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At dusk, the little broom star hovers idle over the city.
Shen Xingyun had just been sent on a date with Ye Feizhou. Shen Xingyun probably wouldn't need him until they were over, so the little broom star was very bored now.
If you are bored, you need to have fun.
The little broom star flew for a while, and finally spotted a wire full of sparrows. It landed gracefully and stood on the wire.
The sparrows chirped in panic, flapped their poor little wings, and instinctively fled in all directions under the pressure of the phoenix.
The little broom star narcissistically stroked the feathers on his chest with his wings, and gave orders to the sparrows: "Chirp, chirp! Chirp!" Look at my beautiful feathers, I am very satisfied with the gloss! You little bastards, please envy me!
She is really a coquettish bitch who is not pretentious.
But the sparrows had already flown away in a swarm.
The little broom star was slightly melancholy: "Chew Mi!" Why are you running away!
On the wires that were crowded with birds a moment ago, there was now only a phoenix and a lone sparrow.
The little broom star tilted his head and looked at the only sparrow that didn't run away with his golden eyes. The sparrow is a small one, with brown feathers and a white belly. On the surface, it looks no different from other sparrows, but it is surrounded by an evil aura that is invisible to mortals and is as light as spider silk.
-This is not a sparrow, this is a sparrow spirit.
The little broom star cleared his throat: "Chirp, chirp." Yo, little fairy.
"..." The sparrow turned its head and stared at the little broom star with its two small black bean-like eyes, silent.
Seeing the sparrow turn around, the very narcissistic little broom star immediately began to display his feathers in all directions, raising his wings, stretching his neck, and finally turned around in a circle, facing the sparrow with his butt, and twisted twice Down, the gorgeous and slender tail feathers swept across the sparrow's petite body, almost sweeping the sparrow off the wire.
The little broom star continued to twist his butt at the sparrow: "Chirp?" Does my tail hair look good
The sparrow stared intently, but still said nothing: "..."
The little broom star turned around proudly and playfully played with the little sparrow with its wings: "Chirp, chirp." Haha, little one.
The sparrow was plowed down by the broomstick, fluttered its feathers, stood up again, and remained silent: "..."
Seeing that the sparrow was being bullied, the little broom star refused to leave, so he continued to show off: "Chirp, chirp, chirp?" My human form is also pretty good-looking. Have you cultivated a human form? Do you dare to compare
—The little broom star just built his human form some time ago.
He was very satisfied with his beautiful boy-like human posture. Whenever he had something to do, he would change into his human form and look wildly in the mirror. He would always drag Ye Feizhou, who was also a handsome boy, to take a photo with him, and then ask Shen Xingyun to rate the two of them. .
However, Shen Xingyun was very biased: "The flying boat is one hundred, you are ninety."
The little humanoid broom star jumped in anger: "You are biased!"
Shen Xingyun was upright: "Anyway, he is the most beautiful in the world, and I am the second. I will hold it in if I don't accept it."
The little humanoid broomstick held on to his last hope and asked: "Then... what about the third one?"
Shen Xingyun touched his chin and said, "The third one is... our director."
"Chew!" The little broom star rushed out of the door in grief and anger!
Damn, even if I’m not ranked third, I must not be the master’s biological child!
The little broom star was thinking about it, and he flew down the power line angrily. A ball of light flashed across his body, and he turned into a human form on the street.
Naked, naked...
This is really very scientific, after all, the Phoenix form also has no clothes!
As for the feathers, they turned into hair when they transformed into humans. A head of bright and dazzling orange-red hair, spread over the boy's fair skin without any flaws, like a flame burning on the smooth white silk.
"Hey, I'm so pretty!" The little broom star stood in front of a reflective window, posing with her bare buttocks, admiring her figure in front of the window glass. As for the sparrow on the telephone pole, she had already been He threw it out of the sky, "I shouldn't be called Little Broom Star. I'm so beautiful. I should be called Feng Wudie, Liehuo, Manzhushahua! Hey..."
Having a mentally retarded owner makes me feel tired.
Behind the window seemed to be a pet grooming shop. Behind the glass, a clerk wearing a mask was cutting the hair of a poodle. The clerk looked up at the busy traffic outside the window, then lowered his head and continued working indifferently, completely ignoring the man standing in front of him. The amazing fact about the beautiful naked boy!
This is of course because mortals cannot see...
"Good-looking! So good-looking!" Little Broomstick Xingxiang boasted shamelessly. He got closer to the display window and looked at his face carefully. He had a porcelain white face, two slender eyebrows, and enchantingly beautiful golden pupils. He looked a bit... Thin lips, straight bridge of nose, pointed nose and chin, making him look a little inaccessible.
Although he is also a beautiful boy, Ye Feizhou is a cute and well-behaved young master, while the little broom star is a bit more fierce and gorgeous, with a bit of evil in his eyebrows.
