Throw a punch.
The sandbag didn't move at all.
Throw another punch.
The sandbag remained motionless.
what
How is that possible!
I punched again and again, but the sandbag didn't move at all!
The entire female insect fitness club was silent, silently watching a small, white male insect cub wearing cool boxing gloves, raising his little fists again and again, beating the sandbags that the female insects used to train their reactions.
The cub's little fists are very white and soft, like two soft clouds. The female insects with excellent eyesight can see the thin skin on the back of the cub's hands, his light pink nails and slightly reddish fingertips.
Lan Ze, who was punching the sandbag, still didn't believe it. He didn't expect that he, who had broken several sandbags before, couldn't even make the sandbag move for a moment!
With his unremitting efforts, the sandbag finally moved a little, but because the movement was too subtle and the degree of deviation was less than one millimeter, the panting Lan Ze did not notice it and his body was still close to the sandbag.
But when the slightly swaying sandbag hit his shoulder, a huge force suddenly rushed into his body and hit him like a tidal wave.
Caught off guard, the little baby voice broke, squeezing out a mixture of unwillingness, anger, confusion, grievance, and soft "Fuck".
Then with a plop, the former Blue Master was knocked away by a sandbag that didn't move at all. He was bounced a full meter away, and the whole insect fell with its four paws facing the sky.
The overturn happened so fast like a tornado, and all the female insects had no time to react.
Their brains were already in a blank state, and a terrifying thought popped up in their minds: "Such a fragile little male insect couldn't have already..."
The comments in the live broadcast room started to refresh the screen like crazy:
"Ahh Zeze, don't scare me!!!"
"Master of the Universe! Zeze, what's wrong with you!!!"
"Are all those male insects dead? There's no one to help them!"
"Female insects are too strong. If a panicked female insect went forward to hold Zeze, she might not be able to control her strength and cause more serious injuries. In the past, a female insect saw a male insect fall and wanted to catch him. As a result, she failed to control her strength in panic and caused the male insect to suffer fractures all over his body."
"That comment is right, but should we just let Lan Ze fall there? Will he be okay? My heart aches..."
"I can't breathe, Zeze, hold on, everyone here, please call the rescue center!"
"Zeze, how are you? Your old father is going to be scared to tears."
The only calm insect present was Chu Ran hiding in the corner.
The little bug who always jumps up and down and runs around the house, does somersaults in the living room from time to time, and even rolls over on the bed several times when sleeping and refuses to stay still for a moment has caused him too many scares.
His eagle-like eyes clearly saw the cub who was knocked to the ground by the sandbag pouting his lips angrily, and pounding the ground heavily with his left hand in the boxing glove, looking very angry.
As energetic as ever...
Chu Ran laughed in silence and took a step back.
The female insects were stunned like woodworms, and when they realized what was happening, they immediately swarmed over it.
A bunch of insects formed a circle, and countless hands reached out to Lan Ze.
Then they saw the little insect lying on the ground, its two bright and clear eyes like glass balls rolling in its eye sockets, its little mouth pouting in anger, and it quickly got up from the ground, and slapped the non-existent dust on its clothes vigorously.
Every extreme athlete has excellent physical reactions and self-protection awareness. They have made countless mistakes and suffered countless pains in thousands of practices. Consciously protecting themselves in emergency situations has become an instinct ingrained in the bones of extreme athletes.
Lan Ze, who was hit by the sandbag, adjusted his landing posture in the first time and relieved most of the force. Except for a little hurt in his heart and numbness in his fist, he was basically fine.
But the female insects around were like they had seen a ghost.
Lan Ze looked at them and asked in surprise: "Why do I feel like you guys seem unhappy to see that I'm fine?"
The female insects shook their heads and stood there in astonishment.
Finally, a fierce-looking female insect asked with a trembling voice: "Are you okay? Are you okay?"
Watch the live female insects:
"He asked what I wanted to ask! Is little Lan Ze really okay?"
"Look at how lively the little bug is... I can hardly believe my eyes..."
"Wouldn't a little male insect break into pieces if it fell?"
"Yes, biology knowledge says that when young male insects are hit, their internal organs will be displaced, their bones will be broken, and they may even vomit blood."
