Oh shit!
What a shit!
How did you bring this thing to the larval garden!
This can of micro bombs is an enhanced version. Even though they are not as big as a fingernail, one of them is more than enough to blow up this classroom.
I'm tough, after all, I've ridden a horse and shot a gun on Earth, and I've spent half a year in the special forces. Playing with a small bomb is a piece of cake for me, I can bomb anyone but not myself.
But these boys who are so weak that they cry even when they run...
Maybe they would really eat these bombs happily as if they were candy beans, and then boomboomboom, a bunch of little beauties were blown into fireworks, the rare and precious little male Zerg were extinct in his hands, and he became the sinner of the entire Zerg.
I'm so scared!
Lan Ze immediately stuffed the can of jelly beans back into his schoolbag like lightning. When he looked up, he met the watery eyes of two little male insects, who were blinking and looking at him expectantly.
In the corner of my eye, I saw three little male insects coming towards me, skipping and bouncing with bags of snacks in their hands.
Lan Ze's scalp was numb, and a layer of white sweat broke out on his back. He threatened the little male insects with a serious expression: "That can of sugar beans is expired. If you eat it, you will vomit and have diarrhea. You will squat in the bathroom and can't get out!"
The two male insects were stunned. The elegant male insect held his bag of dried fish, his gray eyes filled with confusion: "But the shelf life of sugar beans is at least one hundred years. How did you get small sugar beans that are a hundred years old?"
Lan Ze: “…”
The food that the Zerg provide for their cubs has a very long shelf life. This is because the Zerg has experienced famine in the past, and there have been cases of male Zerg cubs suffering from food poisoning after eating expired food. Sugar beans are the exclusive food for the cubs, and their shelf life can be up to 150 years.
As a foreign male insect, Lan Ze had never known these common senses. After he was stunned, he began to make up stories: "Actually, I have a hobby of collecting expired food. I think the smell of rotten food is very delicious, and the green mold looks very cute. This is a niche hobby. Anyway, you must not touch that can of sugar beans. Eating it will kill the insect!"
When the little male insects that came running heard that their lives would be lost, they were almost scared to drop the snack bags in their hands. They covered their mouths and stared at Lan Ze's pink little schoolbag with wide eyes, their eyes filled with fear.
The little male insects, who valued rituals, were a little unhappy that they did not get Lan Xiaoze’s soft and cute dessert. They looked at him with sadness in their innocent eyes, and even the little stars in their eyes dimmed.
In fact, no matter whether it is male or female, young or old, human or insect, male or female, masculine or weak, as long as it is cute to a certain extent and can really make the insect's heart sway, the lethality is unimaginable.
Lan Ze had a mouthful of blood stuck in his chest and he almost fell to his knees before these little male insects who could only whimper.
He resisted the urge to vomit blood, wiped the sweat off his head and comforted these frail boys: "How about I bring you a sack of jelly beans and a large bag of lime-flavored potato chips tomorrow?"
Jelly beans and potato chips are limited in supply by female insects because they are not very healthy. It is a very impressive thing to be able to get a sack of jelly beans and a large bag of potato chips!
A large group of little male insects immediately trotted over, surrounding Lan Ze with their snack bags and dessert baskets, placing their carefully made cute snacks on Lan Ze's table, carefully pulling Lan Ze's sleeves and shaking them, and stammering with red faces as they ordered snacks for tomorrow.
When a group of kittens surround you and meow for food, can you say no to those furry balls
Lan Ze had no choice but to nod sourly.
At this moment, he suddenly remembered himself as a child, driving a sports car, wearing a baseball cap, wearing an expensive leather jacket, and wearing handsome little leather boots.
The sports car was specially ordered by his father from Lamborghini. He originally wanted a tractor, but his father said to him with a sad face: "Dad can't do it!"
So he reluctantly gave up the tractor and reluctantly got into a convertible sports car, followed by a bunch of freeloaders.
At that time, he was the coolest guy on the street. Thinking about it now, it is really sad and lamentable that the former kindergarten leader has fallen to this state.
After exchanging snacks and ordering jelly beans and French fries for tomorrow, the little male insects happily finished their snacks.
Only Lan Ze felt tired. Sadness appeared on his face, and his curled eyelashes like small brushes drooped down sadly. He plucked out an eyelash and took a look, and found that his eyelashes had grown longer, so he ran to the bathroom sadly to cut his eyelashes.
His mother is half German, and Lan Ze perfectly inherited his mother's long eyelashes that grew like wild weeds. He has been trimming them for more than 20 years.
Lan Ze trimmed his eyelashes to an acceptable length in front of the bathroom mirror. He wiped off the fallen eyelashes on his face, washed his face hastily, and strode out of the bathroom.
At the same time, the beautiful cub who loved cat's paw candy blinked its rosy eyes and lingered in front of Lan Ze's table, refusing to leave.
Oh, I want to eat sweet little candy beans!
It should be okay to just take one from the jar...
But Lan Xiaoze was not here, and it would be bad to take a candy bean without asking him.
But I gave my favorite cat claw candy and the most beautiful strawberry in the basket to Lan Xiaoze. He was afraid that I would get sick from eating them, so he didn't let me eat expired candy beans. But it's okay for me to secretly take one away, right
The little male insect's hand had its own consciousness. He reached out to Lan Ze's pink schoolbag and took out the can of colorful candy beans.
He opened the lid, picked up a small pink candy bean, blinked his eyes and prepared to put it in his mouth.
Just when the candy bean was only one centimeter away from the little male insect's mouth, Lan Ze, who had just finished trimming his eyelashes, walked into the classroom.
In a flash, Lan Ze sprinted a hundred meters and knocked the miniature bomb out of the little male insect's hand.
The pink little jelly bean jumped high into the sky, and Lan Ze waved his pink little schoolbag and knocked the jelly bean out of the window.
Two seconds later, a deafening bang was heard outside the window, followed by a burst of fire and smoke, and a big hole was blown out in the playground.
Before Lan Ze could breathe a sigh of relief, the frightened little male insect beside him hugged his arm tremblingly, and threw the jar of jelly beans in his hand to the ground in panic, and the colorful little jelly beans fell all over the floor.
The sound was even more exciting than the sound of a bomb exploding.
If this kind of miniature bomb falls to the ground from a height of about one meter, it will not explode immediately to prevent accidental injuries. However, these bombs will explode five minutes after landing, and the entire teaching building will be razed to the ground.
"These candy beans are bombs. They will explode in five minutes. Get out of here quickly!" Lan Ze shouted at the top of his lungs, his throat almost torn.
He immediately sounded the alarm, and at the same time he popped out his extremely beautiful wings and began to pick up the micro-bombs on the ground and throw them out of the window at lightning speed.
He was confident that he could still make it in five minutes at his speed, but a second later his confident and calm expression broke across his face.
Not only did the group of little male insects not leave, but they were also excitedly picking up the jelly bean bombs on the ground and throwing them out of the window like Lan Ze did.
"Wow, exploding candy!"
"What kind of new game is this!"
"A new way to open the cute little thing?"
“It’s really interesting!”
Lan Ze: “…”
He has it so hard!