63,980 tons...
What a huge insect that must be!
Lan Ze couldn't help but shiver. He looked at Chu Ran in shock. Although Chu Ran was taller and his muscles looked stronger, he didn't look like he weighed 60,000 tons!
He looked Chu Ran up and down carefully, and asked in disbelief: "But this shuttle doesn't even weigh 60,000 tons. How can it bear your weight?"
Chu Ran looked at Lan Ze with some surprise, his eyes seemed to be saying: "How could you ask such a stupid question?"
Chu Ran had learned about the lack of common sense of the adopted little insect on the first day he picked up Lan Ze. After all, the little insect once ran over to him in panic and grabbed his arm and asked him, "Am I a male or a female insect?"
It's hard to expect a little bug that can't even figure out its own gender to figure out other questions, even though these questions are extremely stupid.
But as a guardian insect, she could never show impatience to the male insect cubs she was raising, so the federal admiral, who was very frugal with words, had to patiently answer this question that all insects knew.
"Because the transformation from beast form to human form is a time-consuming process, during this process, the beast form's body will continuously compress the space inside the body to complete the secondary transformation into the human form. During the compression process, muscle density, bone density and body water will decrease rapidly, and weight will also decrease accordingly. Do you understand what I am saying?" the admiral asked very considerately after the explanation.
Lan Ze had read a piece of popular science before - when an adult's body is compressed in space, its total volume will become the size of a sugar cube, but he really couldn't figure out how a person could survive when being compressed to the size of a sugar cube.
So he had to ask again in confusion: "I understand compressing the body space, but how did you become anthropomorphic?"
Chu Ran looked at him as if he was a mentally retarded person. Lan Ze had no idea that the question he asked was known even to a three-year-old Zerg.
Chu Ran showed the utmost patience to the little bug he had picked up, so he said concisely: "Because we have some of the gene sequences of ancient humans in our bodies, they can shorten the process of female insect mimicry infinitely, which is equivalent to completing secondary evolution in a very short time."
Lan Ze became more and more confused as he listened, and suddenly he had a hundred thousand questions in his mind. He once again asked with curiosity: "After you transform into human form, will you transform back into beast form?"
"Yes, but except for war, we generally don't choose to transform back into beast form."
Lan Ze said with lingering fear: "It's better not to change back to beast form. A 60,000-ton insect would have to eat a lot of food for every meal. It's scary to think about it. Fortunately, you can change into human form, otherwise there would be famine in the galaxy every day."
Chu Ran glanced at Lan Ze. At this moment, the little bug held his face with both hands, his moist lips slightly opened to form a small O shape, which made his cheeks look even more plump, very much like a home-cooked food passed down by ancient humans - steamed buns.
Even though he had seen a lot of male insects, Chu Ran had to admit that this little insect he picked up was too cute. Even its voice was childish, like a tender green seedling that had just poked out of the soil, its new leaves shaking lively in the breeze.
Seeing his carefree look, Chu Ran suddenly said, "Before we got the gene sequence of ancient humans, the Zerg had been in a long period of famine."
Lan Ze hugged the blanket and felt a little sleepy for some reason. He yawned and said, "Then the Zerg ate each other."
He said it so naturally that Chu Ran was a little surprised. He looked into Lan Ze's clear eyes and asked slowly and quietly, "Aren't you afraid?"
Lan Ze was also a little surprised, so he looked at Chu Ran's gray eyes and said as a matter of course: "Why should you be afraid? Isn't this a very natural thing? There is no need to be surprised about anything you do for survival."
The most surprising thing is that a precious male insect cub does not mind cannibalism.
No female insect would allow a male insect to come into contact with this kind of cruelty, even the lowest class of insects.
Gray mist surged in the depths of Chu Ran's eyes. He looked at Lan Ze with an unfathomable gaze for several seconds, which made Lan Ze feel creepy.
"What's wrong? Why are you looking at me like that?"
"nothing."
"Really nothing?"
"No"
"oh... "
The two insects fell into silence again. The admiral stared at the light screen motionlessly, while Lan Ze yawned in boredom.
He is a man who cannot stand loneliness. He was very talkative when he was a child, and he was especially talkative when he grew up. He is still very talkative now. So after yawning a few times, Lan Ze finally couldn't stand the silent atmosphere anymore. He turned around and said to Chu Ran with a little complaint: "You are still so young, but why are you always so silent?"
