For the entire class, Jiang Xiaoman was absent-minded.
This is rare.
She is a good baby and a good student. She doesn't eat snacks or doze off in class. She actively answers any questions. The teacher is the first to raise her hand.
But today, she really couldn't make up her mind to listen to what the teacher said.
Not only Jiang Xiaoman is the only one who is uneasy, but Yu Qingshi is also uneasy.
He writes and draws on paper, draws and draws, and somehow draws a stickman family of three.
Two are taller and the other is shorter.
He froze for a moment, then quickly crossed it out, blacking out the three stick figures, so that nothing could be seen.
Aware of his movements, Jiang Xiaoman asked him, "What are you doing?"
Yu Qingshi shook his head.
He lowered his head and kept thinking about the baby.
Is he... really going to be a dad
But he is still a baby himself, how can he be a father? Can he protect the baby? When the baby is crying, he will not coax it, nor will he rush the grandmother to give it to the baby. He also doesn't know how to braid or change clothes.
Can the baby eat canned food like Miao Miao, can he eat by himself
Ahh!
Yu Qingshi thought about it, his head was about to explode.
The courses of the interest class are finished near the end of the term. After school, Jiang Xiaoman and Yu Qingshi went home together.
When they got to the door of the house, the two said goodbye to each other, and looked at each other again, looking away.
They vaguely have the same guess, both of them hide their thoughts, but they are too embarrassed to say it.
"Goodbye." Yu Qingshi said.
"Goodbye." Jiang Xiaoman also waved at him, and then went back to their respective houses.
During dinner in the evening, Jiang Xiaoman was very hungry, so he ate two bowls at once, and he enjoyed it very much. After two bowls, she also ate jelly!
After eating, my stomach is bulging.
Jiang Xiaoman hiccupped contentedly, and was about to collapse on the sofa happily when Jiang Xiumei passed by her while cleaning and looked at her round belly. He said casually, "You child, don't eat your stomach bad, take it easy. That pillar's wife, that is, when she has a baby, can eat like you."
When Jiang Xiaoman heard this, he jumped up from the sofa and looked at Jiang Xiumei in shock.
"Grandma... Does it mean that after having a baby, she will eat a lot, and she doesn't want to do anything, and her belly is round and bulging like air? Is this the case for everyone?"
"What's more, pigs are like this!"
... as if oh.
When I was in the countryside, Huahua would eat and sleep all day long. When she had a baby, she gained a little weight, and she could eat and sleep better.
It really is like this!
Jiang Xiaoman returned to his room stiffly as if he was sleepwalking with a white face.
Does she really have a baby
Jiang Xiaoman lifted up his clothes and stood in front of the mirror to look around.
Then she found that her belly was really round and bulging!
Jiang Xiaoman was stunned.
She patted her stomach with a thoughtful look on her face.
Is there a baby in there
Although her belly is round and bulging, it is not very round and bulging compared to Zhuzi's daughter-in-law.
But she is not as tall as Zhuzi's daughter-in-law, with a smaller belly and a smaller baby, which is understandable, right
So, from today, is she going to be a mother
Jiang Xiaoman was completely dumbfounded.
When taking a bath, she was shy, lying in the bathtub with tears streaming down her face.
Ah, no, it's so uncomfortable, so uncomfortable, are you going to have a baby? Is it that fast
Ye Jiajia's little friend said that all night, she still hasn't passed the day!
Jiang Xiaoman was so uncomfortable. On the one hand, it was uncomfortable in his heart, and on the other hand, his stomach was really uncomfortable. Then she couldn't help crying, she buried her face in her knees and cried miserably.
Although she likes babies very much, she only likes picked up babies. She is still so small and her belly is so small, it must be very hard for the baby to stay in her belly. If it is really born, it will only be the size of a hand, right
How can you survive like this
When I was in town, my grandma next door raised a cat, and the cat gave birth to a kitten, which was only the size of a palm.
The kittens are very small, their fur is not even, and the meowing is very small. The grandma next door said that these two kittens will not survive.
Jiang Xiaoman originally wanted to ask one to bring it back to keep, but later, the two kittens really couldn't survive.
The grandma next door was going to throw them away. Jiang Xiaoman took pity on them and dug a hole for them and buried them.
If her baby was only the size of a palm, it would definitely not survive.
Jiang Xiaoman cried very bleakly.
The system couldn't stand it any longer, and said, "Host, you don't have a baby anymore, you're just fed up and uncomfortable, and you'll be fine tomorrow."
"But I and Yu Qingshi fell asleep." Jiang Xiaoman wiped away tears, his eyes were red, "Ye Jiajia said that if you sleep together, you will have a baby. That's what it said on TV."
"... It's true that you can have a baby by sleeping together, but you just slept, there is no... no other operations."
"What else do you need to do?"
"It's just some, you can have a baby... Not suitable for children... Anyway, you just won't have a baby!!"
