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Chapter 67: Sixty-seven little bugs

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The opened backpack was spread out on the ground, with miniature bombs, mini laser weapons, special spray bottles filled with vine beetle venom, hallucinogens that could cause female beetles to become insane, a bunch of dangerous items scattered all over the ground.

These are all dangerous items that the cubs are not allowed to touch, but a micro bomb the size of a jelly bean can temporarily make a powerful female insect lose its mobility, and the daring cub actually brought a whole box!

What did he think of the mini-bomb

Chocolate flavored jelly beans

Ran Chu looked at the little bug opposite him, his head buzzing.

The little bug that gave Chong a headache sat on the sofa with his arms folded, his head turned away, with an indifferent look on his face, and snorted angrily, which really pissed Chong off.

But we can't do anything to him, he's just a delicate... fairly delicate little male insect.

Ran Chu was so angry at Lan Ze that his liver hurt.

"Do you think you can sink the Dark Star with these things? Do you know what that place is?"

Lan Ze: "I know. It's just a planet without daylight. Can't I go and take a look?"

If Chu Ran might not be there, he would not have thought of sinking the Dark Star.

Glancing at Ranchu's gloomy face, Lan Ze always remembered Ranchu's childhood. When he thought of the blind Ranchu being deceived by other insects and bringing him a dirty blanket, Lan Ze could not help but feel a little excited in his heart.

This made Lan Ze very annoyed. Ran Chu was his enemy in a sense, and it was not a good thing to be attracted to him.

Ran Chu's face was as gloomy as water, and the aura emanating from him became more and more oppressive. Under the heavy pressure, Lan Ze felt suffocated and got angry. He immediately picked up the cup on the coffee table and threw it at Ran Chu's face.

Damn, I am not a bug that you can be mean to!

Ran Chu caught the cup steadily, and his temples on both sides ached for a moment. He clasped his hands together, leaned forward slightly, and his evil and handsome face showed the helplessness of an old father. His tone became stern: "Lan Ze, I can't let you go on like this. Tomorrow I will send you to the larval garden and let you see how other little male insects live!"

Young young young... Insect Garden

Lan Ze was stunned and his jaw dropped.

He pointed a finger at himself, his eyes popping out: "You want to send me to the larval garden, do you think I need to go to the larval garden in this state?"

Ran Chu: "You have lived with the King Bug since you were a child. You don't have a normal living environment at all. I will put your life on the right track and let you be a carefree little male bug."

"No, what is the right path? If you hadn't captured my guardian insect, my life would be pretty carefree. Now you've captured me and taken me to an alien planet. I don't even know whether my guardian insect is alive or dead. You've messed up my entire insect life."

Ran Chu's expression was serious: "That's why I must get your insect life back on track."

No matter how Lan Ze argued, Ran Chu still bought him a small pink schoolbag the next day, stuffed him into the backpack and took him to the heavily guarded Alien Larvae Garden.

When Lan Ze saw the pale blue gate of the larval garden from a distance, he began to despair.

Can you imagine

It is a world of tender pink and sky blue everywhere. The ground is soft grass like a wool carpet. The teaching building in the distance is colorful, with a huge roof in the shape of a white cloud. The walls are mostly pink and sky blue, and all kinds of macaron-colored cartoon sweets are painted on them with very realistic materials.

Smiling donuts, cute cherry blossom jelly, pouting white cat claw gummy candy with pink pads, shy macaron family, and playful winking juice gummy candy.

The male insects, dressed in pink uniforms and sky blue boots, were sitting obediently on the lawn beside the bushes, with sweet smiles on their faces.

Ran Chu carried Lan Ze and walked past these male insects. These underage male insects trotted and hid behind the big trees, but their curiosity still made them timidly stick out their little heads and look at the huge insect bag pushed by the adult female insects.

Looking through the round window, a delicate and cute male insect was rolling its eyes inside its insect bag.

A little male insect began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5... .13"

"Wow, he rolled his eyes 13 times in one minute!", a little green-eyed male insect exclaimed.

"Are we going to have another companion?"

"But that little male insect looks very cute. Will he steal the teacher's favor?"

They started talking in low voices, and ten minutes later they began to guess what the dessert for lunch would be. Their voices were as sweet as silver bells.

Ran Chu carried Lan Ze into a house with a very natural atmosphere. The outside of the house was covered with green vines, and the inside of the house was full of various beautiful flowers. A tall female insect with white hair and beard was smiling slightly, her eyes were a beautiful lake green, and her every move was full of the demeanor of a wise elder.

Ran Chu opened the lid of the insect bag and took Lan Ze out. Lan Ze's expression was numb and the muscles on his face were stiff.

