04
The two looked at each other for a moment, and there was a mysterious silence.
Li Kaian blinked at Chu Yu, who appeared at Yuelao Temple at some unknown time, laughed dryly, and said awkwardly: "I thought I was the only one..."
All the stupid words about asking for marriage were listened to by this person! Li Kaian was so ashamed that he almost burst on the spot. He nodded to Chu Yu, turned around and left.
Just as he was about to step out of the door, the man behind him suddenly called out: "Li Kaian, wait a minute."
Wow.
The moment he heard the other party calling his name, Li Kaian froze in place and was unable to move. He was violently shocked by the surprise current from head to toe.
He was very sure that he didn't know the man behind him, but the other man could call his name accurately, which meant...
Be a fan!
That’s right! Live fans!
As an 18th-tier starlet who had never been recognized by passers-by, Li Kaian's joy at that moment made him want to do three backflips on the spot!
"Ah... I was recognized by you." Li Kai'an struggled to restrain his ecstasy and gave full play to his acting skills, letting his face express "Thank you for your support, signing autographs, taking photos, shaking hands and hugging, no problem" and "But don't shout out, there may be paparazzi taking photos nearby". An expression of mixed emotions, followed by an elegant and natural turn.
The man standing next to the shrine was staring at him intently, his deep black eyes filled with passion and love.
It’s unmistakable, this look is definitely a fan.
Li Kai'an smiled politely and was ready to accept the fans' passionate confession.
However, the next second, he heard the man throw out a sentence without thinking: "The red line is actually of no use to you."
"..." Li Kaian was silent for a moment and said awkwardly, "I was just joking. I thought there was no one here."
Let’s go straight to the stage where fans express their passion and ask for autographs, okay sir
"Okay," the man blinked, "Let me introduce myself. My name is Chu Yu, and I am the owner of this Yuelao Temple."
Li Kaian looked confused: "..."
What nonsense is this person talking about? Isn’t the owner of Yuelao Temple just selling concentric locks? After talking so much, do you want my signature? If not, I can leave.
Seeing Li Kaian taking a hesitant step toward the door, Chu Yu hurriedly stepped forward to block Li Kaian's way with his body. His thick black eyes had a sense of innocence. He cleared his throat and said, "I like you." , started two months ago.”
As expected, he was a fan, and Li Kai'an breathed a sigh of relief.
Chu Yu confessed seriously: "When I first saw you, I couldn't take my eyes away. Your appearance and temperament are my type, and your way of speaking is also very cute."
Li Kai'an showed his signature smile: "Thank you for your like, I'm very happy."
Chu Yu's gentle black eyes widened slightly, as if in disbelief. However, he was quickly moved by Li Kaian's very friendly smile, and the corners of his lips curled up, and he said affectionately: "Then from today on, we will Stay together, I will take good care of you."
Although it is also a confession, it seems completely wrong...
Li Kaian, who had silently practiced his signature more than twenty times in his mind, suddenly looked like he was in trouble and blurted out: "...What are you talking about?"
This man is sick!
Chu Yu frowned and confirmed: "I said I like you, and then you said you were very happy. Isn't this just... a tactful promise to me?"
Li Kaian raised his hand and waved it in front of Chu Yu's eyes: "Wake up."
"Isn't that what you meant?" Chu Yu's black eyes slowly blinked twice, looking slightly hurt.
Li Kai'an's balls were so painful that he lost his image: "Nonsense!"
I just rehearsed my signature in my mind more than twenty times for nothing!
"I thought..." The 18th-tier starlet said awkwardly, holding on to her last hope, "Well, I thought you were a fan of mine."
Say yes quickly, if you say yes I can forgive your psychotic behavior just now and give you my autograph!
However, Chu Yu looked surprised and said: "You are an actor? No wonder..."
Li Kaian's glass heart shattered to the ground with a crack, and he waved his hand expressionlessly: "Stop talking, goodbye."
As expected, 18th-tier starlets don’t have many fans!
Because he was hit so hard, he forgot to ask Chu Yu how he knew his name since he didn't know he was a star... He just wanted to escape.
05
"Don't leave in a hurry." Chu Yu followed him in a hurry, pulled out a thread-bound ancient book from the big pocket of his overalls, flipped to a certain page, and opened it in front of Li Kai'an, "You Didn't you just want to ask for marriage? Take a look at this marriage book. It's written in black and white. You can't ask for it."
Li Kaian was stunned for a moment, and his eyes fell suspiciously on the yellowed paper. The words on it were written with a brush. They were originally written in ancient Chinese calligraphy. Li Kaian couldn't understand it, so he opened it irritably and muttered in a low voice. One sentence: "Mental illness."
Chu Yu was dissatisfied: "It's not mental illness, it's Yue Lao."
Li Kaian: "..."
It's true that the mental illness is gone.
Li Kaian ran away in order to get rid of Chu Yu. Chu Yu held the marriage book and spread his long legs to chase after him. As he ran, he said tenaciously: "It is clearly written on it. Your soul is naturally immune to the red line. It’s a special situation that only happens once in a thousand years, so our Marriage Department didn’t arrange a marriage for you at all.”
