the small notebook.
The page I opened seemed to be filled with densely packed orthographic characters...
Zhang Yuchuan picked up the pen, drew a line on it, then closed the notebook and continued working at his desk as if nothing happened.
Zhang Jinyan also silently returned to his place and sat down:...
I always feel like something is a little weird... Is it my imagination