Ranchu, who was disguised as a kind insect, smiled and said, "Hello, Principal Zemu. This is my cub. I am nineteen years old and have a naughty personality. My name is Lanze and I am a little butterfly."

In Zemu's eyes, Lan Ze's current appearance is the epitome of sweet and cute. He looks a little shy with his expressionless face. He must be very nervous after coming to the unfamiliar environment.

Zemu's eyes lit up immediately. He came up to Lan Ze and said kindly, "The little babies of the butterfly tribe are very shy. They have sensitive and timid personalities and like beautiful flowers and sweet honey. Don't be nervous, little bug. You will have a great time here."

Lan Ze was silent for a few seconds, then said faintly: "Then I might be a fake butterfly."

He is not sensitive or shy, does not like flowers and honey, and has never known what shyness is.

When he was broadcasting live in the Sahara Desert, in order to cool down, he turned his back to the audience and urinated on his vest and put it on his head. His mind was as rough and tough as his body.

Zemu continued to smile kindly, looking at Lan Ze with extremely loving eyes: "Oh, it's a little tsundere bug, very cute."

Lan Ze was deeply depressed.

Ran Chu felt relieved to leave Lan Ze in the larvae garden. After all, his cubs dared to go to such haunted places as Black Domain City and Snow Domain, so there was no need to worry about him in a harmless place like the larvae garden. Ran Chu left with peace of mind, leaving Lan Ze, who was in a bleak mood and desperately embarked on the first class in the larvae garden - flower arrangement class.

A white cloud floats slowly above the highly simulated blue sky roof, the plant wall covered with green ivy is full of small flowers with elegant colors, and on the simulated lawn are large white maple tables, and on each table is a large pink basket filled with various beautiful flowers.

Lan Ze, who had changed into a pink uniform and blue boots, stood in front of a long table. He threw his white bow tie on the table and looked at a white rose with a hint of light pink.

A handsome male insect was explaining the key points of flower arrangement. His voice was as pleasant to the ear as the gurgling water.

"Flower arrangement is an art that contains profound aesthetics. It is three-dimensional and multifaceted. It is not easy to put different flowers together perfectly. A perfect flower arrangement should be beautiful without blind spots, and it should be the most beautiful form from any angle..."

Lan Ze's eyelids began to twitch.

When he was in the sixth grade, his mother took him to a flower arrangement class, under the pretext of cultivating his sentiments. He fell asleep on the table less than 5 minutes into the class. It was only when the teacher talked about which flowers were edible that he opened his eyes and listened with great interest for a while.

Fortunately, the handsome male insect teacher did not expect a bunch of little bugs to create a perfect flower arrangement, so after explaining a few key points, he let the little male insects express themselves freely.

Lan Ze yawned and picked up a pair of blue safety scissors covered with soft silicone. He casually cut off a section of the rose stem and inserted it into the aqua green square vase.

He absentmindedly rummaged through the flower basket and pulled out a ping-pong chrysanthemum that looked like a big pink ball of fur and stuck it into the floral mud.

Lan Ze took out a dew-covered hydrangea and two white photinia from the flower basket and put them in the vase, and then casually put a few lilacs in it.

Regardless of art, space, or technique, Lan Ze just throws everything into a hodgepodge.

The few little male insects in front saw his work and covered their mouths and exclaimed.

Even if these male insects were released on Earth, they would still be delicate and cute boys, with quiet and elegant manners. Moreover, due to over-protection, most of them have innocent and kind personalities.

"Ah, this won't do. We have to hand in our homework and send our work to the guardian insect," said a little male insect weakly.

A quiet and elegant little male insect came over with a red face to help. The little male insects in the classroom gradually came over, all wanting to see this new classmate who didn't know how to arrange flowers.

A bunch of soft little male insects surrounded Lan Ze in the middle, speaking softly, and looking at him curiously with pairs of innocent eyes, just like a bunch of kittens gathering around a little tiger.

This was the first time that Lan Ze saw so many male insects. All male insects under the age of 25 had to go to the larvae garden. Lan Ze was now 19 years old and 179 cm tall, making him particularly conspicuous among the young male insects who were over 1.7 meters tall.

Facing these delicate faces that seemed as soft as a baby's, with every pore revealing their fragility, Lan Ze was unable to lash out with his bad temper. He could only watch miserably as the little male insects enthusiastically helped him arrange the flowers.

There was also an exceptionally pretty little male insect that came running over with the bow that Lan Ze had torn off. He carefully tied the butterfly to Lan Ze's collar, smoothed out the wrinkles on Lan Ze's clothes, and put a large cat's paw candy in Lan Ze's hand.

"Don't be sad if you can't arrange flowers, be good~"

Lan Ze: “…”

What the hell is this suffering in the insect world!

The author has something to say: Be good~

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