"Wuwuwu, stop scaring the bugs. I hope the cute little Lan Ze won't suddenly spit out blood."
They were worried to death, staring at the corners of Lan Ze's mouth in fear, afraid that he would spit out blood.
Live Ball recorded all of this diligently.
Lan Ze waved at the live broadcast ball, took a deep breath and tried to save his face again. He tried his best to pretend that he didn't care at all and said in a very relaxed tone: "It was just a small mistake, which was really unexpected. Obviously, this sandbag is not very suitable for me, but I can't find a sandbag that suits me. I can still box, and I can box very beautifully."
He paused here, looked at the camera firmly with his round amber eyes, and emphasized solemnly: "Really!"
Seeing Xiao Chong's sudden serious look, a group of female insects started to coax him.
"Hehehe, give the anchor ten interstellar battleships—oh, oh, I know, I know! Baby's punches are so good."
"Sen Sen Sen gave the anchor ten interstellar battleships - Zai Zai's punches are the hardest in the world!"
"The little fists of the cub are indestructible!"
"The little fists of the cub are invincible!"
"The little fists of the little one are invincible!"
"No insect can withstand the little fists of the cub!"
"The little fist of the little one is the best in the galaxy!"
"The little punches of the little one are so cool that they can break the galaxy!"
"The little fist of the cub delivers a stunning blow!"
"Baby, you're the best!"
"Get lost, you bugs upstairs who are disrupting our formation!"
"Keep in formation—the little fists of the little ones are powerful!"
"Keep in formation—the little fists of the little ones have an invincible critical hit!"
"Keep in formation—the little punches are so cool!"
"Stay in formation—the little punches of the little ones are extremely powerful!"
"Stay in formation—little fists..."
Lan Ze was in a mess in the wind: "... ..this kind of painful and sour feeling."
He wiped his face, trying his best to avoid looking at the comments, and turned to a female insect beside him and asked, "Aren't there any smaller and lighter sandbags here? I want to play boxing, too."
The sandbags at the female insect fitness club are this big.
The female insect shook her head and was about to speak with regret, but her neck was suddenly twisted back by the insect behind her, and her half-open mouth was covered by the hand of the insect behind her.
The female insect that was holding him was two meters and five centimeters tall, and every muscle on her body was like a volcano ready to erupt. The ferocious-looking female insect was pinching the other female insect who rolled her eyes, and said with a gentle expression that was extremely contrasting with her image: "Of course there is, my dear little baby! With such beautiful boxing skills, how could you not have a cute sandbag for you to punch?"
Lan Ze looked up at the 2.5-meter-tall female insect and said weakly, "Mr. Female Insect is almost out of breath."
The 2.5-meter-tall female insect immediately and gently threw the poor female insect away. The female insect covered her neck and gasped for breath, saying breathlessly: "Look... look at me... my memory... Of course, of course... yes... must have..."
There were bursts of voices echoing in the gym, loud and uniform: "Yes! It must be there!"
The two-meter-five female insect hugged a large sandbag and pulled it down hard. The large sandbag was easily carried on her shoulder. The insect walked out of the fighting area like lightning, and several insects followed her.
Lan Ze was confused and stayed in shock for a long time before he started to interact with the audience in the live broadcast room. After a few minutes of interaction, the two-meter-five female insect and several other female insects came back, holding a pink sandbag that was much smaller with a cartoon pig printed on it.
Lan Ze: “…”
Several insects used an insect ladder to hang the small pink sandbag in the middle of the fighting area. Among the black and gray sandbags, the pink sandbag with a piglet printed on it was particularly eye-catching.
A bunch of female insects looked at him with passionate eyes, as if to say, "Cub, go!"
Lan Ze took a deep breath, and was deeply moved while trying to hypnotize himself: "A pink sandbag is still a sandbag. People gave it to you so enthusiastically. You can't discriminate against it just because it's pink and has a weird pig printed on it!"
So Lan Ze stood in front of the pink sandbag with a painful look on his face, and then raised his fist again.
This sandbag was not very heavy. It was much lighter than the sandbags he had used before, and the outer layer was very soft, as if it was stuffed with a layer of cotton.
