26
On this day, the two little gods sat side by side obediently, listening to what Director Fulu was talking about. Xiao Xingyun secretly grabbed Xiao Feizhou's fat bun hand from below, squeezed it, and whispered: "It's so soft, it's all meat."
"Don't touch me, the director said you can't touch me." Xiao Feizhou panicked and tried to take back his hand, but Xiao Xingyun held it tightly.
"I just like touching you." Xiao Xingyun said in a coquettish voice, "If you earn another one, I will still dare to kiss you."
Xiao Xingyun, who peeked at the director of the Fulu Department and the Director of the Marriage Department kissing under the peach blossom tree, was extremely precocious...
Xiao Feizhou was frightened and didn't dare to move.
"You two." The director walked over and tapped the two of them on the head with a cane. He said half reproachfully and half worried, "You can't touch each other's body. I've told you so many times, but you can't." listen."
"I know, Director, we were wrong." Xiao Feizhou took the opportunity to withdraw his hand, sat down properly, and looked straight ahead.
The director sighed and kept nagging what he had said countless times: "You are twins, one is blessed and the other is cursed. You are in opposite directions. Every time you come into contact with each other, each other's divine powers will cancel each other out. Too many times, you The godhead will return to the chaos before its birth."
Xiao Xingyun put his hands behind his head and said nonchalantly: "Just go home. If your godhead is gone, you can just become a mortal."
"The worst case scenario is to be a mortal? That's easy to say." The director lamented, "Mortals cannot escape the cycle of life and death, and have to endure suffering for generations..."
"Bitter?" Xiao Xingyun said with a wicked smile, "As long as I can hold him, I don't feel any pain at all."
Director:…
By God, this little brat is going to die.
Xiao Feizhou looked at Xiao Xingyun with a heavy face and advised: "Listen to the director, I don't want you to be a mortal. Forget about me being a broom star that everyone shouts about. It would be great for you to be the God of Fortune, everyone. I will offer you incense and tribute."
"I don't want incense or tribute." Xiao Xingyun blew a kiss at the small flying boat from across the sky, "I just want you, the little broom star."
Director:…
It seems like I should learn this sentence pattern.
Xiao Feizhou blushed and lowered his long eyelashes, arguing: "Even if you don't want those things, mortals like you and want you. How good it feels."
"No, what does it have to do with me if they like me?" Xiao Xingyun stared at Xiao Feizhou affectionately and winked mischievously, "As long as you like me, that's enough."
Director:…
I'm standing here feeling a little redundant.
The director, who was exposed to a show of affection by the two little meat buns, silently turned around and walked away with a broken face.
Xiao Xingyun immediately seized the opportunity and kissed Xiao Feizhou quickly on the face with lightning speed.
The other little gods of fortune and misfortune covered their eyes shyly, and then looked through their fingers.
Xiao Feizhou covered the saliva on his face and raised his hands in horror to complain: "Director! Director! Shen Xingyun kissed me!"
The usually gentle and gentle director turned around unbearably and roared: "Shen! OK! Yun! Get out of here!"
So a minute later, Xiao Xingyun stood under the peach blossom tree outside Fulusi, holding a bucket full of water in one hand, raising it straight up, standing on one foot, in the posture of a crane with its wings spread out, when he saw Xiao Feizhou He looked over apologetically and gave Xiao Feizhou a comforting smile.
The other little gods of good fortune and little gods of bad luck were all distracted by this incident. They looked at Xiao Xingyun outside the window and laughed happily. There were also a few naughty little gods who teased Xiao Feizhou: "Your husband, because you went out." You’re punished by standing still!”
"Those are twins!" Xiao Feizhou explained with a red face, "Twins can't be together, don't talk nonsense."
The little gods immediately started making noises.
Time passed quickly in Penglai, and in a blink of an eye, the two little gods grew up.
Although gods also have physical bodies, after they have mastered the art of freely controlling their bodies, they can control their bodies to grow older or smaller, and they can be as old as they want, which is very convenient. Shen Xingyun always likes to look older than Ye Feizhou. Ye Feizhou likes his youthful appearance of sixteen or seventy-eight years old, while Shen Xingyun is always twenty-three or fourteen years old.
"Come on, call Brother Xingyun and let me hear you." Shen Xingyun pressed his arms against the wall and circled Ye Feizhou in the corner to prevent him from leaving.
"If you don't scream, let me out quickly." Ye Feizhou was anxious, but he didn't dare to touch Shen Xingyun for fear of damaging his godhood.
Shen Xingyun chuckled and acted shamelessly: "Don't let me go until I yell. If you can, just push me away."
After a stalemate for a while, Ye Feizhou, who was rushing down to earth to go on a mission, could only call out awkwardly: "Brother Xingyun."
Shen Xingyun looked intoxicated: "It sounds so nice... Ouch, my legs are weak. You call me that every day, and I don't deserve to be the Jade Emperor."
"Don't talk nonsense." Ye Feizhou said cautiously, "I'm done yelling. Stay away and don't touch me."
Shen Xingyun pushed forward, raised a finger, his beautiful and charming peach blossom eyes curved in a flattering manner, and begged softly: "I want to touch you, just for a moment."