Jiang Xiaoman's heart relaxed a little, she let out a sigh of relief, and continued to ask: "It's not like you can have a baby after sleeping together, so how did the baby come? How did I come here? How did the child Yu Qingshi come here? Woolen cloth?"
She has to know this.
There must be other children who will be confused by this in the future. If she knows, she can tell them.
The system was silent for a while, "We need to sleep together."
"..." Jiang Xiaoman stayed for a while, then started to cry again.
System is broken! ! It is clearly said that there will be no baby in sleep, but it is said that the baby comes to sleep, whether there will be a baby or no baby! !
The system says, "Sleeping is a prerequisite, not... not a requirement."
The system is going crazy.
It looked at the entry and didn't know how to explain it.
Jiang Xiaoman really asked, "Then what are the necessary conditions?"
"... It's something that children shouldn't know, but will know when they grow up! You ask me now, what should I say!"
Jiang Xiaoman stopped for a while and thought for a while, "Don't be so fierce, if you don't know, you can just say you don't know, and I won't laugh at you."
"..." The system was really angry.
The IQ of the system can be questioned, but the knowledge reserve cannot be questioned.
"Why don't I know? I know everything! I have images, pictures and texts here, but what do you want me to say? Can I send them out? Have you seen them? Don't think about strange things in your mind every day. thing!"
"Why can't it come out?" Jiang Xiaoman doubted it was a lie.
"Because I will be blocked if I send it out! I'll make a code!"
"Oh."
Jiang Xiaoman buried his head on his knees again, crying bitterly.
Obviously, the systematic popularization and comfort did not come to the point.
After a while, the system said: "Host, you are not yet at the age to have a baby. When you grow up, you will know when you are old."
Jiang Xiaoman held his face, washed his face again, calmed down a lot, and asked the system: "What do you mean, the baby is in my belly now, and when I grow up, he also grows up, just Can it be born?"
"... Well, it's almost, anyway, not now, don't worry about it."
Jiang Xiaoman was relieved, and confirmed with the system: "How big will you be when you grow up?"
"Just... seventeen, eighteen, twenty-four, six, this kind of... time."
Jiang Xiaoman finally breathed a sigh of relief and felt relieved.
She changed into her pajamas and went to bed obediently.
I slept soundly, but in the middle of the night, I suddenly shivered, then rolled over and sat up.
After sitting in a daze for a while, he burst into tears.
She didn't dare to let her grandmother know, so she could only bite the quilt aggrieved, and the voice of "wuwuwu" was very somber.
The system stayed for a moment, guessing that she might be having a nightmare.
Just like the dream of Jiang Xing when he was three years old.
But there seems to be no main line to push recently. What sad things did the host dream about and cry so badly
"Host, what did you dream about?" the system asked.
"I, I dreamed that I... I gave birth to a baby."
"..." The system was speechless for a while, then said, "I said, you won't give birth yet, don't worry about it."
Jiang Xiaoman shook his head and said, "What I dreamed of was not born now, but born in the future."
"...Then why are you crying?"
"I dreamed that I gave birth to a litter of pig babies!!!!"
The system stayed, and stayed completely.
Jiang Xiaoman was still complaining, "There are many, many pig babies, who look exactly like Xiangxiang, and then come to me every day, saying that they want to drink grandma woo woo... I don't want, I don't want, I don't want, I don't want pig babies. "
"…Why do you have such a dream?"
"Because I slept with Xiangxiang before."
"… "
The system thought about it calmly and said, "Host, you and Xiangxiang have reproductive isolation."
Sure enough, its 100,000 hosts asked again.
"What is reproductive isolation?"
"That is, there is no way to have babies between different species. Pigs can only have pigs, and humans can only have humans. So you can't have pig babies, understand?"
"Really?"
"real."
Jiang Xiaoman's crying gradually stopped, relieved a lot.
She wanted to sleep very much, but the dream was so terrible that she didn't dare to sleep, so she could only get up, write a diary in front of the desk, and calm down.
She couldn't teach this diary to the teacher, she had to keep it as a record of the baby's birthday.
Otherwise, you will be born in the future, and you will not know when your birthday will be.
"Today is the first day of the baby in my womb. The system says that it will be born when I grow up, maybe when I am seventeen or eighteen years old, maybe when I am twenty-four or six years old, then , the baby must be very healthy."
After writing, Jiang Xiaoman, who was exhausted from tossing, went to bed and went to bed.
When she woke up the next day, she had tossed all night, her eye sockets were red and swollen, and her eyelids were still a little blue and black. She looked sluggish and haggard.
Then when he went out, he saw Yu Qingshi's little friend.
Yu Qingshi's child's face was similar to hers.
The eyes are also red and swollen, and the undersides are also blue and black, looking very haggard.
The two children looked at each other, looking at each other's eyes with a hint of understanding.
Jiang Xiaoman asked, "Did you have a nightmare last night?"
Yu Qingshi asked, "Have you had nightmares too?"