Last time, I said that there was a big trouble in a few days, where did the trouble come from, internal and external troubles!
Let's talk about this first, I don't know if Xin'e is determined to fight with the master and servant of the south or what, just finished arranging this Liuxia, and then began to arrange it in the south.
At the beginning, it was said that Liu Xia was instructed by the south to hook up with Dashao Yu, in order to secure the head mistress of the entire family. Later, he said that Liu Xia's appearance was plain, and I was afraid that it was because the drunkard Yu Dashao did not want to drink! The implication is self-evident, direct guide.
Rumors and rumors, if they don't spread, how can they become rumors! Coupled with the obvious change in the attitude of Mr. Yu and his wife towards the south, the master and servant of the south were in chaos in Yufu for a while.
Although Nanfang hates this villain's unprovoked rumors, after all, she can't, and she can't come to the door to explain one by one. If she does, it will justify her and Xie Chichun's cowardice.
After finishing talking, let's talk about it, this Xie Chi Chunduan is an uninhibited eccentric person. He hasn't appeared for several days since he flew the kite that day, but it is undeniable that this person will definitely make a moth when he shows up.
Sure enough, early in the morning, the Yufu people were woken up by the noise outside the residence. It turned out that after Xie Chichun returned to the inn that day, he invited his friends and painting fans to complain a lot about him and Liuxia. He also made the Yu family unreasonable and forcibly broke up the lover.
The judges thought, who are Xie Chichun's friends? This group of people got together, what kind of observance can they do! Besides, they are a group of people who are not afraid of death, let alone the government. A good friend's affair, can you ignore it!
Everyone made an appointment to arrive at the gate of Yu Mansion on time at three quarters of the hour. With so many celebrities gathered outside Yu Mansion, it can be said to be enough to shake the capital. Fortunately, Master Yu only escaped the disaster early in the morning. But what about the people here, they had to quietly send their servants out to ask for help.
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The great calligrapher Zheng Qian even brought the writing and ink on the desk. This Zheng Qian was from the Han River. He was over fifty, slightly fat, with a white beard and awe-inspiring style.
As soon as Zheng Qian arrived, everyone came forward and clasped their fists to meet. Zheng Qian laughed, grabbed Xie Chichun's arm, and said with a smile: "You kid, you have always been at odds with the old man, and the old man doesn't look down on you. We have been fighting for the past few years, and it is rare this time. , you kid actually begged me, haha, the old man has to sell your face! Baba came from the Han River day and night."
Xie Chichun was much taller than Zheng Qian, and said condescendingly: "Okay, okay, if it's a big deal, I'll hide from you when I go back, hang your stinky characters at the gate of my house, and serve you, okay!"
"Hanging at the gate, doesn't it stink the gate of your house?" At this moment, a high-pitched voice sounded, and everyone saw that it was written in white by another painter of the dynasty.
Zheng Qian snorted when he saw the white characters, and even his beard trembled, shouting to Xie Chichun, "Why did this cake come, if I knew he was coming, the old man wouldn't come!" toss.
Hearing Zheng Qian's words, Bai Zi laughed, shook his round head, and said, "You old boy can come, but I can't come here?"
It turns out that Bai Zi has always been at odds with Zheng Qian. Bai Zi is in his forties, and he is quite thin, but his face is very round. Xie Chichun privately gave him the nickname of Noodles, and he didn't want to spread it out, and it became louder and louder. After listening to this white character, I was not angry, but the person who said the cake was round and round. In ancient times, there was a holy book Hetu Luoshu. , Tai Chi map, circle also!
From then on, when meeting people, they call themselves, surname Bai, first name, and number Mianbingzi.
In fact, Baizi is not called Baizi, but because he has painted a good picture of landscapes, flowers and birds, he used to call Zheng Qian an inscription. This kind of elegant thing, Zheng Qian is naturally willing to do it. Going up, I didn't want to write in white, but I was very angry, shouting what the hell? In front of Zheng Qian, he tore up several good paintings. How could Zheng Qian swallow this breath, he had a fight with Bai Zi at that time.
