Lu Xiaochan refused to do many things.
For example, the seed that gave birth to Mo Qianqiu's Dan Yuan, he had planted it for more than three hundred years, but it was just like a copper pea, with no reaction at all!
Lu Xiaochan dared to swear in front of the heavens and the earth that he would hold this seed in his mouth for fear that it would melt, and in his hands for fear that it would fly away, and he treasured it very much... except when he and Shu Wuxian were doing that... cough...
The time they spend doing that thing isn't very long, it only takes up one third of their life at most!
Lu Xiaochan promised that she was still full of enthusiasm for life, and used the remaining two-thirds to eat, sleep, play and grow beans...
"Brother Wuxi... I'm a little worried that these beans will never grow again, even if the world ends."
Lu Xiaochan said as she ate the nuts that Shu Wuxi had peeled.
"Then let's go to Yechuan and visit Yehua Yuanzun. Maybe he knows how to grow beans."
Shu Wuxi peeled another piece of orange and gave it to him.
Ye Hua Yuan Zun is the most accomplished person in the world, and the only one who can create the "Nongchen" world. Such a master, as the saying goes, has eaten more salt than Lu Xiaochan has eaten rice.
The world is so big, there is nothing you cannot see as long as you live long enough.
Okay, let’s go find Yehua Yuanzun!
Lu Xiaochan looked at Shu Wuxi, frowned, and suddenly asked very seriously: "Brother Wuxi... I really suspect that you are raising pigs. I feel like I eat and sleep every day, and it seems that I don't do anything else."
He pinched his waist and found a small circle of fat.
Shu Wuxi lowered his head and took a look: "If it's fatter, it won't break easily."
Lu Xiaochan's face suddenly turned red, and she jumped out of the boat with the small pottery jar hanging on her neck, thinking to herself, I won't break it for you!
Shu Wuxi parked the boat in a bridge hole, and Yu Jian and Lu Xiaochan went to Yechuan together.
However, they searched for a long time in Yechuan but still couldn't find Yehua Yuanzun.
“Is it that once the soul returns to heaven and earth, it’s gone?” For Lu Xiaochan, “gone” means extinction.
"No. He has practiced for tens of thousands of years and can transform himself into anything he wants. Maybe a stone, or maybe a person we don't care about. Since he is not in Yechuan, he is probably traveling somewhere."
Lu Xiaochan suddenly felt a little urgent, so he turned around and wanted to release the water towards the rocks.
"You can't peek at me!"
"good."
Lu Xiaochan turned his head and found that Shu Wuxi was looking directly at him.
"I told you not to peek at me!"
"good."
Shu Wuxi still looked at him.
"Didn't you say 'OK'? Why are you still looking?" Lu Xiaochan was angry.
"I didn't peek."
"I said don't look!"
Shu Wuxi then slowly turned around.
Lu Xiaochan thought that she was almost driven to death by this guy a few days ago. If he saw it again, who knows what kind of inappropriate thoughts he would have, and she would have even less time to plant beans!
Lu Xiaochan was just about to adjust his belt when he suddenly fell. When he came to his senses, he found that he was buried in his clothes!
How is this going!
Lu Xiaochan looked at Shu Wuxi, who had his back to her. Lu Xiaochan immediately called him, but a childish voice uttered “Woof—”
what happened!
Lu Xiaochan lowered his head and wondered when he had grown this furry body!
He turned over his hand, but he was not steady and fell to the ground immediately, with the palm of his hand turning into a small pink pad!
ah-
"Mmm-mm-"
Shu Wuxi then turned around. He was slightly stunned at first, then he lowered his head and saw a pair of round, bright... puppy eyes.
Brother Wuxi! How did I become like this
"Hmm... Hmm..."
Shu Wuxi stretched out his finger and gently scratched the tip of the puppy's nose, seeming a little hesitant.
"Little Cicada?"
Yes! Of course it’s me! There’s only me here besides you! Do you see anyone else
Shu Wuxi gently peeled off the clothes. The small clay pot for planting beans was still hanging on Lu Xiaochan's body. Shu Wuxi took off the small clay pot and hung it on himself. Then he lowered his head and rubbed the tip of his nose against the tip of the puppy's nose.
"Xiaochan, you've turned into a puppy."
What? Puppy
How could it be a puppy!
"It's quite soft." Shu Wuxi picked up Lu Xiaochan with one hand.
“Mmmmm! Mmmmm!” Lu Xiaochan turned around and looked at the pile of her clothes and pants, shouting in her heart—I need to put on clothes!
Shu Wuxi looked back, as if he understood, then he walked back, bent down, and picked up the clothes.
Lu Xiaochan kept struggling in Shu Wuxi's arms. He was unwilling and didn't want to accept it. How did he become a little puppy
Shu Wuxi stretched out his voice and said with great patience: "Little Chan—"
Lu Xiaochan's eyes were wet and she felt extremely aggrieved.
"This is Yechuan. You relieved yourself at the doorstep of Yehua Yuanzun's house. I guess he was upset."
What! He's going to be unhappy just because I'm doing something convenient for him!
We came to Yechuan, but Yehua Yuanzun didn't invite us for a cup of tea! I wasn't unhappy!
He didn’t build a toilet in Yechuan either!
“Mmmmm…Mmmmm!” Lu Xiaochan felt extremely aggrieved!
Shu Wuxi placed his palm on Lu Xiaochan's forehead and touched it, as if to comfort him.
"But your fur is quite nice."
I don’t want to have good hair, I want to be a human being!
Lu Xiaochan patted Shu Wuxi's lapel with her little paw.
He found that he seemed to have no strength, felt weak, and was now hungry... He nestled listlessly in Shu Wuxi's arms.
"I'll go get you something to eat."
Right, right, right, you used to treat me like a pig, but now you treat me like a dog...
Shu Wuxi quickly flew away from Yechuan on his sword, came to a house, and found some goat milk.
He sat in the yard of that family's house holding Lu Xiaochan and fed him warm goat milk with a wooden spoon.
After finally eating her fill, Lu Xiaochan felt sleepy. She curled up and snuggled into Shu Wuxi's arms.
Lu Xiaochan didn't know how long he slept. He made a soft sound and felt someone was touching him gently, pinching the tip of his ears, touching his head, and tickling his belly. Lu Xiaochan was unhappy and reached out to pat the other person.
Who knew that the other party actually pinched his hand, and something soft was pressed against the palm of his hand. Lu Xiaochan finally opened his eyes and saw Shu Wuxi lowering his head and carefully kissing the pad of his paw.
It was only then that Lu Xiaochan realized that they were still in the village and had not left.
"Xiaochan, are you still hungry?"
Lu Xiaochan lowered his head and looked at his little paws... Well, he also wanted to kiss himself.
"Well… "
Yes, he is hungry again...
The author has something to say: Hehehe, this story teaches us that we should not pee anywhere.