Lan Ze looked at the three police ships in the air, curious about where they would fly.
Then he saw three police ships hovering over the villa where he lived. The sound of the police ship's sirens gradually became quieter, and then the metal hatch of the police ship opened. A ladder popped out from the hatch, and ten tall female insects stepped on the metal ladder and ran down, surrounding Lan Ze with serious expressions.
There are ten bugs on each police ship, and thirty bugs on three police ships. Each bug is at least two meters long. Thirty two-meter bugs gathered together form an airtight wall that prevents even sunlight from getting in.
All the actions happened in the blink of an eye, and Lan Ze didn't even have time to turn off the live broadcast ball. This scene happened to be seen by the female insects in the live broadcast room. A short little insect wearing a white hoodie and black sweatpants was standing in the middle of the circle formed by the female insects. He tilted his little head and looked blankly at the thirty army insects that surrounded him.
Weak, pitiful, helpless, but extremely annoying.
The female insects in the live broadcast room breathed a sigh of relief, at least the safety of the little insects was guaranteed for now. Soon, some insects started to gloat over the misfortune.
"The police insects are finally here, but now they can take care of this little bug that is causing the big bugs so much trouble."
"Xixitet gifted the anchor an interstellar battleship - I gave the battleship to Xiaochong to calm him down, so he won't cry."
"The insect shell gave the anchor a deep-water torpedo - the police came to the door, but the male insect anchor still looked confused 23333333"
"The King of Soldier Bugs gifted the anchor an interstellar speedboat - a gift to the little bug to calm him down. Although it looks miserable, I actually found it a little funny."
"+1"
"+2"
"+ insect ID number"
"+Terminal network authentication license number, hahahahahahahaha, look at Xiao Chong's confused look, it's really funny"
Outside the live broadcast room, on the lawn of the admiral's house, Lan Ze looked at the insects in three layers inside and outside with a confused look on his face. He blinked his eyes, turned his head left, right, forward and backward to look at the female insects that surrounded him, his head full of question marks.
Lan Ze was very uneasy at this moment, with a bunch of comments flashing in his mind: "Damn it! When did I commit a crime? I haven't even taken a single step out of this damn world since I came here!"
Even if you were an extreme sports enthusiast with abnormally strong physical fitness, you would feel cold feet when surrounded by thirty muscular female insects comparable to bodybuilders.
No, he's just a little bug!
Lan Ze's feet felt cold, but the thirty female insects surrounding him were almost melted by his cuteness.
The female insects looked serious on the outside, but inside they seemed to have a hundred thousand screaming insects:
Lord of insects of the universe! This little male insect is too small!
What a tiny little bug!
I actually ran into him today!
Originally, when the female insects received the alarm information, they had planned to send a police ship over. However, when the female insects in the police insect bureau heard that the target of the mission was a larval male insect cub with a bone age of only 15 years, every insect started to go crazy.
So one police ship became three, and the three female insects originally intended for patrol became thirty, ten times more.
If the chief of police insects had not strictly stopped them, I'm afraid all the female insects in the police station would have come here in full force.
When a bunch of female insects saw the Zerg's treasure, the male insect cubs, they didn't dare to say a word for a moment, and all kinds of knowledge about the male insect cubs flashed through their minds.
It breaks at the touch of a finger, is more fragile than glass, has skin thinner than paper, and even pollen is deadly to insects...
None of the insects dared to move rashly, for fear of scaring the fragile baby insects. However, they did not realize that their existence was a scare. A bunch of muscular guys gathered together as if they were about to fight. Anyone would be scared to death!
In silence, the police insect leader Heaton bravely stood up and slowly walked in front of Lan Ze. He was an adult female insect 225cm tall, with explosive muscles all over his body, as if he was about to burst the black police uniform on his body.
This insect was like a moving hill, and Lan Ze had to raise his head high to look at him. The little male insect raised his head and opened his wet amber eyes. This look made every insect feel uneasy.
Heaton, who was as big as a hill, bent down and knelt on one knee in front of Xiao Chong. His face, which looked like a gangster boss, was now filled with deep kindness. His pair of golden eyes looked at Lan Ze with a look full of doting.
When a hideous face is filled with kindness, it only becomes more terrifying. Lan Ze lowered his head and looked at him with a constipated expression.
