The English teacher stood on the podium and wrote a few simple words on the blackboard. When he wanted to teach the children to read the spoken language, he suddenly felt a tingling in his lower abdomen.
The pain came so suddenly and intensely that it was unexpected.
She immediately supported the podium with one hand and covered her lower abdomen with the other, her rosy and lustrous face instantly turned pale because she had grabbed the class.
The children below were all looking at her with worried eyes.
Jiang Xiaoman is the same.
Her round eyes stared wide and scared.
Is there anything wrong with the teacher
She didn't want to hurt the teacher, she just wanted to have a normal gym class and just woohoo.
The system description says that this is used to assist the heroine, and it won't really kill anyone at all. It was only when the fatality rate was zero that Jiang Xiaoman dared to use it.
Why does the teacher look like he will die soon? Why does she look pale
Jiang Xiaoman thought about it, then stood up and cried.
"I'm sorry, teacher, I shouldn't just want to take physical education and not English. I'm sorry, I'm not a good student, you can continue the class, I will definitely listen carefully."
The children didn't know what happened, but Jiang Xiaoman cried so badly and the teacher's face was so ugly, something must have happened.
So, some timid ones also stood up and began to repent.
"Me too, teacher, I'm not a good student. Don't be angry. If you get angry, your health will be bad. We won't be in gym class. Teacher, please continue the class."
"Me too, I just want to take physical education class and don't want to take English class, but I don't want to make the teacher sad. Teacher, please continue the class woo woo woo."
When the child cries, the teacher wants to cry too.
Because she suddenly felt a very familiar pain.
Her aunt who stopped for three months seems to be coming...
This tingling in the lower abdomen, this strange feeling...
It's a visit from relatives.
Damn it.
She is almost fainting now.
She doesn't want to go to class at all.
"No, no, you can go to physical education class." The English teacher smiled and said, "The teacher has a day off today."
"Woooooo, we don't dare anymore, teacher!"
"Teacher, go ahead with the class!"
"We're not skinny anymore! We love English classes the most!"
The teacher's face turned pale, must be very angry and miserable, right? Then they must be more obedient!
The English teacher's face was almost green, and she wanted to cry without tears.
【Ding dong! Collect the negative emotional value of the English teacher, reward 10 points]
【Ding dong! Collect the negative emotional value of the English teacher, reward 10 points]
【Ding dong! Collect the negative emotional value of the English teacher, reward 10 points]
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Points can't appease Jiang Xiaoman's guilt.
She felt that the teacher must be very sad, and then she screamed even more and didn't dare. She asked the teacher to hurry up and take a few more classes. To take more classes, not only to attend classes, but also to procrastinate! Not only today, but also tomorrow, every day, otherwise I will be sorry for the hard work of the teacher!
【Ding dong! Collect Zhang Xinhua's negative emotions and reward 10 points]
【Ding dong! Collect Yu Qingshi's negative emotions and reward 10 points]
【Ding dong! Collect Zhou Coco's negative emotional value, reward 10 points]
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Jiang Xiaoman shut up.
It turned out that not all the children had the same idea as her.
Even among the same people, Longfeng and Yu Qingshi are not children.
She glanced at him quietly and found that Yu Qingshi was not crying, but because the whole class of children stood up and asked the teacher to take a good lesson, he didn't know what happened, so he had to stand up.
English teachers have big heads.
She didn't know why the students who wilted at the mention of class in the past were so enthusiastic now and asked her to stay to teach.
But she really... can't hold back!
In the end, it was the passing PE teacher who saved the English teacher.
The English teacher was finally liberated and no longer had to teach.
The children cried and watched her leave in the classroom, and then left happily with the physical education teacher.
Jiang Xiaoman landed at the back, with his head lowered, unable to see his expression clearly.
Just now...
She collected more than 100 points at once.
The item cards given by the system are really easy to use, and earning points is really fast!
Although Jiang Xiaoman didn't know why this happened, she felt that she had become vicious.
This doesn't seem good.
The system said: "Host, you don't have to think so much, in fact, the person who should be autistic is me."
"Why?"
"Because of your English teacher, because of her illness, she has been taking Chinese medicine for several months and can't be cured. You are stuck with one item, okay." If it weren't for this, the system would not be able to think of the original item. Cards also have this magic.
He hit the first person, Jiang Xiaoman.
Jiang Xiaoman asked the system, "What's wrong with her?"
"You'll understand later."
"When will it be next?"
"Physical class."
Oh. Ok.
After being appeased by the system, Jiang Xiaoman was happy again.
She felt that the system was really a good system, and it was no longer vicious, which was great.
It seems that she really taught well and guided her well.
Although the physical education class wasted most of the class, the children were very happy to pick up a leak.
The physical education teacher ordered a little name, and then let the children move freely.
Yu Qingshi touched a basketball and wanted to invite Jiang Xiaoman to play with him, but Jiang Xiaoman shook his head and said, "No, you can play with Zhang Xinhua. I want to play with the girls and throw handkerchiefs together."