Because it hasn't been long since he transformed into a human being, the little broom star is still at the stage where he can't get enough of his human form. He put his hands on his waist, imitating the pace of human models walking down the catwalk and walked gracefully back and forth in front of the display window a few times. Then he held his face in front of the glass door of the pet beauty parlor and continued to take photos. He exclaimed intoxicatedly: "I am really Overwhelm the country!"
Before he finished speaking, the glass door was suddenly opened from the inside. A tall young man stood at the door with his arms in his arms, the corner of his mouth twitching slightly, as if he was suppressing a smile.
Haha, stupid humans! You would never imagine that there is actually a naked beauty in front of you! The little broom star was so immersed in her own intoxicating beauty that she did not observe the visitor carefully. Instead, she spread her legs and stood firmly in front of him, exposing her two balls with an arrogant and cold expression!
A gentleman is magnanimous.
"..." The man's eyes swept up and down the little broom star calmly, and he paused subtly when passing by his balls.
… That look is not right, Chiu Mi.
The little broom star stared at the man. He had short and medium brown hair. He was more than half a head taller than the little broom star. His thick and strong muscles stretched the chest of the clothes a little tight. His eyebrows were raised diagonally upwards. His eyes were deep and steady, his lips and chin He has firm lines and healthy wheat-colored skin. He is a tough guy with quite good looks.
And traces of subtle evil spirit are emanating from the man...
Damn, this is a monster. Little Broomstick quickly covered his balls and silently took a step back.
Because he is a monster, that means he can see himself.
At this time, the man spoke, his voice low and magnetic: "I am the sparrow just now."
Little Broomstick Xingli relied on his calmness: "Oh, I know."
How could I know! It's so embarrassing to take it off! Chew Mi!
The man's tone was very innocent: "You said you were comparing whose human form was prettier, so I changed a bit."
The little broom star looked resentful: "Where did you get the clothes to wear?"
And the sparrow spirit’s human form is actually so big!
The contrast was so great that the little broom star couldn't help but roar in his heart. Although he actually understands that the human form of monsters and beasts after they transform into humans is not necessarily related to the size of their animal form, but depends on their "heart". The so-called appearance comes from the heart, which is sometimes not very accurate when applied to humans. , but in the process of transforming a monster into a human being, it was interpreted perfectly.
The man pointed at the pet grooming shop behind him with his thumb, moved closer to the little broom star, and said in a low voice: "This is my shop. It doesn't take me long to become a sperm. I will be tired if I stay in my human form for a long time. Just now I was lazy and changed into my original form for a while, standing on the wire and watching the clerk work, but you suddenly flew over and landed next to me to see my human form, so I flew back to the lounge and got dressed... "
The little broom star looked at the high-end pet grooming shop behind the man with bright eyes, with a slightly envious expression: "..."
A sparrow, after becoming an adult, actually opened a store and hired human clerks to work...
Compared to myself, who didn't even have a single piece of human clothing, whose food mainly consisted of bird food, and who only flew around for fun every day, I felt so integrated into human society.
After all, the master has been very busy looking for his runaway wife. After picking him up from the Beast Division, he casually gave him a bad name that was hard to hear, Nantianmen, and then kept letting him go. He didn't play with him well. After he found his wife, They are tired of being together in the world of two people every day, unless there is a need to call the little broom star out for a ride.
I feel really distressed! The little broom star thought sadly, she has a peerless face, but no one to love her!
The man observed the ever-changing expressions of the little broom star, suddenly smiled softly and said: "How long do you plan to stand naked in front of me?"
After a second of silence, the little broom star shamefully transformed back into the phoenix state, spread its wings dejectedly and prepared to flee.
"Wait a minute." The man's eyes lingered on the phoenix-shaped body of the little broom star for a moment, and he started to sell if he didn't agree. "Our store has recently introduced new technology that can quickly dye pet hair."
The little broomstick tilted his head, seeming very interested.
A sly smile flashed across the man's eyes, but his tone was kind and sincere: "I think you will be very beautiful if you dye your seven-color tail feathers. What do you think? Do you want to try it?"
The little broom star's eyes suddenly became bright and bright: "Zhimi!" If I had colorful tail feathers, it would not only be beautiful, but also confuse all living beings!
The man walked into the house and leaned over to check the poodle's hair shearing condition: "This level is enough."
The clerk nodded hurriedly: "Okay."
The boss was standing alone at the door chatting in the air just now, so perverted!
"The owner will come to pick it up later. I can just wait in the store." The man glanced at his watch. "There is nothing else to do today. You can get off work."
The clerk packed up and left, and the little broom star eagerly opened the door with his beak and walked in, observing the various beauty tools in the store with vigour.