Little Prodigal Alliance Head (and Cook)

Chapter 88: Let me teach you how to be an emperor

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The wine in Xi Qiulin's mouth sprayed all over the prime minister.

The Prime Minister ignored the drink on his body, took out the handkerchief from his arms, and reached out to wipe Xi Qiulin's mouth.

Xi Qiu Linnui grabbed him, pushed him aside, wiped the wine stains from his mouth, and looked at Baili Yu with a smile on his face, "Uncle Yu, you are joking again."

"How did your Majesty see that I was joking?" Bai Liyu stood up and slowly walked down from the high seat, his ink was flying, and his moon-white robe was as bright as frost, as spotless as the immortal in the painting.

"Aren't you kidding? What did Uncle Yu mean by what he said just now?" Xi Qiulin's eyes were heavy. He didn't know what Baili Yu meant. Is there anyone in the world who doesn't know how good a man he is? When he met the new alliance leader Li Xueyi She is so attractive that she doesn't even care about her noble status and insists on marrying to the leader's palace.

Bailiyu did not answer Xi Qiulin, but came straight to Tang Doudou.

Today's Tang Doudou is not short, but compared with Bai Liyu, he is still far behind. When he stood like this, a large shadow completely covered Tang Doudou.

There was a deep light in her gorgeous peach blossom eyes. When this woman heard that she was going to be betrothed to Xi Qiuyue, since she didn't refuse immediately, she still stood here thinking in a daze.

Could it be that she really has this idea

I remember that when I first met her in Yunxiang Pavilion, she and Xi Qiuyue got together. It seemed that the relationship between the two was worthy of discussion.

Thinking of this, Bailiyu's smile became even brighter.

"Madam, don't you want to say hello to your husband when you see him?"

Damn it, why did this monster suddenly come to join in the fun? Could it be that her women's clothing is really so attractive

Wait, that’s not the point, okay

The point is, did the emperor just call him Uncle Yu

I'll make a big deal out of it!

Looking around, there are emperors, princes, prime ministers, etc., so the other people must have high status. The key is that there are people from the imperial court in this courtyard. If the fact that she is the leader of the martial arts alliance is revealed, wouldn't it be a direct matter? Was he caught by the emperor

Why didn't Mengyu remind me before coming

What should I do now

Tang Doudou was a little worried. It would be okay if she didn't know the person, but not only Bai Lianhua knew her, but Xi Qiuyue also knew her. Last time she gave Xi Qiuyue a sap, and he suddenly asked her just now. It must be because he saw something. .

The key is what kind of attitude Bailiyu Station has.

He is the uncle of the Emperor of Fengling Dynasty. Why has no one ever heard of this matter

Thinking of Tang Doudou, he secretly glanced at Bailiyu, trying to see something in his eyes.

The result was very disappointing. There was only a smile in the dead monster's eyes, full of smiles, and nothing else could be seen.

Damn it, it’s all because that smile is so charming!

Tang Doudou cursed secretly, but also showed a big smile, looking at Bailiyu with crooked eyebrows, "My dear master, did you go out this morning without taking medicine?"

"My wife doesn't even bring food to my husband, where can I go to eat?" Bailiyu lifted Tang Doudou's chin frivolously and skillfully, and lightly tapped her nose, "My wife is so naughty, this is Wherever you come to play, why don't you go back quickly with your husband."

As he spoke, his eyes blinked at her, and his eyelashes were like cattails, which made Tang Doudou feel numb all over.

Immediately she understood that Bailiyu was helping her!

She quickly climbed up Bailiyu's pole, "Hey, I didn't expect you to be able to show off dressed like this, you are so awesome."

"My wife's every word and smile are deeply engraved in my husband's heart. How can I not recognize her?" He is not stupid and knows how to climb along the pole. Bailiyu narrowed his eyes slightly, took Tang Doudou's palm and faced the west Qiulin said apologetically: "I'm so sorry, Your Majesty, my wife made you laugh."

The two went back and forth, confusing everyone present. The only ones who knew the inside story were Xi Qiuyue, Bai Lianhua and Meng Yu.

Xi Qiuyue wiped her sweat and thought to herself, luckily Bailiyu came forward, otherwise the consequences would have been terrible.

I don't know how many pieces of the white lotus flower handkerchief were rubbed into pieces. He stared at Tang Doudou fiercely, wishing to poke a hole in her body.

Mengyu looked at the sky, the earth, east and west, but did not look at his master and the leader of the alliance.

The neglected Xi Qiulin's face became darker and uglier. He was such a good Bailiyu, and his people would naturally follow his words, but they didn't expect that he was just a cheap cook, and he would be so stingy and unwilling to give up. .

The most disgusting thing is that he, the majestic emperor, always speaks his mind, and now you have to ask him what he means!

"Uncle, everyone knows that you are not married, so where did this lady come from? Uncle, you must think clearly, this crime of bullying the emperor is not light!" At this time, Xi Qiulin didn't want to tolerate Bailiyu any longer. .

Bailiyu smiled and said, "Your Majesty's words are serious."

He doesn't care about the crime of deceiving the emperor at all.

Xi Qiu slapped the table with a slap and said coldly: "Uncle Yu Huang, I'm not joking!"

"I'm not kidding." Bailiyu's words were still plain, but they were full of strong and domineering meaning. Even in front of the most powerful person in the world, he did not show any weakness at all.