Lan Ze knew that the female insects in this world were very strong, but these insects always thought of him as so weak, which always made him very unhappy.
So he pushed the ground with his feet, exerted force with his calves, turned his waist, hips, shoulders, and fists, and then he quickly threw a very powerful punch. The pink pig sandbag shook, and Lan Ze punched fiercely and quickly.
The dull sounds made by the sandbags after being hit hard came one after another, with a beautiful and smooth rhythm.
All this happened in just one second, shocking the entire gym's female insect.
If this happened on Earth, his action would surely win a lot of applause, but in the Zerg world, his action... ...won even more applause.
Looking at such a small insect with its chubby face puffed up and waving its soft fists at the huge sandbag fiercely, its thin and soft hair trembled in the air and its tender chubby face trembled slightly. The cute little face can be as fierce and cute as it can be.
The hearts of the female insects began to become soft, and this soft feeling deepened every time the little insects waved their fists. Although their hearts were so soft, the blood in their bodies was boiling, and there was always a feeling that wanted to burst through their throats and scream desperately.
Aaaaahhh!!!
Aaaaaahhh!!!
Aaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!
The female insects screamed desperately, and cheers and applause filled the huge gym. Every time Lan Ze swung his fist, applause and cheers would resound through the sky.
The audience in the live broadcast room also frantically posted comments, and countless "ahs" and exclamation marks were about to flood the live broadcast room.
“Xixitet tipped the anchor with ten interstellar battleships—Ahhhhhhh!!!”
“Sen Sen Sen rewarded the anchor with ten interstellar battleships—Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!”
“The King of Soldier Bugs rewarded the anchor with ten interstellar battleships—Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!”
"I give rewards to the anchor with pot after pot..."
“yiyiyi give a reward to the anchor… … ”
The live broadcast interface was about to explode with gifts, and interstellar battleships costing ten thousand star coins each were flying all over the interface as if they were free.
A bunch of bugs clicked into Lan Ze's live broadcast room through the channel's reward treasure box and saw a small male bug doing boxing.
So it never ends.
During the life of an insect, you can still see a male insect cub punching cutely, which makes you feel very satisfied.
In the background data of Flash Star TV, Lan Ze's name continued to rise. A group of female insects gathered in front of the huge display screen, staring at the insect index behind Lan Ze without blinking.
“Too fast, too fast!”
“This rate of increase is simply unprecedented!”
"Arrange the first launch of the screen for baby Lan Ze tomorrow!"
Lan Ze, a gold level 1 anchor, finally made a name for himself on Shanxing TV.
After a hearty boxing match, Lan Ze's clothes were soaked with sweat. The grey sweatshirt had turned orange with his body temperature and stuck tightly to his skin.
Sweat dripped down his flushed cheeks, his wet bangs stuck to his forehead, and his two already clear amber eyes became even brighter, like two little suns, containing endless energy.
A wet little male insect freshly out of the oven.
The female insects in the gym and the live broadcast room screamed even louder.
They had only seen male insects arranging flowers, singing and dancing, but had never imagined that such a small insect could actually punch so majestically and beautifully.
After all, he looks so soft and fragile, so innocent and cute, so young and ignorant, and anything in the world can hurt him.
He should just stay where there is only cotton and candy.
Lan Ze, who was soaked all over, had no idea what these bugs thought of him. He took a deep breath and took off his boxing gloves, revealing two red fists.
His hands used to be covered with thick calluses, but now they are callous-free. He has been a young master of a wealthy family who has never done housework since he was a child. Later, he fell in love with extreme sports and worked himself into a rough man with tendons all over his body.
Lan Ze blew a breath on his red palms. His hands were very delicate now, not as strong and powerful as the pair of iron sand palms he would later have.
The injury is to the cub's body, and the pain is to the insect's heart.
The audience in the live broadcast room immediately felt extremely distressed. Even when they were experiencing the life-and-death shedding, it was not as exaggerated as it is now.
"Such a delicate little cutie like Lan Ze actually did a live boxing show, even his little fists got hurt qaq"
"Give the punches a whirl!"
"Hurry up and give it a punch!"
"My little fists are so red"
"Wow, wow, does my little fist hurt you? I'll blow it for you."
"I feel so sorry for Xiao Quanquan..."
