Live Broadcasting From The Zerg Tribe

Chapter 34: Thirty-four little bugs

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Before becoming a wilderness anchor, Lan Ze's eating manners were still very elegant, and he was particularly busy every day. He had to eat the freshest fruits, and he would not touch them if they were left out for a few days. He did not eat onions, ginger, and garlic. He only ate a few fixed parts of beef, and only ate specially supplied chicken breast. He only drank a few particularly expensive brands of water on a daily basis, and his annual water bill was a huge amount.

But ever since he became a wilderness anchor for some reason, he has stopped being pretentious. He finally realized how hard it is to get food, and his appetite has become particularly good since then. He can even eat a dry steamed bun with mineral water with relish.

Especially when he saw the meat bones, Lan Ye's crazy eating habits that were often ridiculed by fans appeared again. Although he was not in the wilderness this time and was much more restrained than before, his ferociousness like a hungry tiger pouncing on its food still made the female insects drop their jaws.

Darling, do you know that you eat so ferociously

Are you sure you haven't been subjected to non-insect abuse before

It's 2020 already and there are still male insects so hungry

Don’t those guys from the Male Insect Protection Association feel guilty

The beef bone stick is even longer than the little bug's forearm, and the live broadcast ball uses a very deliberate shooting method. The camera is very close to the food and relatively far away from the host, which gives people a visual impression that the food is very large. It's like beauties always hide their faces as far back as possible when taking photos together, because whoever is closest to the camera will have the biggest face.

Lan Ze suddenly tore off a big piece of meat. The interstellar beef was very tender. Lan Ze puffed up his cheeks and chewed it vigorously. The chewing sound was very obvious after being processed by the live broadcast ball.

He swallowed the meat in his mouth, gave the camera a thumbs up, and said with satisfaction: "Hey, friends, this is definitely the most delicious meat I have ever eaten. Although the bones are well-cooked, the meat is not tough at all. When roasting, I added some black pepper and lemon juice to relieve the greasiness, and also added a bag of interstellar special roast bone spices. Now my mouth is full of delicious barbecue. You can't imagine this feeling. If you can eat such a barbecue in the wilderness, it will be really satisfying!"

Lan Ze wiped his mouth with a tissue and bit into another big piece of meat. His face was originally chubby, and he puffed out his cheeks as he chewed the beef quickly, just like a little hamster on Earth eating food with a crunching sound.

A 40-centimeter-long bone was quickly gnawed clean by him. The live broadcast gave a close-up of the bone stick, and the female insects watching the live broadcast couldn't help swallowing their saliva.

"Oh my god, is Lan Ze poisoning me? I have no appetite when I see the whole refrigerator full of nutrients!"

"At this speed, Lan Ze, little cutie, tell me how many days you haven't eaten!!"

"I just went to get a nutritional supplement to soothe my empty stomach, but Zeze ate up a bone stick???"

Lan Ze wiped his mouth with tissue again, waved the bone stick and said happily: "A beef bone stick actually doesn't have much meat, and what's more delicious than meat is the beef bone marrow. The hot bone marrow with white rice is absolutely a delicacy."

"When I grilled the beef bones, I added some plums, each as big as a fist, to help relieve the greasiness. Sometimes when there's no salt in the wilderness, I just pick some wild plums and spread them on the grilled meat. It's so delicious!"

Seeing the little insect holding the huge cow bone stick and explaining seriously, the female insects all felt soft in their hearts.

"How could the little cutie go to the wilderness? That's impossible!"

"Just look at the cub talking nonsense seriously."

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Lan Ze was gnawing on the bone marrow with his head down, otherwise he would have been so angry seeing these barrages. He gnawed the meat off the beef bone stick like a whirlwind, and began to dig out the beef bone marrow with a long-handled spoon. The hot and bubbling bone marrow was sprinkled on the snow-white rice. The female insects watching the live broadcast couldn't help but swallow the saliva secreted from their mouths.

Lan Ze used two chopsticks to mix the bone marrow and rice thoroughly, then took a big bite and said intoxicatedly, "It's delicious, really delicious. The bone marrow is very tender and not greasy at all. I think I can put more lemon and plums when I roast the beef bones next time. I like this taste better. It's so satisfying, I tell you!"

He buried his head in eating, scooping a spoonful of bone marrow into his mouth from time to time, and ate very enthusiastically in front of the live camera, as if he had been hungry for hundreds of years.

After eating half a bowl of rice, he picked up another beef bone and continued to chew it.

Hitt, the leader of Lan Ze's fans, was watching the live broadcast while drinking nutritional supplements with an unhappy look on his face. He sat in a bedroom that was bigger than a football field, turned on the smart home system irritably, threw the bottle of nutritional supplements aside, and shouted to the housekeeper: "Give me a hundred roasted beef bone sticks! Quickly! Quickly! And ten kilograms of rice!"

The housekeeper bug opened the Star Hotel at lightning speed and started ordering food quickly.

The newly arrived female insects discovered that this young male insect was really eating a lot the whole time. Apart from interacting with the audience, he was just eating and eating. He was eating beef bones, beef bone marrow, white rice mixed with beef bone marrow, and he also drank a sip of hawthorn soup with great relish.

Some veteran bugs launched a barrage of comments full of doubts.

"Are you really just going to eat all the time? No singing or dancing?"