Although he didn't believe it, Li Kai'an couldn't help but feel a little pain at this setting. He gave Chu Yu a hard look with a particularly fierce look on his face: "Don't curse me, or I'll beat you up."
"This is all true. You must have never held a woman's hand since you were a child. Am I right?" Chu Yu asked.
Li Kaian lied: "I held him."
Chu Yu said resolutely: "Lie."
Li Kaian was so angry that he gritted his teeth.
Chu Yu said sadly: "According to the records in the marriage book, because your soul is immune to the red line, you have been a single for eighteen lifetimes, and if nothing else happens, even if you are reincarnated on the day when mankind becomes extinct, you will still be a single."
Li Kaian stopped, panting heavily and looking at Chu Yu.
Although what this man said was bizarre, the more Li Kaian looked at him, the more he felt that he didn't actually look like a madman.
Chu Yu emphasized: "Eternal single dog."
Li Kaian: "..."
Regardless of whether he is a lunatic or not, he still deserves a beating!
"Falling in love with me is your only chance to break away from the group in your lifetime." Chu Yu's eyes were sincere and his tone was sincere, "I advise you to seize this hard-won opportunity."
Li Kaian shook his head and sneered: "I don't know what purpose you have in making up such a lot of ridiculous lies to deceive me, but first of all, I am a straight man, and secondly, I don't believe you are Yuelao, just so."
After finishing speaking, Li Kaian gently pushed Chu Yu away from him.
Who can be so down-to-earth wearing a vest and overalls? Forget it's a lie, can't you just pretend to be more like it?
"I am really Yuelao." Chu Yu said, and his whole person suddenly disappeared into the air without any warning. Only the voice of his voice came from where he was standing just now, "You see, I can deceive others."
Li Kaian was so frightened that he almost jumped off the mountain: "Holy shit, it's haunted!!!"
"It's not a ghost, it's Yue Lao." Chu Yu appeared again without warning, still standing at the same place where he stood before disappearing.
Li Kaian shivered again, his face turned pale, and he stared at Chu Yu in disbelief.
Speaking of which, I met him just now, so he definitely had a physical presence.
Do ghosts have entities
"How about it, do you believe that I am Yue Lao?" Chu Yu looked at Li Kai'an with a pair of wet eyes like a puppy waiting for his master's praise, and his long tail was just wagging.
However, Li Kaian was completely stunned, with his mouth slightly open and unable to speak.
"Didn't you see clearly?" Chu Yu asked, and then disappeared again, "Look, I used a blind method again. Mortals can never do it, right?"
Two seconds later, Chu Yu appeared again: "I'm here again."
"I'm gone again, I have it again, no more, there are, no, no, no, there are ..." Chu Yu seemed to be playing with High, he kept disappearing and disappearing, the scene was fascinated by the scene ...
Li Kaian gradually came back to his senses from the extreme shock, pinched his thigh to confirm that it was not a dream, and then yelled: "Okay! Don't change!"
Chu Yu obediently stopped moving, his hands hanging meekly in front of him and crossed.
Li Kaian stared at Chu Yu without blinking.
Chu Yu asked: "You are writing to me this time?"
"..." Li Kaian hesitated for a moment, his mind in chaos.
In fact, he is relatively receptive to these things. Although we are already in this era, superstition has always been prevalent in the small town in his hometown. All kinds of rules cannot be broken during festivals. We pray east and west, and the sky is full of gods and Buddhas. None of them can be offended. Most people take the "existence of gods" for granted. Although Li Kaian doesn't believe it intellectually, he has been exposed to it since he was a child and grew up listening to his grandmother's stories about gods and ghosts, so he must be affected to some extent. , is not a fearless materialist...
So Li Kaian found that he easily accepted the possibility that "the other party might really be a god or something."
Chu Yu: "Then I will continue to show you the changes."
Li Kaian hurriedly raised his hands in surrender: "Okay, I believe it... Can you let me go down the mountain now, Mr. Yuelao?"
Chu Yu turned sideways to get out of the mountain road, put his hands in the pockets of his overalls, swayed back and forth, and said depressedly: "Don't you think about being with me? You really don't have a marriage in your life, I didn't lie to you. "
Li Kaian thought he was talking nonsense before, but now that he thinks about his tragic love history of repeated defeats, he can't help but actually believe it.
However…
Li Kaian rolled his eyes at Chu Yu and walked down the mountain: "There's nothing we can do about it. I don't like men. If I want to break away from a man, I might as well die alone."
Chu Yu suddenly became energetic and smiled brightly: "You should have told me earlier, I am not a man."
Li Kaian turned around, punched Chu Yu's hard chest twice, and said angrily: "Do you think I'm blind?"
Chu Yu opened his innocent black eyes wide: "I am a male god."
"..." Li Kaian almost rolled down the mountain road without breathing.