"Is this what you call a small pot and a few ingredients?"
Faced with the question about the guardian insect, Lan Ze remained silent for three seconds, but he has never been a person who gives in easily. Although Chu Ran is an insect weighing 60,000 tons, everything is insignificant in front of the live broadcast business.
So he raised his face and argued unreasonably: "Can't a 60,000-ton worm like you have room for a 50kg shrimp?"
"Small shrimp?" Chu Ran emphasized.
The "little shrimp" on the lawn waved its huge claws as tall as Lan Ze, and the red and black claws opened and closed, making a clanging sound.
This Boston lobster is a creature that survived from the ancient human era, but after hundreds of millions of years of evolution, the size of these lobsters has changed a lot. Their claws have become harder and more powerful, the shell of their body has become even harder, and the meat has become more tender and delicious.
In the early days when the Zerg could not transform into humanoid form, the interstellar world was plunged into famine. During those cruel years of famine, lobsters, known as the "mantis in the sea", once became the main food of female Zerg, so that Boston lobsters are now on the verge of extinction and can only continue to reproduce by artificial breeding. Therefore, the price is very, very expensive, and each lobster costs 10,000 star coins.
In addition, lobsters are also very suitable for male insects to eat, but because the male insects' bodies are vulnerable, male insects will never be allowed to come into contact with this dangerous food.
Of course, male insects in the interstellar space will not allow themselves to come into contact with such creatures with certain aggressive power. They know how to protect themselves very well, and female insects will do anything they want to do. No precious male insect will suddenly have the idea of buying a 3-meter-long Boston lobster and cooking it himself.
Looking at the self-righteous look on the face of the little insect cub he raised, Chu Ran felt very complicated.
In his insect life plan, he never planned to start a family, nor did he plan to make any contribution to the reproduction of the Zerg. However, this little worm that came out of nowhere completely changed and disrupted his plans.
Neither beating nor scolding was allowed. Although he was very angry at Lan Ze's behavior, he was just a small cub who knew nothing and understood nothing. Perhaps he didn't know that this Boston lobster was very dangerous to him. After all, he was still so young and his personality was too lively.
The live broadcast ball only gave shots of Lan Ze and Long Xia. Although Chu Ran was not in the shot, his voice was still heard by the female insects in the live broadcast room.
These female insects watched the family dispute in front of them, and they launched a barrage of comments with relish:
"Caught on the scene, the worm and the stolen goods were seized, I was so funny"
"Large rollover scene 666"
"Xixi Tete gave the anchor a starship as a reward - Xiao Chong got into trouble again today!"
"Insect Department reward to see Lan Ze's cute little hands with nowhere to put"
"Although a little panicked, the baby is still very stable.jpg"
"If I were the little bug's guardian, I would be so angry that I would pick him up and give him a good kiss!"
"He's still a bug. It's not his fault."
"But if a little bug asks you for a 3-meter-long lobster and releases a baby voice and tilts its head to kill, then the question is, will you give it to you or not?"
"Don't go upstairs. I've imagined that scene. It really makes my scalp tingle..."
"I might give all the lobsters in the sea to the cute little Lan Ze"
"If you love him, you have to contract a piece of sea for him and catch lobsters for him all your life 233333"
"I just want to ask, am I the only one who is curious about what species a 60,000-ton worm is?"
The barrage of comments floated across the screen. Lan Ze coughed twice, feeling guilty. He looked into Chu Ran's eyes. Those cold and indifferent eyes made Lan Ze look away. He lowered his head with a weak voice, sounding very aggrieved: "It's just a 50-kilogram shrimp. The shell is so thick, and there's not much meat inside..."
Before he finished speaking, Chu Ran interrupted him and said coldly: "Enough for you to eat for a week."
Lan Ze: “… ... ... ”
The two insects looked at each other, Chu Ran looked at Lan Ze, Lan Ze looked at Chu Ran. Lan Ze was very troubled by this stubborn guardian insect. He couldn't win the argument because the other insect could blow him away with a wave of his hand.
How to convince a guardian insect that eats nothing and weighs 60,000 tons
After some deep thought, Lan Ze decided to adopt the strategy of crying and making a fuss. Although it was a bit embarrassing, a real man should be able to bend and stretch. A wise man should be able to lift iron and be cute at the same time.
