The darker the night, the colder the place near the water. Cheng Qian wrapped his clothes tightly and glanced at Han Yuan, who was shivering with cold in only a robe. He felt that he deserved it.
As soon as his thoughts arrived, Yan Zhengming had already spoken for him.
Yan Zhengming clasped his hands on his chest, looked at Han Yuan almost sternly, and threw his saber far away. As soon as the master came back safely, he would kick that extravagant saber into the pool with one foot. Go inside—that's a sword that slashed a rat and stabbed a toad.
He said coldly: "You dare to enter the mountain cave within a month of entry. Are you still planning to turn Fuyao Mountain into powder in the future? I think you might as well be roasted by mice!"
Han Yuan, who had a bruised nose and a swollen face, heard such an unceremonious reprimand, his face changed at first, and he was waiting for his eyebrows to stand up, and then he remembered that the brothers took all the hardships to fish him out, and suddenly he was full of righteous indignation, and lowered his head slumped, honestly. listen to the training.
The senior brother was about to reprimand Han Yuan from head to toe, but Li Yun suddenly interjected.
Li Yun said softly, "Eldest brother, little junior brother, it's my fault. I pushed the younger junior brother to break into the back mountain. I didn't know that this place was connected to the Valley of Demons."
When he said this, several people were stunned.
Han Yuan is only a bit 250. He usually likes to steal chickens and make tricks when he has nothing to do. He is not really lacking in heart. He hides big monsters in the Valley of the Demons. I had resentment, but this resentment was almost gone when I saw Li Yun follow the brothers unarmed to save him.
At this time, Li Yun suddenly spread the word, Han Yuan felt the last bit of discomfort in his heart, and miraculously, he was knocked out by his brother's confession.
The little beggar bowed his head a little embarrassedly: "Nothing, I actually wanted to come here. Besides, it was the brothers who saved me."
"No, I don't," Li Yun seemed to have opened the chat box, and for a while his difficult to face and unspeakable words poured out like the flood gates, and said in one go, "After I entered the valley, I knew that there were What, in fact, I'm too scared, I tried to retreat several times, if it weren't for the senior and third junior brothers."
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Cheng Qian heard what he said, and inexplicably felt that Li Yun was also a little cute. The four of them were sitting here crookedly. Although they were all embarrassed, they were unprecedentedly harmonious and calm. He smiled: "Who is not afraid, I was terrified too."
"I didn't see that you were too frightened," Yan Zhengming snorted, "Especially when you touched the corpse of the bear sprite."
Cheng Qian was stunned for a while, but he didn't understand the second half of the sentence, and explained in confusion: "I didn't touch that much, I just wanted to use his sharp teeth to defend myself, the second senior brother has nothing in his hands to be bold. "
Yan Zhengming listened to the young junior brother's answer that the donkey lips were not the horse's mouth, and then realized that he seemed to have said the wrong thing - for example, his usual vulgar pastime was exposed, and a thin layer of red immediately rose on his face.
Li Yun was stunned for a moment, then he quickly lowered his head to hide something, and it was obvious that he was not going anywhere.
Han Yuan was much more frank than the "righteous" people like them. He fell down with a malicious laugh, and groaned the sleeping little demon.
Only the "innocent" Xiao Cheng Qian looked inexplicable.
Yan Zhengming was so angry that he grabbed a small stone and went to smash him. Han Yuan hugged his head and ran away, while he found a shield for himself, pointed at the heavenly demon and said, "I have business, business! Senior brother, show mercy! There is also a female monster here. Well, are we going to take her in?"
Li Yun said: "It depends on what Master means - there is something wrong with Yaogu, they definitely don't want her anyway."
This sentence made several people quiet.
no one wants her
Cheng Qian's words poked in Cheng Qian's heart, and he glanced at the little celestial demon who snorted and slept for a while, and involuntarily felt a little pity for her.
Yan Zhengming said: "In all likelihood, she will stay. Master likes to go back and pick up things the most. But I think we'd better make up a name for her before Master comes back, otherwise"
He glanced at Han Yuan pointedly, Han Yuan remembered his unfortunate name, and his eyelids jumped twice.
Yan Zhengming sneered and said, "In case the master names her Han Finger, I'm afraid she will not want to live when she grows up."
Several people discussed and discussed, and they all debated the nickname of Fenghuaxueyue and the fifty common boudoir names of village girls.
In the end, Yan Zhengming clapped the board: "Since she was fished out of the puddle in the cave, she was called 'Tan', and she followed the master's surname Han, Han Tan."
Han Yuan hurriedly added: "This is good, and it can also be called 'puddle'."
Yan Zhengming: ""
This time, he didn't even bother to beat Han Yuan, because it was really detrimental to his style.
After an unknown period of time, Cheng Qian was sleepy and tired. Before he knew it, he leaned on a stone and lost consciousness amid the unwilling noises of his seniors and brothers. As dawn broke, he was gently nudged awake.