Ye Feizhou was helpless: "No."
Shen Xingyun persisted: "Touch your face."
Ye Feizhou turned away: "No."
Shen Xingyun worked tirelessly: "Then touch your hand."
Ye Feizhou calmly put his hands behind his back, and said as if he hated iron and said: "It will damage the divine status! I have told you hundreds of times and you still don't listen. You are the God of Fortune. Not to mention mortals, even many gods envy you." , you don’t want to be in the midst of blessings and not know the blessings…”
Halfway through his words, Shen Xingyun suddenly leaned over and kissed Ye Feizhou on the cheek, a touch like a dragonfly touching water, slightly cool and moist.
Looking at Ye Feizhou, whose face was red from holding back, and seemed to be brewing a long speech in his mind to reprimand him, Shen Xingyun smiled mischievously and said nonchalantly: "Anyway, the left and right are also depleting the godhead. Touching is not as good as kissing, and kissing is worse than sleeping. How about it, do you want it?" Try it with me? After we finish sleeping, we will go to Fulusi’s tree to ask for fruit and raise a pair of little gods of bad luck and little gods of good fortune. When they grow up, our godhood will be almost exhausted. When we go down to earth, hand in hand, remember to inform the reincarnation department before leaving, so that they remember to bring us together so that we can meet each other in every life... "
Ye Feizhou stared at him angrily at first, but as he listened, his expression became more and more relaxed. His eyes were as clear as crystal, and he looked at Shen Xingyun lightly. After a while, he said softly: "You don't want the godhead anymore. , I still want it, please don’t involve me.”
"You're lying." Shen Xingyun narrowed his eyes and pointed at the fingers covered by Ye Feizhou's long sleeves, "I asked you to burn the magic talisman last time. Isn't it okay?"
Ye Feizhou tugged on the sleeve again and changed the topic uncomfortably: "I have to go down to earth, I still have a mission."
After finishing speaking, Ye Feizhou hung his head with a guilty conscience and ran away in a hurry.
If given a choice, Ye Feizhou really doesn't want to be a bad god.
The burning pain on his fingers still continued. It was left by a previous task subject that Ye Feizhou was responsible for. That person may have noticed that something was wrong with his recent bad luck, so he asked a Taoist priest to draw a gift from somewhere. The talisman was posted all over the house, and Ye Feizhou was burned unprepared.
The gifting talisman is actually a powerful offensive talisman, which can burn the souls of gods and monsters and specializes in treating all kinds of debilitating gods, poor gods, and plagues. Ye Feizhou has long been accustomed to it, and he doesn't care much if he is injured by the talisman.
What really made him hesitate was his own job. Although he had been taught since childhood that people's fate was destined by God. Whether they were rich or poor was recorded in the book from the moment they were reincarnated. He couldn't blame them who were in charge of destiny. Although he was a god, watching the person he was responsible for misfortune still made Xiao Shuishen feel very uncomfortable.
So sometimes after he finished what he had to do, he would wander around the world and use his divine power to punish some evil people, so that he would feel better...
A bully who robbed a girl accidentally burned down her new house to nothing on the eve of her wedding, and the woman who was locked in the woodshed disappeared...
A dog officer who was searching for food for disaster relief fell out of his sedan chair and knocked out two of his teeth. He was kidnapped by the bandit leader and forced to carry excrement on the mountain. It was not until his family let go of their granary to help the people that he was put down on the mountain...
Director of the Fulu Department had told Ye Feizhou many times not to meddle in other people's business. However, Shen Xingyun, who had always been rebellious, would be overjoyed every time he heard about Ye Feizhou's glorious deeds. His romantic and affectionate eyes would smile slightly, Hua Hua said. The light is shining.
"You are still awesome." Shen Xingyun smiled and raised his hand, waved it vaguely on Ye Feizhou's head, and pretended to touch his head, "You are a chivalrous and righteous little broom star."
The peach blossoms in the tree were blown by the flowing wind, flying like sleet, and reflected a layer of pink on Ye Feizhou's face. He looked at Shen Xingyun for a long time before he realized that he was in a trance by looking at his smile, so he hurriedly stopped. He looked away calmly: "...No, it's just convenient."
"Come closer." Shen Xingyun smiled sullenly and raised his fingers at Ye Feizhou, "Don't worry, I won't touch you."
Ye Feizhou moved closer anxiously, watching Shen Xingyun's face gradually enlarge, getting closer and closer to him, and finally stopped at a very close place, so close that he could almost feel the other person's body temperature through the air, but... Just a little bit different.
Shen Xingyun's refreshing breath fell on Ye Feizhou's lips and nose. Ye Feizhou breathed greedily, his heartbeat getting faster and faster, and he almost couldn't help but want to lean forward a little.
"Just let me stay like this for a while. I won't kiss you. Don't worry... I won't be able to control myself once I kiss you." Shen Xingyun licked his lips as if his mouth was dry, and his eyes as bright as stars stared intently. Ye Feizhou, Ye Feizhou also looked back with twinkling eyes.
The four lips are separated by a paper-thin distance.