"I'll be very bored if you ignore me like this!" Lan Ze looked at the expressionless face of his guardian insect and couldn't help but add with a complaint.
The small voice with a strong nasal tone was so soft and tiny that it made Bug's ears itch.
Lan Ze knew that his voice was a little childish, but he didn't realize that his voice always had a nasal tone that was sometimes light and sometimes heavy. He himself might not be able to feel it due to bone conduction, but it was very obvious to others.
Before he was twenty years old, he always had a disgusting baby voice. In addition to the fact that his vocal cords were not fully developed, his soft palate and pharyngeal wall could not be in a closed state, so the airflow would always pass through the nasal cavity uncontrollably. Although it was not a big problem, it caused abnormal resonance, making Lan Ze's originally baby voice have a life-threatening nasal sound, and everything he said sounded like he was wronged and about to cry.
If the voice is a little softer, it will sound like humming; if the voice is a little louder, it will sound like acting coquettishly; if it is very angry and shouting, it will sound cute and fierce, and the person being shouted at will not be able to get angry.
When his voice had not returned to normal, Lan Ze was the group's favorite wherever he went. Even when he had grown to 1.9 meters tall in his senior year of high school, he still held the position of the group's favorite with his aggrieved little voice.
At this time, this voice with some complaints and some grievances successfully attracted Chu Ran's attention. He turned his head and saw the little bug looking at him with his head tilted. There was some dissatisfaction in his big eyes, and even his curled eyelashes looked angry when he blinked.
Chu Ran sighed softly in his heart. Before he met Lan Ze, he had never thought about how to raise a cub. He had never thought about it in the past, nor would he think about it in the future.
But now, he had to start learning how to raise the cub. Chu Ran glanced at the little insect cub beside him, which was as white and tender as a bun. At this moment, the little insect cub's big eyes were blinking at him. Its amber eyes were big and bright, and its clear pupils reflected his appearance clearly.
Such a small larvae has such a pure and harmless face, and every pore looks so well-behaved and cute.
However, it was just such a small bug that not only survived on a waste planet with radiation levels 1 billion times above the standard, but also ran to his roof to do acrobatics and alerted the police headquarters, and even got angry at him out of grievance.
This is not an easy little insect to raise. Not only does it need constant attention from the female insect, but it also needs to make other insects aware of its importance at all times.
So Chu Ran unbuckled Lan Ze's seat belt and held him on his lap. He kissed Lan Ze's cheek gently, stroked his dark hair, and said slowly with a paralyzed face: "Are you satisfied now?"
Lan Ze: “???”
Brother, I just want to talk to you! Why did you suddenly hold me on your lap and kiss me
No insect could answer his question, and Lan Ze was the only one who was confused.
He did not struggle this time. Considering Chu Ran's weight of 60,000 tons, Lan Ze was unusually cowardly. He covered his cheek where he was kissed and curled up quietly in Chu Ran's arms, sitting obediently on Chu Ran's strong thighs, his chubby face turned red like a burning fire cloud, not sure whether it was because of anger or shame.
He was very satisfied with the cub who suddenly calmed down. The cub he raised was a cub who loved to be noticed by insects. As long as the cub felt that he was getting enough attention, he would calm down. He also liked hugs and kisses very much.
The two insects whose brain circuits were not on the same channel got along well for a while, but after getting off the shuttle and returning to the residence, Chu Ran frowned slightly again.
He watched Xiao Chong take out the live broadcast ball from his pocket and excitedly opened it. The metal ball floated happily in the air and spun around Lan Ze. As it was spinning happily, a slender and powerful hand passed through and grabbed it tightly. The two small wings of the metal ball struggled for a few times in the palm of the hand and then became motionless.
Lan Ze was stunned by this sudden turn of events, and when he came to his senses, he immediately became angry.
Without thinking, he jumped up high. His amazing jumping ability made the angry Lan Ze jump three feet high. His whole body was hanging on Chu Ran's outstretched arms like hanging on a horizontal bar. With his two feet off the ground, he did not forget to yell at Chu Ran in a baby voice: "Give me back the live ball!"
"Give me back the live broadcast ball!"