Little Prodigal Alliance Head (and Cook)

Chapter 57: Mu Jiaozhu and toilet paper

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Tang Doudou dug his ears, suspecting that he had just heard a hallucination.

But Mu Ye, who was still talking outside the door, clearly reminded her that it was not an auditory hallucination just now.

This time it really scared her!

Is this the way Mu Ye wakes up? Landing head first

Taking the wrong medicine

Possessed by a ghost

Or was it like her, being pushed out of her shell

Mom, I’m really scaring the baby to death!

Tang Doudou covered her little heart, not daring to express her anger. She thought, Mu Ye must have found the wrong person, right

Did he make an appointment to meet someone else in the bathroom, but by some chance she ran in

Phew, another gentle slap on the face, you just met in the toilet.

Mu Ye was outside the toilet. When he saw that Tang Doudou in the toilet didn't react at all, he was a little confused. Why didn't he come out after so long

Then I heard Tang Doudou's squeaking sound as he slapped his face. Could it be that he had a bad stomach

Mu Ye's face was cold. He didn't come out for a long time. How could we continue this conversation

Is it really necessary to wait outside the toilet for him to come out

This is too demeaning.

Mu Ye glanced around, then looked at the half-quiet toilet, his eyes darkened, and he whispered: "I'll leave first, and I'll find you again tonight.

Today is the Plum Garden Festival, and there are many people coming to Meihai. Unless he is invited, it will not be easy for him to come.

I was wandering around in the plum sea when I met Li Xueyi coming here in a hurry.

Thinking about what Bai Liyu had talked to him about that time, he followed him.

After Li Xueyi entered the toilet, he showed up and knocked the woman unconscious, and then told Li Xueyi his purpose. What he thought was not complicated. Although there were some conflicts between the two before, he always took advantage of it. He had the upper hand, and even made Li Xueyi sleep for more than half a month this time. But this can't be blamed on anyone, it can only be blamed on the two people's different positions.

Moreover, he teased himself last time, so this time the matter was evened out.

If Tang Doudou knew what he was thinking, would he come out and beat him up, even touching his little face would kill him? Damn, what do you think

This is exactly what Tang Doudou couldn't figure out.

After she traveled through time, apart from the group of pretty girls, the first man she saw was Mu Ye!

But let it be that this man threw her. It was because she was mean and she deserved to be thrown... But he also helped Elder Yu to go against her many times, and he almost killed her last time.

In the blink of an eye, he came here to make a deal with her again. Isn't this a mental illness

Mu Ye keeps his face as cold as a playing card every day. Could it be that he has the syndrome of advanced schizophrenia, long-term irregularity of his uncle, early menopause, premature impotence, premature ejaculation, cauliflower and willow, etc.

Tang Doudou made a vicious guess in his heart, and then started to get into trouble. Judging from Mu Ye's calm attitude at the moment, the chance of finding the wrong person was low. So what could she do to make a deal with him

He couldn't see what was going on outside, and he didn't know if Mu Ye was gone. His feet were so numb after squatting for a long time that he almost lost consciousness. Tang Doudou just moved his position and remembered what Mu Ye said just now. Do you still want to find her in the middle of the night

Damn it, it's too scary. She might as well not go back tonight.

After thinking wildly for a while, and seeing that there was no sound outside, Tang Doudou thought that Mu Ye had probably left, so he exhaled, "Damn, I just made this happy decision, just find a place tonight and make do with it."

Thinking that Mu Ye was gone and she couldn't squat any longer, she cleared her throat again and shouted loudly: "Is there anyone there! Someone come quickly! Help!"

Before she finished speaking, she heard the harsh sound of iron chains rubbing against her ears from outside the door.

boom! boom!

What followed was two deafening sounds of the house collapsing. Then Tang Doudou felt her eyes suddenly brighten up. Amid the flying smoke and dust, she suddenly realized what had happened. She quickly stretched out her hand to hold the door panel that had fallen to her side. I don't know where the strength came from, and I suddenly stood up in front of me.

What a risk, I almost lost everything! She patted her chest in fear. Tang Doudou's back was wet with cold sweat, and the wind blew by and chilled her to the bottom of her heart.

But then I couldn't help but get angry. Damn it, I couldn't even go to the toilet to be quiet. What kind of trouble was this

"Damn it, Mu Ye! Why are you so crazy?" Tang Doudou was feeling cold at the moment, and several emotions of anger, shame, and anger were rushing to his head, and his eyes were red.

Her whole life is innocent!

Mu Ye thought she was in danger inside, so he broke the door without any hesitation. He wanted to rush over to see what was going on, but before he could take two steps, he heard Tang Doudou's angry scolding and stopped immediately. Feet, looking at the door panel standing tall in the mess in front of him.

Only then did I realize that they were still going to the toilet...

He controlled his strength because he was afraid that the wooden house would collapse and hit Tang Doudou. Currently, only the front and roof were damaged, but the back was intact. In addition, Tang Doudou reacted quickly and blocked himself with a wooden board, so he was not exposed.

Even without being exposed, this scene was embarrassing and infuriating enough.

So after Mu Ye heard Tang Doudou scolding him, he was not angry, but still said coldly: "You are calling for help."

