The robot Soro said in a low electronic voice: "The intelligent program detected that the item the little master needs is a dangerous item that male insect cubs cannot touch. The robot Soro cannot execute the command."
Lan Ze: “…”
He was a little mad: "Soro, then help me cut open the shell of this shrimp!"
"Soro is just an ordinary smart home robot and does not have the ability to cut open the shell of a Boston lobster," the robot Soro's voice remained the same, but for some reason one could always hear a hint of helplessness in it.
Lan Ze closed his eyes and tried to stay calm. After all, he was once known as the 'man at the top of the food chain'.
Although he thought so in his heart, there was still a hint of sadness. Once upon a time, he, a man standing at the top of the food chain, not only needed to use a chainsaw to eat a shrimp, but in this perverted and deformed Zerg world, he even lost the right to use a chainsaw to peel shrimps!
The little insect looked so angry with gnashing teeth that the hearts of the female insects in the live broadcast room melted. They wanted to get out of the live broadcast room and get to the little insect's side. Not to mention peeling shrimps for the little insect, even peeling off their own shells was no problem!
Colorful gifts followed the barrage:
"Xixi Tete gave the anchor an interstellar mothership - Xiao Chong is not angry, you are still too young, the Boston lobster's shell is very hard, and it takes some effort for the female worm to peel the shell."
"Yes, yes, don't be angry, little bug. How can you, who is so small, peel a shrimp?"
"Chongke gave the anchor a shuttle as a reward - Lanlan, don't be angry, be good~"
Lan Ze: "... I seem to be even angrier now."
He stood helplessly in front of the lobster. The bright red lobster was emitting fragrance and the sauce was prepared on the side. The glutton in his stomach started to make a fuss.
"Don't think I can't deal with you just because your shell is hard," Lan Ze pointed at the ripe prawn and said viciously. His cute and fierce appearance made all the female insects fall in love with him. A large number of rewards and dazzling special effects filled the page of the live broadcast room, causing many female insects to complain: "Rubbish special effects!"
"This gift is so good that even the little male insect's face is overwhelmed."
"The newbie was trembling with fear, saying that he had never seen so many rewards before."
"The King of Soldier Insects gave the anchor a blimp - the little male insect worked so hard to live broadcast, at least let him earn back the money for milk powder"
"New insect +1, I have never seen such crazy rewards and such a small and cute little male insect."
"I am a second-generation bug reward anchor. An interstellar mothership - wow! Do such cute little bugs really exist?"
"Am I the only one who is curious about how Lan Ze peels shrimp? Seeing how helpless he is, I think he will ask for help from his stupid place."
"Lan Ze's worm is a 60,000-ton insect. He will crush this shrimp into pieces with one move..."
"The King of Soldier Bugs - Is the bug upstairs a fool? A 60,000-ton bug has tens of thousands of muscles and can control its strength very precisely."
"Hehehehe - now here comes the question. I thought that little cutie Lan Ze was a low-level camp bug. Now that I see Lan Ze's stupidity is so powerful, I am very curious about Ze Ze's race?"
"Kukulas - Lan Ze's stupidity doesn't mean he is really great. Now many female insects want to adopt a little male insect."
"yyhh - I, a scumbag who studies biology, can tell you clearly that the little bug is definitely not a campworm, because the eyes of campworms will have a layer of reflective membrane with a faint green light in the sun. The eyes of the baby are very clear in the sun, so it may be a high-level male bug cub."
"Crossing the galaxy - that's impossible. There are only a few high-level male insect cubs among the 30 billion insect population in the entire galaxy."
Lines of barrages floated by. Chu Ran had been standing in the distance watching Lan Ze. At this time, he saw that the barrages in the live broadcast room had begun to talk about Lan Ze's race and couldn't help but frowned slightly.
When a male insect cub is a minor, its rank can only be determined through genetic testing, but its race cannot be known. As time goes by, the genes in the male insect's body will continue to change. The most common change is a lowering of the gene sequence rank. Therefore, the rank of a male insect will only be fully determined when it reaches adulthood.
Before adulthood, although male insect cubs have extremely high-level gene sequences, due to their incomplete development, the high-level gene sequences can turn into low-level gene sequences at any time. For male insects, the higher the level, the rarer they are, but it also means less freedom.
When Hull first picked up Lan Ze, he had already done a genetic test on him. His gene sequence level was very high, but he might turn into a male insect of not so high level after adulthood. This outcome was already a very good one. At least he could guarantee the freedom of this little insect he picked up for life.
The world of adult insects is never known to the little insects. Lan Ze is not clear about these things and he is still worried about how to peel the shells.
Seeing the little bug in trouble, Chu Ran was about to go over to help. However, before he could take a step, the overly lively little bug kicked the lobster.
He kicked and kicked the lobster, his little face looking very ferocious. Finally he did a somersault and used the force to land heavily on the lobster's back.