Even if the Liangzi of the two were forged, Bai Zi changed his real name to Bai Zi, and satirized Zheng Qian as Mr. Bai Zi all the time.
What kind of crooked poem did Zheng Qian mention? This is a later story. Don't worry about it. Write it another day, and let Er wait for it!
Zheng Qian snorted and walked away. Xie Chichun hurriedly held his shoulders and said, "Hey, it's for my own sake. Besides, you are still so angry at your age, forget it, forget it."
I didn't want Xie Chichun's words, but they angered Zheng Qian and Bai Zi at the same time, and scolded at the same time: "You have a fart!"
After speaking, the two looked at each other and smiled, and turned their heads with a snort at the same time.
"Hahahaha! I don't know what to do when I am old, how much is the romance?" This voice sounded, and everyone's heart trembled. It turned out to be the famous scholar Tian Ran.
This Tian Ran is eight feet long and has a face like a crown of jade. This person can write poetry and painting, he is proficient in writing and martial arts, and he is proficient in playing, pulling, playing, and singing.
This man has a strange temperament. In order to seek justice for a woman who is amorous, he chased and killed the heartless man until the desert, and then cut off the heartless man's legs and brought him back to the woman.
Such geniuses, but they like to be proud of the world and disdain to be an official. In his words, it is "a chivalrous incense to die, not ashamed of the world's heroes!" What a chivalrous incense!
When Xie Chichun saw that Tian Ran had arrived, he raised his eyebrows with joy, and suddenly saw the man behind Tian Ran, and took a few steps back, with a bit of panic on his face.
Seeing Xie Chichun's appearance, Tian Ran didn't look back, he laughed, and said, "Look at you, you must be 'angrying the King of Hell' Feng Ma!"
Seeing Xie Chichun's twitching face, Feng Ma laughed and said, "I said Xiaoxie, I met your little brother, what are you afraid of, I won't give you a ticklish powder, I will scratch your little white face, and the bride can't take it apart. My medicine house? Hahaha!"
Xie Chichun and Feng Ma are old friends, and said with a smile: "As soon as you arrive, let alone the King of Hell, even the living will make you mad at once!"
There are acquaintances among the people, and there are famous people who have never met, and now the outside of Yufu has become a place for conversation and dealing.
In the midst of the excitement, Xie Chichun suddenly rushed to the chair, clasped his fists and said to everyone: "Brothers, the younger brother wants to marry the girl Liuxia of the Yu family, but I didn't think that the Yu family, relying on the power of the royal family and the prime minister's mansion, would take the younger brother. In the middle of the night, I was beaten and kicked out."
What Xie Chichun said was full of tears, and he said to everyone: "They even promised my fiancee to a slave yesterday. How could my family Liuxia agree to commit suicide by hanging."
"Ah?" When everyone heard Xie Chichun say this, they all took a breath, what a virtuous Liuxia girl!
The public officials didn't laugh at this Xie Chichun's lie. In fact, there are. Mrs. Qin listened to Xin'e's words and wanted to reward Liuxia to the boys in the family.
Liu Xia has a strong temper. The swear words and forced marriages for the past few days have forced a good girl to a dead end. She even secretly hangs herself and commits suicide. This can frighten the south. After saving her, she cried and coaxed and vowed not He asked her to marry that servant, and said that he would pay back what Xin'e and others owed her sooner or later!
Xie Chichun said excitedly: "Brothers, brothers can only draw, they can't fight with the huge Yu family, so I can only ask brothers to call the shots!"
Speaking of this, he turned his head to the left, and he had the tendency not to turn his head without hitting the south wall.
Bai Zi suddenly pulled out the hairpin of the hairpin crown, and his hair was loose, which was quite funny with his funny round face. I saw him shove the hairpin to the ground, the jade hairpin cracked in response, and the white character shook his round head and said loudly: "There are such vicious and domineering people, I will help you with this task!"
When Zheng Qian saw that Bai Zi was in his early days, he thought to himself how could I be behind you? He hurriedly took off the belt and waved it in the air. The long gown was immediately opened, revealing the white clothes inside. Zheng Qian waved the belt and said, "Exactly, the noodles are good, and I will count as Zheng Qian!"