Of course, seeing this made Tang Doudou frightened, and he pulled Bai Liyu's sleeves countless times.

Damn you, you stupid monster. Even if he is your uncle, he is still the emperor above ten thousand people. If you are so disrespectful, are you really afraid of being accused of treason

When people call you uncle, they don't care about your face, but to show their benevolence, justice and generosity!

I'm usually pretty smart, so why did I mess up in this matter

Tang Doudou nervously glanced at Bailiyu's chin, but he didn't see the other people's expressions of being surprised by the scene in front of them. Even Xi Qiuyue was drinking tea comfortably.

Anyway, Bailiyu has come forward, so there will be nothing wrong with him.

Anyway, as long as Bailiyu shows up, he can make the emperor half angry to death.

Of course, there was nothing he could do about the latter.

If Xi Qiulin knew that his uncle thought so, he would vomit three liters of blood without using Baili Yu's energy, and would faint and die on the spot as soon as he rolled his eyes.

Of course Xi Qiulin didn't know what Xi Qiuyue was thinking, but when he saw that it didn't matter to him, his lips trembled a little in anger.

What a royal uncle!

I sneered in my heart again and again. Do you really think you dare not touch them

"Come here! King Yu Bailiyu deceived you and committed a crime. He was kidnapped by me and taken to Dali Temple to await his punishment!"

"Pfft!" Xi Qiuyue, who was drinking tea, sprayed another mouthful of tea on the Prime Minister. She didn't care about the Prime Minister's old face as black as coal, and hurriedly stood up and knelt down in front of Xi Qiulin, "Your Majesty, think twice, King Yu, King Yu he… "

Unable to restrain himself, these three words went around and around in his mouth, but he still swallowed them back in his stomach under Xi Qiulin's cannibalistic gaze.

While he was talking, the guards had already rushed in.

After coming in, his face was full of confusion, King Yu? Who is King Yu

Bailiyu's identity was known to few people in the current dynasty except for a few who appeared again, let alone these guards.

"Why are you so stunned! Tie him up!" Seeing these stupid guards, Xi Qiu was so angry that he kicked the nearest guard on the butt, and his sleeves twitched angrily. Scan pointed at Bailiyu.

Oh, it turns out he is King Yu!

He looks so unlike the emperor!

The guards glanced at Bai Liyu who was standing there like a god, compared with the furious emperor in their minds, and spontaneously sighed like this.

Sighing, they were well-trained guards after all, and they surrounded Bailiyu in an orderly manner. The leading guard held a hemp rope in his hand. He had done something that he had done countless times before, but when he faced those pair of When his eyes were different from those of ordinary people, his hands were shaking non-stop. Do they really, really need to be tied up

Thinking about it, he turned back to look at his Majesty the Emperor.

When Xi Qiulin saw this, he yelled angrily: "You bastard slave, I will tie you up if you are asked to do so. If you continue to mess with me, I will chop off your head!"

The word "beheaded" made the guard tremble with fright. He got a little closer, looked at Baili Yu's peerless face, and swallowed, "King Yu, His Highness King Yu, I will tie up this slave..."

Seeing such a hopeless look, Xi Qiulin almost fainted from anger.

Bailiyu laughed softly and looked at Tang Doudou without saying anything.

For no other reason, just because when Xi Qiulin started to talk about punishing Bai Liyu, Tang Doudou's angry expression made him quite happy, as if he had eaten honey, and a sweet feeling came out of his heart. smell.

The little girl finally has him in her heart.

This is the point! Whether the crime is punished or not is just a cloud.

Tang Doudou was indeed very angry. He had seen many stupid emperors in TV series, but he had never seen such a stupid and confused emperor!

What the hell is this!

Does he really think he can be lawless as an emperor

He despises the fruits of his people's labor, decides winning and losing at will, makes random decisions as he pleases, and refuses to let others have any opinions! Pooh! Not your husband!

After all, he will be directly charged with deceiving the emperor just because he told the truth!

The more she thought about it, the angrier she became. Especially when she saw the rope in the guard's hand, she almost exploded with anger. When she rushed forward, Big-Eared Melon Seed slapped her in the face and cursed, "I'll tie you up, you old helper!"

While the guard was still unconscious, he grabbed the rope from his hand and came to Xi Qiulin in a few blinks. He tied the rope to Xi Qiulin in a few seconds.

"You stupid fool, let me teach you what the emperor should do!"

As soon as the words fell, there was a loud bang.

He actually kicked Xi Qiulin to the ground!

This scene happened too fast, and I don't know where she came from behind so quickly. By the time everyone reacted, the aloof Emperor had already been kicked to the ground by Tang Doudou, and he roared: "Baili Yu, are you going to rebel?"

"You are a gangster!" But as soon as he shouted, he was punched by Tang Doudou, and his eyes immediately turned black.

"You, you, you shrew!" Xi Qiulin really wanted to faint like this, it was so embarrassing, it was so embarrassing, when had he ever received such an insult since he was a child!

"You're an old helper!" Tang Doudou blew his fist and punched her again.

"Don Doudou, stop it!"

All this was really shocking. After Xi Qiulin had two panda eyes, Xi Qiuyue finally realized what she was doing. She yelled and rushed over to save him.

But there was a flower in front of him, and Baili Yu's face that seemed to be smiling but not smiling appeared, "Where are you going, Prince Kang?"