Heaton thought the little male insect was afraid, so he said in the most gentle voice he had ever heard: "Don't be afraid, little insect. We are police uncles and we are here to protect you."
The female insect's throat seemed to have been rubbed by sandpaper, and its voice was as loud as a bell. When it spoke, it was like thunder, almost deafening Lan Ze's ears.
Lan Ze rubbed his ears, and there were more question marks on his head. He asked in confusion: "Police... Oh no, Mr. Police Bug, why do you want to protect me? I don't need protection at all?"
There was a commotion among the thirty female insects. A young male insect said that he did not need their protection, which was a blatant insult to any female insect.
but... ...
but!
The little bug was so small and cute, he definitely didn't really want to insult them. Even if he really wanted to insult them, so what? He was just a baby! Of course, they chose to forgive him.
The police chief frowned very majestically. This very common action on his face was extremely terrifying. Lan Ze suddenly became alert and stared at him vigilantly.
So the police chief immediately relaxed his frown, tried to make the most gentle expression in his insect life, and said in his softest (deafening) voice: "No, Xiao Zeze, protecting little insects like you is our lifelong duty as female insects. Female insects are born to protect male insects and fight for the glory of male insects and the insect race all their lives."
Lan Ze automatically ignored the passionate words of Heaton, and all he could hear was the muscular tyrant's almost deafening shout of "Xiao Ze Ze"
He looked at the female insect with a 'f.ck' expression and said in horror: "Mr. Police Insect, what did you call me just now? Xiao Zeze? I think you must have forgotten my real name. My name is Lan Ze."
Heaton laughed twice, thinking he was being gentle. The sound was like someone setting off two double-bang firecrackers next to Lan Ze's ears. Lan Ze felt a little dizzy, and the firecrackers continued to explode next to his ears: "Haha, my little darling, of course I know your name is Lan Ze."
Lan Ze took two steps back at the shock of the police chief's voice and was completely stunned by the word "my little baby" from his mouth.
"Fuck, you'd better be deaf. I'm such a strong man, except that I'm shorter than you and my muscles are not much worse than yours. How can you call me baby when I'm so manly? God, let me die!"
Lan Ze was complaining when the giant insect kneeling on one knee in front of him continued to speak softly (not really): "My dear little Ze Ze, because you did a very scary and high-risk sport, you must come with us now to receive larval ideological education. When the time comes, we will let your guardian insect General Chu Ran come to pick you up."
Lan Ze immediately said: "I don't..."
Before he could finish his words, the big beast kneeling on one knee in front of him had already carefully picked up Lan Ze.
!!!!!!!
Oh my god, why is it so effortless for the bugs in this world to pick him up? He refuses to accept it!
Lan Ze, who was extremely angry, struggled hard in the arms of the muscleman, and angrily shouted in his baby voice: "Fuck you, put me down!"
He shouted angrily, but to the female insect's ears his voice sounded like coquetry, just like a human listening to the meowing of a kitten.
Lan Ze felt deeply humiliated by this way of holding the woman like a child. He punched and kicked the muscular man, but the female insect's well-developed pectoral muscles turned red after just two hits.
The body of the female Zerg was so abnormal that the muscles on her body were like steel plates. Lan Ze was so angry that he grabbed Heaton's hair and said fiercely, "Put me down! I hate being held like this!"
The police insects had all learned how to hold insects during training, and now they finally had the chance to do it, which made Heaton very excited. However, the little male insect didn't like it and pulled his hair in a wronged manner.
It turns out that the male insect cub likes to pull hair. If I had known this earlier, I would have grown my hair longer. Xidon immediately showed a fatherly smile and said in a loud voice, "Cub, pull my ears. My short hair is hard to pull."
Lan Ze: “…”
He was in a mess, and the iron tower-like Heaton said excitedly: "If you don't like being held, how about riding on my neck? It's fun!"
Lan Ze: “…”
He silently covered his face, thinking of the former anchor who was capable of bare-handed rock climbing, skydiving, and survival in the wilderness, and was extremely tough. At that time, he was known as the Schwarzenegger of Asia, with a crew cut as hard as steel needles. Anyone who saw him would call him "Uncle Lan" with enthusiasm and admiration.
Once upon a time, he was also a king...