Cheng Qian woke up, rubbed his eyes hard, and saw that Mu Chun, who was wearing the stars and wearing the moon, was no longer the immortal wind and road bones in front of him, and was looking at them with a sad face.
How good, a day trip to the cave, four when you go in, five come out.
Master Mu Chun glanced around the eldest apprentice who got up and looked angry, the second apprentice who bowed his head and yawned, the third apprentice who was confused, and the fourth apprentice who didn't dare to look up and looked at him, and finally sighed: "Why? The teacher is 300 years younger than the real Zipeng, but he looks like her father, do you know why?"
Before waiting for a few people to answer, Mu Chun looked straight at Han Yuan and said, "Because she has no apprentices."
Han Yuan's chin was about to hit his chest.
Yan Zhengming didn't seem to hear the obscure accusation in his voice, so he was afraid that the world would not mess up the interjection: "Master, what did you say to that old hen? Did she not scratch you?"
Reality Mu Chun rolled his eyes to the sky: "Of course I told her the truth-arguing, people in the practice should be cautious in their words and deeds, and pay attention to convincing people with virtue. What is the reason why you always say nothing to your seniors?"
Yan Zhengming: "She almost scratched me! One day I will pluck her hair and tie a feather duster to sweep the mission hall!"
Mu Chun: ""
After Yan Zhengming's mouth addiction was over, he felt much better, and then he remembered the business.
"By the way, Master," he said to Master Mu Chun in a "by the way" tone, "We even picked up an apprentice for you!"
Reality Mu Chun looked at the little demon with fleshy arms and legs, put his hands behind his back, looked up at the infinite night sky, and sighed with infinite vicissitudes: "My disciples, let me live a few more years as a teacher. Bar!"
In the infinite sorrow of the master, Han Tan became their little sister.
In countless folklore, the "little sisters" in Xianmen all make people imagine, like the peerless beauty like ice and snow, and there are Xiaojie Yuhua with smiles like flowers, but no one wants to hear these fairies wearing diapers. story.
At the beginning, Zhenren Mu Chun planned to arrange several maids around Yan Zhengming to take turns to take care of her, but unfortunately, after taking care of her for only a day and a half, the demon had already cried three rooms that day.
She raised her voice, not even mentioning the cave mansion of the real person Zi Peng, not to mention how many brick and brick houses
Reality Mu Chun couldn't, so he had to move the small water hole to a cave house on the mountainside. It is said that the cave house was a place where the ancestors retreated and practiced, and could withstand the nine-day thunder.
But as a result, Yan Zhengming's delicate hair combing girls quit.
They do the heaviest work in Yan Zhengming's gentle village, that is, combing their hair, making fragrance, and serving flowers and plants. How can they stand the tossing of such a small thing? What's more, the old senior is probably a hard worker. There is no hair in the cave. The bed is a big hard rock, and the chair is a hard small rock. Is this a place for people to stay
Several beauties rushed to the sect head with pear blossoms, crying and crying, announcing that they would rather die.
In a fit of rage, Master Mu Chun ordered several apprentices to take turns to take their apprentice sister who was born with great intelligence—who asked them to make trouble and bring people back
The apprentices were punished, so they had to take turns to harm and take care of the small puddles.
Needless to say, Han Yuan was a beggar who was born as a beggar. In just one day, he turned his extraordinary Shuikeng junior sister into a quasi-beggar, and made her wrapped in strange-looking diapers from head to toe. Rolled all over in ashes.
Because her greedy fourth senior brother "curiously" tasted most of her milk paste, when the master went to observe at night, he found that the girl in the water hole who was not full was opening a toothless mouth, ready to bite one The meaty big caterpillar.
Even Cheng Qian, who seemed to be relatively stable, was unreliable. When it was his turn, Cheng Qian moved his homework to the cave house. When he did his homework, he found that there were some notes left by the seniors here, although there were eight out of ten. Jiu couldn't understand it, but he still studied it very thoroughly all night. Cheng Qian became serious and unmoved and focused, completely forgetting the existence of the younger sister. When he came back, he found that the younger sister had fallen asleep with dry milk paste and pitiful tears on her face.
The one who can toss the most is Yan Zhengming. He led seventeen or eight Taoist boys and came to Xiaoshuikeng Cave House in search of revenge. Every time the unfortunate child finished urinating, her senior brother would leave eight feet away with a look of death, and ordered the Taoist boys to wash her from head to toe three or five times. The puddle girl was soaked in water all day. With three pounds of incense on his body, he successfully stunned a passing bee.
There is also the most outrageous Li Yun—Li Yun felt that the younger sister was very pitiful because she had short arms and short legs and could not walk steadily, so she put a few drops of golden toad water on her, tied a rope around her neck, and led the younger sister toad. Half way around the mountain
After this battle, Master Mu Chun no longer dared to hand over the puddle to any of his apprentices - that was his life after all.
She had to find someone to weave a basket, carrying a demon on her back every day, poisoning her audio-visual with all kinds of strange scriptures.
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