"Okay." He thought that Jiang Xiaoman could play basketball and chose this one.
Unexpectedly, she was going to play with the handkerchief!
Is he going to play with the handkerchief too
do not want.
So Yu Qingshi had to play alone.
Who is Zhang Xinhua? Don't know that fool.
Yu Qingshi patted the basketball and left, leaving only Jiang Xiaoman with a handsome back, and had no plans to find Zhang Xinhua at all.
Jiang Xiaoman sighed helplessly and let him go.
She always felt that the older Yu Qingshi's children grew up, the more foul-tempered they became. Especially for children Zhang Xinhua, there was always a kind of inexplicable hostility, which was really annoying.
Why can't they let her worry a little bit
Jiang Xiaoman shook his head and went to play by himself.
In fact, she doesn't like throwing handkerchiefs either, but the girls in the class love this sport the most, so she can only play with them.
At this time, Zhang Xinhua is in…
Chat with kids and blow water.
He is a bit fatter and doesn't like sports. Although he has taken interest classes with Jiang Xiaoman these years, in fact, he is doing homework.
The teacher told the runners to be unwilling to run, so he just squatted there every day and ate snacks whenever he could. So this trip down, not only did not achieve the purpose of physical fitness, but the weight is increasing day by day.
Now that Jiang Xiaoman is on the advanced version, the requirements are stricter and he is no longer just playing around all day, so Zhang Xinhua will not go.
But the kids in the class didn't know it.
They thought that Zhang Xinhua and Jiang Xiaoman were in class together, and Jiang Xiaoman was so good, so Zhang Xinhua must be very good too!
Since it's so powerful, show your hands and let them see it!
Zhang Xinhua... Of course I have no opinion!
It's not easy for a child to look at him with such adoring eyes, of course he is very dark, and it is when he is fluttering, how can he tell them that he actually knows nothing
If you can't, you have to do it, and you have to know how to catch a duck on the shelves.
Zhang Xinhua, who had previously praised Haikou with his friends, had the opportunity to show his style in this class and fulfilled his promise.
He finally learned a trick and a half from his grandparents to fool the children.
"Look, this move is called Raptors going to sea!"
"This trick is called Golden Rooster Independence!"
…
In fact, these martial arts moves were all learned by Zhang Xinhua's children from TV. As for his kung fu, it's... Tai Chi.
Zhang Xinhua thinks that he is very easy to learn, does not exert any effort, is slow, soft, and looks very cool.
Anyway, if you say you are great, then you are great. Others won't question you, because Tai Chi looks great, but you can't tell why!
Zhang Xinhua asked his grandparents, and grandparents also said that they are very powerful, but where is the power? have no idea!
In this way, you will definitely be able to fool the children!
I made a fancy call, but the expressions on the faces of the friends were particularly stiff and distrustful.
Zhang Xinhua was unhappy and said, "Why don't you applaud?"
"... But Zhang Xinhua, the tricks you performed just now, I don't remember that name."
"And it's not too bad, take it slow."
"Yes, didn't you say that Jiang Xiaomandu was once your defeated general?"
One sentence made Zhang Xinhua flushed.
Woohoo, he has already studied hard, can't you give some face
Zhang Xinhua hummed angrily, and said with his hands on his hips, "You don't know, this is a master! You can't see my power! You can't touch it! If you can touch it, you can see it, you are also masters!"
"Wow!"
"Really?"
"I do not believe."
Zhang Xinhua was furious.
Then in order to prove that he really learned it, he knew it well, so he decided to perform one for his friends.
Do Tai Chi again.
After the fight, following Jiang Xiaoman's example, he put his hands on his hips and stepped on the ground with one foot, and said loudly, "Can you see clearly? This is my inner strength!"
"Wow!!!"
"I see!!!"
"Zhang Xinhua, you are amazing!!! Teach me!"
"I want to learn this too!!"
Zhang Xinhua was stunned for a moment, not knowing what was going on.
I looked like I didn't believe it just now, why is it now... so pompous? Do the students actually love him
Zhang Xinhua touched his head, just when he was at a loss, a friend said, "It's really amazing! I want to learn when I go home! Zhang Xinhua, you have collapsed the playground!"
"??" Zhang Xinhua was stunned for a moment, and finally realized that his friends' eyes were gathering behind him.
Looking back, I saw...
The playground behind him actually sank down and collapsed! Obviously not just now!
! ! !
Is this what he did
Zhang Xinhua is stupid.
Then, it felt like the sky was about to fall.
It turned out that he actually had such a terrifying and terrifying power in him? Is he really not an ordinary person? Was he born with peerless martial arts? !
But... if you collapse the playground, you will definitely be beaten!
Zhang Xinhua was so flustered that he decided to go to someone for help.
He found Jiang Xiaoman who was throwing his handkerchief.
With snot and tears, he said, "Xiaoman woo woo!! Help me!! I collapsed the playground!!"