Save your uncle!

Tang Doudou cursed secretly. After realizing that he would not be exposed, he calmed down a little. He yelled just now just to attract people to come over and hand her toilet paper, but Mu Ye, this idiot, took it seriously. Who did he think? Are they all like him, so stupid that they rush to the toilet to block people

Anyway, she, Tang Doudou, couldn't do such a stupid thing.

After thinking about it, Tang Doudou looked out from the side of the door panel. Before the dust around him had completely dispersed, he could see Mu Ye, covered in black, standing in the flying dust, looking silently like a crow. .

When she looked over, she happened to meet his cold eyes, and immediately shuddered and touched her chin. Since he liked to stay in the toilet so much, let him stay there for as long as he could!

"Mu Ye, can you help me?" Tang Doudou said a little embarrassed.

Mu Ye was silent at first, and then said after a while: "Tell me."

"Hey, you just knocked something out of the toilet, and there is no other toilet paper. Do you think you can help me get it if it's convenient?"

Tang Doudou felt that the surroundings were gradually getting colder with her words. If Mu Ye wanted to make a deal with her, he would definitely not kill her before the goal was achieved. At most, he would hate her even more. Anyway, he hated this kind of thing. It doesn’t matter if there are more or less things.

She thought well. Mu Ye really wanted to kill her. It was okay if she didn't speak. Every time he spoke, he couldn't control his temper.

He thought it was a good thing he didn't know such a shameless guy earlier, otherwise he would have been pissed to death.

Asking him, the dignified leader of the Demon Sect, to help her get toilet paper was like pulling out a tooth from a tiger's mouth. He was very courageous!

Seeing that Mu Ye didn't speak, Tang Doudou continued, "If it's inconvenient for you, you can ask someone to bring it over for me. Well, you can't let me squat here and talk to you all the time, right? I don't have any problem, but you Can you really stand it?"

Mu Ye hesitated. He could smell the faint smell in the air.

This is really not a good place to talk.

Afraid that he would say something about looking for her in the middle of the night, Tang Doudou added: "I think you came to me secretly? Hey, it's not easy to come in here in Meiyuan. The big demon Baili Fox has planted a lot of spies. , although those eyeliners didn’t notice you right now, it would be more dangerous if you stay a little longer, let alone come to me in the middle of the night, which would be even more dangerous... So if there is anything, let’s talk about it quickly, don’t wait. The delay was so long."

"Bring me toilet paper. I'll come out and talk to you as soon as I'm done."

Mu Ye was silent again.

Just when Tang Doudou thought he would not go, he suddenly turned around and quickly disappeared into the row of cabins in front of him.

Tang Doudou was curious. He was so arrogant, and there were many people in the wooden house, so he couldn't find him

Soon, Mu Ye came back.

He was holding a fold of toilet paper in his large robe, and his face was extremely ugly. When he got closer, he flicked his fingers, and the toilet paper shot into Tang Doudou like white shavings.

The toilet paper, as sharp as a knife, was instantly nailed to the door.

Tang Doudou, who was holding the door panel, was shaken, and then he realized, what the hell can toilet paper be used like this

She looked at the toilet paper on the door panel with trembling eyes, thinking about what would happen if this happened to her.

After swallowing, Tang Doudou did not immediately go to get the toilet paper, but said to Mu Ye: "It seems a little inconvenient to hold it like this..."

The cold air started again, like an ice cave, Mu Ye said coldly, "Enough is enough!"

Tang Doudou pouted and said, "I just want you to turn around. Since you don't mind, I'll just put down the door panel and take it!"

After finishing his words, Mu Ye snorted coldly and turned his head.

Seeing this, an evil smile appeared on the corners of his lips, and Tang Doudou propped up the door panel with the wooden stick that fell behind him, then pulled a few pieces of toilet paper nearby and quickly finished.

"Ahem, that Mu Cult Leader, you have to wait a little longer, like me, me... Ouch!" Tang Doudou stood up secretly. Although her feet were numb, it did not affect her actions. She walked to the door and saw nothing unusual. After that, she slipped from the wooden wall next to the toilet to the back of the toilet, and deliberately shouted in a very uncomfortable and depressed voice.

Mu Ye was a little impatient when she called her, so she said, "Hurry up."

He didn't leave, he just stood not far from the toilet, folded his arms and looked ahead, not knowing what else to look at.

Tang Doudou took his head back and shouted again, "Oh, it can't be done. Please wait a little longer."

After saying that, Tang Doudou tiptoed towards the sea of plum blossom trees far away from here. While running, he scolded Mu Ye for being a pervert. Only a devil made a deal with you. He almost killed her last time. The account has not been settled yet. Besides, she is now Why is he also the leader of the martial arts alliance, making a deal with a devil like him, is it crazy

Besides, who knows if this is a conspiracy devised by Elder Yu and him to deal with him

Gee, it’s very possible!

After running for a while, he was sure that Mu Ye couldn't catch up with her, so he slowed down, thinking that the urgent matter was solved and it was time to enjoy the beautiful scenery of Meihai, right

But everything backfired. Just when she was about to take a leisurely stroll, someone called her from afar.

"Leader Li, I found you!"