The two enemies looked at each other and turned their heads aside at the same time. When all the celebrities saw this, they spoke out in support of Xie Chichun. The atmosphere was so warm that it was hard to describe!
It's a real celebrity, self-love!
At this time, Feng Ma took out a large porcelain bottle from the medicine box and said with a smile, "Come on, buddies! And take a pill."
Everyone was puzzled, Tian Ran said: "You crazy horse, what kind of fame is this?"
Feng Ma smiled and said: "Haha, this is the antidote, if they don't let them go, the brothers will poison them, give their home a good fragrance, and keep them scratching and scratching, but scratching is not enough. !"
When Xie Chichun heard this, he couldn't help shuddering, this crazy horse is here again! Fortunately, I haven't messed with him recently.
Xie Chichun clasped his fists and smiled: "Brothers, Xiao Xie and Liuxia will remember your kindness in my heart!"
Tian Ran said with a smile: "Okay, don't pretend, then I drink two more jars of wine from you, don't be reluctant to pay for it! Brothers, let's practice!"
This is great. I saw that the famous calligrapher Zheng Qian ordered his servants to spread out the fine rice paper, dipped the brush with ink, and tossed the loose hair back. Ruo Jinghong and Wan Ruolong were just swear words.
Looking at the white characters again, he also set up the battle, grinded and adjusted the color, tied his lower clothes around his waist, and began to scold the Yu family with paintings.
It was still Tian Ran, who took out a guqin from the wooden box he was carrying, sat on the ground and played it, talking and singing. No accident, he still scolded the Tan family.
The song is "The Mountain Has a Pivot" in the Book of Songs, the mountain has a pivot, and the Xi has an elm. The child has clothes, and flutters fluff. The selection of poems is wonderful, and the singing is even better! He satirized the Yu family's greed and stingy face to the end.
Feng Ma smiled and started preparing the incense, just waiting for the time to light it. Other celebrities also scolded them for writing poems and lyrics, and after writing them, they poured in from the high wall.
Zheng Qian snorted and glanced at those people, snorted, and said to the servant: "Go, stick it on the wall of Yufu!" At this time, the painting with white characters was ready, and he threw the painting to the servant. He also said: "Good words must be matched with good paintings, and put them in front of you."
The two still did not speak to each other, and after handing over the things, they began to write and draw again. It's just pity that these famous masterpieces have become things that stick to the wall, but the officials should not regret it. Since they are high-quality goods, how can anyone not be envious. Within a quarter of an hour after this group of people left, they were all robbed. This is something.
Since there are celebrities, then there must be audiences. These audiences are not ordinary. They are all princes and grandsons, officials, and ordinary people. They all craned their necks to watch this grand occasion.
When the officials saw this, they must have doubts, why these princes, grandsons, and well-dressed rich people didn't go to talk to celebrities and ask for advice. Also dipped in the good name, tomorrow the capital will spread the good name.
In fact, someone came up to speak, because most of these celebrities are people who have been famous for a long time, and they don't care about these people who are famous for their reputation. I don't care if you are rich or powerful. If you dare to touch me, we are also There is no shortage of people with superior force, and if you really dare to be rude, we will only be more rude than you! Therefore, there are people who are not afraid of death and come forward to beg for shame, and everyone only dares to wait and see from a distance, and dare not come forward.
In this way, these audiences applauded from time to time, their envy was palpable, and they really hated that they didn't work hard at that time, otherwise if they could be with these celebrities, they would die and be happy!
The more people gathered together, the enthusiasm of the people was getting higher and higher. The Yu family still stayed inside and did not dare to come out. At this time, the 'Angry King of Hell' began to take action. Feng Ma's nickname is Jianghu people. Yes, to describe his rejuvenation, but this man's methods are only for the people of the rivers and lakes, and he doesn't care about being an official, he doesn't care about what he hates, and he doesn't care about those who win the above two! Therefore, there is another nickname of 'Three No Matters'.
It was Feng Ma's medicinal fragrance that was effective. After a while, the Yu family opened the door, but Liu Xia came out.
The author has something to say: This chapter is very happy to write!