Liu Zhuang Xian

Chapter 5: Drunk life and dream death 03

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"One day of cultivation in the exquisite cold jade can be equivalent to one year of ordinary cultivation."

"I don't want to become some kind of immortal saint! Why waste the strength of that old nose..."

The young man's small tongue was looming when he spoke. The man looked straight at the gap between his lips and suddenly squeezed his fingertips in.

The young man wanted to bite him hard again, but unexpectedly, a trace of true energy came in from his fingertips, and his body that was shivering from the cold slowly warmed up.

The young man sucked hard without caring about anything. The true energy circulated in his body for a while, and he was about to fall asleep.

"...Have you...never touched a living person?"

"No."

"My old liar brother... you haven't even touched me..."

"No."

"That's perfect! You hurry up and ask the old liar to take me home! Then... you can touch him however you want!" The young man thought this was a good idea.

"Why should I touch others? You are obviously warm and soft."

The man leaned down slowly, and his hair blew down from his ears, falling softly on the boy's cheek and around his neck.

"Xiaochan, tell me, where are you at this time?"

It was obviously a desireless and cold voice, but it was filled with infinite coaxing.

"I'm in Lushu!" Lu Xiaochan's mind suddenly merged with the young man on the couch in his dream. He only felt that the smell of the man covering his body was extremely good.

When the man asked what he was talking about, Lu Xiaochan answered softly as if his soul was being held by him.

The figure disappeared instantly.

Lu Xiaochan reached out and desperately tried to catch him and hug him tightly, but there was nothing in her arms except the cold moonlight.

"I'm in Lushu! I'm in Lushu! You... who are you? Where are you?"

Lu Xiaochan shouted with all his strength. He knew that he was dreaming, and once he woke up, there would be nothing left.

He just wanted to ask clearly...are you a dream, or are you really looking for me

This drunkenness lasted for three whole days.

Jiang Wuchao couldn't wake him up no matter how he patted him.

Originally, the owner of the wine shop called the waiter and wanted to throw Lu Xiaochan out, but Jiang Wuchao gave him a certain amount of money.

"Let him sleep here. He can sleep as long as he wants. I'll go do some things and I'll find him for questioning when I get back."

Jiang Wuchao still had things to do, and it was impossible to guard Lu Xiaochan.

But Lu Xiaochan ended up drunk to death after eating the wine he invited. Naturally, Jiang Wuchao couldn't watch him being thrown out like this.

"Lu Xiaochan, I hope you can really see a beauty in your dream, and you won't get drunk in vain." Before Jiang Wuchao left, he looked at Lu Xiaochan who was almost blowing bubbles while sleeping, Said funnyly.

So for several days, the guests who came to the wine shop would see this little beggar sleeping in the corner, unconscious.

The boss was worried that Lu Xiaochan was really dead every day, so he asked the waiter to check his breathing every half an hour. If you really run out of energy, throw it out quickly to avoid bringing bad luck to the wine shop.

On the last night when Lu Xiaochan was drunk, he smelled a light fragrance that he had never smelled in his life between the smell of alcohol and the smell of various foods.

It's like the late night is about to pass and the morning light is approaching, the smell of dew on the branches as day and night change.

The coldness of the night merges with the clearness of the morning. It seems like there is nothing there, but it cannot be ignored.

It seemed like someone was sitting next to him, looking at him with lowered eyes.

The man may have raised his hand, but every time his fingertips were about to touch Lu Xiaochan, he held it back tightly. His whole body tensed up when he clenched his fist, as if he wanted to crush himself.

Such restraint...

Lu Xiaochan recalled what the old beggar had said to him for no reason.

——Only extreme desire requires extreme restraint.

What do you want from me

Why put yourself through such hard work

When Lu Xiaochan opened her eyes, it was already three o'clock in the morning.

In my ears I could hear the noisy sound of the guests enjoying wine, tasting dishes, and chatting nonsense.

Lu Xiaochan hit her head and then sat up.

After sleeping for too long, his limbs were stiff.

"Oh, Lu Xiaochan! If you don't wake up, I will suspect that you are a dead person and throw you outside!"

"Go, go, go! I can't die!"

Lu Xiaochan touched his belly. He was so hungry.

"Is there anything to eat?"

"You've been sleeping here for three whole days. I've already done my best by not throwing you out! You still want to have something to eat!"

"Let's not talk about this... I have been drunk these past few days, but there are people..."

"Someone what?"

"Is there someone sitting next to me?"

The waiter held his stomach and laughed.

"Lu Xiaochan, have you really lost your mind by drinking too much? You are all dirty and sitting here, and flies are sitting on your head. Who do you think would be willing to sit next to you?"

"What you said makes sense."

It seemed that he was drunk and had a dream.

An inexplicable feeling of loss came over me.