The newcomer to the live broadcast room asked in confusion, "Who is Xiao Quan Quan?"
Lan Ze waved his fist at the camera and said with a smile: "Don't worry, it's okay, I just need to do it a few more times in the future." Then he took off his sweatshirt generously and wiped the sweat off his face roughly.
The movements of a rough man wiping sweat with his clothes must be extremely rough.
The female insects in the gym and the live broadcast room silently watched Lan Ze's rough sweat wiping movements, feeling as if their hearts were being rubbed back and forth by sandpaper.
Shouldn't I take a clean and soft handkerchief and gently wipe the little male insect's white and tender chubby face
“Xixi Tete gave a tip to the anchor and searched for Star Wars—Lan Ze, little cutie, don’t treat your little face like this!”
"Sens ...
"The local tycoon upstairs, please calm down. Will a bug come into this place with a small square towel?"
"Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter. How could there be insects holding hand towels in a female insect fitness club? This is the best joke of the year, okay?"
"Bullshit! You can't just say you don't have what the kid needs!"
The bugs in the live broadcast room started laughing one by one.
Are you kidding? No female insect would use a small handkerchief. Some female insects will never use one in their entire life.
But the audience watching the live broadcast were soon slapped in the face. At this moment, a female insect suddenly appeared next to Lan Ze. He was very fast, wearing a half black mask on his face, a dark gray long windbreaker, and was very tall.
Even though her face couldn't be seen clearly, the female insect exuded a cold aura all over her body. She hugged the wet little insect, then took out a blue and pink cartoon handkerchief from her pocket and gently wiped the sweat rolling down the little insect's forehead.
A bunch of bugs were stunned.
"Who is this?"
"Who the hell is this??"
"This figure looks so familiar, a bit like the cute little Aizawa~"
"Oh my god, I also want to have this small handkerchief specially used to wipe the sweat of little bugs 555"
"What I'm missing is a small handkerchief? What I'm missing is a little bug that can punch!!"
"Hardcore Xiaochong is sweating online. By the way, was it Lan Ze's Dai Di who taught Xiaochong how to fight?"
"I don't know, but it's really cute!!!"
Chu Ran used the small brightly colored towel to wipe Lan Ze's sweat. Lan Ze took off his sweatshirt and wiped his neck twice. He wore a black I-shaped vest, revealing his snow-white arms and neck, as well as the graceful shoulder and neck lines on his back.
A bunch of female insects gathered in the distance and stared eagerly. Some unruly insects even secretly imagined what the little insects would look like when they grew up, and they were daydreaming even more. In the final analysis, they had "completed the great harmony of life with the little insects when they grew up and reproduced countless offspring." These insects with problematic thoughts cast sly eyes at Chu Ran.
Chu Ran was keenly aware of the gazes of these insects and gave all those with ill intentions a death stare.
I've confirmed through looking at it that it's a bug that cannot be defeated.
So those female insects that were ready to make a move began to behave themselves.
The carefree Lan Ze did not notice the eye contact between the female insects. He waved his wet sweatshirt at the camera with satisfaction, revealing the signature smile of Lan Ye who once stood at the top of the food chain.
But things are different now. In the past, this masculine and handsome ruffian smile on his angular face exuded strong hormones, which always caused the female fans in the live broadcast room to scream.
But now...
A cute, super cute, innocent little cub suddenly showed a smile that seemed evil and crazy... ...
A group of female insects: I suspect you are being cute, but I have no evidence!
Chu Ran was familiar with Lan Ze's character. He tapped Lan Ze's forehead with amusement, and the little bug immediately looked at him fiercely.
Before long, Chu Ran took off his coat and wrapped the cute, wet cub like a silkworm. Only a struggling little head was visible from the dark grey 'pupa'.
"Every time I meet the arrogant little cutie Lan Ze, I get upset hhhhhhhh"
"There's no point in making a fierce face! Just get rolled up into the big bug's clothes!"
"Where's that handsome little cutie who was boxing just now? Oh, he was put into his coat by his stupidity!"
"I! Lan Ze! Super fierce! Until I met my idiot..."