So he rubbed his neck twice, took a deep breath, and rushed out to hug Chu Ran's arm. He raised his head with great effort, opened his round puppy eyes and looked at Chu Ran innocently, swung his arms and shook Chu Ran's arms vigorously, saying aggrievedly: "You promised me, you can't go back on your word."
"But you said you only wanted to buy a small pot and a few ingredients," the paralyzed admiral repeated again.
Here it is again...
Lan Ze puffed up his face and blew the hair hanging in front of his eyes angrily. His spoiled temper since childhood came to the fore again. He put one hand on his waist and pointed at the shiny big pot with the other hand, and said very quickly: "Is this pot big? It's not big at all. It's just a small iron pot with a diameter of 1.53 meters. It's the smallest pot used for cooking shrimps. As a 60,000-ton insect, this pot can't even hold your little finger. How is it big? Tell me how it is big?"
A hand suddenly pinched the soft flesh on the back of Lan Ze's neck. Lan Ze raised his head after a start. Under the bright sunshine, the tall man was looking at him dangerously with dark eyes. His tone was also low and deep. He asked the confused little bug under his palm: "Why, do you want to stew me?"
Lan Ze: "... No, no, no, you are too big to fit in one pot."
The female insects in the live broadcast room were not afraid of trouble and played a game of barrage with great interest:
"Big Insect"
“One pot can’t hold all the food”
“Need two grills”
“A secret recipe”
“A slightly spicy one”
... ... ...
In contrast to the heated atmosphere in the live broadcast room, Lan Ze was as quiet as a chicken at this moment. Chu Ran's narrow eyes were looking at him very seriously. The palm of his hand holding the back of the little insect's neck couldn't help but gently stroke the delicate and soft skin. Chu Ran asked with a bit of amusement in his heart: "Why, how many pots do you want to stew?"
The little bug, whose neck was strangled by the big bug, trembled: "No, no, no, I don't want to stew you. You can't be cooked by stewing..."
Chu Ran was almost laughed at by him, the insect was not very big, but it had a lot of abilities. He didn't know where such a small insect could cultivate such abilities.
Seeing the angry look of the little bug, Chu Ran couldn't help but compromise in his heart: "Cook it, but don't do it again."
The puffed-up little bug's expression changed in a second. He clenched his little fist and made a "yeah" sign. His eyes were brighter than the sun, and he ran happily towards the lobster.
The live broadcast ball flew around Lan Ze, and Lan Ze made a victory gesture to the camera: "Dear viewers, I can finally cook shrimp. I heard that the meat of this shrimp is very, very delicious. Friends who like me, please double-click the screen to light up the follow button in the upper left corner."
A large wave of gifts with gorgeous special effects flew through the live broadcast room. There is no female insect in this world that cannot be satisfied with the cuteness of the little insects. If there is, then sell it again.
The three-meter-long lobster was put into the pot by the robot. Lan Ze stood in front of the pot and began to prepare the dipping sauce. At the same time, he interacted with the female insects watching the live broadcast: "I usually like to add vinegar, sugar and ginger when eating shrimp, and sometimes I will drizzle some garlic juice. How do you prepare the dipping sauce when eating it?"
"Xixi Tete gave the anchor a starship as a reward - I don't dip it in sauce, I always eat it raw"
"Chongke gave the anchor a lollipop - I don't dip it in any sauce, it's best to eat it raw, especially when the shrimp meat trembles in my mouth after I bite the shrimp shell into pieces, it's really super cool"
"Bobobo, a lollipop - I'm jealous, I can't afford it at all"
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Lan Ze was stunned. He almost forgot that although these insects looked exactly like humans, they were not humans at all.
He prepared the sauce silently, feeling a little sad for some reason, but this sadness was soon washed away by a burst of delicious flavor.
The Zerg-style pressure cooker is absolutely great at stewing shrimps. It only takes five minutes to cook such a big shrimp. The fully automatic lid rotates automatically, and a bright red big shrimp is sitting in the pot, emitting fragrance.
Lan Ze took a sip intoxicatedly: "Oh my god, this is the taste. I have never eaten a three-meter-long lobster. Soro, help me take it out."
A waterproof light beige tablecloth was laid on the lawn, and the bright red prawns were placed on it. Lan Ze rolled up his sleeves and began to peel the shells, but he soon discovered that the shells of the prawns were harder than iron.
He hesitated for a few seconds, then turned around and said to the robot: "Soro, bring me a chainsaw."