He clearly thought that the faint smell was that the man in the dream had finally found him.

"Stinky beggar! Are you awake? Leave as soon as you wake up! You've been sleeping here for three days! You occupied a table by yourself and cost me no business!"

When the boss saw Lu Xiaochan woke up, he immediately came to drive people away.

"I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving now!"

Lu Xiaochan picked up his own bamboo branch, and when he passed by the waiter, the waiter stuffed a steamed bun into his hand.

The two of them had a tacit understanding and didn't say a word.

After walking out of the wine shop, it was noon. Although Lu Xiaochan couldn't feel the glare of the sun, the heat on his body was real. He touched the edge of the wall and walked to an alley, where there was no sun and it was a good place to escape the heat.

After walking only two steps, I heard the sound of rapid and slow breathing, the creaking of clothes and wooden boards.

Lu Xiaochan paused and grinned.

Alas, my dear mother, she is doing something!

Shouldn't this be done at night? How bad it is in broad daylight!

"You damn ghost! Why is this all over now!"

"Aren't I still worried that your family member will come back and scare you to pieces?"

"Hate!"

Lu Xiaochan rubbed his arms, goosebumps almost fell off his skin.

It turned out that Ren Erniang was stealing people.

This woman was so fierce that even if Lu Xiaochan wanted to sleep with her, Lu Xiaochan wouldn't even be interested.

As soon as he turned around, his shadow passed over the window lattice, and Ren Erniang happened to see it.

"Who? Who is it?"

Lu Xiaochan hurriedly ran away. Even though he was blind, he knew exactly where there were turns in this area and where there was a bare brick in the corner.

Ren Erniang put on a batch of clothes, shoes and socks hastily, and chased them out.

She grabbed her sweetheart and said, "Hurry up and chase him! Do you still want him to go out and talk nonsense!"

The two of them chased all the way out of the alley. Although Lu Xiaochan looked thin, he knew that once caught by Ren Erniang, he would definitely be "killed and silenced".

When passers-by saw the little beggar in rags, they all got out of the way. Lu Xiaochan ran smoothly, while Ren Erniang ran behind and was out of breath.

"Help! Help! Ren Erniang stole people! She is going to kill people and silence them!" Lu Xiaochan shouted for help.

As soon as Ren Erniang heard about her good relationship, she ran away immediately.

"You stinking beggar! How dare you slander me! Let's see if I don't peel off your skin!" Ren Erniang was furious.

Lu Xiaochan's strength was exhausted and she could no longer run.

Barefoot people are not afraid of shoes, and dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water.

He sat down on the ground, scratched his neck and asked, "If I hadn't caught you stealing someone, why would you have chased me?"

The passers-by and those setting up stalls all looked over.

Ren Erniang's official was a butcher. He heard Lu Xiaochan's shouting and came over with a butcher's knife.

"What's going on! Who said my wife stole someone!"

Upon hearing that angry voice, Ren Erniang turned pale with fright. She said without thinking: "Official! Official, don't listen to this beggar's nonsense! It's his thief who shouts "Catch the thief!"

"Am I a thief? Hahaha! Ridiculous! I, Lu Xiaochan, am blind! Who among the villagers within a few miles around doesn't know? How could I get into your house and steal things!"

After saying that, Lu Xiaochan stood up and jumped twice. His clothes were ragged and he couldn't hide any money.

The butcher's expression changed drastically, and he held the butcher's knife as if he was about to chop Ren Erniang down at any moment.

"I'm talking about you... you peeked at me bathing!"

"I peeked at you bathing? I said I was blind! What are you looking at!" Lu Xiaochan put her hands on her hips.

The villagers around started to point fingers.

The butcher held down Ren Erniang with his hand. Even if he didn't chop the woman into pieces, she would definitely be beaten severely when she went back.

"My lord! My lord, believe me! This little beggar was under the window when I was bathing! I'm not lying! Even if he didn't want to steal something while I was bathing, he was eavesdropping and thinking. Something dirty!"

"Ren Er Niang! Please save it! With your shrew-like temper, even if I miss Yunyu Wushan, I don't miss you either!"

Lu Xiaochan's shouting caused another burst of laughter.

Ren Erniang hugged the butcher and whispered: "Guanren... Guanren, he really insulted me! If you let him continue to talk nonsense, it will ruin the reputation of the slave family! How will the slave family behave in the future! "

When Lu Xiaochan heard this, she thought this was incredible! Even if Ren Er Niang continues to disobey women, the butcher will definitely teach her a lesson behind closed doors. Outside, he will definitely want to protect his own face!

It’s over, it’s over!

Just as Lu Xiaochan was about to run away, the butcher kicked him in the back of the heart with such force that Lu Xiaochan's heart and lungs almost burst out.

Then came another round of punches and kicks, each blow almost breaking Lu Xiaochan's bones.