After all this tossing and turning, there was a sound of snap, and the hard shell of the crayfish finally cracked open, revealing the tender shrimp meat inside. Hot steam came out of the cracked shrimp shell, and the lawn was filled with fragrance.
Lan Ze kicked the cracked place several times again, and the shrimp shell finally cracked into several more cracks.
The female insects watching the live broadcast were once again shocked. Although they had seen Lan Ze's ability to climb up the roof and tear off the tiles, it was rare to see such a ferocious little male insect. The female insects in the live broadcast room questioned their own eyes:
"Oh my god, what did I see? Do your feet hurt?"
"A delicate male insect cub actually kicked open the shell of a Boston lobster. Are you serious? Is the cute little Lan Ze's bone okay?"
"Fuck you, baby, don't do this, your little feet will get hurt!!!"
"Wow, I feel so bad."
"Ahh baby, you are very fragile, don't be like this!!!"
I was speechless looking at these screens. Although the soles of my feet were a little numb from the vibration of the shrimp shells, these bugs were really too exaggerated.
Lan Ze clenched his fists and looked at the camera, smiling: "It's okay, don't exaggerate. Now the shrimp shell has finally cracked a few times. The next step will be easy. I can find a stick or something to use the principle of leverage to pry the shell open. However, there doesn't seem to be anything like a crowbar here. But I think Soro's arm is very good. Not only is it made of a very hard alloy, but it is also easy to disassemble."
Soro's low electronic voice was slightly out of tune: "Soro's arm is made of metal and has a trace amount of current. It is a smart household item and does not have the ability to act as a crowbar."
Lan Ze looked at Soro and said very seriously: "Soro, believe me, you can do it."
He walked towards Soro, staring fiercely at the robot's arm.
Seeing that the cub he was raising was becoming more and more noisy, and the robot's arm would be in danger if he didn't take action, Chu Ran sighed and had to quickly move behind Lan Ze, put his arms around the cub's waist and lifted up this particularly troublesome little cub.
The live broadcast ball switched the lens very intelligently to avoid Chu Ran's face from being in the frame, and the live broadcast room became lively again.
The little bug that was picked up by the big bug struggled with its hands and feet. Chu Ran hugged Lan Ze tighter in his arms, his face very gloomy: "If you can't open the shrimp shell, let me help you. Your body is very fragile. Don't be so naughty next time."
Lan Ze blushed and grabbed his arm: "If you want to help me, why do you have to wait until I want to break Soro's arm?"
Chu Ran pinched his face and said, "I'm just curious about how you, a little bug, will continue to do this."
Lan Ze turned his face away and snorted heavily.
Although Chu Ran did not show his face in the live broadcast, the enthusiasm of the female insects watching the live broadcast did not diminish.
"Little Bug's stupid place teaches Little Bug how to be a bug online!"
"Seeing the cute little Lan Ze hanging on Dai Di's arm, I feel jealous [crying]"
"I don't know why, lemons surround me"
“I cried out loudly with real emotion!!”
"I also want to be a bug's place!!!"
“Woo woo woo woo woo qaq”
Lan Ze looked helpless in front of the live camera. On Earth, a bunch of people followed him around and regarded him as their brother, and in this world, a bunch of bugs in the live broadcast room wanted to be his father.
Can you guys just be my father whenever you want?!
Also, being carried around like this every day is so damn tiring. Lan Ze sighed sadly while hanging on Chu Ran's arm.
Chu Ran held him and walked to the lobster, gently put Lan Ze on the ground, put one hand around Lan Ze's waist, and placed the other hand gently on the shrimp shell. Without moving his palms, there were "crackling" sounds one after another, and countless cracks spread on the shrimp shell. The crystal clear and fragrant shrimp meat, steaming hot, emerged from the solid shrimp shell.
Chu Ran withdrew his hand and lowered his head, and harvested a small insect baby with blinking eyes.
The little bug punched his arm with his soft fist, his eyes brighter than the sun, and he called out in a baby voice, "Fly high!"
Chu Ran couldn't quite understand the insect language of the cubs, but that didn't stop him from seeing the cubs' admiration for him. Male insects were so easy to fool when they were young; just helping him peel a shrimp could earn him such an admiring look.
The female insects in the live broadcast room were all sour, as if they had eaten ten thousand tons of lemons.
Isn’t it just peeling shrimps!
Which insect doesn’t know that!
Little cutie Lan Ze, come and look here quickly!
I am willing to peel shrimps for you for the rest of my life!!!
Chu Ran looked at the lively comments, while Lan Ze smiled and reached out for the delicious shrimp meat. Halfway through, a cold and strong hand grabbed his hand to prevent him from moving.
Chu Ran said: "The shrimp meat is very hot, your hands will get hurt."
After that, he put on the sterile gloves he had prepared long ago, tore off a piece of shrimp meat, blew it cool, dipped it in the dipping sauce, and handed it to Lan Ze's mouth: "Eat it."
Lan Ze: “…”
He told his guardian insect countless times that he was not a child, but the guardian insect just wouldn't listen.
what to do
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