"Yeah, shouldn't he eat two bites and put it aside? Why is he eating it all the time? Isn't he trying to interact with the female insects and ask for a reward?"

"After you finish eating, you'll take off your shirt and start dancing, right?"

Just as he finished speaking, more than a dozen interstellar battleships flew through the live broadcast room in a very cool manner, and the brilliant light almost blinded the insects' eyes.

"Hehehehe—I was so engrossed in watching the cute little Lan Ze eat that I forgot to tip him. I'm so forgetful!"

"The King of Soldier Bugs gave the anchor a starship as a reward - and let the cute little Lan Ze act like a spoiled child to you? You are dreaming!"

"Sensensen gave the anchor 10 interstellar battleships - does my kid need to beg me for a reward? He doesn't do anything but his old father wants to give him rewards every day!

Lan Ze thanked while chewing on the beef bones. Later, there were too many gifts to thank all of them, so he just concentrated on eating.

It is very easy to be a food broadcaster.

After he finished three cow bone sticks, he picked up the fourth one with his little paws. Just as he showed his fangs at the bone stick, the live broadcast room was filled with comments telling him to stop eating.

"The baby is so young, he can't eat too much!"

"Yes, yes, if you need a tip, give it to me. Don't eat any more, or your little tummy will get hurt!"

"If you eat any more, I'll feel bad. You're just a baby. Don't let life burst your little belly!"

"Here you go, here you go. All the rewards are yours. Be good and just eat three, okay?"

Lan Ze felt like he was only 70% full: "..."

He looked at the barrage of comments and silently put down the cow bone stick.

He was eating and live streaming at the same time, and only 40 minutes had passed. Today's live streaming was usually one and a half hours long, and he couldn't spend the rest of the time chatting awkwardly. Although Kuhn said that he was fine with live streaming and drinking plain water, the female insects watching the live streaming would scream as soon as he took a sip of hawthorn juice, as if they were afraid that he would be stuffed to death by the food in the next second.

Lan Ze had to find another way and started making avocado ice cream.

"Don't worry, I will never eat it even if I make it," he said to the live broadcast room, holding a child safety saw wrapped in pink rubber.

As for why he was holding a chainsaw, just look at this avocado with a diameter of 1.5 meters and you will understand. For such a big thing, the shell is quite hard, and it takes a big stone to hit it hard several times to break it open.

Lan Ze followed the tutorial and made the ice cream quite successfully. After he finished, he handed the avocado ice cream to Chu Ran. His eyes were full of pride, and his whole body was saying: Come and praise me! Come and praise me!

Chu Ran took a bite with a small spoon, highly praised the cub's work, and swallowed the ice cream into his stomach in two or three bites.

The one and a half hour live broadcast passed quickly. After saying goodbye to the audience, he turned off the live broadcast and started jogging around the house.

In the next month, Lan Ze ate grilled lamb chops, two roast ducks, a suckling pig, a king crab, two large plates of sashimi, etc. in the live broadcast room.

Eating broadcast is a relatively innovative live broadcast among interstellar live broadcast programs. He became a level nine gold anchor within a week and is only one level away from reaching the diamond level. He can be said to have become quite famous.

The wound on his back had completely healed by then, and one night when he ate too much and couldn't sleep, two pink wings grew out from his back.

Lan Ze grabbed his wings and asked Chu Ran with a gloomy face: "Didn't you disguise me as a cabbage butterfly? Why are the wings I grew pink?"

Chu Ran frowned slightly, as if he was puzzled by the question he asked: "The cabbage butterfly is a pink butterfly that likes to eat vegetables, so of course its wings are pink."

Lan Ze: “…”

This cabbage white butterfly is not that cabbage white butterfly. What a difference a world has made.

Chu Ran touched the pink wings, and said with some regret: "Blue wings are more suitable for you, but the genes of the cabbage butterfly are easier to disguise, otherwise you would be disguised as a cabbage blue butterfly."

Lan Ze folded his pink wings in disappointment. At this point, his first metamorphosis was complete. The next step was to go to the Insect Registry to register his genes.

Before registering the genes, a somewhat troublesome thing happened.

Since Lan Ze’s eating show became quite popular on Shinxing TV, some male insects began to imitate him, but these male insects exercised very little and naturally had very small appetites.

The biggest attraction of eating broadcasts is eating. Not only do they have to eat a lot, but they also have to eat well. Moreover, each live broadcast lasts at least one hour, which means that the male insects have to eat a lot of food.

However, the male insects in the interstellar space are not physically capable of digesting these foods.

Then a group called "rabbits" began to rise quietly.

The famous anchor Su Xue from Shinxing TV is a member of this group. He is one of the most popular food broadcasters recently. The amount of food he eats is very shocking for a male insect, and his figure is still thin and gaunt, with no signs of weight gain.

At first he said that he would exercise after eating and that he was naturally not fat. But during yesterday's eating live broadcast, the female insects noticed two not-so-obvious wounds on his fingers.

This may be caused by forced vomiting.

As a result, the rabbit group began to attract widespread attention from female interstellar insects, and the popularity of matters related to male insects continued to increase.

As a result, the incident continued to ferment, and Lan Ze, who was the first to create an eating show in the star world, became the focus of the incident.

The author has something to say: Writing is so difficult!!!

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