"Don't do that, Lan Ze will be angry, hahahahahahahaha"
Lan Ze, who was wrapped up like a dumpling in Chu Ran's arms, felt deeply ashamed, so he faced the live broadcast camera with a sullen face, leaned on Chu Ran's shoulder and tried his best to save his dignity again in a small voice: "Today's outdoor live broadcast ends here, see you tomorrow, I am the anchor Lan Ze, yearning for all the unknown and known, don't forget to click the follow button in the upper left corner, let us share the wonderful world together."
The live broadcast ball was turned off, and it slowly circled around Lan Ze, shaking its golden wings. Chu Ran grabbed the extendable pink ribbon on the live broadcast ball with one hand, stretched it and hung it around Lan Ze's neck.
Lan Ze lay obediently on his thick shoulders, with his cheek pressed against the skin of Chu Ran's shoulder and neck. The body temperature there was slightly warmer, and he could faintly hear Chu Ran's heartbeat.
Lan Ze felt a little embarrassed by the feeling of being carefully cared for by a tough guy. Although being hugged by a bug hurt his self-esteem, this feeling was actually a little bit good.
Lan Ze felt like he was going crazy, so he whispered in Chu Ran's ear in a serious tone, "I've grown two centimeters taller recently, and now I'm 172 centimeters taller. You can't just carry me around like that."
Chu Ran said calmly: "I was 5 meters tall when I was born, and my beast form is hundreds of meters tall when I grow up. For me, the height of 2 centimeters is enough for me to ignore."
As he said this, he hugged Lan Ze a little tighter, and only after they got on the shuttle did he take Lan Ze out of his arms and put him on the seat.
Chu Ran untied the windbreaker that tightly wrapped the cub layer by layer, and seeing the cub sitting in the seat unhappily, Chu Ran put a blue whale doll in Lan Ze's arms. Then he turned up the temperature in the shuttle and covered Lan Ze tightly with a small light green checkered blanket that he found from somewhere.
Lan Ze was too lazy to care about these things. He lazily curled up in the blanket, took out a reader thinner than paper, and began to read the book about Zerg - "A Brief History of Zerg" seriously.
When reading the chapter about the reproduction of the Zerg, it mentioned the standard posture of the Zerg for reproduction, and there were detailed pictures on it. If you click on that picture, the picture will change from static to dynamic. The 10-minute dynamic demonstration of the reproduction posture opened the door to a new world for Lan Ze.
This two-minute-long colorful animated image refreshed Lan Ze's worldview. A problem he had been trying hard to ignore suddenly became acute—there are no women in this world!
Although he had been firmly determined to remain single due to the influence of his family, the fact that the Zerg world only distinguished between males and females but not between men and women still hurt his heart a little.
Is this the gay Tianzhu Chong
I am so sad that I can't even cry.
"Forget it, live streaming is the only thing on my mind. It's fun to live stream for a while, and it's fun to keep live streaming!" Lan Ze shouted in his heart.
But men are creatures, even though they say this, their hands and certain parts of their body can always reflect their "dirty" thoughts at the first moment.
The disobedient fingers clicked on the colorful animated picture once, twice, three times, over and over again... .
Later, Lan Ze finally stopped his finger that followed his heart, but the animated picture started to replay indefinitely in Lan Ze's mind, over and over again, over and over again...
That night, Lan Ze tossed and turned, feeling a familiar heat sweeping over his body.
This hot feeling was not unfamiliar. During his adolescence, he had experienced countless times of restlessness. In many late nights, he woke up from indescribable dreams, and then threw away his soiled underwear with a satisfied look on his face.
A 27-year-old man has long been accustomed to such things and no longer has the curiosity and panic he had at the beginning.
He was about to solve the problem manually, but he suddenly felt a pain deep in his bones, as if a raging fire was burning on every inch of his bones. The flames kept spreading, burning every inch of his bones and flesh. The heart-piercing pain made him lose his mind and he screamed unconsciously.
In his hazy vision, the man he was already very familiar with walked up to him and picked him up again.
This night was exceptionally long. The unbearable and severe pain made Lan Ze feel that he was going to die soon. He fainted in agony and woke up in agony again.
Among the pain all over his body, the pain in his back was particularly obvious, as if something as sharp as a knife was cutting his bones, trying to break out of his body.
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